Chapter 47: Tricks to Die (12)
At this time, South Park is still in chaos. Stan and his family try to escape the town in a small car, but the streets are clogged up and they are stuck in the middle.
Stan sits in the car, silent.
At this time, it occurred to him that the news said that the aliens were in the forest on the outskirts of South Park, and Eric had called him just now and said that they were in the suburban forest, and then he suddenly realized that he couldn't help but exclaim, "Oops! β
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Shelley punches him out, and with a "bump", Stan's face is pressed against the window.
Stan's dad said at this time: "It's been a two-hour traffic jam, and the city's traffic planning is terrible." β
Stan's said, "Everyone's not having lunch, they're all hungry, so let's get out of the car and go to the restaurant across the street for a meal before we leave." β
"Good idea." Stan glanced at Stan, loosened his hand, and said, "I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to hit this piece of shit." β
Stan glanced at his sister and said, "I'm not hungry, you guys go ahead, just bring me a burger." β
Stan's dad said, "Okay, kid, you watch the car here, don't let anyone steal it." β
Then the three of them got out of the car and went to have lunch.
Stan waits for them to all to leave, then gets out of the car and goes to call Kyle.
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Stan, what's the matter?" Kyle said.
"Listen, it's urgent right now, Eric is in the forest on the outskirts of South Park, the government thinks he's an alien and has sent a poor Flying Tigers to deal with him, he's dangerous now, we have to help him!" Stan finished his sentence in one breath.
Kyle listened, but shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why are we helping that selfish fat pig?" β
"Because we're his friends!" Stan's tone was firm, "It's a friend, you have to help!" β
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Half an hour later, Stan's parents and his sister Shelley walked out of the dining room and were overjoyed to see that the road was clear.
Stan's father looked happy and said: "It seems that this time we can go, we have the latest Rourdoyce 213 car, which can reach a speed of 1000 kilometers per hour, even if the alien flying saucer, it can't catch up with us, ahaha!" β
Stan looked ahead and said, "But, what about our car......"
Stan's dad then fixed his eyes on the place where he had parked, and it was empty, "yes, where is our car......"
Shelley bit the steel braces in her mouth and said fiercely, "It must have been that piece of shit that drove away!" β
Stan's dad said, "No way, Stan is only 10 years old, sitting in the driver's seat, his feet can't reach the brakes, how can he drive away?" β
"Is that enough to get the throttle?" Shelley asked.
"Well, in order to prevent the tragedy of stepping on the brake and stepping on the accelerator, the latest Labor-Rich Rice 213 car has set the accelerator pedal at the bottom left of the steering wheel and changed it to a manual ......."
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On a forest road on the outskirts of South Park.
"Stan, if you drive your dad's car like this, will he scold you?" Kyle sat in the passenger seat and asked.
Stan said, "No. β
Kyle looked envious and said, "Your dad is so nice to you." β
"But he'll tell my sister to beat me up like shit."
"Forehead ......"
Stan said, "It's important to save people now, fasten your seatbelts, I'm going to speed up!" β
Kyle quickly fastened his seatbelt, and as soon as Stan pressed a button in the bottom left corner of the steering wheel, their seats immediately jerked back, and the Royce 213 rocket launcher sped forward.
"Stan, don't drive so fast, it's not safe!" Kyle yelled.
Stan said, "Don't worry, I'm a good driver and I've never been in a car accident." β
"Did you get your driver's license?"
"No, I used to drive a four-wheel drive car, you've seen it, I also lent it to you to play, to tell you the truth, the battery is fully charged, I can let my four-wheel drive car run a hundred laps without derailing, see if you're afraid!"
Kyle was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, "Stan, you bastard, stop, I'm going to get out of the car!" β
Stan said calmly, "Don't be afraid, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?" β
Kyle yells, "You bastard, slow down!" Stop the car! Or I'll kill you!" β
Stan sighed and said, "Well, I wouldn't have taken you coward with me." β
But at this time, his feet stretched down and probed, but he couldn't help but be stunned, and when he looked down again, he found that his feet were too short to reach the brakes......
Stretching his foot harder, he still couldn't reach it, and at this time he was wearing a seat belt, and he wanted to jump down but couldn't......
"Uh, hehe...... I finally know why the law prohibits minors from driving......"
"Stan, you bastard, stop now!" Kyle yells.
Stan downplayed it, "You can't put the brakes on your feet short." β
"Bastard, what kind of car are you driving with short legs!" Kyle screamed.
Stan retorted, "I didn't know you had to brake with your feet!" As he spoke, he hurriedly jumped to his feet to reach the brakes.
Kyle shouted again, "Bastard, what are you doing driving a car, look ahead!" β
Stan looked up and saw a crowd of people surrounding a car in front of him, blocking the entire road, Stan was taken aback, honked his horn, and hurriedly jumped to the gas pedal......
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Boom!!"
Squeak...... Boom......
The door of the Labor-Rich Royce 213 fell off the car and became a piece of scrap metal.
Stan jumped out of the car, patted the dust off his body, and said, "So the car accident is like this, it's so exciting, wait until the next time Dad buys a new car, go to the car accident again." β
Kyle jumped out of the car, but his eyes were spinning, his head was starry, his whole body was swaying as if he was drunk, and he cursed, "Stan, I stimulated your whole family to ......" and vomited with an "oh".
Stan looks around and sees dead bodies all around, and in front of him is a large truck that has been knocked into a dent in the nose, and Eric is sitting in the truck, his fat body stuck in the seat and unable to get out.
When Eric sees Stan, he frantically yells, "Stan, get me out, I'm going to ask the aliens to destroy the poor here!" β
Stan is overjoyed to see Eric and rushes to pull him out of the car and asks, "Cartman, where's your army?" β
Eric said: "I have been wiped out by the hateful Poor Flying Tigers, but don't worry, as long as I invite aliens to come, I will definitely be able to defeat the Poor Flying Tigers, not only the Poor Flying Tigers, but even the poor people of the whole earth!" β
Stan looked incredulous and said, "But, how are you going to ask the aliens for help?" β
"When I was in Germany, I met with aliens, and they said that as soon as I farted, they would get the news and immediately rush in for reinforcements," Eric said. β
"Fart?"
"You're a fart!" Eric screamed frantically, "I'm telling the truth!" β
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