Hey? This Apple 10 looks pretty good!

The feel of jade is really different, Ba Shi. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Curiously, I put it in the palm of my hand and stroked it a few times.

"Buzz" "Buzz" "Buzz"

The phone actually shook a few times, and the funniest thing was that the white jade translucent phone actually turned into a red jade phone, and a pink halo appeared on the fuselage.

"Is it recognition? What are you shy? Brother is so jade-tree in the wind, you are still on the board, the board is life! Believe it or not, I'm going to smash you to the ground right now! ”

It actually understood, and it trembled even more!

"Brother Hao Jian, don't, Niuniu, I'm afraid of pain!" A little girl's timid and soft voice came from the phone. Just listening to the voice has a feeling of a small jasper, "Niuniu can sing and dance to you, don't fall me, brother, can you?" ”

I rub!

Haunted in broad daylight, huh? I was dumbfounded.

"Brother Hao Jian, people aren't ghosts!"

"What the hell is that?"

I'm also weird, and I actually chatted with a mobile phone.

In order to further determine whether the sound was coming from the phone, I deliberately put its speaker to my ear and listened carefully.

"Back to Brother Hao Jian, my name is Apple Niu Niu No. 1, wood has age, wood has gender, it is the latest Apple 10 mobile phone developed by Lord Jobs in Hades, I am fully functional, intelligent simulation, control as I like, eccentric, beautiful as a flower, I am also in charge of the communication of the Three Realms." "Wow!"

It's really a high smartphone, huh? Actually spoke! What a cow look!

"That's right! I'm a talking tall smartphone! ”

"Nani?"

I was almost going into cardiac arrest.

Did I hear me right? You can hear what I'm thinking!

"Of course! Brother, Niuniu is a smartphone. Our hellish Apple 10 is 10 times more intelligent than your yang! ”

Then Niuniu, you tell my brother me, how can you be fully functional, intelligent simulation, and control as you like?

"Hey, hey, Niuniu, I'm going to sell it! I won't tell you. ”

After a few seconds of pause, the phone went silent.

That's not going to work! I just got the momentum, and I was full of curiosity, and it didn't care about me.

"No, Niuniu, you can tell my brother about it!"

I just shook it like I was going crazy, until it couldn't stand it anymore and buzzed in my hands for a long time.

The king of Hades and the bull head in the audience thought I was smoking sheep and going crazy! They couldn't hear the conversation between me and the phone, and the surprised expression was enough to put down two eggs, it was just straight.

The poor boy is really a poor boy, he has never seen the world, has he never seen a mobile phone in the yang world? Looking at his poor and sour appearance, I feel ridiculous.

hugged and gnawed on a mobile phone, and smirked, didn't I let him be the king of Hades for a while, sit in my place for a while, and be so happy and excited? I'm so excited?!

I don't care what they think, I keep shaking mine.

"Brother, don't shake it, I'll tell you." The Apple phone called Niuniu finally couldn't stand it anymore, and begged for mercy, "The full function means that Niuniu is a universal mobile phone, and there are almost no things I don't know about the Three Realms." Intelligent simulation means that Niuniu is not only a mobile phone, but also a high-IQ smart phone, just like a person who wants to 'eat, drink, and sleep'. Is this anything you want? That is to say, once Niuniu has a master, she has to be controlled by the master's heart, and Niuniu herself has no heart. Niuniu only has the owner, and the wood has relatives. ”

As soon as I heard it, the fuselage turned gray again!

She's disheartened?

Shall I comfort her? Just do it.

That Niuniu, it's good to have no heart, don't you have relatives and have an owner, and Brother Hao Jian and I accompany you and take care of you. Let's stop blue skinny shiitake mushrooms. Come to my brother for a hug?

After saying that, I hugged the phone in my arms and rubbed it with my face.

Hey, I didn't expect it to work, the phone clicked and turned red again.

I know it's a joy too.

"Hey, hey! Niuniu stopped crying, thank you Brother Hao Jian. To thank you, Niu Niu tells you a secret. ”

What are you talking about? I didn't hear clearly.

I quickly put my phone back to my ear, and then I heard it clearly. That's great news!

"And I'll tell you secretly, in fact, Niu Niu is a New Year's gift used by Lord Jobs to bribe the current Lord Yama of the Difu! I haven't opened it yet. Mr. Jobs said, whoever is the first to open the seal for me, Niuniu will recognize it as the owner. Hee-hee. ”

Wow!

That Niuniu, do you tell my brother how do I open the seal? Is it good?

As a result, the Niu Niu stopped talking for a while, and all I heard was a series of cold system prompts: this feature has not yet been developed. It is necessary for those who are destined to figure it out for themselves.

Shocked buddy, my jaw slammed on the ground a few times, and my eyes burst open. Full of surprises! 666

If I had been its master, wouldn't I be invincible in the world!

Maybe it's like the stupid girl in the magic phone, and I have a gorgeous love with my brother, haha, I have a waist and an ass, it's beautiful just thinking about it. No, no, what should Hao Jingjing do? Brother can't empathize with other loves. No matter how you say it, my brother is also a unique infatuation in the world.

(Ahh ）

It's like I've discovered a new continent, and I'm tinkering with it, yo, why can't I turn it on, isn't our pimple like this and it opens with a few light presses? Is it a lack of power? I don't believe it, I can't cure your broken phone today! I scratched it left and right, scratched it a few times and squeaked and laughed a few times, and pressed a few times and it whimpered and cried.

With the movement of my hand, there was a refreshing and pleasant laughter of the little girl next door, and then a crying terrifying, miserable and miserable girl's sobbing, which filled the entire netherworld. It makes people panic! It's like I, Hao Jian, are bullying that poor little girl.

"It's fun, it's fun, haha!"

However, the king of Hades and the bull head in the audience did not know the situation, and they were even more confused. I thought I was the money-hungry rat, so I kept fiddling with my mobile phone. Talking to himself like a madman.

"Hao Jian, you're enough!" The bull head was completely impatient and said angrily.

"You dare to yell at me even if you are a mere bull head?!" I reluctantly put the mobile phone on the table, and pretended to be the carbon man's official tone, "Come on, pull this stupid cow out and beat him dozens of times!" ”

"Lord Yama, look at him, he's going to beat me now!" The bull turned his head to complain to Hades beside him.

also fanned the flames and said: "You really don't care if he's messing around like this?" That's not it, sir. You're the Ninety-Five, and he's just a ghost. ”

Damn, you stinky cow, dare to dismantle my platform, today I will take this hard-won opportunity to make you look good.

The king of Hades was in the darkness of the audience, and he looked like coal, if he hadn't been fighting it in his hand now

A lantern of the Flame of Darkness, I can't even see a ghost.

However, the lantern in his hand flickered dimly, and was blown by the damp and cold wind. The ghostly light instantly shone on his burly body and projected on the ground, inexplicably a little eerie and terrifying, with a strange smile on his face that did not know the deep meaning, black face and white teeth, and he was panicked.

Forget it, you have to rely on him for food in the future, so don't offend him.

Why don't I think about currying favor with him? How to please it? Brother has to fight quickly, so that he can go to Kaifeng that machine!

Apple Girl Number One? Interesting!