I had already closed my eyes and waited for my ascension to heaven, when I suddenly heard the toilet ghost in front of me start screaming. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the grandson of Lao Song was standing behind the toilet ghost and smiling obscenely.

"Old Song! What's going on? How did you get here, what is the situation! I looked at Lao Song in surprise and said.

Lao Song didn't speak, ran to me in a few steps, pulled me up from the ground and ran: "Hurry up, we can't brush this copy, I didn't bring equipment, otherwise I would have killed that grandson just now!" "As soon as I heard Lao Song say this, I immediately became messy, listening to this tone, is it a peer?

"Old Song, you are also a Taoist priest?" I turned my face and asked Lao Song.

"yes, you too?" The grandson looked at me in surprise.

"How can you find the way without entering the world? A thousand years into the red dust. Who is not a red dust guest? Spending all your lives is an immortal! "I thought about it, it's all peers anyway, try him? It depends on whether Lao Song can understand.

(These poems were handed down by the old Taoist priest, and the master said that if you meet people in the same way, you can use this poem to illustrate your Taoist heritage)

As soon as Lao Song heard me say this, his eyes lit up all of a sudden! This grandson said to me with a lewd face: "The Heavenly Master has attained the Dao Feather Immortal,

The evil spirits in the world are terrifying. If you get the Heavenly Master to preach the Dharma, you need to go into the red dust to save all people. ”

"Fanzi, I didn't expect you to be the inheritance of the You Fang Dao people!"

Hearing these poems of Lao Song, I was stunned, he is the descendant of the disciples of Longhu Mountain? Impossible! This grandson is so obscene, but he is still the descendant of Zhang Tianshi? Well, the topic is off the hook.

I ran with Lao Song into an unoccupied dormitory on the left side of the corridor, closed the door and began to discuss how to get the grandson of the toilet ghost.

"Old Song, how did you get the toilet ghost just now? I heard that grandson scream very badly. I asked curiously

The grandson proudly said to me, "Boy pee! ”

"Anything else?"

"Gone"

I swear I wanted to slaughter Old Song as a toilet ghost.

Hearing the toilet ghost roaring in the corridor, getting closer and closer to the dormitory, Lao Song and I began to break out in a cold sweat on our foreheads. What can I do in this situation? I'm not equipped! It's okay to have paper, we looked for a long time in the bedroom, his uncle, the cleaning man is very nimble, and he didn't even give us a single hair. Old Song, old Song, we probably have to ascend to heaven here today.

I was thinking nonsense, Lao Song frowned and said to himself: "It seems that I have to sacrifice my personal image today, otherwise this copy will not be able to pass." "This breath? Does Lao Song have a way? So he hurriedly asked him what he could do, and hurriedly said, otherwise he would really kneel after a while.

Lao Song smiled mysteriously: "Please God!" ”

In order to defeat the ghosts and demons that surpassed their strength, the ancient Taoist priests invited the ancestors or other gods to possess themselves and use the power of the gods to destroy the demons.

In our wandering line, there are many ways to ask God.

But please God has to ask for incense on the altar to burn paper tribute, we don't have anything, just two living people, or, slaughter Lao Song as a sacrifice?

When Lao Song heard me complaining, he smiled disdainfully: "Do you still use tribute? Lao Tzu can invite it alone! You know what an ass is an ancestral ability! I smiled kindly at him: "If you fail, Lao Tzu will kill you first." ”

As soon as Lao Song heard me say this, the cold sweat on his face came down, he nodded tremblingly, and said with a sneer at me: "Brother Fan, believe me, wait for me to warm up first" As soon as the words fell, I saw him play push-ups, and my face froze at that time.

There's no way, believe him, a dead horse is a live horse doctor, otherwise what else can I do? I turned my head and got up and blocked the door with the bed, in fact, I knew it didn't work, ghosts would go through walls, but I still wanted to try, as the saying goes, give it a go, and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle.

By the time I blocked the door, Lao Song had already warmed up, and I saw him kneeling on the ground with a serious face, biting his middle finger and drawing a talisman on the ground.

I looked down, yo, it's quite professional, there should be a little hope, and before I could finish sighing, I saw him say with a lewd smile: "Fanzi looks at me, and he will go out and put that grandson in a hundred shapes in a while!" ”

"Old Song, who do you invite to come down?"

"I'm an idol!"

"Who?"

"Sun Dasheng!" I saw Lao Song say proudly.

Well, I don't know what to say anymore, please anyone, as long as you can kill that hornet's nest.

Lao Song's expression changed greatly, compared to his obscene expression, he was now much more serious, his hands were on both sides of the talisman on the ground, and he began to chant a spell to invite God.

"Invite the Monkey King to the altar, wearing Buddha clothes, holding a golden hoop stick, wearing a golden hoop and a Buddha name, one soaring three thousand miles, fiery eyes and golden eyes, a thousand changes and magical powers, the magic stick to fight ghosts and kill thousands of thousands, the spirit rune has a sense of divine soldiers, seventy-two changes to kill demons and evils."

"Please Monkey King, the Monkey King, the magic change method is boundless, the Huaguo Mountain collects morality, the water curtain cave is supernatural, the self-proclaimed Monkey King is the Great Sage King, holding the magic stick and the law is boundless, the Buddha is like a sticker, the palm of his hand turns into the Five Elements Mountain, and the Great Sage is instructed to become a positive fruit, and the Tang monk crosses the West Heaven! The disciples bowed three times in front of the altar, and the Monkey King arrived in front of the altar, and the divine soldiers were as anxious as the law! ”

After each mantra, the light of the spell drawn on the ground increased, and for a moment there was a warm feeling in the room, which was very strange. The toilet ghost is outside, it should be all yin and warm here? Looks like it's going to work!

As soon as Lao Song's voice fell, as soon as he finished reciting the incantation, he saw a dazzling white light from the talisman on the ground, and suddenly a golden light flashed out from the talisman and rushed into Lao Song's body, and the grandson fainted suddenly.

I saw Lao Song faint all of a sudden, and thought: "It seems that he is dead, this grandson is really a grandson!" ”

Before I could finish my thoughts, there was a loud noise at the door, and I turned my head to see that the toilet ghost had entered.

Comrade Mafengwo saw that we were going to die or not, and walked over to us with a smile. It seems to laugh at our inadequacy.

Lao Song jumped up from the ground with a harrier turned over, scratched his head with his hands, as if scratching the non-existent monkey hair, and shouted at the toilet ghost: "Bah! Demons! If you look so ugly, you dare to do evil here, and when you see your great saint, you won't be arrested! ”

The toilet ghost was stunned for a moment, and it was estimated that the grandson was thinking, "What is the situation?" ”

Old Song, ah no, Sun Dasheng saw that the toilet ghost didn't react, and he was immediately furious: "You are a demon, it is rare for Grandpa Dasheng to go down to earth once, do you just don't give face!" I'm going to beat you to pieces!" ”

Hearing Sun Dasheng say this, the toilet ghost almost scared to pee, and tears began to bubble out of countless eyes on his body, I sympathized with it, and it was probably greeting the Great Sage in his heart: "Oh, I'll be slower to react!" As for bullying ghosts like this! Wouldn't I just look ugly! As for it! ”

Before Comrade Mafengwo could finish thinking about it, he heard Sun Dasheng shouting: "Golden hoop stick, come!" ”

As soon as I heard the great sage call the golden hoop stick, I was looking at it intently, ready to take a long look to see what the legendary golden hoop stick looked like, when I saw the mop in the bedroom flying towards Sun Dasheng, and I was not calm at that time.

What kind of fuss is this!!!!