"It is now announced that due to the alien invasion of Earth, South Park will repeal the policy of 'using twin-barrel shotguns to destroy the poor' and enlist the poor into the army to form a poor man's Flying Tigers to resist the alien invasion of Earth. Poor people who are conscripted into the army will have a bonus of $3,000......"

Stan and Kyle are walking down the street when they see a TV hanging in a shop playing news of the abolition of the two-barrel shotgun to eliminate the poor.

Stan said, "Kyle, now that the policy of eliminating the poor with the double-barreled shotgun is gone, and we can't get the $500 bounty for killing Kenny, we might as well not kill him." ”

Kyle raised his double-barreled shotgun and said, "No, Kenny must die!" ”

Stan says, "Kenny is our friend, why should he die?" ”

"Because ......," Kyle couldn't say why, "I just want him dead!" ”

Stan says again, "Hey, don't be so stingy, Kenny is our friend, and he's already very poor, his family is very poor, and he only eats mashed potatoes every week, and if you kill him, you don't have a friend who eats mashed potatoes every week, so you can't say to people, hey, I have a friend who is a poor guy and only eats mashed potatoes every week, and you think about it, how boring it would be by then......"

Kyle thought for a moment and said, "That's right, that's not going to kill him." He then tossed the double-barreled shotgun in his hand and said, "Go home and watch TV, there's Phillip and Terrance tonight." With that, he turned around and left.

Stan said, "Then I'm going home too." ”

As soon as Stan enters the house, the phone rings.

From the second floor, Shelley's lion roared: "Shit, answer the phone!" ”

Stan looks aggrieved, but doesn't dare say anything more, and goes to answer the phone, he doesn't want to try to smash his face against the wall again.

"Hey, who's that?"

Eric's shrill voice came over the phone: "Stan, good news for you, my army has arrived in the woods outside South Park, and if I give the order, I can help you wipe out all the poor people in South Park!" ”

Hearing this, Stan blinked, dumbfounded, and said, "What does this shit have to do with me?" He hung up the phone, turned on the TV, and watched Phillip and Terrance's fart show.

But he hadn't been watching it for long, when the TV suddenly switched to the urgent news, and Stan scolded "Shit", very upset.

"It's urgent news that the alien army is advancing rapidly and has reached the woods on the outskirts of South Park. South Park is actively responding by forming a strong Poor People's Flying Tigers. Mayor says that the Poor Flying Tigers have the world's most advanced nuclear machine guns, which are very large and will be able to defeat the aliens, so please rest assured that you can watch TV at home without worrying about being captured by the aliens, and you can still see the beautiful sun in South Park when it comes tomorrow morning. ”

As soon as the news was over, Stan's parents walked out with two suitcases, and Stan's father said to Stan, "Stan, we need to get out of here." ”

Stan looks confused and says, "Where?" ”

"The aliens are coming, let's go to Alaska and hide, or they'll take you to outer space, use you for experiments, and turn you into a human brain." ”

Stan said, "But, have you seen aliens?" ……”

Sister Statha came down from the second floor, picked up Stata, and said with her mouth with steel braces, "Stan, if you rub it any longer, I'm going to beat you into a piece of and stuff it in the toilet." ”

"Okay, I'll go,......" Stan looked aggrieved.

……

Now let's take a look at what happened to South Park.

At this time, South Park is no longer the quiet and peaceful town, because of the broadcast of the emergency news, the people are busy running away, resulting in a large traffic jam on the streets, crowds of people, and countless people who have been hit by cars and trampled to death...... That scene, like the Great Escape of the Apocalypse, was spectacular and shocking......

South Park Town Government.

Zhang Xiaoyu was in the mayor's office at this time.

The mayor said to Zhang Xiaoyu: "Kenny, we have the latest news, the aliens have attacked the woods on the outskirts of South Park, and set up camp in the woods, planning to attack our South Park before the sun rises tomorrow, we have to stop the alien conspiracy, so, you lead the Poor Flying Tigers now, go to the suburbs to destroy the aliens, and the life and death of the earth depends on you!" ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he was a little confused, his mouth was half open, and after a long while, he said, "Eh...... That, Madam Mayor, you want me to lead the Poor Flying Tigers to destroy the aliens now, so give me the Poor Flying Tigers......

In fact, it was only an hour since Zhang Xiaoyu completed the main quest of "surviving in South Park until the policy of "using double-barrel shotguns to eliminate the poor" was abolished......

An hour may not even be enough time to solve a high-math problem, how can it be possible to form an army?

The sheriff stood up at this time and said, "Kenny, don't worry, now, all the poor people are concentrated in one place, and you can form the Flying Tigers of the Poor by picking some of them." ”

"It's fast, but it's ......"

"No, I'll take you to meet those poor people now, so that you can form a powerful poor people's Flying Tigers." The sheriff said this in all seriousness, then turned and left.

Zhang Xiaoyu had no choice but to follow.

turned out to be in front of the funeral home......

Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the three words "funeral home" in front of him, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Mr. Sheriff, are you taking the wrong way?" ”

But the sheriff said: "Yes, the poor people in the town, except for you, were exterminated during the implementation of the policy of using double-barreled shotguns to eliminate the poor, and now there are still some poor people who have not been cremated, and they are in the funeral parlor. ”

"Uh......" Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned at that time.

After a long time, he said, "How do the dead form a team?" ”

The sheriff looked firm and said, "Yes, the mayor said that the poor Flying Tigers should be formed, and the poor will have a share of life and death, but she did not emphasize that they must be used alive, so it must be possible." ”

"Uh......" Zhang Xiaoyu only then deeply felt what it meant to be not in the same dimension.

The sheriff patted Zhang Xiaoyu on the shoulder at this time, looked solemn, and said seriously: "Kenny, the survival of the earth depends on you." ”

"Huh...... Hehe......" The muscles on Zhang Xiaoyu's face twitched a few times, and he cursed in his heart, this script is pitiful, it almost makes people vomit blood, how can you play happily?

……