The fourth bullet of Du Gong [MADAO] that you don't know
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Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.
About the author: The name and the line year, the ship C grassland is a good shaman, and he is not satisfied with the sun.
Minghe, that is, Song Gong, has a good body, slow movement, and grows meat when he drinks cold water. With the bloody meat hook Tu Gong, the tobacco and alcohol double fat Gong is the weight leader of each team in the mecha operation department, and the top three are the four major King Kong of the mecha operation system in the same column as the five-tone deadly dragon gong.
Song Gongxi reads ancient books, especially the study of divination and astrology. Taste the fortune, get lucky, happily go downstairs to buy food, then go out and meet the dog, escape back upstairs, but I feel that I forgot to bring the meal card, it is for good luck. Taste good health, get good luck, happily go to the banquet and fight wine, then vomit and diarrhea, admit that the corpse is cowardly, but I feel that I don't need AA, it is good luck. Taste the divination exam, get lucky, happily take the sixth level naked, but the questions are difficult and incomprehensible, but I feel that God gives sleep, which is good luck.
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Its thirteenth.
Song Gong urged Du Gong one day, and when he saw that he made up for it, there was the following dialogue.
Me: Du Gong, you have this time, why don't you update?
DH: Writing is ideative. Plus code words,The time to make up a series is definitely not enoughγ
Me: Then I have one more thing, I need a picture of Yamato, I can't go up to P station over there, and I bother Du Gong to help me find it.
Du Gong laughed: It's as easy as a snap!
Du Gong completed this work in a minute and found a good picture that still exists in my computer.
During this period, there was also a cake Gong Lu Gong who begged for planting and begged Du Gong.
The two cried: The upper and lower forums are poor, and the two places are nowhere to be seen.
Du Gong laughed, what's so difficult about this! In the snap of a finger, it rains down.
Me: You can find a picture that suits my taste in a minute and rescue Lu Gong Cake Gong at will, why can't you think of an updated setting in a minute?
Du Gong said strongly: Code words also take time.
Me: Then I have one more thing, the keyboard interface over there is broken, and today my reasoning is written on paper, and I am annoyed that Du Gong will enter it for me.
Du Gong laughed: This matter is easy to hear! Immediately, my fingers flew like flying, and it took me more than 30 minutes to type the 4,000 words I wrote on paper.
Me: You can type my 4,000 words in 40 minutes, why can't you type your 2,000 words in 20 minutes?
Du Gong said in a tight language, and said strongly: I am thinking while coding words.
Me: Even if you want to set up the side codeword, twice the time is enough, right?
AD: That's enough.
Me: Set one minute, code word forty minutes, twice less than an hour and a half. An episode lasts twenty-four minutes, and an episode lasts about seven hours, how do you explain this?
Du Gong was speechless, and said strongly: I chased the instant noodles.
Du Gong's mouse disappeared that day, and was finally found in the instant noodle soup without an update.
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Its fourteenth.
Du Gong was greedy, and people gave him nicknames "Whole Family Bucket Crusher", "Shaxian Emperor" and so on. It is especially good to cook by himself in the dormitory, and Lu Gong Cake climaxes after eating in the public middle school, and his achievements are recognized by the Department of Mecha Operation.
Me: Why does Du Gong have such a realm in food?
Du: Without her, only her hands are familiar.
Me: But why can't novels be updated every day?
D: You need to eat and drink every day, but you may not have thoughts every day.
Me: You don't have to do the food, so why not buy it and save it for the idea when you cook it?
D: Yes.
The next day, I went to see Du Gong.
Me: Today, why is there no sign of renewal in Du Gong's outsourced food?
Du Gongju case, swinging his tail and hissing: If you don't have enough food and strength, you can't see the beauty.
Me: Why don't you have enough to eat?
Du: Because I don't make it myself, it doesn't match my taste, so I can't eat enough.
Me: But do you need to make your own food in order to conceive the environment?
D: Yes.
Song Gong was stunned.
That day, Du Gong was hung at the door of the gutter oil hot pot restaurant and was not updated.
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its fifteenth.
Bloody meat hook Tu Gong, his people are fond of playing the Three Kingdoms strategy game, killing decisively, every time a general is captured, he will be beheaded if he does not surrender, and Lu Gong is called "Tu Gong".
Because of his decisiveness, Song Gong often asked for advice on how to urge Du Gong to change.
Tu: Behead it.
Me: Good.
So I took a knife to Du Gong's dormitory, and Du Gong exclaimed: But cut one place, leave my body behind, waiting for renewal.
Me: No. Then beheading?
D: But I'm already a headless horseman.
Me: Kill your hands?
AD: But I need to crawl with my hands.
Me: Kick off?
D: But I need to code words with my feet.
Me: Eradication?
D: But I think with the lower half of my body.
Me: I would like to ask Tu to open the public.
Tu: Ah, freshmeat.
On that day, Du Gong was sent to the tailor shop for reorganization, and there was no update.
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its sixteenth.
Du Gong is a good person who is tolerant, especially in helping the Cake Gong who collapses from time to time during the practice of the Five Dragons Holding Pillar Fist [OGC].
There is such a record in the "Quotations of the Cake Gong".
Cake: Du Gong! Get me some paper, I can't do it!
It can be seen that although Du Gong has violated Du Gong's environmental rights countless times, Du Gong still helps Du Gong.
Therefore, when I tried to persuade Du Gong to update, Du Gong came up with the topic of inclusiveness.
Du: Song Gong, you need to be tolerant and tolerant of other people's flaws.
Me: But Du Gong, the number of days you break off is no longer what my belly can tolerate.
Du: Look at our dormitory, which one of them is not a recidivist for me?
Me: How so?
Du: You see the five dragons hugging the pillar cake man, and I will clean up the battlefield again and again; The spring heart is rippling with Lu Gong, and I am asked to inspire wisdom again and again; Raise your head and cross the tower, and ask me to guide me again and again. Song Gong, you said that if you don't have tolerance, how can you endure the poison of these roommates?
Me: Du Gong, do you mean that as long as you have a roommate in the room, it will be difficult for you to update?
Du: Song Gong is right.
I looked around: Cake Gong has not been discharged from the andrology department today, Lu Gong has gone to Beiyue for a hot spring tour, and Zhonggong has summoned primary school students to plot the upper paragraph, you have no reason to break the change today.
Du Gong was stunned, feeling the loneliness of living alone in a room, and his combat effectiveness increased greatly.
On that day, Duke Du went to the dormitory of Duke Song to kill the Three Kingdoms, and used the quick attack tactics like a storm to break down the defensive posture of Duke Song, and escaped while Duke Song was distracted.