The two crisp knocks on the door were particularly harsh in the dilapidated corridor.

After the hammer was struck, he sniffled and stood by the door with the ham sausage, quietly listening to the footsteps in the room from far and near.

There was a screeching sound of grinding on the door shaft that had not been oiled for a long time, and a man with a scruffy beard and a smoky "white" shirt appeared behind the door.

He didn't speak, just looked the hammer and ham sausage up and down, and then made a way to welcome them both into the room.

Walking into the house, the hammer is simply like walking on thin ice, the ground is full of cigarette butts, wine bottles and melon seed shells, stepping on the top of the feeling is like walking into the primeval forest and stepping on those fallen leaves on the blanket, there is an indescribable soft and thick feeling.

And the wild rat in the house looked at the ham sausage walking in like a pet, his eyes were full of vigilance, but he turned a blind eye to the hammer, and he had reached the edge of becoming a sperm.

"Sit."

This sloppy uncle casually pointed to a place that seemed to be a sofa for Dinghammer to sit, but where did Dinghammer dare to sit here, maybe this ass would be infected with some strange disease that could not be cured, so he didn't sit, just stood there and stepped on the tail of the ham sausage with his foot, signaling him to speak first.

This sloppy uncle is the first human being to know that ham sausage can talk in addition to the hammer, but whether it is the hammer or the ham sausage, it is defenseless against this sloppy uncle who does not go out all year round except to buy wine and rice, and eats relief every day, after all, he is a psychotic when he walks outside, not to mention that no one believes him when he says that ham sausage can speak, I am afraid that no one will believe him even if he says that he catches rats and eats them every day.

However, even if he is such a person, he can still give the hammer a great sense of oppression, because his eyes are too sharp, and they are full of twisted and killing intent that the hammer cannot understand. In Ding's eyes, it is definitely not unusual for this guy to go crazy and kill a few people one day, but it is really a rare thing that he has been staying here like this.

The ham sausage, which was stepped on by the tail, jumped on the table of the sloppy uncle after scratching the hammer: "Old ghost, pick up your car and use it." ”

The sloppy uncle didn't say much, but fumbled through the pile of debris, then found a tattered car key and threw it at the ham sausage, without asking them what they wanted the car for, or where they would drive it.

"Charged to the fullest, huh?"

"I haven't pulled it off at all." Dinghammer tugged at the corners of his mouth and showed a smile: "I've watched it plug in the power supply for half a year." ”

The ham sausage exploded when he heard it, and he jumped in front of the sloppy uncle and said, "You old ghost, no wonder the electricity bill is so much every month!" You can't even pull it out, can you? You've been owing me rent for two years, and I think you're pitiful enough to let you continue to live, and you're still doing this kind of thing? ”

After speaking, the ham sausage turned his head, stared at the hammer and scolded: "You won't pull it out if you see it!" Do you know that it's not easy to make some money? ”

Dinghammer picked up the ham sausage, threw it aside, and then said to the sloppy uncle: "I'll return you when I'm done." ”

"Whatever." The sloppy uncle picked up the wine bottle and poured a sip of the overnight wine, and burped: "Don't bother me. ”

Dinghammer glanced at the ham sausage, and then returned to his room with the ham sausage that was still whirring, and looked at the sleeping little beggar, and said, "When she wakes up, we will take her away." ”

The ham sausage nodded, then jumped on the bed and looked at the little beggar carefully, and said in his mouth: "Actually, it's a pretty girl." What a pity. ”

"You're not, you've become a cat, and you won't change your perverted nature." Dinghammer clasped his nose: "Although I'm quite, but this kind of ...... I really can't do it. More importantly, are you sure you can afford to raise her? We're both hungry, and now with one more mouth, are you still going to send me back?" Isn't it that you're playing with me? Believe it or not, I braised you? ”

"Okay, you say." Ham sausage shook his head: "Isn't it good here?" You don't necessarily have this kind of talk when you go back, scum is scum everywhere, and there will be no difference. ”

Dingzhu took a sip of water, looked out the window with his eyes, and muttered: "This is not my home, no matter how bad it is at home, it is also home, and he is a decent person, what about here?" People are not ghosts, and I don't even have my share of the political axe queue up for the festival to give gifts. Do you know what it means to feel inferior? ”

The ham sausage squatted on the ground and looked up at the hammer, and said angrily: "What do you say! ”

"Ha, I forgot." Dinghammer clapped his hands and laughed: "You see that everyone is inferior, because you are just a brute!" Hahaha! ”

"You're a brute!" Ham jumped on the windowsill in a negative mood, and then a cat lay on the tin rain shield and watched the birds chirp on the branches.

The hammer sat on the edge of the bed and took out the income from today's blackmail from his pocket, counted the money one by one, counted it over and over again, and he laughed: "I don't have to sell buns for half a year!" ”

"Bun bun!" The little beggar once again stretched out his hand and waved it, with a fascinated sensitivity to the buns.

Dinghammer turned his head to look at her, sighed softly, and held her hand: "You are also a homeless person like me, but I really can't support you, I hope that a good family can take you in." ”

But just when he was holding the little beggar's hand, the little beggar actually held his hand, and then pulled his big hand hard, gently rubbed it on his face, very obedient and very quiet.

This makes the hammer sour, but there are some things that are really powerless, and it is not just wishful thinking that can solve the problem.

Waiting for the hammer to clean up the room, and went outside to buy ribs, beef, and all kinds of goodies. Before dark, a very hearty meal was already on the dilapidated table.

"What disease do you have today?" Ham sausage took a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs in his mouth and asked while eating: "This is not scientific." ”

Dingzhu smiled: "I made a lot of money today, so I have a good meal to comfort myself." ”

Ham sausage looked at Dingzhu with a suspicious face: "It's not just that simple, right?" ”

Dinghammer was stunned, and smiled wryly: "It's a send-off meal for that little guy, there is a saying in my house that it's fate to meet." Since she came here with me, the fate is not shallow, and eating this meal can be regarded as repaying this fate. ”

"You scumbag still have a surname, I can't see it." The ham sausage shook its tail, and then pointed at the large piece of braised beef with his paws: "I want this and this, clip it to me!" ”

Dingzhu smiled and served him a separate bowl of beef, then sat on the side and wiped his hands and said, "Actually, I am quite connected to her, and I am also a person without a home." ”

"Okay, just eat, don't say such sad things." The ham sausage obviously felt the numbness, turned around and hooked the bowl with his tail: "Don't rob me!" ”

The hammer shook his head, stood up and walked to the bed, shaking the little beggar: "Get up and eat." ”

The little beggar lazily opened her sparkling eyes, and when she saw the hammer, she immediately smiled innocently, babbling and not knowing what to say, and when she saw the food on the table, she patted her stomach and shouted, "Hungry ......"

"Go brush your teeth." Dinghammer patted her on the head: "Don't eat without brushing your teeth!" ”

"Brush?" The little beggar tilted his head, looked at him blankly, and pointed to his snow-white teeth: "Teeth! ”

In fact, the hammer has been seen before, this little guy is actually not stupid, she has a concept of nouns, such as buns, teeth, beds, but the verbs are vague, such as washing, taking, brushing, sitting or something is completely unclear.

Anyway, it was the last ride, and Dinghammer didn't want to shout any more, so he turned around and pushed the little beggar to the bathroom.

But as soon as she approached the bathroom, the little beggar subconsciously began to undress, and the hammer hurriedly stopped her, and then picked up the toothpaste and toothbrush: "Brushing your teeth is not bathing!" ”

"Brush?"

"Hmm, brush." Dinghammer squeezed toothpaste into the toothbrush, waited for the little beggar to draw the gourd, and then carefully began to brush his teeth.

Sure enough, the IQ of this little beggar is absolutely fine, as long as the hammer is done once, she can not only follow it, but also form a conditioned reflex.

"Brush your teeth when you wake up in the morning, take a shower when you go to bed at night, and wash your hands before eating and after pooping." Dinghammer wiped the little beggar's face with his own towel, and said slowly: "Otherwise, the people who adopt you will dislike you in the future, and it is very difficult to grow up like a wild cat and a wild dog." ”

The little beggar tilted his head and looked at the hammer in confusion, unable to understand what he meant. But the ham sausage rushed to the door and listened quietly, and then asked, "Do you feel sorry for her because you grew up like this when you were a child?" ”

"Actually, I don't even have a high school degree." Dingzhu stretched his waist and smiled faintly: "When I was twelve years old, my mother passed, and my father found me a stepmother, and then the day she kicked me out, my father didn't see it." After that, I begged for a living like a wild dog, but fortunately, God was kind to me and allowed me to live until now. ”

"No wonder you're so adaptable." The ham sausage seemed to laugh and turned around: "Okay, eat!" ”

At the dinner table, Dingzhu was not willing to eat those big fish and meat at all, just watched the little beggar and ham sausage eat in a big gulp, and he just dipped some soup in cold buns and ate like this.

"Take it." Halfway through eating, the ham sausage suddenly pushed a small bowl full of vegetables in front of the hammer: "You are just reluctant to eat it." ”

"**Pick vegetables with your paws, huh!" Dinghammer gritted his teeth and looked at the ham sausage that was licking his paws: "**It's too disgusting." ”

"You can choose not to eat it."

Dinghammer slapped off the claws of the ham sausage, and ate the dishes in the small bowl in two bites: "Get aside." ”

After eating, it was already dark. Seeing the color outside, the little beggar consciously went to the bathroom, took off her clothes and began to take a shower, and then actually completed this task that was strange to her.

"Tomorrow morning, let's send her away, put her at the door of the rich family, and we'll leave." Dinghammer lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes and took a puff: "Let's rest for a few days after we come back, and then sell steamed buns in another place." ”

"You name it, I'm just a cat." The well-fed ham sausage lay lazily next to the hammer: "I just want to sleep now." ”

In the past six months, although the hammer and ham sausage were noisy, they did not stop for a moment. But there is already an inexplicable tacit understanding between the two, probably there is a vague feeling of dependence on each other, if they leave each other, there will not only be a huge sense of loneliness, but also a stronger and more direct fear.

After taking a bath, the little beggar obediently climbed into bed and lay down on the other side of the ham sausage, but she did not feel the slightest sleep, but just stared at the hammer with beautiful eyes.

"Look at it, look at the. Hurry up and go to bed! Dinghammer reached out and pinched the little beggar's face: "What's your name?" ”

"Buns!" The little beggar giggled with laughter: "Buns, buns!" ”

"It's not a bun! It's the name! ”

"Buns!"

Dinghammer shook his head helplessly and extinguished the cigarette butt: "Okay, the bun is the bun." Tomorrow we are going to say goodbye, and in the future, we must be well-behaved in other people's houses and don't cause trouble. It would be nice to grow up safely. ”

"Buns! Bun bun bun! The little beggar shook his hammer hand: "Buns!" ”

Because of professional habits, Dinghammer woke up naturally at three o'clock in the morning, and because of the special surname of the creature, the ham sausage also woke up. One person and one cat glanced at each other, and they all looked at the little beggar, then Dingzhu smiled helplessly, and then went to the kitchen to start making buns as usual.

And this time he didn't have to make so much, so enough time could make his cooking more delicate and delicious, and by the time the first steamed bun came out of the pot, the sky had already lit up. As soon as he opened the cage drawer, the little beggar jumped up from the bed with a snort and shouted: "Buns! ”

"Wash your face!" Dinghammer came over with a large pot of hot buns: "Brush your teeth!" ”

This time the little beggar didn't ask him anymore, and went to the bathroom very consciously, and began to brush her teeth and wash her face in an orderly manner. ”

"Eat." The hammer tapped her lightly on the head: "Slow down, it's hot." ”

However, the little beggar didn't seem to feel the temperature of the hot oil in the bun, so he grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth, and before he finished eating the second one, he had already gone in again, and the whole thing was a little starving ghost reincarnated, and he was stunned when he saw the hammer.

After a while, the ham sausage also returned, holding the clothes and pants of the child I don't know whose it was, and threw it on the bed: "Found it." ”

"You stole clothes?" Dinghammer blinked: "You're too strong, aren't you?" ”

The ham sausage bar snorted: "This kind of trivial matter, sprinkle water." ”

"Don't follow my mantra." Dinghammer glared at the ham sausage: "Let's go later." ”

"Whatever you want." The ham sausage lay on the cabinet: "You go alone, I'm going to sleep for a while." ”

"Hey!"

The ham sausage turned a deaf ear and continued to lie on top of it in a ball, without even raising its head. In fact, Dinghammer knew that this guy must have relented, so he simply chose to avoid it.

In desperation, Dinghammer could only take the little beggar to find a good family, but fortunately, the little beggar was very obedient, and she didn't doubt anything Dinghammer said, so it was easy to deceive her into the tattered electric car that didn't know how many hands.

But when the car started, a black shadow suddenly rushed in through the window of the car, and when he saw it, he found that it was indeed the guy with ham sausage.

"What? Didn't you say no? ”

"I'm afraid you'll fall into the river."

"Less hard mouths." Dinghammer sighed: "Go to the rich area." ”

The affluent area here is in the easternmost part of the city, and compared to the area where Dinghammer lives, it can be said to be highly modern, with fashionably dressed babes looking forward to the road and luxury cars flowing endlessly. This car is the same as people, it can't be compared, in this comparison, Dinghammer feels that it is better to ride a pig to drive this broken car, at least riding a pig will not be so eye-catching.

"It's really luxurious...... "Dinghammer looked left and right at the villas of the rich people, and then said to the ham sausage, "We are looking for a house for the old man who lives alone, so that they will be kind to her." ”

"You're really thoughtful."

"Buns!" The little beggar sat in the car and looked very excited, and she seemed to be particularly sensitive to buns, and she would shout twice when she saw anything that looked like buns, and even pointed to the big that were exposed in the low-cut outfit of the girl with the surname of the girl......

"How can it be a bun?" Dinghammer turned around and denied the little beggar: "That's obviously an old steamed bun." ”

"Nasty embryo! You give me a serious drive! The ham sausage protested loudly: "You want my life!" ”

Eventually, after nearly two hours of driving, Dinghammer finally settled on a villa. There seems to be only one elderly couple living in this villa, and judging by what is drying on the balcony, their children must not have come back very often.

From this, the hammer concluded that this kind of empty nester must need a cute and well-behaved child to accompany him to comfort his loneliness.

After quietly parking the car at the door of the villa, Dinghammer led the little beggar out of the car, and came to the gate of the villa, he squatted down and held the little beggar's hand and said seriously: "Promise me, be obedient and don't make trouble!" ”

The little beggar always tilted his head to look at him, and his sparkling eyes made Dinghammer show signs of soft-heartedness several times. But in the end, he decided to put his ideas into action, and decisively rang the doorbell and ran away!

But it didn't matter if he ran, but the little beggar, who had always looked stupid and stupid, followed, and the speed was not slow.

He was astonished when he turned his head to see the little beggar just a few steps behind him. Hurriedly sped up the speed, and poked into the car with a fierce son, and frantically stepped on the accelerator to the bottom without even caring about adjusting the posture.

The speed of a classic car is not fast, but it is definitely not a human speed that can keep up. The little beggar was pulled farther and farther away, and then a piercing cry reached Dinghammer's ears.

"Don't be soft-hearted, look ahead!" The ham sausage was covered with two paws on his head, and his head was covered under the seat of the car, shouting: "Don't look! Keep it on! ”

The hammer gritted his teeth and drove forward, but through the rearview he could still see that the little beggar who had been thrown far away was still running wildly.

"Keep it on, hammer!"

Suddenly, the car braked suddenly, the tires rubbed against the ground with a screeching sound, and there was a very obvious brake line, and the center of gravity of the ham intestine suddenly became unstable and rolled off the seat. But just as he was about to climb up, the car rolled on its side again, and the ham sausage was thrown out again.

"Damn...... Dinghammer scolded secretly: "I'm so useless." ”

The car slowly returned to the little beggar who was already kneeling on the ground and crying with tears in his eyes, and got out of the car. The little beggar looked up at him pitifully, and then sprang up and grabbed him by the waist, and a miserable cry was made.

"Alright, alright." Dinghammer shook his head: "I owe you in my last life, get in the car and go home!" ”

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