I was feeling emotional, and I heard the doctor arguing on the side, and it was so joyful today, so I hurriedly sensed the past, and listened to the patient scolding: "You are blind, I have dark circles under my eyes, are dark circles good?" ”

"What's wrong?" An elderly doctor came over and asked, and the middle-aged woman scolded unrelentingly: "I haven't slept well recently, and the dark circles under my eyes are very heavy, so I plan to come to the hospital to see, is there any way to eliminate some of my dark circles, but the guide of your hospital actually let me hang up on burns and plastic surgery, isn't this scolding!" ”

Before I could make a sound out of it, I heard a woman yelling at another woman, "I've never seen you be an aunt like this." ”

I hurriedly shifted my perception to the other side, and I saw a young mother pulling a little boy with a big head and yelling at another young woman.

"Tell me, let you help watch some children, what are you taking him to play, but you just led the child to poke the hornet's nest, what do you think." The mother yelled unrelentingly.

"I didn't expect it, it's not winter, the hornet's nest in the mountains in winter is poked casually, how could I think that your son would find the hornet's nest in the garage." The other party whispered, "This is not in the mountains, the garage is heated in winter, and the hornets can fly." Besides, you're too bad an aunt, after the child pokes the hornet's nest, you run away with the child. You'd better let the child ride your neck and run home. You didn't get stung at once, and you gave my son a big head sting. ”

I looked closely, this kid is really the same as his mother said, full of big bags, if he wears a robe, he will definitely not need to wear makeup to play a young man.

"Haha" who is this Nima, so immoral, the children are smiling like this, and when I found the voice, I found out that I was wrong to blame others.

Because it's perception, everything that's happening in all directions is concentrated in my brain, so it's normal to have no sense of direction.

Speaking of the place where laughter came from, I saw one man on crutches and said to another, "Don't laugh, can you?" ”

The other party reluctantly continued to ask: "Tell me, what's going on." ”

The man on crutches said: "Your sister-in-law had to drive my car out four days ago, saying that it has been so long since she got her driver's license, she has to drive." I couldn't argue with her, so I let her snatch the car keys. In the unit, I was worried for a day, when I got off work, she called me to pick me up from work, I waited downstairs for half an hour and didn't arrive, no one answered the phone, infinite worry, from the fear of the car accident to the fear of the wife accident, zuihou, finally saw my car slowly towards me, the psychological stone finally landed, the car is fine, so I rushed over, and then was directly hit by my wife's car. ”

Well, is this a road killer II? Before I could laugh, another one on crutches laughed brightly.

Then the man who was hit by the car asked, "Dude, you were also hit by the car?" ”

The dude replied, "I was beaten." "Both of them were shocked, what's going on?

The guy explained: "There is a local tyrant who fell in love with a beautiful girl in an office building, a bouquet of flowers and a fruit basket a day, and lasted for two whole years, and then the girl asked me to marry." ”

"Oh!" The two of them said in unison, but immediately asked each other, "Are you a colleague from that beautiful girl's unit?" ”

This guy replied proudly: "I am the courier responsible for delivering flowers and fruit baskets!" ”

Nima, you deserve to be beaten, you are definitely playing mahjong to intercept peace, using other people's financial resources to achieve their own ulterior purposes, which also fully proves the importance of "the first month near the water".

"Gross!" Nima, another vomiting sound reached my ears, could it be that it also fell into the dung pit?

Following the sound of vomiting, I found the person concerned, it seemed to be a young couple, and I saw my husband yelling at his wife: "You foodie, you can eat anything." ”

The wife replied innocently: "Then I was hungry when I went home, and there was nothing to eat in the refrigerator, so I saw a square honey-colored dongdong on the table, I thought it was a moon cake, so I ate it." ”

The husband said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, that's Amway's soap, don't you feel different from moon cakes when you eat it?" ”

My wife replied violently, "I was hungry and didn't chew much, and I didn't know it was soap until you asked me." ”

Seeing that her husband was about to get angry again, the girl hurriedly said, "I'm much better than the foodie girl in the emergency room." That girl ate a can of compressed biscuits with the taste of meat floss at one time, and it is said that she can only eat two pieces a month, and people eat a whole can. After eating, I drank half a bottle of Coke, and then my stomach exploded and I was sent to the hospital. Compared to her, I'm not a foodie. ”

Well, we don't understand the shijie of foodies. At this moment, a little girl actually knelt down to her mother, and listened to her parents say tangledly: "Let you be greedy, dare to drink the freshly boiled milk directly, and see if you will learn a long lesson in the future." ”

I heard the bear child answer directly: "Please, king, let me drink yogurt in the future!" ”

A girl next to her who covered her mouth teased the child hahadaxiao, so she said to the child's mother: "This child is smarter than me, I mistakenly bit the compression mask as a milk tablet, and as a result, the front teeth were half pulled out." ”

I just want to say, this shijie is crazy, the mouse is a bridesmaid for the cat, where is it!

Before I could react, I saw a group of people pushing the ambulance and rushing into the emergency elevator, and one of the men who looked like a college student said, "Wake up, wake up!" ”

A boy next to him scolded: "Get out of the way, Nima's noble surname!" My girlfriend jumped off the building and has a dime to do with you? ”

I heard the student who spoke at the beginning say, "It's okay, I went out for a walk with my classmates and happened to see a shooting star, so I made a wish, oh my God!" Give me a yin.! Then there was a girl who fell from the sky in front of my eyes, this is definitely a gift from God, how can I say that it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Get out of the way!" The group entered the elevator as they spoke.

I decided that I would go out in a while and make a wish. At this moment, I found a gentleman coming out of the corridor, and he said something to the two police uncles.

The faces of the two policemen were originally quite serious, but after listening to the girl, they were about to deform.

I heard this thing say: "Comrade policeman, I was really hospitalized by the other party." I drank too much that day, so I went to Bandung to find a young lady, and after meeting each other sincerely, I found that I couldn't get hard underneath, maybe I drank too much liquor and beer. But we can't afford to lose it. So, I touched the belly of the chick and said, in fact, I just came to talk to you about life. How do you think, that little sassy hooves actually think that I am here to make trouble, and after crying for a while, seven or eight big men rushed in from the outside, and gave me a good meal.

After someone shaved my head full of big bags, I realized that the bottom was actually very hard. It's hard, but it's hard, but why does it look so awkward, I pulled it, and found that it was bad, and it was discounted, why do you say this group of people is so ruthless? Comrade policeman, you have to call the shots for me. ”

The two policemen held back for a long time, and finally spoke: "We are from the anti-pornography brigade, you said this situation, it belongs to the jurisdiction of the criminal police team, now please go to the police station with the two of us to make a record." ”

"Oh, mom, why didn't you two say it earlier, I didn't do anything, it's really dripping, if I do something, I won't be hospitalized, I'm wronged!"

This is really stupid every year, this year is especially a lot, I am happy, I feel my chrysanthemum tight, the next Olympics! Looks like I've been tricked.

to be continued