South Park's Town Center Hospital, in a ward.

Kyle was lying on a hospital bed, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he said angrily, "I'm going to kill Kenny!" Then he reached into the white sheet, which was covering Kyle's lower body, and began to move up and down.

At this moment, Kyle's mom and dad and a nurse with a conjoined baby on their face walk in.

Kyle's father was surprised to see Kyle with his hands under him, and asked, "Kyle, what are you doing?" ”

Kyle said, "I'm learning how to use a gun!" ”

"Learn to use a gun?" Kyle was confused.

Kyle said, "That's right! Twin-barrel shotguns! ”

The nurse was stunned and said, "But, child, what you are using now is a meat gun, not a double-barrel shotgun." ”

Kyle said, "Chef said that you can only use a double-barrel shotgun if you first learn to use your own gun, and if I want to kill Kenny with a double-barrel shotgun, I must first learn how to use my own gun!" ”

Kyle's hands softened, his tongue drooped, and he sighed helplessly, looking frustrated, and said, "Why can't you shoot bullets?" Am I really not able to learn to use my own gun? ”

Ahem, a 10-year-old bear child, his hair has not yet grown, so he naturally can't shoot bullets......

Kyle's father felt sorry for his son, and quickly used his barrister's dialectical theory to convince Kyle, saying, "Kyle, you want to kill Kenny with a double-barrel shotgun, it's right, because it's in line with South Park's latest laws, we have the right and the obligation to fulfill the laws issued by the government, but you're doing the wrong thing, in fact, you don't need to learn how to use your own guns to use a double-barrel shotgun." ”

When Kyle heard this, he looked confused and said, "How can you make other guns even if you can use your own guns?" As he spoke, he continued to practice diligently, and the sheets on his lower body began to stir again.

"Uh......" Kyle's dad was speechless for a moment, so he had to look at Kyle's mother.

Kyle's mother said, "Son, actually, you can only learn to use your own gun if you learn to use a double-barrel shotgun, and the great biologist Albert Einstein once said that you can only use what you have on your body if you learn to use something other than your body." I bought you a double-barrel shotgun, you can practice with the double-barrel shotgun first. With that, Kyle actually took out a double-barreled shotgun and handed it to Kyle.

Kyle's dad chimed in, "Your mom is right. ”

Kyle was so excited when he saw the double-barrel shotgun that he immediately stopped masturbating, and the pain on his body was healed, so he picked up the double-barrel shotgun, got up from the hospital bed, and said, "Can I shoot now?" ”

Kyle's dad said, "Of course, as long as you don't point the gun at Mommy and Dad." ”

Kyle listens to this and turns his gun on the nurse with the conjoined dead baby on her face, and the nurse immediately shuddered with terror.

Kyle said, "You can't turn your gun at Sister Nurse." ”

As a result, Kyle moved the muzzle of the gun slightly, then pulled the trigger, and "bumped" it......

Didn't hit the nurse.

It's just that the conjoined dead baby on the nurse's face is gone......

The nurse was completely stunned and stood there in a daze, then her body trembled a little, and her face began to spurt blood like a fountain, squirting Kyle in the face.

The nurse then fell to the ground and hung up, Kyle was so angry that he wiped the blood from his face and yelled, "Kyle, it's all called that you can't point the gun at the nurse sister!" Why don't you listen? It took me a morning to get the makeup on my face! ”

Kyle shrugged his shoulders and looked innocent, saying, "I didn't aim at her, I just aimed at the ugly bastard on her face." ”

Kyle's father said to Kyle's mother: "Actually, the kid is right, you really didn't tell him not to aim at the dead baby on the nurse's face, let's forgive him, after all, he is just a child, your makeup is spent, you can make up for it, you scold him like this now, the wound in his heart will be like face makeup, and it can be restored by making up for it." ”

Kyle didn't listen to his parents' conversation at all, only got excited, and said to himself, "Looks like I've learned how to use a double-barrel shotgun, I'm going to kill Kenny now!" ”

With that, he rushed out of the hospital.

……

Meanwhile. Stan's house.

Stan is watching Phillip and Terrance's fart show, watching it with relish and laughing.

At this moment, the phone rang.

A lion's roar came from the side: "Shit, hurry up and answer the phone!" ”

The lion's roar is given by Stan's sister, Shelley.

Shelley, with braces, is ugly, is a female man, no, a female man can't describe her vividly, it should be said that she is a female overlord.

This woman often refers to her brother Stan as Shit and abuses him like an animal, and this woman is very skilled, she is simply a master and a master, the most cunning fat Erik, a super mutant cloned from Stan's genes, these two **oss in South Park, in front of her, are all scum, only she easily grabbed with one hand, and threw them against the wall like a ball of paper.

Stan was having a good time watching the show, and said with an unhappy face, "The phone is relatively close to you, why didn't you answer it?" ”

Shelley walked over, and without saying a word, picked up Stan and threw it at the phone, and with a "bump", Stan slammed himself into the wall, smashing a lot of cracks in the wall, and then sliding down the wall.

Shelley pointed to Stan, who was lying on the ground, and said, "Shit, I'll answer the phone when I tell you to answer the phone, where is all this nonsense!" ”

Stan got up, no more objections, and quickly answered the phone, saying, "Hey, what-?" Why are you calling? I was beaten up by my sister! ”

"Stan, it's me, Eric!" Eric's voice rang on the other side of the phone.

"Oh, Cartman, what are you calling for, you fat man?" Stan looks upset.

Eric screamed, "I'm not fat, I'm just bigger!" Then he said, "Stan, listen, I'm in Germany now, I'm in command of the Nazi army here, I ordered them to wipe out the poor people in Germany with their double-barreled shotguns, and now there are no poor people in Germany, and Germany is the richest and most powerful country in the world!" ”

Well, in other words, Eric was really kicked by Zhang Xiaoyu and flew to Germany......

Stan listened, hehehe, and said, "So, it's about me?" ”

Eric cleared his throat a few times and said seriously: "Ahem, as a friendly neighbor of the United States, we Germany have the obligation to share the worries of the United States, so I plan to lead the army to the United States to help you eliminate the poor and make your country as rich and powerful as Germany." ”

Stan snorted a few more times and said, "Dead fatty, what's my business?" Then he hung up the phone and stopped going to Bird Eric.

At this time, there was a knock at the door.

Stan goes to open the door, only to see Kyle coming to his door with a double-barreled shotgun in his hand.

"Stan, let's go kill Kenny! Destroy him like a piece of shit! Kyle looked serious.

……