At this time, I remembered that there were still people on the second floor, so I asked Uncle Li what they were doing. Uncle Li was also at a loss, saying that he knew that the second floor was full of soldiers from the army, and they came earlier than him, and he didn't know what they were studying in a day.

"Since it's a military forbidden place, why don't the guards stop you?"

"Take care, boy, there is the most advanced face recognition system on this bronze door, and the old man's face is the pass, right?" As he spoke, the old guy got carried away and waved his hand to the guards, and it seemed that the comrades had worked hard, but the guards didn't look at him out of the corner of their eyes, and the old guy didn't think he was angry, and he walked out with a straight step.

Out of the big bronze gate, I took a deep breath of the familiar, car exhaust air, and finally returned to the world.

It may be that people are deprived of oxygen and their brains are sluggish, but now that there is enough oxygen, I think of a very key question: What is the boundary of this place I am in now?

"Hey, Tian Qigong didn't tell you," Uncle Li was really a little surprised, "This is Yakeshi City, which belongs to Hulunbuir City, and is located on the western slope of the middle section of the middle ridge of the Great Xing'an Mountains. Yakesh means fortress in Manchu language. Do you understand? ”

"Ah," I nodded, and said in my heart that I understand your uncle.

On the main street, Uncle Li stopped a taxi, saying that it was to Jiarun Community, Xing'an West Street. When I arrived at the community, Uncle Li opened the car door and was about to get out of the car, when he saw that I was about to get out of the car, he grinned: "Big nephew, my uncle has a big ticket in his pocket, and there is no change, so what, you pay for the car first." ”

Sleeping, old bulbs, sweet mouth and thick skin, it is cheap to take advantage of, I serve you.

When I entered the community, I still wondered, so I thought, why is this police station still located in the community, Oh, maybe it's the community police room as a cover. While I was thinking wildly, the old guy led me into a unit of a residential building, and then touched the key to open the door on the first floor on the left.

Could it be that this is what Uncle Li called the office?

When I entered the door, I completely extinguished the fire, only to see less than 30 square meters of the hut in the yellow table paper, paper people and paper horses, compasses, instant noodle boxes dazzling, what is even more shocking is that the wall of the door is still hung with an oil-stained twist, printed with "Wonderful hands rejuvenation to cure heart disease, reincarnation Zhuge to cross sentient beings" pennant, at first glance I thought to buy sex pills small advertisement.

I was about to lose control, and I almost cried and asked Uncle Li: "You tell me the truth, are you a policeman or a god?" ”

Uncle Li's face did not change: "Have you seen Infernal Affairs, I use a psychological counselor as a cover on the surface, but in fact I am a policeman, understand?" ”

I'm a charlatan, you're still a psychological counselor, and the whole thing is a lame person, scolding dumb people, snatching jobs, kicking widows, kicking out the graves, sore on the head, and pus on the soles of the feet.

Father, mother, the child is sorry for you, I am ashamed of my ancestors; Principal, students are ashamed of organizational training and can't be loyal to the country!

Li Shiqi, if the grenades are 10 yuan a piece, I will hire someone to form a group and throw you 500 yuan first, believe it or not!

I really don't understand why so many people like to ask God for hexagrams.

Although Uncle Li hangs the signboard of Yiyi Psychological Clinic, it seems that many people know that he sells dog meat with a sheep's head, and the business is not bad.

Every time I watched Uncle Li pretend to be profound and law--honored, I couldn't help but be happy, because I obviously heard that he was purely playing the trick of leading a donkey -- donkey pulling is a term used by those street swindlers to make money by making money, that is, they do everything possible to first set the words of the questioner, and then talk about the information provided by the questioner himself.

In this regard, I also asked Uncle Li why those people believed in him, and some of the owners used him as a consultant for a long time to avoid evil.

This time, Uncle Li behaved like a real villain: "To put it bluntly, there is no mystery in this, isn't there a term in psychology, called selective memory, which means that everyone has an instinct, that is, they are willing to remember pleasant things, and it is easy to forget bad things." Actually, the same is true for the people who come to tell the hexagram, I have told them so much, they can't remember it all, but once they really encounter something good in the future, they will definitely remember that this is what I predicted, and they will inevitably spread my hexagram spirit everywhere. As for the bad things I said, if they happen, it means that I am a hexagram; If it doesn't happen, after a long time, they will naturally forget about it, and there is no way to verify whether it is ineffective. So, no matter what, Lao Tzu is a winner. ”

"Well, Uncle Li, seriously, I think of you more and more," I deliberately paused in my tone, staring at him with a look of adoration, so cool that the old guy's Adam's apple grunted up and down, just waiting to hear my beautiful words, "You are purely an old liar." ”

Uncle Li was shaken by me firmly, and his expression was like adding cow: "This kid, why are you talking." ”

Probably afraid that I would be shaken by his sacred cause, a few days later, Uncle Li gave me a gift, a gray, bare on it, in addition to a small screen that can display the date and date of a toothpick, there are four small raised electronic watches of red, blue, yellow and green, according to him, this watch can be GPS positioning, and it can also predict ghosts. Damn,That thing looks cheap on the spot.,Shame on him and he was ashamed to say it's ipad4.,I'll wipe it.,You can't be shameless and subtle and low-key.,Uncle!

However, I soon found out that this Uncle Li not only likes to cheat people to collect money, but also is a hungry ghost and a glutton in wine. This old boy, who is said to be in his fifties, is not ashamed, as long as he has two spare money in his pocket, he will go to the shampoo room and the small hotel at night, and go to those women who have lost their feet to "combine double cultivation".

However, I often walk by the river, and there is no one who does not get my shoes wet. At about 11 o'clock one night, the Hongqi Police Station called me, saying that Uncle Li had been arrested red-handed by the police station for soliciting prostitution, and asked me to pay the fine.

In the middle of the night, I stopped for a long time before taking a taxi, and when I arrived at the police station, oh, it was really spectacular, the front hall of the police station was brightly lit, and there was a long stumbling woman squatting against the wall with heavy makeup and wearing a strange short skirt, and two young policemen next to him were registering one by one.

I'm still wondering, what about Uncle Li? Look again, Grandma Tenjin, this old fellow only wears a big pair of pants, with his front legs bowed and his hind legs banded, his right hand standing in front of his face, and his left hand lying horizontally under his right elbow.

I said in my heart, damn, this old guy Gaha, what about hysteria, this shape is quite familiar. I got to my end, ignored the old guy, and hurriedly handed the cigarette sleeve to the two policemen: "Comrade, comrade, I'll get someone." ”

"No, who are you taking?" A policeman with fine skin and tender meat stopped what he was doing and asked me.

"That, Li Shiqi." I pointed to Uncle Li.

"He, yes, he, you can't get it back, you have to be detained." The policeman didn't seem to be interested in Uncle Li, so he turned his face at that time.

"Don't, we admit the punishment, you say how much you will be punished. He is old and does not resist beatings, so raise your hand and spare him. I hurriedly spoke softly

"I'm very old, I don't say anything about the old disrespect, I've been arrested, my mouth is not honest, I actually told us that I was catching ghosts, you can't spare him when we lack heart." Another policeman next to him opened his mouth, and it seems that the fire is not small.

"No, listen to me," I knew as soon as I heard it, and this old fellow must be talking nonsense to provoke people.

is also anxious, so he lowered his voice and whispered to them mysteriously, "You don't know, my second uncle has a disease when he has a small brain, he has never started a family in his life, and he has fallen into a nymphomaniac. In fact, his function has long been abolished, and when he goes to that place, it is a eunuch who walks around the Qinglou, and he is addicted to it, and he can't do anything. Besides, he has mental problems, so he was really detained, aren't you also in trouble. ”

"Come on, it's rare for you to be a nephew, hurry up and pay the fine, and the future will look at it, don't come out and throw it away." The two policemen actually scared Uncle Li, and when they saw my vigorous begging, they took advantage of the situation and got off the donkey, pointing at Uncle Li, "You, take the supernatural powers." ”

Uncle Li quickly put down his arm and beat him, it is estimated that he has been in this position for a while, and his hands and feet are numb.

"No," I said, looking like a coke, and asked the policeman, "where did my uncle go here?" ”

The two policemen couldn't hold back their laughter: "This old man, as soon as he came to the police station, he kept getting scared, and he didn't hold up the broken watch on his arm to prove that he was a master of catching ghosts, saying that the watch could predict that there were ghosts there." You say, you are really embarrassed to take out the electronic watch for a child on such a stall for a nightlife? Don't you want to pretend to be Ultraman or Saint Seiya, then have a good time. ”

I looked at it, no, the stall watch that the old guy gave me was really on his wrist, and it was strange, the police were taking Uncle Li to make fun of him and let him show Ultraman, no wonder I saw that posture as soon as I entered the door, these two police buddies must have been tailors in their last life, and they can also come up with this trick, admire and admire.

At this time, the women who squatted by the wall were also happy, and the two policemen shouted: "Shut up, there will be a time for you to cry." ”

paid a fine of 1,000 yuan, and after returning to the clinic, Uncle Li sighed and sighed.

After seeing this, I sincerely disgusted him: "Uncle Li, Team Leader Li, I gave you the 1,000 yuan, you can't yellow me." Also, why didn't you show your identity at the time, saying that we are also policemen, isn't this, Zhu Bajie gnawed pig's trotters and killed each other. ”

Uncle Li frowned and lay down on the bed: "This kid, why is it so clear with your uncle, really." Hey, eldest nephew, seriously, your uncle's 1,000 is really a loss. ”