"Oh, please take a seat! Second fat, hurry up and pour tea for Mr. Zhang! "I kicked the second fat ass, and I have to ask him to change the problem of sitting on the ass in the future, otherwise I can't afford the medical bills alone. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info: "Can you tell us what's going on?" I asked. I am the lawyer representing Jiahui Supermarket, does Mr. Liu know about Jiahui Supermarket? "Jiahui supermarket, who doesn't know, the city's largest supermarket chain, there is one at the entrance of our community, usually buy a toothbrush, toothpaste, laundry detergent or something is there, but I still like to go to the roadside stall to buy fruit, what green organic fruits in the supermarket are too expensive." Recently, some strange things have happened in the supermarket in Wudaokou, and I am instructed by Wang Daxian to ask you to deal with it, of course, not in vain. ”

"Which Wang Daxian?" "Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, why don't you know him?" Understood, this is the mission. After negotiating the time, lawyer Zhang left satisfied, and put down 50,000 yuan before going out, saying that it was a deposit. 50,000, I've never seen so much money since I'm so old, I'm happy. I finally calmed down, only to realize that we had never done this work before, and the eldest girl went to the sedan chair once. I quickly found a few supernatural novels that I had bought before, and let's see how they prepared them first. While looking at me, I scratched the notebook.,Ghost devouring skills.,This doesn't work.,Super Divine Beast.,This doesn't have it.,Taoist exercises...... Looking at it, I found that the protagonists in the supernatural novels are all stronger than me, which is not good, our book can't be written as a masochistic essay, readers don't like to read it.

"Erfat, what do you say we should do now?" Erpang looked at my notebook, thought for 10 minutes and said, "Let's go eat first, I'm hungry." "With the second fat all the way to the Xiaochuan restaurant at the entrance of the community, the boss saw that it was me and hurriedly greeted, "Ah Wei, I haven't seen you here for a few days, what are you eating?" Or is it old godmother fried rice? "I don't care about him, we're rich now. Fish-flavored shredded pork, boiled meat, and sweet and sour tenderloin ordered a big table, and I didn't talk to Erfat, and ate it with a stuffy head. It's still early to finish eating, so I'm going to discuss with Erfatyi, or go buy some rune paper, talismans or something, you have to have equipment to fight monsters first.

Rehabilitation Road is the largest commodity market in the city, and it can be said that you can buy everything except guns and ammunition. Taxi to the rehabilitation road, along the way two fat closed his eyes, I thought he was motion sickness, two fat explained that there are too many ghosts in the vicinity, he is dizzy, this problem has to be solved quickly, people Tianyan is needed when it is opened, he is good, 24 hours standby, this also affects life too much. I also began to get dizzy when I entered the rehabilitation road, there were too many people, and the road was not spacious by all kinds of small vendors selling ice cream, clothes, and watches. After walking for more than half an hour, I didn't see a company selling magic weapons, and I said that this trip was in vain. At the critical moment, the second fat still had an idea, this guy slipped out to a small stall and bought a bag of Hongta Mountain, opened it and handed it to the boss, "Uncle, how can there be any magic weapons sold around here?" The boss waved his hand and blocked the cigarette back, "This thing is not allowed to be sold publicly, and it is not in line with the construction of spiritual civilization." You'll have to look for it in the Fushou store. ”

After thanking the boss, I took the cigarette from the second fat hand, lit it and smoked it, fake! No wonder I don't smoke it, what kind of spiritual civilization do you say, old things! I didn't walk a few steps, and I saw a Fushou shop, with a few large wreaths at the door, paper people and paper horses or something in a circle. I opened my eyes when I entered the house, and I didn't say anything about the villa and Ferrari, but there were two chicks who were only wearing three-point styles, or Bingbing and Chi Ling. "The boss has good skills!" The second fat exclaimed. "Is there any silicone?" "It's got to be made." "Can you do it in Japan?" "Do you want Mr. Cang's or Takizawa Lola?" I quickly interrupted the conversation between the two of them, good guy, if we continue to talk about it, we estimate that this book will be sealed in less than 10,000 words.

Hearing about our intention, the boss led us into the back room, "Brother, I have the most complete goods here, the Buddha statue that has been opened, the rune paper that has been cut by the demon, if you like imported goods, you can take a look at this, just sent from the Vatican." Saying that, he casually handed me a cross made of silver, and the second fat took it and looked at it, "Does the Vatican also use Chinese?" I took it over and looked at it carefully, and there was a line of small words engraved on it: "Li Ergou loves Zhang Daya", "The Vatican also sells second-hand goods?" The boss sneered, "I took it wrong, I took it wrong." ”

After picking for a long time, Er Fat and I finally chose a peachwood sword, a pile of rune paper, and a demon mirror that is said to have been used by Taishang Laojun. Before leaving, the boss insisted on selling me a compass, saying that it was very good to see feng shui, I didn't want it, and I wouldn't use it if I bought it. The boss persuaded me, "It doesn't matter if you don't use it, pretend to be in your hand, and you will be tall in an instant." Besides, how many of the gentlemen who look at feng shui now can use a compass? It's all fucking mouth-blowing. "But in the end, I still didn't buy it, the point is that it was too big and inconvenient, definitely not because I didn't know any of the words on it.

Out of the rehabilitation road, Wang Lao Wu called and asked us to meet at the hot pot restaurant last time. Rushed to the hot pot restaurant, this old thing has already eaten by itself, "Received the money, right?" "Jiang is still old and spicy, and the old thing will beat my momentum to pieces with a word." This is a test for you by the underworld, and if you pass, congratulations. You're officially one of us. "What if it doesn't pass?" "According to the agreement, we will take back the mana used on you, you better look in the mirror more, you won't be able to see your face in the future." Seeing my sluggish appearance, Lao Wang Ba smiled lewdly, "Don't worry too much, this time the task is very simple, just try it." ”

After taking a bite of mutton, the old thing unhurriedly took out a pair of glasses from his arms and handed them to Er Fat, "Put them on and try them." The glasses are very ordinary myopic glasses, which look significantly smaller than the second fat face, and I can guarantee that the glasses will never hang on the ears. Erfat put his glasses on his face and held the legs of his glasses with his hand, "I can't see, I can't see!" I hurriedly snatched my glasses, "What, your underworld can still mass-produce blind people?" "No, viagra, I can't see the ghost!" I was so frightened that I covered his mouth, good fellow, if the old lady with the red armband at the door heard it, she would have to take us to the police station according to feudal superstition. "This is a treasure that grandpa and I spent a lot of effort to get, and it's cheaper for you, 10,000 yuan." Lao Wang Ba said as he rubbed his outstretched right hand.

"Ten thousand? Why don't you grab it? "If Grandpa hadn't introduced you to this business, I guess you'd have gone in by now, right?" Stop talking nonsense, do you want it? "Yes, yes, I want you to hang yourself!" "Hehe, this is not good, this thing is illegal." Wang Lao Wu almost took 10,000 yuan from my bag with robbery. "By the way, what kind of mess did you buy?" , the old thing casually pulled the magic weapon we just purchased. "Peachwood sword, rune paper, demon mirror." "Tsk, I advise you, it's best not to take these things with you. The sword was glued with plywood, the talisman was dyed with horse dung paper, and the mirror was ok, so it was good for shaving. "After the old thing finished speaking, he wiped his mouth with paper and left in style, leaving me and Er Fat looking at each other." Viagra, do you still need this thing? Er Fat pointed to the pile of "magic weapons". "Yes, take the rune paper back to wipe your buttocks, and take the wooden sword to pad the corner of the bed." "What about the mirror?" "Shave!"