"Lord Hades spare your life!" I panicked, "Could it be a mistake?" ”

What if I'm not a lonely ghost, or a ghost? What if I just bang my head on the corner of the table and accidentally lose my memory?

No, no, I can't just go to hell for no reason! I have to go back to save the fat man, Gou Danzi, Dabo, Lin Hua, Shangguan and a few others! remembered that last night, they were smoking sheep and going crazy, and they were obviously beaten! I caused the incident, and I have to be responsible. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Phew!"

The bull's head shook violently with a steel hairpin in his hand, and it crossed at me.

"You don't want to talk nonsense! You dare to question the hellish criminal law of my underworld, believe it or not, I will make you ruined in minutes! ”

"Help, Lord Hades! The bull's head is going to eat people! I yelled and ran away.

I ran around the temple several times, and the bull followed me several times. He held a steel hairpin in his hand, walked heavily, and when he ran, the whole dungeon rumbled and was about to collapse. In an instant, it was like coming to the scene of an earthquake, and many potholes appeared on the floor. Miserable! Such a good five-star dungeon was destroyed alive in the hands of this stinky cow. Even the king of Hades couldn't sit still, his face was dark and dark, and his chin was dropping long.

It's not a way to run like this! The bull ran like this, but it didn't wake up the turtle, and I was drunk.

Pregnant!

I deliberately ran to the old turtle and yelled in horror, "Grandpa Turtle, help, little Haozi, I am wronged!" The bull head has gone mad again, and is going to die. ”

I didn't expect this trick to be really effective, Niu Tou was afraid that I would wake up the sleeping Grandpa Turtle, so he said angrily: "Boy, what is your name, what is the trouble, I won't beat you." Woke up grandpa and wanted you to look good! ”

"What do you say? I didn't hear it. I deliberately added a voice. It's a bit of a threat.

The old turtle on Hades' lap moved his turtle paws in a drowsy mood, shaved Hades' official uniform, changed to a more comfortable position, and continued to hibernate.

Oh, Mom, I'm scared to death, I thought it was really going to wake up, so this bull head and Hades can't hate me to death.

"Okay, don't, don't, little brother, you calm down, Brother Niutou, I'm joking with you." Niu Tou looked at the king of Hades with a blue face, and the grandfather of the turtle who was almost woken up, and his heart panicked all of a sudden, and he gestured to me again and again, and persuaded him kindly, "You take it easy, it's not good to anger Lord Yama." ”

"I'll go, it's obvious that you're the bull who provoked him, you have to blame me, you can't beat you Shuo by bullying me, this is too chicken thief, right?" I muttered.

"You!" "I'm mad at me!"

"Boy, look at your grandfather Niu, I won't pull out your tongue and pull your tendons today!"

With that, the bull came after me again.

Thundered~~~

I felt the world spin around and the alcohol in my stomach was churning like a roller coaster.

This time I wasn't so lucky, not only me, but even Lord Yama was shocked and stumbled and almost fell off the chair. The funny thing is that his blackbeard is gone in an instant! So angry that his mouth was crooked! Got your beard knocked out?

囧, embarrassment with a capital letter.

Am I right? Lord Yama's beard actually fell fluttering under the table.

My jaw dropped to the ground.

Hades hurriedly put Grandpa Turtle on the chair gently, covered his chin and squatted down regardless of his identity, looking for his beard under the table.

"Hahaha!"

I laughed out loud with the bull's head.

The beard of the emotionally majestic Lord Hades is actually fake and shoddy. It's really blinding me. It's so funny, I think I, Hao Jian, have never seen anything more funny in my life in just 20 years.

I thought about it and laughed again: "Haha! Hahaha! ”

When Hades heard this, his face turned red with shame and anger, and he looked up.

Only the stupid cow in the audience was still laughing stupidly. The buddy had already withdrawn wittily.

Lord Yama glared at the bull's head angrily, and almost killed it with his eyes. Probably too lazy to pay attention, he buried his head again, searched all the way, and didn't find it for a long time.

The bull head was frightened, and a smile suddenly froze on his face. He was a little unconvinced, why did the Lord of Yama only stare at me and not at him?

The bull head turned his head to look at me in confusion, only to find that I was pretending not to know anything, not seeing anything, and standing with my head bowed respectfully, speechless, it felt like counting a few ants and a few pits on the ground, and I was very attentive.

This is also my experience at work, the leader is ugly, no matter how funny it is, I have to pretend that I don't know. Otherwise, I don't know how I died.

The king of Hades searched and searched, but he couldn't find it even by touching his eyes. I was so anxious that I really wanted to roar, old man Hades, the beard is at your feet!

I also wondered, that beard obviously fell in such a conspicuous place, he couldn't find it? Could it be that glaucoma and cataract are invisible? Could it be that he is blind?!

Sure enough, the king of Hades finally gave up struggling after looking for it randomly, he took out a pair of jade eye boxes, took out a pair of crystal clear contact lenses, and tossed around his eyes, only then did he find the big black beard under his feet.

"So you're here!" He muttered.

"Haha!!"

The great Hades is actually short-sighted! I couldn't hold back my laughter again.

Hades is completely furious!

He looked up and saw that Niutou and I were both standing honestly with our heads bowed in the audience.

The bull head had learned to be obedient, and when I had just laughed, he tried his best to hold back the laughter. It's still a smiling face. Looking at his cheap look, I really want to punch him.

When the king of Hades put on his beard, his face was blue and his nostrils were bubbling, and he was furious to the extreme. Shouted at the two of us: "You! Get out of here! Laugh again, see if I don't pull out your tongue! ”

What? Could it be that my brother has been exposed!

I looked at the Hades in a daze, dazed state.

Hahaha! Boy, you're miserable now. Fighting with your grandfather Niu, there is no good fruit to eat, right?

The bull head looked at me proudly, and tried his best to snicker...

"Talk about you! Bull head. What do you think people do? Hades actually pointed at the bull's head and scolded angrily, "You are still holding back your laughter!" Penalties! ”

The bull's head was scorched by thunder, his mouth was crooked, his head was smoking, and he said in a trembling voice: "Isn't it? ”

"Year-end punishment: On a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, the king of Yama was in trouble, and the bull head was disrespectful, not only did he not help, but he also laughed in private, and remembered it!" As he spoke, he wrote down in the book of life and death.

"Don't? Master. I know I'm wrong. The bull head looked pitiful.

As soon as he thought of the year-end punishment, he had a headache, the so-called year-end punishment was not allowed to go home to visit relatives during the Spring Festival, and was punished alive to go to the northern snow region to clean up the garbage, cold and frozen, the key is to still have food, the white expanse is full of snow, where to find it? And my wife Ma Mian is also about to give birth, I was punished and left, who will go back to accompany her!?

Damn stinky boy, count yourself ruthless! It's in your hands!

On behalf of the thousands of descendants of my Niu family, I curse you every minute!