After hanging up the phone, I asked the two girls around me, and it seemed that they didn't have anything to do for a while, so I chatted with them for a while.

"Do you two know how troublesome the French numbers are?" I remembered the story of the foreign teacher in France who taught us to learn French.

"I don't know!" The two girls shook their heads in unison and replied.

"Listen, the method of counting from 10 to 60 in French is the same as in Chinese, and it has been perverted since seventy!

The readings from 60 to 79 are: 60+10, 60+11, 60+12, 60+13...

The readings from 70 to 89 are: 20×4, 20×4+1, 20×4+2, 20×4+3...

The readings from 90 to 98 are: 20×4+10, 20×4+11...... 20×4+18；

One of the most perverted words in zuihou is 99, which reads: quatre-vingt-dix-neuf, which can be understood as: 4×20+19=99.

If this Nima math is not good at learning, it is estimated that there is no way to learn French, just learn to count, I and the third child will be confused, until now, I remember a French greeting: "Silly donkey and stupid pig!" ”

Concubine Ling said with envious eyes: "Jia Shu, how do you know so much." ”

I pretended to be forced to smile at Concubine Ling, and my heart was full of pride. In fact, this is the difference between big cities and small cities.

At the beginning, Wang Zhongjun of Huayi Brothers, if he hadn't gone to the United States for a few years and came back to design the logo for the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and the Agricultural Bank of China, this would have been a matter of broadening his horizons. Therefore, readers, if you are still very young, it is very helpful to go to some big cities at home and abroad to expand your horizons and your thinking.

After laughing, I called Lao Cao: "Brother Cao, come and pick me up later." ”

"Wait for my shift." Brother Cao is really a good man, and he didn't ask me where I was going, so he agreed to come down, it seems that I haven't given him the fare for the last time I went to Anshan Meijing.

"What time do you turn shift?" I asked Lao Cao, "It should be five o'clock today." "Then no need, I'll take a taxi, thank you, Brother Cao." "Thank you, there's something to call the Union."

"By the way, Brother Cao, do you know about Soul Disorder?" I asked Lao Cao with the mentality of giving it a try.

"You know, it's the soul of the person who temporarily left the body because of some accidents, just make a statement and bring it back." Lao Cao said that it was relaxed and pleasant, it seems that this disease is really not a matter for Lao Cao.

"Okay, do me a favor in a few days, there may be a list of soul departures that I need your help with." I hurriedly hugged Brother Cao's thigh, for fear that the girl would run away.

"Then I'll go today, it's nothing to do anyway. By the way, how much does the other party pay? Brother Cao immediately asked the question he was most concerned about.

"Relatives of the fourth aunt's family, you look at it." I teased Lao Cao and said.

"Hey, I'll go, where can I collect money, just because of our relationship with the fourth aunt, this job must not collect money. If they don't charter my car, I'll be handed over in a moment. "Brother Cao's three sentences are inseparable from making money, it's really difficult for a man without money!

“haha。” Brother Cao's answer amused me hahadaxiao, and I teased Brother Cao every day, it was really refreshing and energetic. "If someone has a car, you will fall into the well - don't fish for this god!"

"Oh, call me when you go, I'll get the statement ready in advance." When Brother Cao heard that there was no money to be made, his enthusiasm immediately decreased, my brother, it's really interesting.

"Okay, I'll call you when you get back!" Hung up the phone, took a look, it was just four o'clock, forget it, I won't wait for anyone, I'll take a taxi back by myself.

Xiao Yu'er probably heard my call, so she approached me and asked, "Is there a way to solve my cousin's problem?" ”

"Yes! However, the other party has something to do today, and he doesn't have anything to do, so I'll go to your uncle's house tomorrow to read it, and then I'll deal with your cousin's affairs. "I gave a brief explanation of my schedule.

Where did Cheng think about Xiao Yu'er pouted and said, "Why don't you go to my cousin's place today, my aunt and they are all dying." ”

Well, that's a small thing. From this sentence, I can clearly know that Xiao Yu'er is closer to her aunt's house, and farther away from her uncle's house in Anshan.

"Well, I still have something to do here today, and it's not bad for this day, what do you say?" I'm really tired, and I haven't slept much these days. And there is just a big beautiful girl like a flower and jade around me, and I don't need it at night, it's not a tyrannical thing.

Concubine Ling dragged the little fish and winked. That should mean don't say it, I can come here on purpose to give them both face, don't force some things. I smiled gratefully at Concubine Ling, this girl is very good, she knows how to read words and looks. After seeing this, Xiao Yu'er had no choice but to dispel the idea of passing today.

It's not a problem for the three of us to have a wooden stake at the gate of the university, so I was going to stop a taxi for the two girls, send them away first, and then go back to the wedding shop to wait for Wang Lili. But at this moment, my magic machine Nokia rang again. "Hello, Jia Shu's wedding, may I ask" "I'm Lili, you didn't look at the caller ID." The other party said dissatisfiedly.

"Ah, I didn't pay attention, what's the matter?" I asked curiously.

"Our mother is going back to put a straw curtain on the fish greenhouse, I will send our mother back, and then go over to pick you up, where are you?" It seems that it is time to put a curtain on the ornamental fish greenhouse, no wonder this Nizi will send the old lady back, and bring the old lady out early next time, so that her future daughter-in-law can accompany her to go shopping more.

"It's not far away, it's at the entrance of the division, you can come and pick me up." I stopped Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling, who were taking a taxi, and continued to say to Wang Lili.

"Why are you still there watching the excitement? Are you done? Wang Lili asked with concern, "It's done, come over quickly, I'm too cold here." I said with a sigh of relief.

"Then don't mess around, I'll go over right away." After Wang Lili told me, she hung up the phone.

I thought that the three of us couldn't wait here, so I casually threw out a little paragraph: "Do you know which country we can go to to find our confidence?" ”

Xiao Yu'er lowered her head and didn't answer me, it seemed that she was still angry that I wouldn't go to her aunt's house right away, but the concubine asked puzzledly, "I don't know?" What does this have to do with which country you go to? ”

I lit a fake cigarette again, took a puff, frowned and said: "A friend of mine who is a teacher at New Oriental said that when his friend was in junior high school in China, his grades were so bad that he was in the penultimate place, far behind the penultimate place by many points. I couldn't get mixed up anymore, so I decided to go abroad and went to Fiji.

After going to Peiji, the child learned from the pain, studied hard, worked hard for more than a month, and ushered in the final exam. As a result, before the teacher's paper was finished, he finished it... The test is addition and subtraction within ten;

This surprised the teacher and decisively sent him to participate in the school's math competition. Addition and subtraction within twenty... This kid won the first place without any suspense.

This surprised the principal and decisively sent him to participate in a statewide math competition. Addition and subtraction within fifty... This kid won the first place without any suspense.

This surprised Governor Gray Chang and decisively sent him to participate in the national mathematics competition. Addition and subtraction within a hundred... This kid won the first place without any suspense.

The child was received by the king and awarded a gold medal.

The king shook his hand excitedly and said, "Are you Chinese like you?" ”

The child often said calmly: "No, only I am like this~!" ”

to be continued