Pregnant!

In ancient times, there were chickens and monkeys, and now I, Hao Jian, have come to kill a bull head and respect the king of Hades, how about it? However, this respect is the respect of filial piety. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

What is the filial piety method? You'll find out if you look at it.

"Bang!"

I slapped the shocking jade on the jade table, and it rumbled, and the echo swirled around, making the entire Netherworld tremble three times in an instant.

The shock made the Apple phones on the table change their faces! It actually changed from bright red to iron blue!

Haha, Niuniu, was she frightened by her brother's majesty? Then you'll have to take it easy, I'm going to be furious!

"Phew!" , and then I fucked (cao) the official tone, made a big official statement, and shouted at the bull head in the audience with a righteous face, "You, do you know the mistake?!" ”

The bull head was stunned, shook his head, and was confused.

"Stinky boy, what's wrong with me, old cow?"

This kid, such a big official! I'd like to see what kind of flower he can come up with? It doesn't hurt to let him make a fool of himself in front of the Lord of Yama.

"If you can't say it, hum, it's miserable!"

The bull head stood up in a hurry, the tiger's body shook, and the steel hairpin in his hand shook the ground, and the sky swirled and rumbled.

What a poor underworld! It's all ruined on this stupid cow! The stainless steel ceiling was shaking.

I'll let you be like this for a while, and I don't know that the king of Hades can't bear it at this moment! I saw that the old man of Hades was drooping his chin, his face was pale, and he was clearly holding back his anger and dissatisfaction, and I was afraid that he couldn't bear this stupid cow for a long time. Ha ha! You keep doing! You'll be happy later!

"You're not only at fault! And how wrong! ”

I'm hanging their appetite like this, I don't believe that his stinky and reckless nature will not be in a hurry with me! If you are in a hurry, my goal has been achieved!

Don't talk about brother cheap, who calls brother Hao Jian, brother is still so cheap! Surely you will repay!

(⊙o⊙) Wow! Brother Hao Jian, you are so black-bellied! That's amazing! The apple girl's little loli voice came to his ears again.

Niu Niu I want to try it too. Why not? The baby is unhappy.

The body of the iPhone on the table automatically turned from iron blue to pitch black.

I'll go? No way! What are I thinking about now, do you know all about this phone?

Since I have chosen this path, I want to go all the way to the dark! Forget it, don't think about it so much, it's empty to think too much.

I continued to slap the bull's head and said, "If you had made a mistake and taken off a pair of pants, you would have stripped naked by now!" ”

"You, boy, don't fight with me here haha."

The bull head was really angry, da! Da! Da! He rushed at me, and then glared at me with hatred in the nearest place, and said a lot of nonsense.

"Don't be ashamed! If you don't say the reason today, you can't say it, it's not right, I won't tear your cheap mouth to pieces, I won't be surnamed Niu today! ”

The bull's head kicked the ground twice!

Thundered... Thundered...

"Mom! Is there another earthquake? "The turtle grandfather on my leg shaved again and moved his paws, but it was all my legs, slippery, and he had to put his head desperately against my crotch. Fortunately, it is only by relying on drilling.

"No, good grandpa, sleep in peace. We're having fun. ”

After a few crackles, the center of the floor collapsed with a few clicks, and several large holes appeared. The ceiling clattered and fell apart a few times, and it just smashed under the feet of the Lord of Yama!

At this, the Lord of Yama was terrified! Furious!

Wow Kaka!

The bull's head was really in a hurry! Lord Yama is really angry! It's all like Brother Hao Jian thought, it's so powerful, I worship him so much!

In an instant, another peach heart appeared on the back of it, but Hao Jian didn't notice it.

The cold system chime is here again-

Hello, Mr. Hao Jian, you have successfully summoned Niuniu's seven emotions and six desires, congratulations on you have been bound to this latest intelligent simulation of the Apple mobile phone, the owner of the tenth generation No. 1 Apple Niuniu. Congratulations on getting a perspective pupil, congratulations to Niuniu for getting a new life, getting a master, and getting an age of 1. ”

"Huh?"

Happiness comes a little too easily! Did I hear me right? I've become the owner of Niu Niu?!

I hurriedly asked, "What's the benefit?" What do you do with a single pupil? ”

"You will be inseparable from Niuniu's heart. Good luck to you, Mr. Hao Jian, goodbye. ”

"Don't go! Haven't you told me what a pupil is for? ”

I thought that if I became the master, my attitude towards me would be better, but then the egg, this system is still cold and cold, uh-huh, no matter how good the quality is, there is a problem with the attitude, bad reviews, absolutely bad reviews.

At that moment just now, Hao Jian didn't even notice that his left eye had turned into a red pupil.

Yikes! So what's wrong with Hades? Why did you freeze and don't move? Could it be that he was too distressed that his netherworld was ruined like this by a stupid cow?

I turned my head to look, only to see that the Hades in the audience were staring intently at the falling shards of the ceiling and the cavities in the ground. I watched it, and something weird happened!

Suddenly!

The Hades' eyes fell off with a few clicks, and his jaw snapped a few times and hit his heels! Bloody!

I thought I was wrong! Dazzled, rubbing his eyes, he saw that the old man of Hades had instantly turned into a dry corpse as thin as firewood, with white bones, bulging at the junction of the bone sticks, and very slender at the ends of the bones and limbs. The blood-red skull's eyes were not large, and the hollowed-out black beak was as wide as a goose egg.

Ouch hey, my heart hurts! I spent a lot of money to hire a senior decorator to decorate the house! The whole thing was ruined by that fool of the bull head! The money that others honor me is all gone, and the money of filial piety is not money, think about it, my heart is dripping blood!

I don't believe it, I just got into a ghost today!

I looked at it again, Mom! It's like watching a zombie movie at home! Lively and defenseless, the king of Hades was bleeding from all his orifices, and his heart and lungs were split in an instant, and a pile of blood was dripping on the ground.

Horror, so disgusting, my scalp was numb, my stomach was tumbling, and before I could vomit, suddenly he turned into a pile of white bones again.

His eyes were cast on the ground, and he was about to vomit, but it was like watching a thriller, and the bloody and vivid eyes were still popping on the ground a few times! Jumping and jumping, one in front of the other, the two eyeballs collided a few times, and the thing splashed on the ground, and with a bang, they jumped into the hole.

I couldn't help it, and I held on to the table, and I retched, so uncomfortable and frightened. At this time, Niuniu's concerned voice sounded in her ears: "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”

Niuniu, I don't know why, I see that Hades is a pile of white skeleton corpses, and there are eyeballs on the ground, do you see it? It's horrible! It's so disgusting that it makes my stomach feel bad! Help me?

I was so disgusted that I couldn't speak, so I had to recite my needs silently in my heart.

"That's it! You don't have to be afraid, master, Niu Niu often sees these things! If you really don't want to see it, remove the perspective pupil! ”

So this thing is doing the trick! How do you take it!

"You close your eyes and meditate in your mind three times that your pupils are gone."

It's that easy?

"Yes. Alright, master, hurry up and get better. Niu Niu is sleepy. Good night. ”

"Okay, you little girl, you actually ignore me!"

"The pupils are gone. The pupils are gone. The pupils are gone. ”

When I closed my eyes, I recited it three times, and when I opened my eyes, everything was calm again. That Hades is still Hades, a big black carbon man. It's just that his face is obviously a little iron-blue and angry. And the more I look at him, the more weird I feel!

What's going on? So what did you just see?!

Inexplicably, I feel that this place is even more cold and terrifying!

The thought of my eyes, which were still bouncing under the stage, made my whole body cramp and tremble.

I don't want to stay in this place for a moment! O God! Take me away! By the way, let's take Niuniu with us.

(Brother is so cheap, don't let such a good high-tech product be in vain!) ）