Zhang Shifei really wanted to refresh himself at this time and slap himself a few times, this is a dream, this must be a dream! Otherwise, it wouldn't be like this! Yes, I'm right! Zhang Shifei's mind thought like this.

Li Lanying wiped his eyes vigorously at this time, he looked at the green, unknown big bird in front of him, and pondered in his head, this is a chicken? This must be a chicken! Otherwise, it wouldn't be so fat, right?

Obviously, the two people's ideas are very different, Li Lanying has not realized the changes in his body, only to see him unexpectedly grab the big green bird in front of him, and then shouted excitedly: "Lao Zhang, come quickly!" Look what I'm grabbing?! ”

Zhang Shifei was about to be pinched by Li Lanying at this moment and rolled his eyes, naturally he couldn't answer Li Fatzi's seemingly reasonable but extremely absurd question, in fact, he was about to collapse in his heart, because he was being pinched by a blind bear at this time, and this blind bear made the voice of Li Fatzi.

Could it be that Li Lanying has become something else like herself? This is too ridiculous, Zhang Shifei thought about it, but now is not the time to think about these things, he is about to be broken up, and they all say that the power of the bear is the power of the bear, and Zhang Shifei has not been able to understand it when he looked at Sheriff Bresetta before, but now he really understands it, it is too fierce.

So he had to instinctively open his mouth and scolded intermittently: "Let go... Let go! It's me! Don't pinch!! ”

Li Fatzi, who had turned into a black bear, heard that the 'fat chicken' in his hand actually spoke, and this fright made him shudder again, and Zhang Shifei in the bear's paw let out a pitiful scream.

This fright is not small, especially Li Lanying's fat man's head is not good, I saw him 'ah', and then let go of his hand, Zhang Shifei lay on the ground, only to see Li Lanying's bear face full of horror and shouted: "Old Zhang! Come on, you see this chicken can talk to people!! ”

Zhang Shifei was pinched and lay on the ground weakly, and when he heard Li Lanying say this, he almost turned his back on him, he thought to himself, what's wrong with this fat man, is he confused by electricity? So he cursed weakly: "Your uncle, this is me!" ”

Li Fatzi was stunned, his bear eyes were shining green in the dark night, and the eyes of those prisoners who had been trapped in prison for seven or eight years when they saw the first woman after their release from prison were just like that.

Under the moonlight, Zhang Shifei looked at him weakly, and he didn't say a word, but a long snot flowed from the old bear's face unconsciously.

After a while, Li Lanying said tremblingly to Zhang Shifei, who was falling apart, with the face of an old bear like a gourd: "Old Zhang? ”

Zhang Shifei nodded weakly.

"Smack!!

A crisp and powerful slap sounded, accompanied by the obscene howl of Li Fatzi: "It hurts me to death!" Isn't this a dream?? How is this possible!! ”

Obviously, judging by a normal person's thinking, everything in front of him is impossible, and although Li Fatzi is obscene, he can barely be regarded as a normal person, but what is the cup is that all this is so real.

Zhang Shifei saw that Li Fatzi's half-pulled bear face was obviously swollen, so he sighed, and smiled bitterly, wasn't he like this just now, fuck, what did we do, Zhang Shifei thought.

Li Fat Man is still in the process of collapse, Zhang Shifei is relatively calm before, although he still can't believe that this is true, but everything in front of him has to make him believe that he and the fat man have become beasts, although he is afraid in his heart, but he also understands that it is not a way to be afraid like this, and it is not his surname to sit back and wait for death, so he endured trembling and fear, and said to Li Fatzi who was still rubbing his head: "Don't have convulsions, this doesn't seem to be a dream, quickly help me up, Hold it up! ”

When Li Fatzi heard Zhang Shifei say this, he came back to his senses and hurriedly helped him up, and the two of them, or the two beasts, sat opposite each other like this, and each other had a stomach full of words to say, but they didn't know how to say it.

Li Fatzi shouted at Zhang Shifei in a panic: "Old Zhang!! What the hell is going on? How did you end up like this?? And where is this? ”

"Quiet! Calm down and let me think first. Zhang Shifei flapped his wings and suddenly threw off a few feathers, in fact, he also wanted to ask this question, but because this question was too complicated, he didn't know where to start, Zhang Shifei racked his brains and thought about it, and summarized all the questions.

1: Aren't we being messed with wires, how did we get to this place?

2: What the hell is this place and what is going on with us?

3: Why did we both become brutes?

Zhang Shifei's head could only think of these three questions, but fortunately, they were all quite on point, so he began to think about the reason for all this again.

Question one, how are we okay after being electrified?

A: I don't know.

Question two, where is this?

A: I don't know.

Question three, why did we both become brutes?

Where the do I know where to go?!! Zhang Shifei finally howled, and he collapsed again, because of his tragic discovery, there was no answer to this matter even if he wanted to break the sky, and now he really had a dead heart, looking at his disgusting feathers and Li Lanying, who had turned into a black bear, speechless and choked.

So, the two of them stared at each other like this, and they couldn't say a word.

The night continued, the moon in the sky was surprisingly bright, even the crater above could be seen clearly, the night breeze quieted down, the unknown fragrance of flowers around was penetrating, time was like a broken faucet, ticking, silent and quiet, I don't know how long it took, the sky was black at the bottom of the pot turned into blue silk gray, and this sad night passed like this.

When the fish belly was exposed in the east, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying finally believed that all this was true, and they did seem to be almost the conductive corona of the wire that was cut off because they were standing on the pole to pee, and then they inexplicably turned into two beasts and appeared on the grassland of the Malegobi, but why there was a big bird on the pole, and whether the wire was broken by the big bird, Zhang Shifei has not figured it out, but then again, There is nothing he can figure out about this matter, there is only one thing he can figure out now, that is, he is hungry, probably because of excessive fright, he looked at Li Lanying, and the black bear's belly was already noisy.

Although the fear and panic in Zhang Shifei's heart were no less than Li Lanying's, he knew that no matter what, it was two people now, which was much stronger than when he was alone, after all, no matter what happened in the future, they could take care of each other, so he proposed to walk around and find something to eat first.

Obviously, Li Lanying also has this idea in his heart, and it is estimated that there is no second way to survive here except starvation, so he stood up with a stomach full of fear and questions, dragging his heavy body and following Zhang Shifei who was bouncing in front of him to this unknown land, and they don't know in their hearts now that this step they have taken means in the end, perhaps, from the moment they pee under the telephone pole on the night street of Harbin, the script of their fate has already begun to work, yes, Just like us in front of the book at this moment, we are always complaining about the jokes that fate has played on us, and when the two of them step into this strange land, the jokes of fate have just begun.

Zhang Shifei only now paid attention to how strange the environment they were standing in, it was early in the morning, the air was surprisingly fresh, although he was not in the mood to care about these trivial matters, but he had to admit that this grassland was indeed a beautiful mess.

Grass, it should be called that, Zhang Shifei thought, but the grass here is not as green as it usually sees, on the contrary, there is some light purple, similar to lavender-like eyes, but there are no flowers, but it still exudes a smell similar to the fragrance of flowers, smelling in the nose, giving people a sense of tranquility and peace, maybe it is this fragrance that makes Zhang Shifei, a little scoundrel, regain his composure so quickly, but it is impossible to detect it with his elm head.

The grassland is not endless, Zhang and Li have vaguely seen a touch of emerald green in a long distance away from them, and there is no sense of disobedience with the lilac at their feet, it is obviously a large forest, and then it is a little difficult to look back, it seems that there is a mist shrouded in general, however, with a vague outline to observe, that ** is not far from ten is a green mountain.

The strangest thing is that there is no sun in the sky here! It's really strange, the east just now has been white, and the surroundings are getting brighter and brighter, but the sky is just a clear blue, only the most important thing is gone, Zhang Shifei looked up, then lowered his head and spat at the mouth, and scolded secretly, yes, can it be a little more exaggerated.

Obviously, after experiencing the absurd and bizarre things that no one will believe if they listen to it, such absurd and bizarre things as pee-pee-electric shock, teleportation, Li Fatzi turning into a black bear skin, and not knowing what it has become, Zhang Shifei is actually calm, and now even if he sees his senior brother Bao Tang Seng passing by, it is estimated that he will not be shocked.

People, the surname has been stimulated too much at one time, but it is easy to be calm, although Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's hearts at this time are invariably full of scolding words.

Zhang Shifei was in his heart: His uncle, where is this?

Li Lanying in her heart: This is a dream, this is not true, right? Right?

In this way, walking aimlessly on the purple grassland, the two of them tragically found that in addition to the two of them, there was not even a single grasshopper on this grassland, and the stomach was getting louder and louder, thinking about it, I drank wine last night, and those with urine and cold sweat have already been discharged from the body, Zhang Shifei is fine, but he has been shouting that this is a dream Li Lanying can't stand it, his body is always honest, I saw that he didn't go, he sat on the ground with a butt, the fat ass overwhelmed a piece of grass, he opened his mouth and said to Zhang Shifei:" Lao Zhang, don't jump, I'm starving, where can I eat? ”

Zhang Shifei gave him a blank look, then turned his head and said, "Where the hell do I know where to go?" Look at your unproductive appearance, get up quickly, or I will leave you and I will go by myself. ”

Which Cheng thought that Li Fatzi didn't eat this set at all, and when he heard Zhang Shifei say this, he even sprinkled it, only to see him lying on the ground with two big bear paws kept upside down, and his mouth didn't stop: "I can't walk, I'm starving!" ”

Zhang Shifei's head is full of black lines, it's no wonder, think about Li Lianying's previous body shape, you know that he has been pampered since he was a child, his parents are all big money, where has he suffered this crime, these Zhang Shifei understands it in his heart, but why is he not like this, from childhood to adulthood, he and Li Lanying are both masters of fifty steps and a hundred steps, but he understands in his heart that in this environment, no one pities you, you can only be self-reliant.

So he scolded and said to Li Fatzi: "It's not a shame, look at your dead appearance, what kind of cuteness does his uncle sell, hurry up and roll up for Lao Tzu." ”

In fact, Zhang Shifei is also quite embarrassing, if you say that Li Lanying is a Lori, at least Lori may be very cute in this sloppy state, but you said that a dirty bear blind man is rolling in front of you with snot and tears, no matter how you look at it, it looks like poisoned, where is there anything cute to speak of.

Li Lanying doesn't eat him at all, you must know that although our fat Li is usually obscene and lustful enough, but also shameless enough, his potential surname is just like his name, more or less feminine, and now he has been stimulated one after another, which seems to have awakened this unknown side, and the difficulty is even more serious. Die of thirst! Damn, I don't want to live anyway! ”

Zhang Shifei was speechless, and when he was about to open his mouth to scold, he suddenly heard something, so he hurriedly said to Li Lanying: "Don't howl! You listen! ”

After hearing Zhang Shifei's words, Li Fatzi stopped, and he asked Zhang Shifei with a snot: "What are you listening to?" ”

Zhang Shifei did hear a voice, uproar, of course, this is not the fairy daughter peeing, but listening to Zhang Shifei's ears is still like a heavenly sound, because he knows that this is the sound of water, it should be a small river, although this is a little illogical, because there was no sound at all just now, and now suddenly there is the sound of the river, like the river that appeared out of thin air.

However, how many things in this grassland conform to common sense?

Zhang Shifei no longer has the time to think about this painful problem, you must know that his throat is already thirsty and smoking, so he hurriedly said to Li Lanying: "Listen, the sound of water!" ”

As soon as Li Lanying heard Zhang Shifei say this, she stopped crying, and listened carefully with her ears, and sure enough, the sound of rushing water came from the east.

I saw that Li Lanying's little eyes suddenly flashed with the same light, and the poisoned expression just now was completely gone, he sat up with a carp, and then ran in the direction where the sound of water came from while shouting that he couldn't die, he couldn't die.

His speed was so fast, Zhang Shifei looked at the bear in front of him who seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood and was speechless for a while, so he followed, scolding Li Lanying as he ran: "Your uncle's dead fat man, don't you say that you have no strength at all?" ”

Li Lanying's bear paw stepped on the grass and made a sound, only to see him panting and scolding at Zhang Shifei as he ran: "Fuck off, haven't you heard that once people face life and death, a magical small universe will erupt?" ”

He is actually cheap, Zhang Shifei is speechless.

After running for about five minutes, there was a quiet river in the distance in front of me, which looked like a shining white silk scarf from a distance, reflecting on this lilac grassland, giving people a very quiet picture, but Zhang Shifei obviously remembered that the two of them had obviously been around here just now, and there was nothing here at all, did this river appear out of thin air?

The two of them, who were already thirsty and crazy, couldn't take care of it so much, Li Lanying took the lead in running to the river with long legs, looking at his 360-degree turn and eager to try, obviously wanted to plunge into the water with a fierce son, but he didn't do that, but stood by the river and was stunned.

Zhang Shifei saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly ran up, he came to Li Lanying's side, only to see that he was looking at the water shivering, the grass and dampness by the river, the bulky Li Lanying did not notice it even if his feet were deep in the grass, Zhang Shifei followed his gaze to the river, and saw that the mirror-like river reflected the reflection of the two, a dirty grizzly bear, and a peacock that was also dirty.

Zhang Shifei's heart is not particularly afraid, compared to before, he has calmed down a lot, when he sees his shadow, he is even a little relieved, because just now Li Lanying kept saying that he has become a chicken or something, now that I look at it, at least the peacock is stronger than the chicken, but there is only one point Zhang Shifei can't understand, that is his own reflection, how to look like the one on the telephone pole last night, f**k.

But Li Lanying was not as calm as him, only to see his bear mouth open slightly, and began to read again: "Bear... Bear·· Bear·· Bear!!! ”

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, it seems that this fat man Li has a big heart, and he has never found anything strange about his body, and the successive blows have made him collapse, so that there is no other action except for broken thoughts.

Zhang Shifei kept looking at Fat Li, he knew that this was not a fact that ordinary people could accept, after a while, he looked at Fat Li and suddenly stopped talking, but his mouth was slightly open, his mouth was full of sharp teeth, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth.

This made Zhang Shifei speechless and couldn't help but start worrying about the fat man's brain, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but tremble, the fat man wouldn't be scared and amused, right?

(The second watch is over, and the votes are being requested...... ）;