The third bullet of Du Gong [MADAO] that you don't know
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Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.
About the author: Ming and Xingnian, a good admiral who has never sunk a ship.
The king of the Three Kingdoms Brain Killing World is a devotee who is willing to be the fourth position in the Three Kingdoms Killing Competition of the Mecha Operation Department, and the legendary combination of Nirvana is unyielding, empty city is speechless, and the magical combination of being held down by the next family is from this person's brain.
There is no one in the mecha operation department who is interested in Chinese characters, and he once set a proud record in the following dictation of Chinese characters in the Chinese character dictation competition, which only wrote one word.
A staunch Japanese sword lover, he once practiced drawing the knife, and the speed of the knife was amazing, and in the martial arts exercise with his friends in the same department, the opponent's knife was not unsheathed, and he had already cut the opponent's blade, however, the excessive speed made his Japanese sword cut a crack by the opponent's blade, and it has not been smoothed so far.
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Today's column may make primary school students feel uncomfortable, and this is all the fault of the bakery.
and:
Du Gong will update the text before 0:00 today, so don't say it unexpectedly.
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The ninth.
Du Gong is also a martial arts practitioner, and the wind shatters the N key with one finger, which is especially unforgettable for me.
Me: Du Gong, the old man is urging the change with a knife.
Then, with lightning speed, I used the knife drawing technique to cut off Du Chengcheng's index finger that wanted to smash a key.
Du: Let me grow fingers!
Me: No, this update only needs to be dictated by you, and I will find someone else to enter it.
Du: Goodness, who will enter it?
Me: Spring heart rippling Lu Shengong.
Du: Lu Gong is argumentative by nature, and whenever he has an objection, he will improvise an argument, which will waste time for updating in vain.
Me: Five dragons hugging pillars and eight cakes.
Du: The cake is good by nature, and it is difficult to sit for a long time, so it is easy to go to the toilet and waste time for renewal.
Me: Bloody Flesh Hook Butcher.
Du: Tu Gong is naturally thirsty for killing, and whenever he does not fall, he will pay a knife and axe, which will waste time in vain.
Me: May network administrator Su Gong.
Du: Su Gong is naturally delayed, and the deadline is approaching, so he is still distracted, and the update time is wasted.
I pondered for a long time: Du Gong is lazy by nature, and every time he urges a change, he makes excuses and wastes time for updating, so it is better to cut it.
So, Du Gong did not update that day.
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Its tenth.
After graduating from the mecha operation department, I still had a meeting with Du Gong. At that time, I encouraged him to renew with personal actions.
Me: Du Gong, I write daily reasoning confined to reality, four thousand in one chapter, and I don't stop every day, you are crazy when you turn into literature, two thousand in one chapter, but you find all kinds of reasons to break it, and you are not ashamed?
Du Gongli is straightforward: I am already the conscience of the monthly magazine industry, okay.
Me: Why don't you go a little higher?
Du: Stand on your feet.
After that, I waited downstairs to forage for food.
Me: Du Gong, you have been updating for more than a year, only more than 200,000, and I have updated for 100 days, which is twice the number of words you have, compared to the speed, are you ashamed?
Du: I have more than 100,000 in March, and I have a grand plan to catch up with Brother Song within the year.
Me: I would suggest that you make a daily plan, and it is more reliable to stick to 2,000 a day.
Du Gong: Hmph, the old man has lofty ambitions, what do you know about this bird!
Du Gong went to the intensive care ward for some reason that day, and there was no update.
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its eleven.
Su Gong, a May disease patient who lives opposite Du Gong, is determined to be an iron-blooded network administrator. His signature in the mech operation department is a short-sleeved shirt that can be worn from March to December.
A **** persuaded Du Gong.
Me: Look at Su Gong, you can wear short sleeves every day for ten months, why can't you update every day for ten months?
D: The need for clothing is more basic than writing, isn't it?
Me: Su Gong goes to Pinggong every day to conduct a practical simulation game of land mecha, he can insist on practicing artillery bombardment every day, why can't you update it every day?
DJ: Games are more appealing than writing, aren't they?
Me: Su Gong buys his own food every day, never asks others to help, he can insist on going downstairs every day, why can't you update every day?
DH: Isn't it more motivating to eat than to write? Su Gong, don't be in a hurry to leave, bring me some roasted meat.
Me: Su Gong insists on grinding foreign work with his mentor every day, he can insist on doing Tai Chi every day, why can't you update it every day?
Du: How many days has he not written? I haven't changed it in a few days?
Song Gong was speechless.
Du Gong looked up to the sky and smiled lewdly, full of ambition, and the grandiose place was not updated.
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its twelve.
Eight cakes Gong, Du Gong's roommate, his human spirit five dragons hugging pillar boxing [OGC], good health care, like cupping.
Often extricate himself, every red mark behind him, can be seen in the past.
We rub the linen, and the back of the fire pot is like eight cakes, so it is called by the eight breads.
One day.
Me: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?
Du: The cake is pouring thousands of miles in the room, and its smell is like millet, and I don't want to change it.
So I forgave Du Gong, and Du Gong, under my supervision with a knife, bought air cleaner and put it in the bedroom.
Me: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?
Du: The cake is a pillar of optimus in the classroom, and it smells like a bao, and it has no intention of changing it.
So I forgave Du Gong, and Du Gong bought a nasal congestion and put it in his schoolbag under the supervision of me with a knife.
Me: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?
Du: The cake is a mess on my couch, and it smells like mold, and I don't want to change it.
So I forgave Du Gong, and Du Gong, under my supervision with a knife, bought new sheets and put them on the couch.
Me: Du Gong, why don't you change it today?
Du: The cake man touched himself in my seat, and its smell was like a fly, and he didn't want to change it.
Me: The cake man has been detached yesterday, and he went to the andrology department for Lu Gongjia, and has not yet been discharged from the hospital.
On that day, Du Gong didn't know who threatened him, and he failed to touch porcelain under the bulldozer blindfolded, and did not update.