Concubine Ling saw that my reaction was cold, so she continued: "At the beginning, she had a bad relationship with our dormitory people, and it happened that she fell out of love at that time, so Xiao Yu'er introduced her to her cousin..."

After a long time, Xiao Yu'er, you didn't plan to let your cousin play with your roommate, but you ended up cocooning yourself and throwing your cousin into the pit, this Nima is such a big pit.

Thinking of this, I asked Xiao Yu'er: "Then what is your cousin's situation now?" ”

"It's just a trance, good for a while, bad for a while, and it's not all that slut who makes trouble." Xiao Yu'er said angrily.

"Didn't you go to the hospital?" I thought it wasn't my turn to do this, so I came up with a more pertinent solution.

"Can you not go, the problem can't be solved by the hospital, and then my fourth aunt said that it was a soul escape, let me ask you to help solve it."

Rub, my fourth aunt, I've been learning from you for so many days, and I've heard about this disease for the first time from your niece's mouth, when did you teach me, the way to treat soul breakaway, it's really a meow!

There is an infinite curse in my heart, but I can't show it on my face. So I pretended to be calm and said to Xiao Yu'er: "You wait for me to go back and show you if there is a symptomatic way to treat your cousin's illness." After finishing speaking, I took out all the talismans I brought from my trouser pocket, took out one of the life-saving talismans and handed it to Xiao Yu'er, "You give this talisman to your cousin to carry with you first, and before I find a way, let your cousin be more stable." ”

Xiao Yu'er took the life-saving amulet, carefully put it away, and then asked me, "Then when will you find a solution?" ”

"I'll do it as soon as possible, and I'll call you as soon as I find a way." I replied helplessly.

"That's Xiexie, you." After listening to me, Xiao Yu'er replied happily.

"I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom, you two wait for me." After saying hello, I went to the bathroom.

I was going to say that I would go to the bathroom to meet a good friend of mine, and if I had the opportunity, I would introduce it to the two girls, but considering that I already have Wang Lili by my side, I can't be too greedy, so I used the second statement. Of course, I would never use the first term drop.

Because that's only for buddies. If you don't believe me, you can say to the girl you just met, "I'm going to pee, you wait for me for a while." "Look at the other person's expression.

Coming out of the bathroom, I came to the window where the two girls had just ordered, intending to settle the account in order to show my gentlemanly demeanor. Which Cheng thinks, this Nima is a university cafeteria, they all pay first, and then take the food, miscalculated, miscalculated!

After asking for a few plastic bags from the cafeteria aunt, I went back to the two girls, "Pack it, you don't have to cook at night." "I'm polite, because I've been doing weddings for a long time, and after saying these words at the wedding banquet, the owner will let me do it casually.

But the two girls actually took it seriously, except for the sauerkraut soup, they put all the remaining dishes into plastic bags, and said while packing: "I don't have to cook at night." You pour that into this plastic bag..."

Okay, dogs, I'm sorry for you, when you meet such two incomprehensible foodies, you should eat a big pot of rice and fish head stewed with bud rice noodles at night.

After the bag was packed, the three of us walked downstairs, just in time for a foreign teacher to come to meet him, blonde and blue-eyed, but he looked a little old.

Xiao Yu'er stared at the foreign teacher for a long time, then turned to me and asked, "Jia Shu, you studied at the university in Beijing, are there many foreign teachers in the school?" ”

After showing an exaggerated smile at Xiao Yu'er, I said, "I don't have many schools, but compared to these local universities, I can meet foreigners at any time in the school where I first studied." ”

After listening to it, Concubine Ling said: "The foreigner who just went over taught us English, and the foreigner is very good, if we don't understand anything, he is very careful to explain to us, if the explanation is not understood, he will make corresponding actions, so that we understand the meaning of the word." ”

"yes, yes. And that foreigner is very persistent! Xiao Yu'er snatched the words and said, "That foreigner is very fond of Chinese martial arts, and later when he practiced in the morning of Taizihe, he met an old man who practiced martial arts and learned boxing techniques. Since then, no matter how windy or rainy, this foreigner goes out to practice every morning before dawn, and it is really rain or shine. ”

"I also have a deep understanding of this, but have you two ever seen two foreigners scolding each other?" I had already reached the first floor while talking, and I said to the two girls as I walked towards the supermarket.

"Tell me about it!" Xiao Yu'er said in a curious tone.

I usually smoke a little eight Zhongnanhai, today in front of the two girls, in order to pretend to be forced, I gritted my teeth and bought a box of Yuxi, which is especially fake, it is really sad, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, not wrong at all.

With a fake cigarette in my mouth, I recalled: "Once, the French male foreign teacher at our school was arguing with an American on the street, and he happened to be met by a few brothers in our dormitory, and the scolding was funny. ”

After looking at the expectant eyes of these two girls, I continued awesomely: "At the beginning, these two foreigners scolded each other in English, but the French foreign teacher had no advantage at all, to put it mildly, only "****youmama, ****youbaba", or "yoursisterismydog" and the like, extremely elegant and non-lethal. On the contrary, it is the old beauty, which is a string of spitting dirty words with flowers, and it is called a slippery child, and we are ashamed to hear it.

Maybe seeing a few of our brothers coming, our French foreign teacher suddenly had an inspiration. The following conversation ensued:

French Army: *** Uncle! Look at what you're doing!

American:..................

French Army: You're a stinking bitch, your whole family is a stinking bitch. Child.

American:..................

French Army: You're a shitty American imperial devil, ** grandma has legs.

American:..................

French Army: Look again, you turtle grandson, beat you up.

American:..................

Lao Mei didn't expect that this guy didn't play cards according to the routine. didn't say a word, and slipped away.

Seeing the comprehensive victory of the Franco-American battle, the French man with five big and three thick feet pinched his waist and said fiercely: "Little bear!" Still want to fight with the old lady? Phew! ”

This is for Xiao Yu'er and Ling Feile, I almost lay on the ground, and I threw a few puffs of fake cigarettes to the ground, and smacked a few hard, Tai Nima was so hard to smoke, I was so stinging my tongue.

Then, I took out my generation of legend, Nokia 5110, and called Wang Lili, asking her to pick me up at the door. I didn't expect this little girl to accompany my mother to the mall, and she didn't wait for me to finish, so she asked me to go back to the wedding shop alone and wait for her.

to be continued