The hammer did catch the little beggar, but after he caught the little beggar in the room, he was worried.

The fact that ham sausage can speak is actually not acceptable, once the matter is revealed, it is inevitable that the ham sausage will be caught and studied. And with this guy's urine surname, it doesn't confess the hammer to the ghost, and when the hammer is not to say go home, maybe he won't even see it again, and when he thinks of the tragic situation of being pulled over and dissected, he is numb.

But in fact, if he is asked to beat up a child, it must be no problem. But let him really make this little beggar into a bun, but he made a difficulty. The only thing he could do now was sit on the edge of the bed, smoke a cigarette, and watch the little beggar happily fill the room with ham sausages.

"Hey! Did you figure out a way? The fat body of the ham sausage really couldn't withstand such a toss, and when it crawled out from under the bed and fled to the gap at the bottom of the cabinet, it panted and asked, "I can't hold it anymore." ”

The hammer glanced down at it and flicked the ashes: "You run for a while, I want to find a way." ”

"Hey! Don't think about it! The ham sausage was about to cry: "I don't want to be caught by him, he is so dirty!" ”

"Dirty...... Hmm......" Dinghammer touched his chin, slapped his thigh, and shouted: "Stop!" ”

The little beggar stopped in response, his bright eyes looked at the hammer, and his mouth made a "babbling" sound, not afraid of the hammer's fierce appearance.

"You!" The hammer pointed to the bathroom: "Go to the shower first!" ”

"Take a bath?" The little beggar tilted his head, looked at the hammer with a pure face, and babbled in broken words: "Wash? ”

Seeing his stupidity, Dinghammer covered his face with his hand with a groan, then stood up and began to take a shower: "Take a bath!" Just wash off the dirt on your body with water, or I'll make you a bun! ”

"Buns! Bun! When the little beggar heard the bun, he immediately danced with his hands, and then pointed to his stomach: "Hungry!" ”

The ham sausage finally got comfortable for a while, panted and jumped next to the hammer, and said to him seriously: "There may be something wrong with his IQ." ”

Dinghammer shook his head: "Absolutely no problem!" ”

"How do you know?"

"Look in his eyes." The hammer pointed at the little beggar's eyes: "People with IQ problems, their eyes are definitely not so bright, this is the experience I have summed up from my long-term experience in society." ”

And the little beggar stood there, crying out that he was hungry, and imitated the bathing action that the hammer had just taught him. It seems to be very, very serious about learning.

After a while, Dinghammer spoke again: "Hurry up and take a bath!" ”

The little beggar looked at the hammer, turned his head to look at the bathroom again, and then walked in very obediently, but not long after he walked in, there was a sound of ping-pong and the sound of something breaking......

"me!"

Dinghammer scolded his mother, got up from the bed, and ran to the door of the bathroom, and sure enough, he found that the little beggar was standing in the bathroom with a blank face, and the floor was full of broken pieces of mouthwash cups and a mirror was also shattered.

"How stupid you are!" Dinghammer crossed his waist and scolded: "Can't you even do such a thing? ”

"Stupid?" The little beggar tilted his head and looked at him with a grin, and repeated his words: "Stupid...... Stupid ......"

"...... Don't shout stupid at Lao Tzu! Dingzhu was really frustrated by this guy: "Hurry up and take a bath, wash it and then make you into buns." ”

"Wash ......" The little beggar raised his head and stared at him, his eyes full of puzzlement: "Wash!" ”

Dinghammer took a deep breath and muttered to himself: "** is the ancestor of Lao Tzu who collected debts in his previous life!" ”

After speaking, the hammer first asked him not to move, then helped him clean up the glass ballast on the ground, then helped him turn on the faucet, and finally adjusted the water temperature, and pointed with his hand: "Take off your clothes!" ”

"Take it off?"

"!" Dinghammer knew that this guy didn't understand, and then rolled up his sleeves, endured the stench of the little beggar's clothes, and then took off his shirt. Then he hurriedly threw the smelly clothes into the garbage can, then pointed to the little beggar's pants and said, "Take off your pants yourself!" ”

I have to say that the price of Dinghammer's eyesight is really not to say, this little beggar is definitely not an idiot, as long as Dinghammer has taught him something, he will be able to complete it by himself immediately.

But when he took his pants off completely...... Dinghammer stood on the spot, and did not react for a long time, until the little beggar grinned and grabbed the corner of his clothes and shook while shouting "take off", Dinghammer shouted: "Ham sausage!" Come on! ”

After a while, ......the ham sausage jumped on the ground and fell into the bathroom, and when it saw the little beggar, it was also stunned.

"It's a girl!" The ham sausage once again made his hair explode: "It's a girl, ahh ”

Dinghammer kicked open the ham sausage: "Call your grandma a leg!" Be quiet! ”

That's right, this little beggar is a girl! Why girls? Because she doesn't have a little **!

The hammer was about to collapse in a blink of an eye, and he walked out with the ham sausage, but as soon as he walked to the door, the little beggar chased after him with his bare buttocks, and his eyes were full of questions: "Wash?" ”

Dingzhu was really about to cry, so he pushed her into the toilet and said with a wry smile: "Lao Tzu bathed a woman for the first time in his life, and his reputation was gone." ”

"It's still a little girl, it's not developed, you're afraid of a fart." The ham sausage squatted on the washbasin and said disdainfully: "You are really useless." ”

"A little girl is not a girl! Your grandma's. The hammer pushed the little beggar into the shower, and while bathing her, he said, "You say I have done something!" ”

"The key question, how are you going to deal with her. I don't think it's likely that she'll divulge our secrets. Ham Sausage said confidently: "So you have to find a way to deal with it." ”

"Cats! Cat! The little beggar still grinned and pointed to the ham sausage: "Can talk!" ”

"Okay." The ham sausage put his paw on his face: "She will leak." ”

Finally helped this guy take a bath, Dinghammer walked out wet, and the little beggar also changed into a wide shirt belonging to Dinghammer, and he didn't wear anything underneath, but this dress alone already covered his knees, so it didn't matter if he wore pants or not.

Not to mention, after this little beggar is washed, this one is really a beauty embryo, with a big face and thin mouth, curved eyelashes and a curled nose, and she must be a true goddess like Bai Fei when she grows up, but she is really too second, and it is really a miracle of life to live until now.

"Hungry ......" The little beggar sat on the bed and shook his arm with both hands holding the hammer, his mouth kept crying out that he was hungry, and his face was full of longing.

Dinghammer reluctantly picked up a bag of buns and handed it to the little beggar, then turned around: "After eating, I'll find you a pair of pants, and then you can go wherever you want." ”

"Where are you going?" The little beggar stupidly repeated the words of the hammer: "Where to go......

"How do I know where to go, don't be here anyway." Dinghammer has an urge to scratch the wall: "Don't follow me, you can go anywhere!" ”

He said heavily, but when he turned his head, he found that this guy had not only eaten up the buns, but also got into the quilt that belonged to him, showing only a pair of eyes outside, looking at Dinghammer and smiling, like a little kitten.

"You can't get rid of it, can you?"

Dinghammer frowned and was about to lose his temper, when the ham sausage suddenly jumped up and said to him seriously: "Look at her arm!" ”

"What?" Dinghammer looked in the direction of the ham sausage: "It's just a little flower, what's wrong?" ”

"Do you know what this flower represents?"

"Nonsense, if you want to pretend to be forced, hurry up and pretend, and tell me when you're done."

Ham Sausage said very seriously: "Do you think it is reasonable for a beggar to have such a fine tattoo?" ”

"Of course it doesn't make sense...... Wait a minute! Do you mean......" Dinghammer rolled his eyes: "She is the daughter of a rich family?" Won't we be able to trade her for bounty then? How much do we say? ”

"Dogmatic punishment!"

The ham sausage shouted, and he wanted to scratch the hammer when he jumped up, but as soon as he jumped up, a delicate little hand grabbed him directly from the air, and then forced him into the quilt together, and then the little beggar smiled and said to himself: "Cat, sleep!" ”

The ham sausage sighed helplessly in the bed, and stretched out his head with great difficulty to say to the hammer: "Although I don't know what this means, there is one thing that is obvious that she is definitely not a beggar." As for the ransom, I advise you not to think too much about it, because if you commit a crime, it will probably affect me. ”

"I didn't dislike you for being a talking cat and causing me trouble, but you still dislike me for bothering you?" Dinghammer took a bite of ham sausage: "Then what do you say now?" ”

"How about we send her away quietly?"

"Okay, how do you say to send it?"

Ham sausage thought about it, and rolled his eyes a few times: "Let's go find that guy downstairs!" He has a car! ”

Dingzhu was stunned for a moment, and shook his head frantically: "I don't want to talk to that guy to death, he is not only sloppy, but also a pervert, just look at his eyes!" ”

"So what do you do? Did you really make her into a bun? ”

"Bun bun!" The little beggar was obviously asleep, but when he heard the word bun, he would even stretch out his arms and wave them in his sleep.

"Okay...... hammer spread his hand, his face full of helplessness: "Let's go find the pervert downstairs." ”

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