Wei Xiaobao was not tall, and he could barely move in the carriage, so he took a look at the window, and was instantly terrified: "No, this is surrounded by lamas, and they want to search the car!" ”

Before he finished speaking, the second voice of the fat lama had already come from outside: "We want to search the car!" ”

"Whew!" We all glared at Wei Xiaobao and scolded: "Crow's mouth, you! ”

Wei Xiaobao said innocently: "This thing is to blame on me, do you think I am a 'good spirit but not a bad spirit'?" He grabbed the corner of my clothes and tugged hard, and said anxiously: "Bad luck, do you want to do something, we can rely on you!" ”

In fact, I was startled when I was first stopped, and when I understood that it was the lama who searched me, I was much more relieved, and then I remembered that I was not driving today, even if I really investigated drunk driving, I should not have been detained for a car, and I should not be detained, Wei Xiaobao said that I immediately thought of a way: "There is a way!" You go out for a while, you can do whatever you want, and I'll come out when I'm ready! ”

Wei Xiaobao said with a sad face: "What do I say when I go out, what if I show up and be beaten to death?" ”

"That won't be!" I hurriedly relieved him: "This grandson looks like Yue Yunpeng, so foolish, how can you be beaten to death when you go out?" In this way, you go out and ask him directly who he is, who sent the procedures for blocking the road and searching the car...... In a word, go online according to the principle of political axe, let him prove that the formalities are legal! ”

"What if you can't say that?" Wei Xiaobao began to move his nest outward, but he was still worried in his heart: "What if it's really legal?" ”

"Then you ask him to prove that he is the one he gave you, this trick has been used by many of our units, so that you can rest assured!"

Wei Xiaobao finally mustered up the courage to rush out, and immediately heard the two of them:

"Comrade, we have no problem with you searching the car, but we need to see the supporting documents of your blocking the road and searching the car, right?"

"What's that?" The fat lama said directly: "Do you still need anything to search your car?" ”

"Well, you're not legal!" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Let me explain to you, we all have civil rights, right, we have personal freedom and basic rights protection, so you can't search our car without legal procedures, which is inconsistent with the current concept of governing the country according to law!" ”

"This ......" The fat lama suddenly said: "Then we won't search for it!" ”

The rest of us: "...... It's too fast! ”

Although Xiaobao flickered the fat lama to pass the test did not expect us, but we were naturally happy to succeed, so we immediately called him to get in the car and prepare to flash people, but at this time, there was a shout from the side: "Well! Why don't you search for it? ”

At a fixed glance, the person who came was in his thirties, with a fluttering robe and clothes, and his expression was bright and handsome, but the expression on his face looked annoying, and there was a kind of nouveau riche who went into the city to buy an LV posture, for fear that others would not know that he had material - he walked out arrogantly, squinting at the fat lama while fluttering the fan, and said in a strange manner: "Senior brother, don't you plan to check the car with this posture?" ”

The fat lama smiled awkwardly and said innocently: "Aren't we without formalities, it's not legal......"

"Formalities? Who says we need to go through any formalities? The arrogant man smiled and said: "We are car bandits and road rage, how can we drop - Master's words are orders, give it to me, whoever the doesn't obey the tender death!" ”

From the answers between these two people, it can be seen that the fat lama is obviously the senior brother of this arrogant man, but I don't know for what reason, but this arrogant man pressed him, much more arrogant and strong, he ordered all the minions to shout in unison, and without saying a word, he hugged the carriage......

But what they never expected was that I was ready for this conversation!

The lamas just gathered around the carriage and did not move, the curtain of the car suddenly opened, I and Xingdian and the two people suddenly came out of the carriage and jumped down, all of them were black cloth covered with faces and wearing civilian clothes, the lamas suddenly dodged a gap, before they were ready to light up their weapons, just see me and Xingdian stretched out a hand, spread out, and showed a black and pasty, oily black iron token in the palm of the palm, and said in unison: "Xia Ke Island rewards the good and punishes the evil, please come out to receive the order, this year Laba to Xia Ke Island to drink a bowl of Laba porridge!" ”

"Ah——!h

Everyone, including the fat lama and the arrogant man, was suddenly startled and said in shock: "You are the envoy of rewarding the good and punishing the evil? ”

I didn't squint and said, "Nonsense, what about your master?" ”

"Master, Master is still sleeping in the house, let's ......" The fat lama replied honestly, and as soon as he said two words, he was immediately poked under the armpit by the arrogant man next to him, and immediately closed his voice, and then he saw the grandson with a smile on his face: "Oh, it's all because Senior Brother Xia was reckless, and he actually stopped the car of the two messengers, I'm really sorry - uh, that's too unfortunate, my master has been unaccustomed to the soil and water recently, so he went back to Tibet, and I don't know if I can't come back, you see it......"

"How did I hear that your master is nearby?" I didn't give up: "You don't want to be blinded by us, right?" ”

"How dare you, how dare you!" The arrogant man immediately stood up straight, and pointed to the heavens and the earth and cursed: "I, Huo Du, is known as a smart and clever Sai Zhuge , honest and reliable Xiao Langjun, I will never deceive people, I can use my reputation to vouch for it!" ”

I secretly laughed in my heart, but unfortunately I pretended to punish the evil so that I couldn't laugh, I could only hold back my strength, in this regard, it was much better luck than me, my face was full of joy, no one could tell whether this smile was a mockery or a smile, it was not a little bit happier than me—it was easy for me to hold back this energy, and said again: "Since that's the case, then we won't wait, anyway, we have to go to the Western Regions to find the Xixia Qingfeng Hall, and we'll see you when the time comes!" ”

As I spoke, I looked at the world with a kind of eyes, and the two grandsons were full of hair, and when I said that I was leaving, I was relieved, and instantly said to the lamas under my command: "Why are you still stunned, haven't you heard that the two envoys are leaving?" Get out of the way! ”

The lamas suddenly stood on the side of the road on both sides, and bowed in unison: "Congratulations to the two envoys going home!" There was also a clever one who told us that the road conditions were good: "Two messengers be careful, there is a camera in front, don't speed!" ”

I snorted heavily, and Xingdian returned to the car, and shouted directly inside: "Get in the car, let's go!" ”

Wei Xiaobao immediately rushed back to the car, and the coachman came back to his senses from the twist of the story, and hurriedly waved his whip and shouted: "Drive!" The wheels gradually began to turn, and I quietly gasped in the car: "Whew, finally flickering and lame!" ”

Before I could finish speaking, Wei Xiaobao suddenly grabbed my arm and looked out the car window: "It's someone again!" ”

I subconsciously glanced at it, and my face suddenly changed - the new arrival, dressed in a big red pleated group, wearing a cockscomb hat, followed by dozens of lamas, just from the appearance they admired, I knew that he was not a simple person-but the most special thing was that this girl had several hoops hanging like hula hoops, thick and big, and looked like Michelin tires!

"Could it be that this is the legendary Golden Wheel Dharma King Zhou Jie?" I reacted instantly: "That arrogant kid calls himself Huo Du, isn't this the third fucking apprentice of the Golden Wheel Dharma King-oh no, I didn't expect it to be him, it's really fucked up now!" ”

The saddest thing in life is this, usually buy lottery tickets and gamble on the size of the lottery has never won even five yuan, but this kind of unlucky thing is a guess of a quasi, I just guessed the identity of the Golden Wheel Dharma King, Huo Dushi brother has already met the fart, after a few words, Zhou Jie's face sank in an instant, and Lang sneered: "You said that the car is rewarding the good and punishing the evil?" ”

"Yes, Master, I've seen the Black Iron Token!" Huo Du said: "Their appearance is similar to the legend - the silly big man with a smiling face and the stupid roe deer with a straight face are completely compatible!" ”

"If they are the envoys who reward the good and punish the evil, who is the one who meets under the mountain?" The Golden Wheel Dharma King turned his hand, and two black iron tokens identical to mine also appeared in his hand, and Huo Du and Darba's eyes were straight, and Darba instantly exclaimed: "Master, when will you also become an envoy?" ”

"Be a fart, this is the token received by the master, which means that I am also going to drink laba porridge!" King Jinlun had a good attitude towards this stupid apprentice, although he was dissatisfied, he also said two words, and then pointed to our car, and simply said: "The people in the car are acting like this, there are really no three hundred taels of silver here, go!" Get the people in the car down! ”

The lamas screamed again and pounced, the only difference from last time was that Khodudarba, who had stood on the side to watch the play last time, had also become a little minion at this time, and in order to show his merit in front of the master, he also took the initiative to get up to the front of the carriage!

"Ready," I said in a deep voice, "let's get ready to fight!" ”

The carriage suddenly stopped, and then Huo Du sneered outside the carriage: "Brothers, you are very bold, you dare to entertain us-let-say, do you come out to die by yourself or wait for my senior brother to smash the car and then come out to die?" ”

The coachman immediately twisted his neck and yelled at us: "Please, I haven't paid off the loan for this car yet, where will I get the money to buy another one!" ”

"Amitabha! Let's get off! ”

Under the leadership of the old monk of Yulin, we got off the car one by one, and were immediately surrounded by people, and the lamas who knew each other immediately leaned over and reported to the King of the Golden Wheel: "Report to the king!" We found Tang Seng...... Uh, no, we've found traces of the Wandering Monk! ”

King Jinlun said impressively: "Except for the old monk, no one else is left!" ”

"Yes!" The lamas immediately rushed up!

After experiencing the last rooftop group fight,I already have my own unique opinion on this kind of melee.,According to common sense, there must be a big boss who needs people to just face it.,And usually as long as it's not the role of the male protagonist and the female protagonist, it's to see one and die one.,So you have to choose the right person - other than that, I'm not in danger.,The shrimp soldiers and crabs will only be able to kill the characters who don't have names in the book.,Once you become a person who helps to promote the plot, you're bound to die!

However, the Golden Wheel Dharma King didn't make a move, and we can only deal with the little minions.

Chengguan faced Huodu, Yulin faced Darba, Xingdian protected the idiot and fought and retreated, if all the lamas were counted by the number of people belonged to me and Wei Xiaobao, for a time the war was full of gunsmoke and the flames of war stretched - we were almost not beaten to death!

King Jinlun looked at it a few times, and then paid attention to Chengguan and Yulin, I don't know if it was because he saw that the two of them were strong in kung fu or because he was afraid that his apprentice would make a move, he laughed coldly and laughed wildly, and then said: "Apprentices, get out of the way, try the kung fu of these two for the teacher!" ”

With a bang, all the lamas retreated, leaving us in the middle, and everyone had the right to guard against the attack of the Golden Wheel Dharma King, he walked up proudly, counting the number of people in front of Chengguan, Yulin, Xingzhi, and Xingqiu, and suddenly waved his hand, and four wheels hanging on his shoulders suddenly flew out of the wheel around him, dripping and flickering!

Yulin said solemnly: "Be careful! He can use the Qi Imperial Wheel Kung Fu to be extremely high, and he will definitely break the earth when he makes a move later, everyone must join forces to ensure the safety of the idiot master, don't be careless! ”

Chengguan Xing responded in unison, and at the same time moved closer to the master of the idiot, seeing this situation, the Golden Wheel Dharma King's face couldn't help but show a hint of pride, "Don't be delusional, don't say that you can't resist my kung fu, even the name, it is estimated that you are unheard of, if you want to live, you should surrender honestly, hand over the old emperor, I will let you live!" ”

The lamas suddenly clamored and roared, and Chengguan and the others looked at each other, because they really didn't know the name of this kung fu - at this moment, I couldn't help but howl on the side: "Don't brag, aren't you Audi?" ”

The Golden Wheel Dharma King glanced at me and ignored it directly......

But!

Almost at the same time as he looked at me, there was a burst of applause outside the mountain gate, and someone laughed and said: "That's great, why aren't you an Audi with four rings - why bother, my sister is here to help you!" ”

At a glance, two people came quickly under the mountain, the front one was a pair of people possessed by time and space chickens, and the other was a man of five big and three thick, heroic and mighty in his fifties, and behind him was a large group of men in various dresses, I was dumbfounded: "The meaning of this speech is like Sister Dongfang, but how did he get on his body, this is strange?" ”

Sister Dongfang hurriedly brought people over, and before I could ask, I could already hear the countless Jianghu men behind him shouting: "Sun Moon Divine Sect Wencheng Wude, Ze was driven by the head of the Cangsheng Holy Sect!" ”

Uh, Dongfang Undefeated has become a fucking man, right?