Stan then says to Eric, "Cartman, you can't call aliens, they're here to invade Earth, and they're going to turn Earth into a plaything in their hands!" ”

"Plaything?"

"That's right, it's like...... It's like glass marbles! Right! They will turn the Earth into glass marbles and with a flick of their fingers, eject the Earth into the solar system, or even the Milky Way! Oh my God, pop up the Milky Way, how scary! Cartman, listen, you can't let their plot succeed! Stan looked serious, as if it were true......

Eric said, "So what do I do?" ”

Stan said, "You can't fart, they must have a satellite transmitter in your asshole, and as soon as you fart, they're going to pick up the signal and come and invade Earth...... Turn the earth into glass marbles. ”

"Fart!" Eric went crazy and screamed, "I'm going to fart, I'm going to fart, I'm going to call aliens to destroy the poor people on Earth, there's a kind of stupid thing you eat my fart!" ”

Saying that, he really tried to fart, but unfortunately, now there is no gas gathered in his fat intestines, he has been working hard for a long time, and the chrysanthemums are collected and released, but he just doesn't let out a fart.

Seeing this, Stan relents and says, "Looks like the satellite transmitter is blocking your asshole and you can't fart, so I'm relieved, Cartman, I think we'd better get back to South Park." With that, Stan gets into his dad's Labor-Rice 213 that has fallen off the door, starts the engine, and says to Kyle, who is still vomiting next to him, "Kyle, are you dead, get in the car if you're not dead!" ”

When Kyle heard this, he immediately stopped throwing up, wiped the overnight dish from his mouth, pointed at Stan and said sharply, "I will never, never ride in your car again, give me a thousand Phillip and Terrance toys, and I will not ride in your car!" ”

Stan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then you can walk back, it's still a long way from South Park, and you can't walk back until you're old." ”

"How far?" Kyle asked.

"Anyway, it's farther than your pee!" Stan yells in displeasure.

At this time, Eric got into the car and shouted hoarsely, "I'm going to fart, I'm going to call the aliens to destroy you!" ”

Stan ignores Kyle, slams on the gas, "whews", and drives away, leaving Kyle alone in the wind......

The words are divided into two ends. At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu returned to South Park and came to the office of the female mayor.

He said to the mayor, "Madam Mayor, I have defeated the enemy stationed in the forest on the outskirts, but they are not aliens at all, but the German army led by Eric, please tell me, where are the aliens?" How do I defeat them? ”

Zhang Xiaoyu thought that he could ask some information from the NPC in front of him by asking like this, but what he didn't expect was ......

The mayor said, "Very well, Kenny, you defeated the aliens and saved the planet, and we're going to have a press conference now to tell the world that it's us South Park folks, saving the planet, and I, as the mayor of South Park, am the main force in this battle, actually, I'm very low-key, but, in order to call on the world to stand up and fight the aliens together, I have to stand up and give an uplifting speech, of course, I don't want to be because of this speech, All Americans came and supported me, let me run for mayor, then for mayor, and finally for president, oh my God, what if I became president? So what to do?! I have to face the whole world, and the eyes of the whole world will focus on me, as if I am standing under the spotlight with a red fruit, which makes me very uncomfortable, makes me very annoying, and makes me unable to work with peace of mind, because my chest has sagging, how can I stand on the stage with red fruit...... Kenny, it's really annoying, what do you think I'm going to do......"

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he was speechless to the female mayor, and said in his heart: "Hey, hey, I said that I wasn't an alien, why do I have to hold a press conference......"

However, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't say it directly, after all, the female mayor is going to hold a press conference, which should be the arrangement of the plot direction of this script, and now Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't know where the aliens are, follow the plot, perhaps, you can find some clues.

An hour later, South Park's Government Square.

At this time, there are a lot of people gathered here, most of them are media reporters, South Park, out-of-town, and even foreign.

I don't know how they managed to get to this remote town in an hour.

At the press conference, the female mayor sat in the middle, facing countless microphones, including CC**, SBTV, BBCV, JBTV, etc., etc., major TV stations, Zhang Xiaoyu looked at it, and he didn't realize it.

However, the abbreviations of these TV stations seem to be a bit ...... Hmm, a little silly......

The female mayor began to speak: "In this operation, we formed a team of poor people's flying tigers, successfully eliminated the aliens, and stopped the alien conspiracy......"

Zhang Xiaoyu was also at the press conference, sitting next to the female mayor, he heard the female mayor boasting about her achievements seriously, but the tone was like stating an out-and-out fact, he couldn't help but admire deeply, and thought to himself, this female mayor is indeed an official......

After the mayor's speech, it was time for the media to ask questions.

The male reporter of CC** asked: "May I ask Ms. Mayor Mayor, do aliens mate and breed?" When mating, will there be a threshold for mental excitement like humans and dolphins, and in addition, are they oviparous or egg-born? ”

The female mayor said: "This gentleman's question is very good, I think, many people actually already know the answer, as for whether it is oviparous or egg-born, it is not your ...... anyway"

There was a round of applause, and everyone was deeply impressed by the humor and wit of the mayor.

A female reporter from JBTV asked, "May I ask Ms. Mayor Mayor, are aliens handsome?" Like Will. Smith? Like Leonardo. DiCaponio? Or like David. David Beckham? Also, are the guns under them big? Thank you, that's the end of my question. ”

The mayoress replied: "I don't know if the aliens look like Beckham, I just know that you and I are both women, and the women are like a hamburger underneath, and a sausage is missing......"

There was another round of warm applause at the scene, and everyone was deeply impressed by the humor and wit of the female mayor.

The female reporter of the BBCV asked: "May I ask the mayor of the town, you have eliminated the aliens, stopped the aliens' tricks to invade the earth, and made a great contribution to the peace of mankind, may I ask, do you intend to take down next year's Nofil**?" ”

The mayoress replied: "Actually, I disdain to take this kind of award, that kind of award, to be a man, you have to be down-to-earth to do the facts, and to win the award or something, it's all false, but if Nofil's idle and sore judges can judge me, I don't mind taking the award, and besides, if at the award site, after dinner, there can be a fat sausage for me to eat, it will be better." ”

There was a round of applause again, and everyone was deeply impressed by the humor and wit of the female mayor.

The male reporter of SBTV asked, "May I ask the mayor lady, since it is the alien you eliminated, what about the alien corpse?" If there are no alien corpses, then how do we believe that aliens have appeared in South Park, and how can we believe that it was you South Park people who wiped out the aliens? ”

The mayor said, "Uh......"

There was silence at the scene, and everyone present glanced at the SBTV reporter.

The on-site security captain yelled at this time: "Come on, hurry up and drag this SB reporter out!" Explode his chrysanthemum-flower! ”

As a result, in less than a minute, the SBTV reporter was dragged out and exploded chrysanthemum-flower.

There was a round of applause again, and everyone was deeply impressed by the humor and wit of the security captain......