The procedures of the personnel department are extremely smooth, and there is no prevarication in the past. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but I'm having some trouble in the finance department. The glamorous woman with bright red lipstick told me that my salary had been deducted as compensation because I had injured Lao Gou. The lesson of blood tells us that impulse is the devil!

After taking the subway from the company and transferring to the bus twice, I walked for 15 minutes and finally arrived at the rental house. The landlord, Uncle Li, was playing chess with the old man in the neighborhood, and when he saw me, he pushed the chessboard excitedly, held my hand and said, "Ah Wei, I can count on you coming back!" "The old man who played chess with him quit, and he had to let him finish this step before talking. I can see clearly that he will be killed next. Uncle Li ignored this stubble, and held my hand harder and harder, "When will this month's house payment be settled?" ”

My name is Liu Wei, everyone calls me Ah Wei, and some call me Viagra, this kind of person I usually don't have to deal with him. I'm a former employee of a company and I'm currently starting a business, so it's okay to say I'm unemployed. Of course, the hidden identity is a supernumerary staff of the prefecture (no salary). I had just come back from the dead half a day earlier, and to be honest, readers who had not been at the beginning for more than five years would not have believed it.

It is only today that I deeply understand the truth that "it is difficult to move an inch without money". Look at me, the people of the underworld, aren't you worried about the rent? I kind of figured it out, even if you are the Jade Emperor, you can't enter the paid public toilet if you don't have money in your pocket, so you have to pull it in your crotch. To put it mildly, Uncle Li finally promised me that the rent could be paid again next month, and the price was that I would clean the sanitation of several houses in the future.

I'm worried, I'm so worried that I can't sit still, I'm so worried that I pull my hair straight. At this moment, my mobile phone rang, and when I looked, I didn't know what was coming, and yes, it must be a liar. I would have hung up if I had left it yesterday, but now I have nothing to fear, my pockets are cleaner than my face. Could it be that he can still trick my face? "Hey, is it Ah Wei? You come to the hot pot restaurant now, there is a good thing! "It's not that the stock is recommended, it's not that the funds are frozen, it's not that there is a problem with the email, and now the scam has escalated again?" Who are you? I asked, confused. I'm your Uncle Wang! "I heard it, it's Wang Lao Wu, the old Wang Ba.

I picked up the teacup and ran out, if I didn't give me some benefits this time, I would have to give this old thing a scoop if I died again. Spicy Huantian is our very famous hot pot restaurant, which claims to be authentic Chongqing hot pot, but in fact, the owner is a Northeasterner. As soon as I arrived at the gate of the hot pot restaurant, I saw two strings of red chili peppers hanging on both sides of the door.

As soon as I entered the store, I saw Wang Lao Wu waving to me, and I took the teacup behind my back and walked towards him unhurriedly. When I got to his table, I quietly set the glass aside. It's not that I'm soft-hearted, the key is that there is a strong man sitting opposite him, the preliminary estimate is about 1.8 meters, and the weight is almost 100 kilograms, this doesn't have to be hit, lie on me, it is estimated that the wheelchair will be my best friend for the rest of my life.

"Waiter, add a set of utensils." Lao Wang Ba shouted at the counter. "Yes." I saw a girl come quickly with cutlery. "It's really a Sichuan girl?" I asked her curiously. "Where. We are all from Tieling Nagada. "The tableware came up, I just lowered my head and swiped the vegetables, but I didn't speak, and I was in a hurry to kill this old king." Oh, my temper has risen. I shouldn't have left you alone in the first place, just watched you run around with a spittoon. Let me introduce you, this is Li Zijian, you get to know each other well, and you will be partners in the future. ”

"Let's talk, I'll go first." Wang Lao Wu said as he walked out the door. When he walked to the door, he suddenly threw down a sentence, "Remember to pay the bill, the boss is good, I owe several meals here." "After speaking, like a prostitute being chased by the police, only a cigarette was left to run." When this old guy comes back in the future, you can put rat medicine in the base! After talking to the waiter, I looked at Li Zijian on the other side. The more I looked at it, the more familiar it felt, and this guy looked at me stunned. "Are you...... Two fat? "You're Viagra?" Sure enough, it's an acquaintance. Erfat is to smash the glass of our house before, and then I threw thunder hair, but he moved away from our community when he arrived in junior high school, and it is said that he was admitted to university later, and there was no contact anymore, I didn't expect to see it today.

"Why are you with Wang Lao Wu?" I'm a little wondering, is Er Fat also a person who was killed by the judge once? Then this judge is too much of a thing. The story of the second fat is also very bizarre. After graduating from high school, Erpang was admitted to a well-known medical school in the city. After graduation, he was successfully assigned to the city's People's Hospital. In the hospital, the second fat man was like a fish in water, and when he was about to be entrusted with a heavy responsibility, something happened. The unlucky second fat was hit and suffered a concussion during a basketball game in the hospital, and what was even more unfortunate was that he was able to see those "good brothers" after being discharged from the hospital. Originally, this was nothing, and it could even be said that it was all one more natural skill, but the problem was that Erpang was a doctor, and every day as soon as he entered the hospital, he saw those guys who were missing an arm, a leg, and even a car hit so that only their necks were left. It is said that Er Fat is also a bold person, but it wasn't until that day that he saw his ex-girlfriend that Er Fat completely collapsed. After the girl broke up with the second fat, she found a rich second generation, but she was dumped because she had a big belly. The girl couldn't think of jumping off the building, and it was said that the brains were scattered on the ground like tofu brains. On the day she met Erfat, the girl remembered the goodness of Erfat, and the old love was rekindled, and she had to stay with Erfat for one night with a tofu brain.

The collapsed Er Fat quit his job, climbed the Qingshui River Bridge, and was about to commit suicide by jumping into the river, when Wang Lao Wu appeared at a critical moment. "Will he still persuade people?" I doubt that very much. "Wang Lao Wu said, you jump, you must stink to death before you drown, you must know that almost all the people in the city are secretly discharged into this river." This is an exaggeration, but the pollution of the Qingshui River has been on the "Hot Interview" column of China Television, and for this reason, our city has also dropped a deputy mayor.

"After thinking about it, I'll come down." I believe in the words of the second fat, and I can't dance if I give it to me, otherwise the uncles and aunts in this city will talk to me as soon as they finish the square dance, "You know, no, whoever wants to jump into the river and drowns in the...... This is called the stench for 10,000 years." "How did this work out?" I lit a cigarette and asked him as I smoked. "Wang Lao Wu said, as long as I give a hand to the supernumerary ghost in this city, I will report to the prefecture when I have the opportunity, and strive to get rid of my heavenly eye. I didn't expect it to be you. "Er's fat face looked particularly pious in the smoke. Yes, another fool who was fooled by Lao Wangba.

When I was about to go out, the little girl at the counter insisted that I settle Wang Laowu's previous account, "Mr. Wang said, he is your second uncle." "Fortunately, Er Pang saved enough money when he was a doctor to calm down the turmoil. See? This is the evil result of the division of arts and sciences! In the future, if my son dares to say that he wants to study liberal arts, I will definitely break his leg first!

returned to the house with Erfat, and the landlord Uncle Li borrowed a wire bed, and the problem of living was solved. I'm starting to worry again, neither of us is working now, and I'm sitting on a mountain of empty water. Even if you only eat beef noodles every day, you can't afford it. Do you say that I add meat to the second fat? If I want an egg, can I give him one too? Fortunately, Er Fat is a very open-minded person, I guess even if he only gives him cold water, as long as he is treated the same as me, he will not have any opinions. But the problem is that with his physique, it is estimated that he can last him for ten days and half a month by drinking only cold water, but with my small body, I can only live for three days at most.

Money money money, now what I lack most is money. That night, I had a sweet dream, in which an old man surnamed Wang took my hand and said excitedly, "Child, in fact, you are my illegitimate son, and you also have an elder brother named Sicong." "I got up in the morning and sent Er Fat to buy breakfast, I turned on the computer and searched for "Criminal Law", Er Fat came back to see that I was fascinated by what I watched, and asked me in surprise if I was going to change careers to become a lawyer. I don't like to talk to uneducated people, and the most profitable way is written in the Criminal Code.

Just when I was ready to do something big, there was a knock on the door. The person who came in was wearing a dark suit, the leather shoes on his feet were shiny, his hair was neatly combed, and he was waxed, and he was shiny and shiny. "Is it Mr. Liu? The contemptible person's surname is Zhang, a lawyer at Jinzheng Law Firm, who came today to ......" and so on. I quickly interrupted him. Yes, I smashed Lao Gou's teacup, but didn't I pay him a month's salary? You still have to find a lawyer for a little bit of, as for it? You have also seen the situation of my family, hurry up and go back, and tell Lao Gou just two words: no money! ”

"Sir, you have misunderstood. Listen to me. Lawyer Zhang looked dazed. I don't listen, I don't listen. I covered my ears and shouted, "Er Fat, hurry up and get him out, this is here to make money!" "To say that those who can be lawyers are really talents, although this kid surnamed Zhang didn't understand what was going on, it didn't prevent him from making a correct judgment at all, just when he was about to be sat down on the ground by Erfat, the kid shouted a sentence, completely reversing the situation, "I'm here to send money!" "Listen, what a short and powerful word, if he says a few more words like some romance dramas, "you listen to me" and "it's not like this", I guess he will make a great contribution to the medical and health industry in our city.