Chapter 2 After being knocked down by a wire
When Zhang Shifei woke up, the stars in the night sky seemed to be spinning above his head, and he could even see the Milky Way like a chain, but the unlucky moon was covered by a cloud that seemed to be a night with a treasure to protect Shubao, making the surroundings dark, the soft night wind blew, and there was an unknown fragrance of flowers, and the soft grass under his body also had a unique smell, and the thin leaves of the grass blades were pierced on Zhang Shifei's side face, itchy, and the feeling of returning to nature may be like this.
But at that time, our Zhang Ye didn't realize that there would never be such a place in Harbin, and he didn't have any leisure and elegance to smell the fragrance of flowers and plants, and his head was full of words scolding the street at the moment.
His mind was in turmoil.
"Where am I? What's wrong with me? He shook his head, not noticing that his body had become lighter, but that he was falling apart, and he desperately remembered what had happened.
After thinking about it, he finally admitted that he was urinating and defecating with the fat man and then was knocked down by urine conduction, thinking of this, he couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of character is this, you can have an accident if you pee.
After regaining consciousness, he suddenly remembered one thing, that is, Li Lanying, it seems that he is nothing big now, but if Li Lanying is electrocuted, then how should he explain to the parents of both parties and his conscience, thinking of this, he was scared, so he didn't care about the pain all over his body, so he struggled to get up.
But when he got up, it was the beginning of the tragedy.
Zhang Shifei stood up, but he found that something was wrong, he didn't know what was wrong, he only felt that he was twisted, he had obviously stood up, but the scenery around him became very high, and it felt as if this body was not his own at all.
Maybe it's ironic, but it's true, it's night, but the streets of Harbin don't get so dark at all, strictly speaking, there is no light here at all, it's like being in the wild, but that's not what surprised him the most, the real tragedy was when he looked down.
A pair of bird-like claws appeared in his eyes.
God, that's clearly his own feet! How can you be so virtuous!!
Zhang Shifei shouted, and then subconsciously looked at his hands, he gasped in his heart, and he saw a pair of things covered with feathers and dirty.
But this time he didn't shout, but took another look, and sure enough, it was dirty, and when he looked at it again, it was still dirty.
This thing looks like wings.
mb this is not true this is not true this is not true zhang shifei trembled, with his brain with 500M MEMORY EVEN IF HE WANTED TO BREAK THE SKY, HE WOULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS WAS FOR.
After a stalemate of about three minutes, he finally shouted, as if someone had stabbed him with a knife: "What's going on!! ”
His sharp shout actually shouted out an echo, only to see the sound of 'what situation and what situation' in the empty grassland under the night sky, of course, our Zhang Ye did not have the Arab time to think about why the grassland also echoed, and now his brain was completely in a state of shutdown.
In fact, this can't be said that Zhang is too cowardly, because everyone is an ordinary person with two heads and arms, and whoever puts the hairy feet on his arms will collapse, after all, those awesome crossing men can only survive in those yy novels that hurt eggs, aren't they?
And at this moment, an extremely obscene voice suddenly came from not far away, and said in a complaining and weak tone: "Lao Zhang! You... Death, what are you arguing about! ”
This is Li Lanying's voice!!
You must know that when you are alone and don't know where you are, or even what happened to you, you suddenly heard the voice of your good buddy, although this voice is very obscene, but at this time, listening to Zhang Shifei's ears is undoubtedly as pleasant as Changhong Xiaozhiling.
Perhaps, it's not appropriate to say this, Zhang Shifei, who has never been soft since he was a child, finally understood what Lin Chiling was to him at this moment, so he hurriedly used his strength to shout: "Li Lianying!" , something happened!! ”
Judging from the voice, Li Lanying is not far away from him at this time, only more than 20 steps away, it seems that Li Fatzi is also very troubled at this time, and his complaint came: "His uncle, it hurts me to death, why does my back hurt so much, hey where is this, Lao Zhang, where are you, what's wrong?" ”
Zhang Shifei didn't care about the strange changes in his body at this time, and hurriedly ran in the direction of Li Fatzi, he shouted as he ran: "Something is wrong!"
Zhang Shifei has indeed become shorter, and he himself has realized that his two feet that seem to have become chicken paws are completely powerless to run, and they are still bouncing, and at this moment, his whole body is like a scattered shelf, and he can't run fast at all, so he has to walk forward with another step and shake three times, and see a black shadow slowly sitting up in the grass over there, and he can't see his figure clearly in the night, he can only see a fat and tall shadow.
Is Fat Li so tall? Of course Zhang Shifei wouldn't think so, at this moment he seemed to be frightened, all the logic left him, I don't know where he flew, only to hear the fat man Li who sat up and complained: "What's the big deal, what's the matter, power outage?" Alas? What kind of clothes am I wearing, alas? Why is there so much grass around? ”
Zhang Shifei finally ran in front of Li Fatzi, he was a little overwhelmed by the two steps, only to see him stand still, he said breathlessly: "What big thing are you talking about, you see that I have become a ・・・・・・・・・・・"
At this point, he suddenly stopped, as if he had bitten a sweet potato in his throat, and forcibly stuck a stomach problem in his stomach, and his legs began to turn tendons, of course, if he had legs, it seemed that he had seen something terrifying.
Li Fatzi was rubbing his 'fluffy' head with his big hands at this time, and when he saw that Zhang Shifei was silent all of a sudden, he raised his head and complained: "What has become ・・・・・・・?"
When he raised his head, he was also stunned, and for a moment the night of the grassland became quiet again, but this silence only lasted for about five seconds.
"What's !!!?" This brief silence was once again broken by the terrible shouts of the two people, and at this time, the cloud above the night sky quietly drifted away, a round of golden and strange full moon showed its head, the milky white moonlight covered the entire grassland, and all the scenes suddenly opened up, the green and tall blades of grass swayed with the wind, making a rattling sound, and on the grassland, a huge black bear and a fat peacock looked at each other.
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