This corridor is quite dark, on both sides of the aisle are the dormitories where students live, and the toilet is at the end of the corridor, but this time there are not many people in our school's military training, and there are no students living in several dormitories near the toilet.

There is no light in the toilet, take a photo with your phone, good guy, this is how long it has been since you cleaned, the floor is full of water. The door of each toilet is tattered, and the wooden door is painted off, which can be seen that this toilet is a little old.

I found a relatively clean squatting pit in the toilet, and without saying a word, I closed the door and lit a cigarette and started working. As the saying goes: the four cool things in life, don't fail the exam, lack of money and old acquaintances. The cave room spends candle nights, when the stomach hurts and poops.

Just when I was so happy, I suddenly heard a sound outside the door: "Mmmm" I listened, who is this, it is estimated that it is constipation, and when I hear this voice, I know that it is the sound of desperately pulling when I can't pull out. As I listened, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the voice was getting closer and closer to me, and it was already approaching the door of my squatting pit.

"I said, who's out there? If you want to pull to the next door squatting pit to pull, a little quality, don't pull the toilet on the ground! I pretended to be calm and shouted out the door.

"Uh-huh" The "person" outside didn't answer me, and made a constipated sound like it was sticking to the door.

"What, you said yes, I'll let you agree!" I think if I continue here, it is estimated that the legendary and incredible event will happen, Brother Fan meets Sadako in the toilet! Just as I was thinking about how I could run out of this grandson sticking to the door outside the door, the sound outside the door suddenly stopped

At that time, I thought to myself: "Why did the voice stop, this grandson should leave, don't care so much, the wind is tight, wipe your ass and leave!" ”

Just as I was lifting my pants, I inadvertently took a photo of my phone, and I was almost scared out of my urine. A monster stared at me with its head perched on top of the door.

This monster looks so weird and weird, because he doesn't have much on his head, except for his facial features, all the other are black and white eyes, big ears and deep eyes, some disgusting liquid keeps dripping from its mouth to me, I almost vomited when I smelled the smell, I don't know if it is the reason why my mobile phone shines on the reflection, the hair on its face is purple and colorful, staring at me all the time making a sound of humm.

As soon as I saw it look like this, I suddenly remembered a story my father told me when he taught me Taoism.

Liu Yiqing, a native of the Southern Song Dynasty, recorded a story about his friend meeting a toilet ghost in "Youminglu": a man named Ruan Deru, when he went to the toilet in the middle of the night, he saw a monster as big as a pig and with eyes lying in the toilet. The monster has big ears and deep eyes, tiger teeth, purple and colorful hair, and limbs like tiger claws. Ruan Deru didn't panic at all when he saw the monster, and said with a calm smile: "People say that the face of the toilet ghost is hateful, but when I saw it today, it was really so!" When the toilet ghost heard this, he actually felt ashamed and left in a hurry.

Thinking of this, I suddenly began to scold the street in my heart, uncle, this grandson doesn't look like a good stubble, who can think when he comes to military training

When I met this thing, I didn't bring any equipment, and it was obviously unrealistic to fight the boss naked, and it was estimated that I was killed in seconds as soon as I opened my mouth.

"That, toilet ghost brother, you are handsome and dashing, you shouldn't want to eat me, you know it's not delicious when you look at me! You know when you smell it, I grew up drinking poison since I was a child, and I have eaten gutter oil Sudan dyes and everything in the periodic table, and you will die if you eat it~~" I threatened.

I looked at the toilet ghost sincerely: "Brother toilet ghost, if you don't speak, I'll let you agree, please let me go, let the little brother pass, I'll get a box of instant noodles for you to eat when I go back to the bedroom!" It's better than me! ”

"Uh-huh" The toilet ghost stared at me with a smile and took a few steps to the side.

I didn't stop doing it, I opened the door and ran to the bedroom, I laughed wildly in my heart: "Hahahahaha! The IQ of this toilet ghost has reached a mysterious realm, and mortals can no longer see through them! ”

As soon as I ran to the door of the toilet, I couldn't move all of a sudden, and when I looked down, I saw that the liquid coming out of the toilet ghost's mouth stuck my feet (Qi Fan: Toilet ghost!). Is your uncle's glue synthesizer! ）

When the toilet ghost saw that I was glued, he crawled towards me with a low growl. (Toilet ghost: Do you think I'm stupid?) It's better to eat preservatives than to eat you! ）

Looking at the way the eyes of this thing were open, the dense phobia hit instantly! I shouted at the top of my voice, "Don't come! Stay back! Someone come to help!! As soon as the words fell, the toilet ghost's claws had reached my neck, and when I thought I was going to open my mouth to eat my chemical periodic table, it stopped all of a sudden, its eyes blinked, and the liquid flowing out of its mouth kept dripping on my face. This hornet's nest is disgusting!

I saw that it didn't move, so I smiled and said, "Brother toilet ghost, spare my little brother's life!" We are also fated, otherwise how could we meet in the middle of the night? Since there is fate, how can you do it? Come on, let's shake hands and be good friends! Isn't it good~"

As soon as I finished speaking, this grandson took a bite at my head, but fortunately, my brother reacted quickly and squatted down, otherwise now I would have gone to my master to brag about it.

When it was too late, I shrank my legs and got my feet out of my shoes, and without saying a word, I began to run wildly, in the words of Lao Song, I call it hugging the moon. thought to himself: "Fortunately, Brother Fan is smart and wears slippers, otherwise I don't know how to die." ”

Because the toilet ghost was very slow, it had just crawled out of the door and I was already in front of the dormitory door, I looked back, raised my middle finger to represent harmony and love, and shouted mockingly: "Can you stop me?" Joke! What else do you have to do? Kneel and beg me to die! ”

After speaking, with a slight smile, Shen Zang Gong and Ming opened the door of the bedroom, and when I saw it, I was dumbfounded.

After opening the door, it is still a toilet,

The hornet's nest looked at me, smiled slightly, and crawled towards me to give me a loving hug.

I looked at the toilet ghost innocently and said, "Brother toilet ghost~~ Am I very naughty~~~ Lala~~" When this grandson was stunned after listening to my words, he turned his face and ran back to the toilet at the end of the corridor, uncle, I must have hallucinated, that is the dormitory!

Ran to the door of the toilet, opened the door without hesitation, and sure enough, it was still the toilet.

I looked at the toilet ghost affectionately and said, "It must be the wrong way I opened the door, wait for me to try a few more times." ”

When the toilet ghost heard me say this, he smiled kindly and nodded, and calmly watched me run from the hallway to open the door, and then run back to open the door.

I ran back and forth about a dozen times, and I was on the verge of collapse.

I looked at the toilet ghost and said helplessly: "Count you, my brother is here today, hurry up and give it a good time!" Oh yes, it's not me

I don't have any equipment today, or I'll put your grandson in 360 poses! Say, can you not eat me? ”

It's a pity that Lang has a concubine who has no intention, this grandson heard me say this, Lang shook his head and crawled towards me.

Is this fate?

Seeing the toilet ghost crawling towards me, I sat on the floor with a wry smile and lit a cigarette.

Are you really going to die here today?