I cried out with a sad face, "Wronged! Wronged! My lord. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info is more wronged than Sister Dou E! ”

"You shout wool, shout! Through the glass wall, the king of Yama can't hear it again! The bull head roared angrily, "No matter how noisy you are, be careful that I can't pick you off even if I knead you into a meatloaf and stick it on the wall!" ”

No matter how much the bull intimidates me this time, I will not give in. This is a matter of life and death!

"Yay! What are you doing? Let go of me! ”

I screamed and struggled desperately, and the bull pulled my two ankles and dragged me out like a dead mouse.

The floor dragged behind him was stained with blood. I looked at it myself, and I was terrified.

Why don't I feel pain? I guess it's painful and numb.

"Oh, stinky boy, if you look back and shout, believe it or not, I'll kick your eyeballs and eat them as snacks!"

"What the hell? I don't care, I just don't care, you let go of me! Lord Hades! Lord Qingtian, is there any heavenly reason? I'm wronged! ”

Is there something wrong with this kid's head? I think he must be a timid rat who is afraid of death, so he shouts indiscriminately, how could our great Yama King catch the wrong person! Look at the old cow, I don't scare him! to relieve the hatred in my heart.

"You, boy, believe it or not, Grandpa Niu, I immediately gouged out the root of your tongue and rolled it out as a rolling pin! Stir-fry the kidney flower with your heart's blood? ”

"You stinky cow, don't drag me, it's all said, you made a mistake and caught the wrong person!"

As a result, the bull's head kicked me my tail vertebrae.

"You're talking nonsense again!"

Niu Tou thought to himself, my brother's kick was really relieved.

He's doing this trick really amazing! The pain in the tail vertebrae instantly spread throughout my body, and I gasped.

"Oh, you're a five-guarantor who kills a thousand knives!"

The country dialect I scolded, the stunned cow didn't understand, and he was thinking hard about what it meant.

He bit him back without noticing, digging his teeth deep into his flesh, and when I pulled it out, there was a smell of blood and cow in my mouth, and I almost vomited all the overnight food.

This is the first time my buddy has bitten someone, and it was actually a cow. But the bite is quite refreshing, and the eyes will be repaid. I don't know if I'll have nightmares in the future.

"Ouch hey, I'll drop that mother! It hurts me to death! ”

As soon as he let go of the pain, I quickly struggled and crawled back.

I was naked, my red pants were soaked in blood, and I was slowly dragging on the ground, crawling with difficulty, my tail vertebrae hurt, and my waist was almost straight.

"Stinky boy! There's a kind of you don't run! ”

He stamped his feet in pain and yelled in pain, and I crawled in front of me.

While crawling, he roared: "Lord Yama! My grandfather! You've caught the wrong person! I was drunk last night! ”

By the time I climbed up the glass doorway, my fingernails were covered with dust, rust, and coagulated blood, and even ten of my fingers had worn out the skin, making me dirty and terrible. The wound in the abdomen also cracked, and bright red blood rushed to the ground.

I'm just pausing at this point, this place should be close enough for Hades to hear, right?

Then he raised his head and waved his bloody hand to Lord Yama bitterly, crying and shouting: "Blue sky and white sun, Lang Lang Qiankun!" The emperor is above, and the thick soil is the proof! I, Hao Jian, don't have a car and no house, where can I afford to drive a sports car and go out to pretend to be forced, and I also make an accident and escape! Please, Lord Hades, you have a good understanding! ”

I crawled towards the Hades in such an embarrassed way, it felt like watching a 3D ghost movie in the cinema, you watched a bloody demon dragging a bloody body, waving the bloody ghost claws at you, and suddenly from the screen, the face was hideous crawling towards you, twisting your neck, crunching your teeth, and licking your tongue.

The frightened scalp was numb, the whole body trembled, the limbs were weak, and the whole soul was frozen.

Hades looked up at me indifferently, but for some reason he lowered his head and went about his own business.

"Haha, I got you!"

At this time, the bull head chased after me, and forcibly came up and dragged my feet, and I kicked my legs with all my might, so as not to let him succeed. As a result, after a few rounds of the match, he actually played yin, didn't drag his hands and feet, and drove away with my head and melon seeds!

"You stinky three-eight, don't pull my head, I'm not leaving! I'm fine with only the skull in my body! ”

I touch it, huh? When did I get a bandage on my head? Odd.

Niu Tou didn't listen, and pulled my head and dragged it, "You Grandpa Niu, I promise to make you 'cool' enough!" ”

I was so abused by this bull, and the Lord of Yama didn't care, he didn't even look at it.

I was so angry that I was in a hurry and scolded nonsense, "King Yama, you faint king!" You're blind! My Hao Jian hasn't even got a driver's license so far! Still making an accident and running away, or a car accident? You shovel! If you have the ability, you don't sit so high, if you have the ability, come over and fight alone, look at your grandfather Jian, I don't beat your eyes and pus, I won't be surnamed Hao! ”

"Walk you!" The bull head was still stubbornly dragging it, "Boy, you're persistent enough!" You continue to scold, and see that the master has to ignore you. He's seen a lot of ghosts like you shouting indiscriminately. None of them ended well. ”

"Humph!"

The emotional underworld is really hell on earth, and everyone has no sympathy for feelings!

I was utterly hopeless! There was smoke in my throat and eyes, and I was hoarse and tired. Alas, if you die, you will die, if you go to hell, if your soul is scattered, you will be scattered. Looking at the appearance of being a ghost or a ghost, it is really enough.

"Hehe, you can't scold!" The bull head sneered ill-intentionedly.

"Uh-huh!"

I turned my head arrogantly, snorted and stopped talking. The key is that my throat hurts, the kind of pain that pierces my heart.

Doodle... Toot toot...

Phone ringing? Did I hear me right?

The ringing actually came from the bull's head!

The bull head lowered his head to the jade wrench on his thumb, and flicked it up and down a few times, and the special phone was actually connected!

It was the voice of the Lord of Yama—

"Wait! Bull head, bring that ghost cub back first! ”

"Yes, sir." The bull head is submissive.

Looking at the scene in front of me, my eyes popped out, and my jaw slammed on the surface of my feet. I can't believe it! Happiness doesn't come easily!

After hanging up the phone, the bull head was at a loss for a while.

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so I squeezed my eyebrows and said, "See? Lord Yama has asked you to send me back, do you dare not send it? ”

Long......

Still kneeling in that place, under the high platform and in the center of the hall, Lord Yama's beard was still crooked, and Grandpa Turtle was still asleep on his lap.

However, the situation has changed!

It wasn't me kneeling at the highness, Grandpa Turtle was lying on my lap and snoring. And I was sitting on the throne of the dragon head of the Simmons cushion, and it turned out that this is the feeling of sitting in the position of Lord Yama!

One word is cool!

It's time for me Hao Jian to take charge of the world! You will repay it, you know!

Wow, is this a shocking jade? This feels good! I picked it up and paddled it, yo! This guy is pretty heavy.

"Smack!"

I picked up the shocking jade and slapped it on the jade table!

The legs of the king of Hades and the head of the bull on their knees trembled.

Look at their faces blue and frightened. When I think of how they just ignored me, I feel very relieved! But it's a lot of fun.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

I slapped it several times in a row, and they shook their feet several times, and their bodies couldn't help shaking!

Is this the power of this amazing jade? The person who shoots doesn't feel anything, but the person who listens is miserable, and the body shakes without being under his control.

"Haha! It's so funny! ”

told you to fight with my brother, I said everything, and I will repay you! I'm still so cheap!