The bull head glared at me viciously, and I inexplicably felt a lot of murderous aura, resentment, and cold coming from all directions. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When I looked back, it was still pitch black, with only a little red light flashing and flickering and disappearing. The cold is getting more and more pressing.

The more I looked, the more I seeped, and the more I looked, the more I felt that the red light was like a cow's eyes, and it was still closed one by one. I'm rubbing, dense with big bulbs or bull's eyes, I'm hallucinating? It's getting weirder and weirder.

It was so cold that I got goosebumps all over the floor.

"Why are you still standing here with a pestle?"

The lord of Yama in the palace waved his pen in the book of life and death, but when he saw that the bull head was still full of resentment, he roared at him heartbreakingly. It's just a proud voice, a lion's roar!

"Don't get out of here!"

Thundered... Thundered...

Damn! This Hades is poisonous! ⊙▽⊙

The bull's head was so shocked that his face was like ashes, his knees were bent, his whole body trembled, and he fell to his knees at once. It also shook my three souls and seven spirits to fall apart, and I had a splitting headache, so I hurriedly covered my ears. The funny thing is that the old turtle that was sleeping moved in shock, and his eyes didn't open and he dreamed in a daze: "Is there an earthquake?" ”

"No, Uncle Turtle, sleep obediently."

After the old turtle slept peacefully, Hades turned his head and said angrily, "You"

"Lord Yama is angry! Little one, I'm going to get out~~~"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was so frightened that the stunned cow's face turned blue.

Trembling and making a wave, he consciously lay his whole body on the ground and rolled slowly. I felt that the entire dungeon rumbled a few times, and a large pit appeared.

Haha, you deserve it, who told you to bully me just now! It's called one report and one report.

Watching this stupid cow roll around in the middle of the floor in a ball, I thought it was funny, did he think he was the king? Ha ha.

Covering his mouth and snickering......

Hades looked at the stainless steel floor behind the bull's head with a look of pity, as if he had witnessed the disaster scene of the collapse, and shouted to stop again and again. If you don't stop shouting, it is estimated that the entire Netherworld will be demolished by this fat stupid cow.

"Enough!"

"Stand down!" Hades waved his sleeves helplessly and said, "You, you, I have long called you to lose weight and you don't do it, and now you are so fat that you can't even roll." ”

Hades let him go, and the bull head had to touch his head innocently, retreated indignantly, and snorted at me twice, I guess his intestines were blue at this time.

Who am I, Hao Jian? The invincible first in the world, of course, you have to repay it.

I also looked arrogant, and went back with two hums!

Stinky boy, don't be complacent, look at your cheap appearance, I really want to beat you up! Your grandfather Niu, me, and the descendants of my Niu family will remember you!

"Ahem", the Lord of Yama sat up straight again, and said with a smile, "That? Where did I go? ”

"Into Hell!" The bull head interjected cheaply, "And pull it out and cut it!" ”

"That's right! Pull this demon down and behead me..."

"Hades, spare your life! Hao Jian, I can't go to hell! I rushed ahead of him and pleaded, "Master Qingtian, please let me go back, I have an old mother and a child, besides, my brothers are still in dire straits, waiting for me to go back and save them!" I can't die! I'm so young, so handsome, it's a pity to die! ”

"There are rules in the yang, and there are rules in the underworld. Boy, since you have entered my ghost gate, how can there be any reason to let you go back to the yang world! You're going to have to mess around again. ”

The king of Hades was awe-inspiring, blowing his nose and glaring at me seriously, and he didn't know that his beard was crooked.

Shocking jade shot!

shouted: "Black and white impermanence, take him down to me and send him to the Infernal Hell!" Demand immediate action! ”

Finished! Finished!

Brother is going to say goodbye to this world, tickets, instant noodles, games, brothers, and Hao Jingjing and his father and mother!

looked at the bull's smug smug smile, no, my brother has to resist anyway! They took it away like that? Died in vain. Yes, it's better to resist, even if you are a ghost, you have to have backbone. When the black and white impermanence comes to capture me, and when I stand at the gate, I will run.

The cold wind is blowing......

I waited for a long time and no one came to take me in! ⊙▽⊙

Hades asked, "Bull head, where did they go to black and white impermanence?" ”

"Lord Yama, black and white impermanence went to France for his honeymoon!" The bull head said tremblingly.

Black and white impermanence? Honeymoon? My poor worldview!

This hell is too evil, isn't it?

The bull's head and the horse's face are together, and the black and white impermanence are also together, which is unreasonable! It's full of emotion! Could it be that Ma Mian is not a man? Bai Chang is a girl? can't be subverted anymore, and if you subvert it again, your brother's head will want to explode.

"Bold, you dare to skeeze the work of my underworld!" Hades said angrily.

The bull head said enviously: "You still personally approved it." Sir, have you forgotten? ”

"On Singles' Day, you congratulated them on tying the knot in front of all our ghosts, giving birth to a noble son early, and a hundred years of good together. also promised to give the two of them three months of marriage leave! ”

"I remember!" Then the king of Hades suddenly realized.

Damn! Run, run, black and white impermanence is not there, if I don't run, if I fall into the hands of this black-hearted stupid cow, won't I die faster.

I turned around and ran away!

Bang!

There was a muffled sound, I'll go, it's a big transparent wall! The point is that I bumped into it alive, and a big red bump suddenly rose on my forehead.

"Ouch! The one who doesn't open his eyes has built a wall here! After saying that, I quickly covered my mouth.

"What did you say?"

The bull's head galloped over, lifted me up, lifted my hands on my back, held them high in the air, and walked back step by step, as if to him my whole being was as light as a feather.

I was afraid that he would be excited, so he threw me down, and I didn't dare to move, and I didn't even dare to pant too loudly.

"Boy, I still want to run! Once you come to our hell, you will have no way to go to heaven and no way to escape. You've got a good run! ”

"Report to Lord Yama, I brought the person and brought it back."

"Ahh

"Brother, take it easy, don't drop me off!" One of his yawns scared my brother and me to shiver.

"Very well, since black and white are impermanent, you can take him down! Horse leather shroud or tongue cramps, oil pot or pig cage, it's all up to you. This king is tired and needs to hibernate. The king yawned, looked sleepy, and waved his sleeves.

Is there a mistake? I'm not a cheating woman, what kind of pig cage am I immersed in? You ridiculous and unscrupulous stinky Hades who kill innocents indiscriminately, dead Hades, did I dig your ancestral grave or did you sleep with your good old looks?

I was completely enraged, too! I don't have my life, and now I don't even have my soul, I don't jump off the wall in a hurry, waiting for death?

"Just your dick who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, good and evil, black and white, and hibernates, you hibernate a hammer! Don't think you're a tortoise if you're round. ”

"Shut up, boy!"

Seeing that the Hades had a gloomy face, the bull's head slapped me on the buttocks, and I snorted in pain.

The bull dragged me out the door. I'm also depressed, how can he go straight through that wall? You don't have to open the door yet.

"If you have the ability, shoot me to death now!"

I didn't care about it, and the shrew scolded the street through the glass wall: "You are a big black briquette!" Dare to decide the life and death of my Hao Jian! Bah! Shameless to die! I thought it was a big man in the sky! Bah! Wronged good people! No, wronged good ghost! ”

The king of Hades ignored me, flipped out a huge book of life and death, several times as many times as before, flipped the page, paused, and read the things automatically recorded in the book of life and death: "On a certain day, Hao Jian died in a car accident. Caused an escape and killed three lives. The cause of death, the death of the second car accident, the soul was hit by the impact and amnesia, and he has been sent to hell. ”

He shook his head in satisfaction, "Well, that's right, that's it, it's really a ghost, and it made a big tick." ”

"Nani?"

I heard you right!

"June Frost! Grandpa Hades! ”

I fainted drunk at the bar last night, where is the chance to make an escape?

That's when it dawned on me!

"Caught the wrong one! Caught the wrong one! You've caught the wrong person! ”