Chapter IV After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a refiner

The next day, we came to the Jiahui supermarket at the intersection of Wulu on time, and when I passed by the small shop next to it, I bought a monkey skin band for Erpang and tied the glasses to my ears. When www.biquge.info we arrived at the door of the supermarket, we saw Lawyer Zhang, who was in a straight suit, waving to us. "This is the owner of Jiahui Supermarket, Sun Jiahe." Lawyer Zhang pointed to a middle-aged man with a big belly next to him and introduced it to me. Looking at this belly, the belt is almost unbearable, and at first glance, it is a rich and noble person. I hurriedly stepped forward to hold Sun Fatzi's hand and shook it vigorously, this is my gold master. Sun Fatzi looked at me with some doubts, and Lawyer Zhang quickly explained, "This is introduced by Wang Daxian." Sun Fatzi was a little relieved, it seems that the name of Lao Wang Ba is still quite effective. Sun Fatzi pointed to the crowded entrance and said bitterly, "See, there are thirty percent fewer customers than usual." I'll leave this matter to you, let's ask Lao Zhu for details. ”

Lao Zhu looks like he is forty or fifty years old, his body looks very strong, and he is the head of the security guard of this supermarket. According to Lao Zhu, this supermarket has been smooth sailing since it opened, and there are only two small thieves at most, so just clean it up. Until last month, many things in the supermarket started to disappear suddenly, especially the things in the deli section. At first, Lao Zhu thought that the customer had stolen it, and specially installed a camera in the cooked food area, but the loss of things not only did not disappear, but intensified. Er Pang and I followed Lao Zhu to the security room, and carefully looked at the videos of the last few days, and indeed as Lao Zhu said, under the surveillance, a few fried chicken legs floated in the air, and then flew away with a smoke. The customer next to him suddenly hugged his head and screamed in fright. The most ridiculous thing is a buddy who pulls his girlfriend directly to the front as a shield, and I don't think the two of them will have to wait until they get out of the supermarket.

"Let's get to work." It seems that the police don't have to count on it, and this kind of thing can only rely on me, a supernumerary of the prefecture. Just do it, Er Fat and I will each guard the entrance and exit of the cooked food area, and give him a guard to wait for the rabbit. Er Fat and I were in high spirits, and an hour later, Er Fat and I began to bend over and beat our legs. Two hours later, we simply sat on the ground, still too poor in physical fitness, you see how the PLA stands in a military posture, how the athletes run the marathon, how Guanxi brother takes pictures......

Seeing that there are fewer and fewer customers, it is time to close. Just as I was scratching my ears and cheeks, a hot girl in a suspender belt and a group of asses walked in front of my eyes, hey, look this ass is about to catch up with the Kardashians. The hot girl suddenly screamed "ah", which startled me, just take a look, don't react so much. Just thinking about it, the second fat suddenly shouted, "Ran to you!" I saw a string of sausages in front of the hot girl bouncing forward, I threw a teacup in my hand, and the teacup smashed in the air with a "pop", and the tea also flowed to the ground. At this time, I heard a "squeak", and a black shadow flashed in front of me, leaving only a series of footprints.

"Do you see what the hell it is?" The second fat shook his head and put his glasses back on. It doesn't look like the hell did it. According to my experience of reading fantasy novels for many years, ghosts are immune to physical attacks, so how can I hit my teacup if it's a ghost? When I turned my head, the hot girl just now was gone, and I didn't have time to ask for a phone call. I took a picture of the footprints on the ground with my mobile phone, and was about to turn around and ask Wang Lao Wu. "Looks like there's nothing to be gained today." I said to Erfat. "Why not?" Er Fat picked up the sausage on the ground, "Eat grilled sausages at night!" ”

When I got home in the evening, I had just eaten two bites of sausage when I heard someone knocking on the door. As soon as the second fat opened the door, he saw Wang Lao Wu sneaking in obscenely. After listening to my description and looking at the photos carefully, Wang Lao Wu said to us with a serious face, "If I don't eat sausages, I will easily get plague!" "Gott, grate, rat spirit? Vomit, vomit," I asked, leaning on the edge of the toilet and clasping my throat. "No, it can only be said that it is a rat that is about to become a sperm." Wang Lao Wu crossed Erlang's legs, took a sip of tea, and then said, "This is also a poor mouse, after 99 years of cultivation, it seems that he is about to achieve a positive result, and a cannon rang out on Tiananmen Square, and the country was founded." "Vomit, vomit, does it matter?" I continued to raise my throat. "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine! Okay, don't vomit, if you vomit again, your intestines will come out. "Lao Tzu is just going to spit out the sausage!" "I mean, if you vomit again, your intestines will come out. ”

"Wang Lao Wu, let's talk about it, I'm in charge of catching ghosts, why do you have to take care of the monsters now?" I was furious. "Ah, you little comrade has a problem with his thinking. Is it just a matter of writing materials to be a secretary? Do you carry the leader's bag? The leader's sewer is blocked, you don't care? Our agreement says that you help the underworld to settle the matter, but it doesn't say that it's just to catch ghosts, and besides, you are a temporary worker who has arrested all the ghosts, so what are they doing with black and white impermanence? After speaking, Wang Lao Wu refilled a cup of tea and leisurely spit out a smoke ring, "The most important thing you should think about now should be how to catch this stealthy quasi-rat spirit, right?" ”

To be honest, my biggest headache now is how to get this thing done, since I promised Boss Sun, I must do it, I definitely not do it for any final payment. "Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, please give me some pointers." I saw that Lao Wangba's tea was drunk, and I hurriedly went over to fill it. "There is a treasure in the underworld called the Five Elements Bagua Array, which collects all kinds of demons and monsters, and lends it to you cheaply, how about 100,000? Dissatisfied? How about the bundle of demon locks? No matter what spirit is tied up, you can't run away, as long as you have 80,000, it's still too expensive? Do you want a talisman? This is cheap as long as you are 10,000? Seeing that I shook my head again and again, Wang Lao Wu was happy, "This is too expensive?" Go get a cat! ”

yes, why don't I get a cat? This is the nemesis of rats. Bidding farewell to Wang Lao Wu, I discussed with Er Fat and caught cats in the community. Our community is located at the junction of urban and rural areas, and there are a lot of domesticated and stray cats, which is simply suitable. I bought a bag of ham sausages at the small supermarket downstairs to use as bait, and it didn't take much effort to surround four or five cats. A white cat caught my attention, this cat was snow-white, its eyes were bright, its physique was at least twice as large as other cats, and it was full of such a domineering air that the other kittens did not dare to approach a meter around it. That's it, after paying the price of six ham sausages, this white cat is finally closer to me, and even the second fat can tickle it. I fell asleep with this cat in my arms at night.