Chapter 15: Let Me Be Undefeated
Seeing the full of Jianghu men coming, the lamas were also startled, and soon changed the target of facing the enemy head-on from us to coming, and King Jinlun instantly narrowed his eyes - he is not afraid of friend or foe, what he is afraid of is that the enemy is very strong, this is what he is most worried about!
Although the person who came had already stated his position, deep down in his heart, the Golden Wheel Dharma King did not want to recruit a strong enemy at such a critical moment, so with his undetectable movements, Huo Du immediately rushed out, and bowed to Sister Dongfang: "This hero, today we Tubo people are here to solve some personal problems, if your relationship with them is only general, then I advise you to better not interfere, we will definitely have a heart to send it afterwards, do you think it is good?" ”
"I'm afraid not," Sister Dongfang said indifferently: "If you come out to mix, you have to be trustworthy, and if you want to help him beat you, you must beat you, and you can't surrender, I'm sorry!" She said arrogantly and pretentiously, and her tone made people feel the urge to pounce on and slap her when she heard it, but she looked like a man again, and the mixture of the two made people can't help but be angry, but it was so comfortable to listen to in my ears, and the eyes of the monks such as Chengguan Yulin on the side looked at me changed, and I could only shrug my shoulders indifferently and indifferently to introduce: "Oh, don't worry, this is my relative, absolutely support us - now we are fine!" ”
Huo Du is usually arrogant and arrogant, and he probably hasn't met an opponent, this time Leng Buding appeared a person who was more arrogant than him, and he didn't find a refutation for a while, so he was stunned there, forcing the King of the Golden Wheel to come up by himself, he slowly took a step towards Sister Dongfang, and said with a pale face: "Since you are looking for death yourself, then stop blaming me for being ruthless on the Huangquan Road!" Report your name, and I will turn an immortal nameless ghost! ”
I just slammed in front of the old monks of Chengguan Yulin, looking at their expressions, my heart was simply refreshed to the extreme, and I felt a kind of pleasure after holding my urine for half a class, and I happened to hear the pretending of the Golden Wheel Dharma King again, and spit out a groove in my mouth: "I'm bah!" Do you think you're a child driver on the road, and you still have an immortal nameless ghost under the wheel? - Let me tell you the truth, this is my godsister, the leader of the Sun and Moon God Sect who came to the Black Wood Cliff, the famous Sect Master of the Holy Sect......"
Sister Dongfa interrupted me with a dry cough: "What's that, why bother, I just changed my name, don't call me to do it in the future." ”
"Huh? Why do you change your name - I know, you won't call that...... So what the ...... of the East"
Sister Dongfang, that is, the one who is undefeated in the East on the outside, but deep down is the undefeated in the East, sighed and said: "Brother Dongfang is indeed a generation of martial arts wizards, although he locked me in the prison at the bottom of the lake for many years, but when I calm down and think about it, he actually does a lot of things right, and I am much inferior to others - if it weren't for the fact that Brother Dongfang has passed away, I will definitely abdicate and make way for Xian, so you guessed it, I really plan to change my name to the name of Brother Dongfang to commemorate him, and use his spirit to shine on each of our faces to smile!" ”
I was confused: "Uh...... So you changed it? ”
"No, the main reason is that there are too many people who oppose it," Sister Dongfang shook her head in frustration: "This matter has to be considered in the long run, so now I have only changed my name, and my surname is still retained - from today onwards, I will call Ren I undefeated!" ”
"Ren...... Let me not be defeated? I was so suffocated that my prostate hurt: "Good name!" This is much better than what Dugu seeks defeat, tsk, let me not be defeated, too imposing! ”
"Do you really think so?" Sister Dongfang said happily: "I'll just say that you have a vision, and other people know the benefits of this name, so people are more angry than people, only you can have a little understanding with your sister......
The two of us are short and hilarious, the Golden Wheel Dharma King is a little unbearable on the side, he has always felt good about himself, as the Tubo national teacher is admired by thousands of people, today not only was fooled by the two major disciples, but also in the siege of the teacher is unfavorable, and finally he personally shot out of the person actually someone rushed to insert a pole, and the anger surged up at that time to blow up the nest: "Is it over?" What the hell do you want, is this where you chatter? ”
With the support of Sister Dongfang, my courage is also fat, my anger is also strong, and my temper is also growing, and I listened to the girl's disrespectful words and went back on the spot, grinning: "Hey, bald head, I can't see that you are still in a hurry!" Okay, buddy, I'll do it for you today...... What's that, undefeated sister, please! ”
Sister Dongfang immediately shook her hands, shook her feet, and took a deep breath to come up, and as soon as she met the King of the Golden Wheel, the two of them roared together, and then crackled and made a ball......
The Golden Wheel Dharma King faced Chengguan to play Audi, but when dealing with Dongfang Sister, he didn't dare to hold it up, for a time five wheels flew together, and under the luck of the two actually revolved around the two of them, from time to time there was a sharp whistling, and whenever a wheel made noise to disturb people's minds, the other side of the wheel suddenly sneaked attack, Dongfang Sister just caught off guard and almost suffered a big loss, after the danger was avoided, our Dongfang Sister immediately became angry, stretched out her hand, and immediately threw up the mooncake-like thing, Hula flew towards the Golden Wheel Dharma King!
The Golden Wheel Dharma King was startled and suddenly turned sideways to avoid it, but this thing did not fly out, but with the movement of Dongfang Sister's other hand, it turned around in mid-air and flew back, and then rushed towards the head of the Golden Wheel Dharma King......
This elusive trick was used, and the situation in the field was suddenly reversed, and the Golden Wheel Dharma King was instantly chased by the pigs running around, and there was no power to fight back, and everyone was secretly surprised, while marveling at the high martial arts of Sister Dongfang, they also had a great fear of this strange weapon, and they didn't know what he was!
I also stretched out my hand and gestured twice, and said to myself: "I haven't seen this trick, it's a bit of a chain dart, and it's a bit of a flying needle routine...... But why do I look so familiar? ”
"It's not surprising, you've seen a lot," Shuang'er's voice suddenly came from the side, and I suddenly turned around to find that she had already rushed to my side at some point, explaining: "You don't remember walking in the square usually, isn't that a lot?" ”
"Uh, you say square dancing?"
Shuang'er glared at me: "I'm talking about yo-yos, isn't this just a plastic iron-changing one, the tricks are the same!" ”
I hurriedly fixed my eyes and took a look, don't you say it's true, that one move is completely from the "Three Hundred Moves of Yo-Yo Fancy Play", uh, I didn't expect Sister Dongfang to actually make this a successful husband - I said sincerely: "Sister Dongfang is really worthy of the world's number one martial arts wizard, this can be innovative, and I will obey her!" ”
"It's not that she's willing to force it," Shuang'er said: "Do you think she will be able to use a flying needle without it, if she wants to use a flying needle, the grandson will already be stumped!" ”
"Who forced it?" I wondered, "It's not going to be-forced, is it?" ”
Shuang'er glanced at me with idiot eyes, pouted, "The situation forces you to know, right?" Orientals have now become a matter of what they do, do you do it with the original kung fu, you stupid, you stupid! ”
I counted on my fingers, but I still didn't understand: "Why can't it work, isn't this normal?" ”
"Then you tell me, how do you explain the fact that I can use the undefeated kung fu of the East?" Shuang'er said angrily: "You can't see it if you don't know martial arts, do you say that the rest of the Sun Moon God Sect can't see it, it won't make sense at all when the time comes!" ”
I stomped my foot and said, "Hey, won't she say that I can be taken by the undefeated ghost of the East?" ”
Shuang'er was stunned: "Uh...... Is that okay too? ”
Just as we were talking, the situation in the field had basically been settled, the five rounds of the Golden Wheel Dharma King were smashed to only one, and the whole person was beaten I don't know how many times, just by visual inspection, I knew that it belonged to the point where the residual blood was ready to return, but Sister Dongfang also suffered from the yo-yo hand, and she never released a big move to knock out this grandson......
Then, the variables happened!
We were waiting for the situation in the field to be finalized, at this time, there was a sudden roar from our side, and then we saw that Xingdian's tall and mighty body flew out and landed heavily, and the idiot monk who was under his protection had been caught by Huo Du, Ya reached out and pinched the old monk's neck, and shouted while retreating towards the lama: "Stop!" If you don't stop, I'll kill the old emperor, and see how you explain to the little emperor! ”
The scene was suddenly in an uproar, no one could have imagined that such a play would come when the victory ticket was in hand, I was dumbfounded, I was stunned for a moment and immediately shouted at Dongfang Undefeated, and said anxiously: "Don't fight, don't kill this girl!" ”
The group of heroes of the Black Wood Cliff behind the lamas suddenly made a loud noise, and the ping-pong showed their respective blades, only their teaching director I was about to do it as soon as I was defeated, Huo Du was so frightened that his throat was sharp, and he said sharply: "Stop, stop-"
Although Sister Dongfang didn't know who this old monk was, since I said that it must be an important person, she could only helplessly take the yo-yo back into her hand and wave her hand to her subordinates: "Don't be impatient!" ”
The Golden Wheel Dharma King rushed back to the lama pile in embarrassment, and he could be regarded as having learned the undefeated kung fu of the East in this fight, and he didn't dare to hold it up, but immediately raised his voice and said: "Since the old emperor is in our hands, then there is no need to fight this fight, if you don't want him to die here, then let us go!" ”
Sister Dongfang didn't speak, and smiled indifferently and signaled to me: "You ask him, he says you can leave, it doesn't matter!" ”
Everyone immediately turned their eyes on me, and Yulin immediately said: "I can't let them go, if the idiot master falls into their hands, the Central Plains will definitely set off a bloody storm, and the lives of the people will be ruined!" ”
"So what do you say?" I had no choice but to ask him, "If you don't leave, he'll kill someone." ”
"The old emperor can't die!" Wei Xiaobao rushed to my side, and said nervously: "He is going to die, and we are miserable!" ”
I could only spread my hands: "Why don't you watch this matter, I'm out of luck anyway!" ”
Wei Xiaobao and Master Yulin stared at each other for a moment, and Master Yulin suddenly sighed: "Master Wei, this matter is still left to me, right?" As soon as he finished speaking, he walked straight forward without waiting for Wei Xiaobao to agree, and said to the Golden Wheel Dharma King: "Master, I have a few words I want to say to the idiot master, I don't know if it's okay?" ”
The Golden Wheel Dharma King was a little confused, at this time, he should have chosen one of the two questions, but he came up to want to chatter, and he didn't understand what he meant for a while, so he said casually: "Okay, for the sake of Buddhism, I'll let you say a few words, but be fast, we don't have that long of patience!" ”
"Don't worry, soon!" Yulin looked at the idiot who was controlled by Huo Du, and said with a smile: "Idiot, do you remember what you said when you shaved your degree?" ”
"Master, apprentice remember!" The idiot whispered: "My Buddha is merciful, and the disciple is willing to obey the master's orders!" ”
If you want to say what the meaning of the two monks' answers is, it is estimated that no one present knows, unless it is a reader who has read Lu Ding Ji, I am one of them, and I remember this plot very clearly - Yulin, this old thing, has a habit of suicide and persuading people to commit suicide, and also accompanied him to death, when Wei Xiaobao protected Qingliang Temple, he came back and forth to self-immolate, fortunately, Wei Xiaobao came up with a plan to replace Li Tao and survived - Extrapolating from this routine, now this old thing must be persuading people to commit suicide again to thank the world!
You say, this old thing can't learn that kind of skill, right?