Well, when I recovered, the little couple had already left my brother's sight. All of a sudden, I realized that I was really old, and I couldn't keep up with what my children were thinking and doing.

Even so, I still had to catch the tail of the times, so I held my head high, held my chest high, held the insect in my hand I don't know whose it was, and began to look for the owner of the girl.

The winter in the north is still very cold, I really regret that I didn't wear a down jacket when I came out, and I really responded to the sentence: "This JB day, really JB is cold, I froze JB, why JB whole?" Live JB should, pour JB mildew, don't JB wear more, who is relying on JB?"

This insect is probably frozen enough, and it is slowly rising when it walks, and I can't wait to kick it a few times. The problem is that you can't speak, if I finish kicking, it's not easy to play with me and play dead.

When I walked to the vicinity of Huaxing, I heard that two door-to-door sellers of electrical appliances were playing promotions. Question: Nima hit and snorted, got a bunch of stereos, and sang endlessly.

I listened carefully, the west side of the house actually put "The Great Wall Never Falls", pricked up my ears and listened to the east side, Nima, it was actually "Meng Jiangnu Crying on the Great Wall", well, they are all talents.

Then I came to the Liaohua Hotel, then to the east, and began to go back along the eleventh middle school, and when I arrived at the brewery, I found that this insect was the same as me, and it was a road idiot.

Because after coming out of the city hospital, I walked directly to the east, and I arrived at the brewery in a few stops. Good guy, this damn bug actually went south first, then east, and then north, and drew a big circle for the little master, what is this Nima not a road idiot?

In a fit of rage, I decided to pull another straw out of Ya's body, but the other party found out about my attempt, and began to shrink into a ball and tremble.

Well, I couldn't see these little animals being bullied, so I asked viciously: "I'll hold you and say the direction, you just nod your head, do you hear?" ”

This insect should know that I am the one who does what I say, so he nodded knowingly, rub! Ya is actually very human and curious.

"Is it in the east?" I started from the beginning, but I didn't expect this product to nod directly. I was afraid that this would trick me, so I continued to ask, "Is it in the south?" The bug didn't nod, and again, I asked the west and north, and the bug both curled up in place, unresponsive.

Nima, I don't know if I should hate this bug road idiot or hate myself as an idiot. If this is the case earlier, how much time can the little master be saved, the next Olympics!

So I continued to command the bugs: "If you get there, you just nod your head, do you hear?" ”

The creature stretched out and nodded. Well, I stood on the side of the road and flagged down a taxi and started heading east.

Along the way, whenever I came across a fork in the road, I would ask for the specific location of the bugs. Since I was sitting in the passenger seat, the driver couldn't see the bugs, and as a result, I was treated like a psychopath.

Really, I don't like to bury the driver (Northeast dialect: demeaning to belittle) this driver, wearing a thick down jacket, wearing a bottle bottom thick myopia glasses, and a lewd face. You also look at me with that strange look, I really think that the little lady can't afford to pay you for the car.

What's even more infuriating is that the down jacket worn by this product is the kind of long tight-fitting one, and the placket is pressed under the buttocks. When the bugs nodded at me frequently, meaning that when they arrived at the place, the driver actually let out a few particularly loud farts.

I hurriedly rolled the window open, for fear of making a bad fuss for me, knowing that the taxis in the northern winter are very well sealed, and I don't want to be poisoned by this chemical weapon.

It was only a few seconds from the time I rolled open the window to the time I parked, and then I quickly pulled out the money and prepared to leave. But Nima was ruined by paying the fare.

Because he came out in a hurry, he didn't bring any money at all, but fortunately, he still had 100,000 yuan for the middle-aged uncle in his bag. So I carefully took out the newspaper bag from my shoulder bag, picked out the newspaper on the top layer, and then took out a piece of Grandpa Mao and handed it to the other party.

The other party stared at me for a long time, and then took the money and gave me change tremblingly, but the problem didn't matter if she moved, I found that a smell gushed out directly from Ya's neckline, this Nima choked me, your uncle, how many big radishes do you have to eat at night, in order to release such a stinky fart.

After looking for my money, this unscrupulous taxi driver didn't even say a word of daoqian, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and disappeared directly into the vast darkness, leaving me alone and a disgusting bug at the foot of the mountain.

Later, I pondered, the other party looked at me and took out so much money, and I especially used newspaper to wrap haode, and I took a taxi to this place and it was under the mountain, and it was estimated that the other party treated me as a robber. Bai Nyima was smoked by your stinky fart, and he didn't even fall into a good sentence.

In this way, I led the worm to climb up the mountain, one foot deep and one shallow. At the beginning of the mountain, there was still a bit of a dirt road, and it was estimated that this place was not so remote, at least there was a dirt road for me to walk, but the further back I went, the narrower the road became, and after walking for more than an hour, I found a very serious thing, I was lost.

This reminds me of a rather unfunny joke about having such a family and raising a dog, and the problem is that the dog catches and bites something, and finally one day the most precious object of the male owner is broken. As a result, the man said that he was going to throw the dog away, but after throwing it several times, the dog was able to get it back by himself. So the man was ruthless, and took the dog to the mountains.

As a result, that night, the dog returned home, but the man did not follow. The hostess was wondering, she heard the phone ringing, and after the hostess answered the phone, the man shouted directly: "You let the dog answer the phone, it must go home, the problem is that I am lost!" ”

It seems that I am the man at this moment, and the unlucky bug is the dog who knows the way. Looking at the lights of thousands of homes under the mountain, if I want to return to the city, I will either be led back by this crazy bug, or roll down the mountain with the bugs, and it seems that there is no third way for me to choose.

Just when I was extremely depressed, the bug in my hand actually began to get excited, and then pulled me to crawl towards a place with a strong yin qi.

Tens of thousands of O'Nima floated in my heart, and I thought, if you dare to release my pigeon today, the little master will pull out all the straws on your body for you, and it will hurt you to death. This is the legendary "If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust." ”

Just when I was preparing for the worst, I found that the further I went, the heavier the yin qi became. And this kind of yin qi is different from the yin qi of that kind of ghost, how to distinguish it?

Let me give you an example to illustrate that when encountering the yin qi generated by ghosts, people generally have numb scalps, tendons in their legs and stomachs, and those who sell their kidneys and buy apples may even pee their pants; And now this yin qi, to put it bluntly, is a panic, cold up and down the body, and it is the kind of cold and cold, cold from the bones to the outside. You can understand this explanation!

When the worm crawls to a hole, it no longer continues to move forward, but crawls around the hole excitedly. I was wondering, and I found a monster that was neither human nor ghostly coming out of the cave, and when he saw me, he knelt on the ground and bowed, shouting, "Uncle, why are you here?" ”

to be continued