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The woods on the outskirts of South Park.

A fat man wearing a military hat with a swastika on his head, a blue military uniform, and various medals on his left chest was sitting in a military vehicle with bulletproof protection, visiting his army.

The fat man had a serious face, and he stroked his beard under his nose, and he was so satisfied that he couldn't help nodding his head frequently, and he didn't forget to take a bite of the chocolate ice cream in his hand......

This "Hitler" who was eating ice cream at the parade was none other than Eric.

A soldier wearing a steel helmet ran over, saluted, and said, "Report to the chief, a team of men and horses have been found ahead, under the banner of 'Poor People's Flying Tigers'!" ”

"Poor Flying Tigers?" Eric was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "It's just in time, we came to the United States this time to eliminate the poor!" Obey the order, march at full speed, and defeat the enemy with the blitzkrieg, which our German Nazi army is best at! ”

"Yes!"

Eric smirked and said, "Victory is at hand!" As he spoke, he licked the ice cream in his hand hard.

……

"Wow, what a spectacular army, and a yarn."

On a hillside deep in the woods, Zhang Xiaoyu was using a telescope to observe the "alien" troops stationed on the valley plains, and he saw those troops, pistols, rifles, submachine guns, rocket launchers, trucks, tanks...... Fully equipped, what do you want, I can't help but sigh with such a sigh.

Look at your own side again, in addition to yourself, there is only the cute and stupid sheriff behind you, and ...... A truckload of dead bodies......

This cute and stupid sheriff actually pulled the bodies of the poor people in the funeral home in a truck, and also pulled a banner on the body of the train, saying "A Truckload of Poor Flying Tigers......

In front of Mao's "Poor Man's Flying Tigers", there is also a measure word of "a truckload", which can't help but remind Zhang Xiaoyu of "a truckload of"......

"By the way, are the aliens really down there? How do I see it more like the German army during World War II? Zhang Xiaoyu noticed the "swastika" sub-symbol painted on the tank.

The sheriff said, "Kenny, please don't doubt our intelligence system, the information we got is absolutely true, and the ones below are aliens, but they are dressed as human beings so that we can take it lightly." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, and thought to himself, it is not impossible for aliens to invade the earth by dressing up as earthlings, in other words, this cute and stupid sheriff, from his appearance to the present, has said so many lines, and there is finally one sentence that is acceptable to human thinking.

But why do aliens dress up as German troops? Dressed up as a normal person, isn't it more able to hide people's eyes and ears?

Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't figure it out.

The ghost only knows, this South Park's various cheating settings, even if Zhang Xiaoyu's average intelligence value has reached 9.75 now, which is far higher than ordinary people, it is impossible to figure it out.

The sheriff then said, "Kenny, I think our poor Flying Tigers can definitely defeat the alien army, you see their army leader, fat as a pig, do you think people will not be able to beat pigs?" If you can't beat a pig, it only means that you are pig. ”

Forehead...... is so strong in logical and dialectical thinking, Zhang Xiaoyu, a person whose logical thinking ability has reached 10 points, is speechless.

Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the head of the enemy army at this time, and couldn't help but be stunned, why was it a little familiar, and after a second look, he couldn't help but exclaim: "It turned out to be the dead fat pig Eric!" ”

"Hatch!"

Eric sneezed, and the beard on his nose flew onto the ice cream.

"Which bastard scolded me?!" Eric grabbed his beard and slammed it under his nose, resulting in a smeared smear of dark brown ice cream.

"Where are the Poor Man's Flying Tigers?!" Eric shouted in a shrill voice.

A soldier came up and said, "Report to the chief, it's on the hillside ahead!" ”

"Give me a few shots and blow them up! Put poison gas bombs, poison them if you can't kill them, ahahaha! ”

"Yes!"

Look at Zhang Xiaoyu's side again.

The sheriff asked, "Kenny, I think it's time for us to attack." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu took a few clicks and said, "How can you attack a yarn with just two people?" ”

The sheriff looked serious and said, "Don't forget, we still have the Flying Tigers of the Poor. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu glanced weakly at the large truck of dead bodies behind him, and said, "Then you are stupid." ”

When the sheriff heard this, he said, "Okay, I'll go up now, and you cover me behind." With that, he actually got into the driver's seat of the truck, started the truck, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he rushed towards the armored army below the hillside.

Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't stop him if he wanted to.

At this moment, a shell flew over and landed right on the compartment of the large truck.

"Boom!!"

With a loud bang, a truckload of "Poor People's Flying Tigers" was blown up all over the field, billowing green smoke.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this situation, he was stunned.

However, he soon came to his senses.

In the current situation, one person against a single army, rushing forward is tantamount to looking for death...... Hurry up and run, don't pretend to be a hero!

Zhang Xiaoyu turned around decisively and slipped away.

However, before he could go far, things took a turn for the better.

I only heard the sound of machine guns suddenly coming from behind, and there were continuous screams.

Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, his truck of poor Flying Tigers was all dead, and he wouldn't scream when he was shot, but when he turned around, he found that it was none other than the enemy troops!

I saw his truckload of poor Flying Tigers, dragging stumps and broken arms, staggering up from the ground, advancing forward, biting the enemy when they saw it, and the enemy's machine guns strafed them, but it didn't work, and in the blink of an eye, the enemy army was defeated like a mountain, and they died, and they fled......

Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help blurting out: ", what kind of god is this?" ”

However, then he understood that the cannonball that had just hit the big truck, with green smoke, was obviously a poison gas bomb, and the poor Flying Tigers in his truck had all turned into zombies because of the invasion of poison gas.

At this time, the sheriff climbed out of the driver's seat of the big truck and shouted to Zhang Xiaoyu: "Kenny, look, I said that our poor Flying Tigers will definitely be able to defeat the aliens, now you believe it." ”

As a result, as soon as he finished saying this, a zombie ran over and took a bite to his neck...... The sheriff just hung up.

Soon, Eric's army was wiped out by the zombies, leaving Eric alone, he stayed in the truck with bulletproof glass, the zombies couldn't get in, and they couldn't attack him.

Eric shouted, "You poor people from the sewers, don't try to beat me!" I'm going to send aliens to destroy you! ”

Zhang Xiaoyu saw this winning situation, and he hadn't completely come back to his senses, thinking to himself, wouldn't he win like this? He didn't have any strength, and if he completed the main quest in this way, it would be so easy.

At this time, he took a look at the personal attribute page, and sure enough, the main quest of [Preventing Aliens from Invading the Earth] was not ticked.

It seems that this main quest has not been completed, and the troops led by Eric are not aliens at all.

So, where are the aliens?

Zhang Xiaoyu decides to go back to South Park first, and as for Eric, let him spend the night with those zombies.

……