Your sister, this is not scientific! Obviously, my spiritual power is fully open, why didn't I find out about the existence of the other party? It's right to think about it, my attention is focused on those two goods just now, and it's all very fun, where is the extra attention to perceive the location of the insects, Nima, you have to be serious about doing things, otherwise the price will be chrysanthemum residues!

As soon as he turned around, he grabbed the straw on the chrysanthemum with a "bang". Vomit! Nima is not good to plug in, you have to be plugged here, you are a fly baby? Did you grow up eating poop?

I was feeling infinite emotion here, and I felt that the spiritual power in my body suddenly disappeared a little bit. This is supposed to be the disgusting Barra bug that has started sucking my spiritual power.

I pulled the straw out of my body with all my might, and when I flung it forward, I saw the abominable worm appear in front of my eyes.

At this moment, this thing is greedily enjoying the residual spiritual power in the straw, it seems that my spiritual power is the most delicious food for Ya, that enjoyment, I don't know that I think Ya is fluttering.

I slashed at the worm's head, and if it was a head, I wouldn't be able to tell where the head was and where the ass was. When my hands were numb, I realized that the worm had actually been beaten by me, and it began to bubble white pulp from its own straw.

Could it be that this is the legendary internal injury? I pinched the half-dead bug in my hand and asked, "Where did you come from?" ”

The bugs lay motionless in my hands and pretended to be dead! I punched her head again, and the thing moved her bloated body to prove that she was still alive.

"Take me to your master, nod your head if you agree, and if you don't, I'll beat you until you agree." I continued to speak to the bug in my hand.

After waiting for a long time, there was no reaction at all. Well, I've decided to grant your wish. But this girl has rough skin and thick meat, and I don't seem to have much effect just beating her.

So, I put my heart down, grabbed a certain straw on the girl's body, and pulled it out with all my strength, and I saw that the insect was like an electric shock, and my whole body spasmed.

When I held the second straw, the head of the worm was like a kowtow worm, and the one that was clicked was called a hi skin, Nima, and my summary was: You are just underbeaten!

Grabbed the longest straw from the bug and lowered it to the ground, and I began to check the gear I was carrying.

said that it was equipment, but in fact it was just a life-saving talisman in the satchel and the talisman in his hand. Nima, no, obviously I'm pinching the talisman, can this thing attack me?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took the life-saving talisman in my hand to my eyes and took a look, Jiao! The original yellow paper with black characters has now become a crumpled piece of yellow paper, and the handwriting on it is not clear at all. So, I took out the talisman from my satchel and checked it, and found that it was the same thing.

Mom, no wonder the other party's sneak attack was successful, it turned out that the two talismans I brought had lost their mana. I think it was when I just helped that student, and the charm lost its effectiveness. Be a good person and be struck by lightning! But that's fine, eat a trench to grow a wisdom, the next time I go out, I'll bring some more talismans, it's just a pity that my chrysanthemums.

When I think of chrysanthemums, I feel extremely uncomfortable in the back, this Nima is definitely not a good thing, but don't get hemorrhoids.

The reason why I am so afraid of hemorrhoids is because many of my friends have had this disease. As the saying goes, "nine hemorrhoids in ten men" still makes sense. It means that men don't pay attention to that part, and often catch where to sit, and after a long time, that part catches a cold, and it is easy to have hemorrhoids.

If the symptoms are mild, then it's okay, but those buddies with severe symptoms are basically blood in the stool. It is said that women come to their aunts for a few days every month, and if they really have hemorrhoids, then they will change to men every time they have a large size, they have to come to their aunts! It's definitely the rhythm of going shopping with a woman for a big Bundy, rub!

Holding the bug in my hand, I am full of emotion! Damn, I've seen cats, dogs, rabbits, and even grass and mud horses on the Internet, but who has ever seen insects walking?

I'm here alone, just looking at a big fat man who can weigh more than 200 pounds, running to the elevator with his mouth open and drooling. There were five or six of my peers behind me, and I felt like I was chasing after this fat man.

But what surprised me was that the big fat man in front looked like a mad dog, and the six people in the back were laughing wildly, and the scene was quite weird. The surrounding patients and medical staff all watched this scene with curiosity.

Well, my curiosity was piqued again, so I took the worm by the hand and followed the crowd along the path where the fat man had walked.

In the hospital's orthopedic department, the dead fat man recovered after enduring a half-hour split by the wrong bone. The doctor was probably afraid of recurrence, so he wrapped a layer of gauze between the fat man's chin and head, and after wrapping it, he tied the gauze with a bow on the head of the fat man, like two rabbit ears. So I waited for the onlookers to happily see that six old men led a huge "rabbit" out of the hospital. Along the way, the big fat rabbit was strongly watched, and the hilarious sound was endless.

Just when I was forgetting the chrysanthemum remnants because of joy, I saw a young man who looked like Wu Yanzu, walking out with his head wrapped in bandages, and the friends who came with him laughed so much that tears flowed out of their eyes.

"Tell me, people spit in the wind, and then blow it back and hit themselves in the face, are you happy to drive into a tree?" His friend laughed and said, "Dio! Next time I'll hit the pig directly, okay! The handsome young man cursed.

Well, Zhang Deshuai is useful, and he will hit a tree as well. Just as I was leading the worm downstairs, I saw a middle-aged woman crying there with a test sheet, and the man next to her stood aside to comfort her: "Don't cry, just come over tomorrow and do it." ”

The woman cried even more after hearing this, and after crying for a while, the woman said, "You said that I am thirty-five years old, and I am pregnant, and I blame you, and I blame you!" As he spoke, he beat the man next to him.

Suddenly, a cheer came from the consultation room, "I'm going to be a father!" Looking at a boy in his twenties in the consultation room, holding a girl his age, he was celebrating.

"It's great, I'm going to be a mom too." The girl said proudly.

"Yes, you count, you are eighteen years old this year, and when the child can make soy sauce, you are only twenty-four years old, you can do whatever you want, and the child is handed over to the parents to take care of, we should study, we should go to school, and we will not delay anything, how good!" The boy spoke amazingly.

The girl kissed the boy on the face and said happily, "Husband, you are amazing!" ”

Not only was I blindsided, but even the doctor in the clinic and the middle-aged couple outside were blindfolded.

What kind of trouble is this Nima going to make, these two young people in front of him, it seems that the girl is only eighteen years old, and the boy is only about twenty years old, and they are actually ready to start having children, are they too avant-garde, or are we OUT? I found that my brain needed to be rebooted again!

to be continued