Chapter 5 Good Life? Fatal! Good life!
There is a little beggar who is more, and he is a very edible little beggar, which makes Dinghammer, who has been saving up money for the journey home, very distressed.
Originally, he had made a sum of money to rest for a few days and no longer have to get up early and go out to sell steamed buns, but now he has to return to his old business for the sake of equipment, parts, materials, and the mouth of a little beggar that have skyrocketed due to the tense situation.
"It's all you! Why did you go back yesterday! Why! Do you know that our burden is already heavy? Ham sausage kept complaining on the way to the park to sell breakfast on Dingzhu's steamed bun cart: "Is it good for you to pick up such a person and come back?" ”
The hammer kept whistling, and didn't pay any attention to this cat with a lot of. This guy just said that when the little beggar went back with him yesterday, his tail was erected all day, not to mention how good his mood was.
"Hey, are you listening to me!" The ham sausage scratched the back of the hammer with his claws: "You are so rude!" ”
"Buns!"
Dinghammer ignored it all the time, but after arriving at the park stall location, he turned his head and said to the little beggar who was sitting on the bun cart with a bun in one hand and eating a mouth full of oil, "Help." ”
"Help?"
Baozi jumped out of the car like him, and Baozi, who was dressed as a girl, tilted her head and looked at Dingzhu with her sparkling eyes as usual, her face full of confusion.
"Learn from me."
Dingzhu actually already knows that this guy's IQ is very high, although she has always behaved like a child in the wild, but in fact, she even learned to make buns last night, although the front is slower and more ugly, but after only half an hour, she can even do better than Dingzhu.
So let her help, in fact, just enter a startup program for her, and she will do anything after that.
After showing the buns how to set up the stall and set up the parasols, Dinghammer started selling his buns again.
And when the first customer came, Dingzhu taught Baozi how to collect money and wrap Baozi with oiled paper, this child was very satisfied and worry-free, and he was able to classify and place money of different denominations in a comprehensive manner.
"Buns." Dinghammer sat on the stool and stretched out his hand to let the bun who was lying around the cage drawer and watching the white steaming steam come to him: "Can you tell the difference between men and women?" ”
"Male? Woman? ”
Dinghammer blinked his eyes a few times, and then lightly held Baozi's hand and put it on his chin: "This is a beard, those who have a beard are men, and those who don't have a beard are women." In the future, whenever the bearded one asks you to undress, you can't do it, you know? ”
Baozi's expression was very dazed, she couldn't figure out where the logical connection here was, because Dingzhu was a man, and he let him take off his clothes yesterday, but today he said that he couldn't take off his clothes, and he didn't have a complete understanding of the social system, so there was really no way to distinguish them.
"Is she the little beggar from yesterday?"
A nice voice came to Dingzhu's ears, he immediately sat up straight nervously, looked up at the source of the sound, and when he saw that it was really Bai Fei, he couldn't help but take a deep breath and smile: "You're so early today." ”
"Well, it's starting to get hot, so I woke up early." Bai Fei always had a sweet smile: "Have you adopted her?" It turns out that she is a girl, and she is really beautiful. ”
Dingzhu really didn't know what to say, so he could only touch his head and smile: "She's quite pitiful, she doesn't know anything, if she meets a bad person, something will happen, and when she learns the basics, I'll help her find a better person." ”
"So, you're a good person, aren't you?" Bai Fei took the same bun every day from Dingzhu's hand, and sat on the steps next to Dinghammer very generously and ate it in small bites: "It seems to be a little early, let's chat with me." ”
This requirement is naturally unavoidable, although there is usually a simple communication, but it is still far from the level of chatting. And in the eyes of Dingzhu, a goddess like Bai Fei must be high, maybe a bun man like himself can say a few words to the goddess, it is already a gift from God.
But at this moment, Baozi suddenly walked in front of Bai Fei and stared at her directly. And Bai Fei also frowned, raised her head to meet the gaze of Baozi, and the atmosphere between the two became a little strange inexplicably.
Before Dingzhu went to pull the bun open, Baozi had already reached out directly to touch the smooth and jade-like chin of the goddess Bai Fei, and then turned back to Dinghammer as if he had discovered a new continent and shouted: "No beard, no beard!" It's a woman! ”
Her shout not only made Bai Fei laugh, but also sprayed the overwhelmed hammer to Le. It turned out that Baozi's focused expression just now was just to study whether Bai Fei had a beard......
"What are you teaching her?"
Bai Fei's smile is more charming than usual, she is used to wearing white clothes and a bright and pure smile, she is simply a snow lotus blooming in the early morning sun, beautiful but not aggressive at all.
Dingzhu was stunned, and even forgot to answer Bai Fei's question. And Bai Fei also seemed to see the embarrassment of the hammer, and hurriedly waved his hand in front of him: "What are you looking at!" ”
"Hey...... Not...... It's nothing. Dinghammer consciously lost his temper and hurriedly waved his hand: "What did you just say?" ”
"I just said, what are you teaching her?" Bai Fei smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon: "Why am she so happy that I don't have a beard." ”
Dinghammer coughed: "I'm teaching her how to tell the difference between a man and a woman...... She doesn't have this concept at all, and if she encounters a pervert, something will happen. ”
"Oh, that's right." Bai Fei nodded, graciously took Xiao Baozi's hand and said to Dingzhu: "She is so old, how can she not even know this?" ”
Dinghammer shook his head: "Maybe I'm sick or injured and have lost my memory...... It's all on TV. ”
His words made Bai Fei laugh again, but this time Dingzhu was not so ashamed anymore, he just glanced at Bai Fei with his eyes, even if it was over.
However, it seemed that his small movements did not escape Bai Fei's eyes, and her eyebrows rose slightly: "Do you also look at other girls like this?" Thief. ”
Dinghammer didn't react to this question at all, and blurted out: "How can it, it's not because you're beautiful." ”
But as soon as these words came out, Dingzhu regretted it, this hooligan tone was originally used to tease his greasy boss lady in another world, but now he said this kind of thing to this goddess, this bad impression is appropriate.
But it didn't seem that Bai Fei minded, she just sighed faintly, picked up a strand of green silk hanging down her forehead with her little finger, and smiled: "Actually, being beautiful is not a good thing." ”
"How is that possible!" Dinghammer was stunned: "It's better than looking ugly." ”
Bai Fei shook his head: "I'm a super soldier." ”
"yes...... You are also a super soldier, a high-ranking person. Dingzhu inexplicably felt a sense of loss: "But the super soldier...... Shouldn't they all be men and bearded women, you...... It's kind of incredible. ”
In fact, it is normal to have this feeling, because as a steamed bun man, there is a distance of 300 kilometers between him and Bai Fei. And she is a super soldier, so this distance can be said to be farther than the earth to the moon, although there is no hope in itself, but ...... Now hope seems to be getting slimmer.
"Don't be sarcastic, I'm just a beginner." Bai Fei covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm a little bit of a tiger." ”
Dinghammer sighed, and his eyes quietly moved away from Bai Fei: "Then you are beautiful and a super soldier." You're still not satisfied, so how can people like me live? ”
"You know what? I went to take the Super Soldier exam because I wanted to make a little more money so that my family could have a good life, and I should have ......" Bai Fei paused and lowered his head slightly: "I should be a teacher, a kindergarten teacher." ”
"That's not bad."
"Yes, but it's because she's pretty. Anything I achieve, they will say that I am like this because I am beautiful. Bai Fei seemed to treat the hammer as a tree hole: "I was selected as a super soldier, and they said that I was selected because I was beautiful." I was selected as a mentor's assistant, and they said that I had to bribe the dean with my body to succeed. Later, I was specially approved by the military department not to go to the battlefield, but only to teach, and they said that I was a rotten thing to be played with. In fact, only I know about my own efforts, I was selected as a super soldier because my brain wave width is 1,100 times wider than that of ordinary people, I became a mentor's assistant because I am very dedicated to helping him complete research projects, and I don't have to go to the battlefield because I have five theoretical breakthroughs in two years of school. I really didn't use my face to eat, and I couldn't use my body. ”
Bai Fei crackled like a bamboo tube pouring beans, and couldn't even listen to the buns, so she ran to the side and fluttered butterflies with the ham sausage before stopping, and stroked her hair with her hand: "I'm sorry, I don't have many friends...... I just wanted to talk, I didn't scare you. ”
"Although I don't know you well, I think it......" Dingzhu tried his best to organize more civilized terms with his low level of education: "Those people should be envious, jealous and hateful, and I think you can just think you are good." Look at me, how happy I am, the skin is the most important thing, they just let them say it, and there will be no lack of meat. I think it's the same on either side, ** will never die. ”
"Yes!" Bai Fei took a bite of the bun fiercely: "That's it!" It's never going to die! ”
This "**" popped out of the hammer's mouth, and it was particularly obscene and special. And the one that popped out of Bai Fei's mouth looked extremely cute, so cute that it made Dinghammer instantly poisonous.
When Bai Fei finished eating a bun, she stared at Dingzhu's face: "Did your injury last day heal a little?" ”
Dinghammer patted his chest: "Big man, there is no problem with such a small injury!" ”
"Well, you seem to be short of money, do you?" Bai Fei blinked his eyes and asked, "I seem to have heard yesterday that there is a lack of night security guards in the academy, do you want to go?" I can help you open it! After! Door! ”
When Dingzhu heard her cute way of speaking, the whole person softened, and he gasped: "That kind of place still needs security......"
"Of course, it's normal. Don't dislike it, if you want me to help you tomorrow, this is the only thing I can do, after all, I'm just a small teaching assistant. ”
To tell the truth, Dinghammer is really about to survive, there is no money, the ability to protect himself is poor, and the more critical problem is that this world is so irritable, and it is easy for two super soldiers to fight each other there, how can this be endured......
So when Bai Fei made this suggestion, Dinghammer agreed without thinking about it, after all, even the grandmother who cleans the toilet in the Super Soldier Academy has a higher income than Dinghammer, although this looks like the gate is not very good, but at least it can have an extra income, and that kind of work, in fact, it is good to sleep at night, and even sell steamed buns without delay.
However, this kind of time to appreciate the goddess at close range is always short, and before the hammer can see enough, a hearty and sunny voice comes from behind:
"Bai Fei! Morning. ”
Dingzhu followed the sound and looked over, and found that it was the handsome guy who could fly yesterday with dyed blonde hair, he was wearing a blue tracksuit today, wearing a shiny stud earring on one ear, his face was full of sunshine, and his expression was full of chic and uninhibited.
"Oh, Mo Hui. Hello. Bai Fei glanced at Dingzhu, then stood up and greeted the handsome blonde guy: "You are very early." ”
"Of course, I have a regular routine." Mo Hui walked to Bai Fei's side, playfully glanced at the hammer that sold steamed buns, and said to Bai Fei softly: "Usually you don't sleep enough like a little lazy cat, why did you get up so early today?" ”
This meaty tone not only made Dingzhu have goosebumps all over his body, but even Bai Fei frowned, but this Mo Hui seemed to be a little unaware, and continued: "You eat this in the morning?" It's too dirty here, too. Let's go, I've just finished exercising, and I haven't had breakfast yet, so I'll invite you to eat golden cheese. ”
Dingzhu's eyes were crooked, and his breath suddenly emerged, and he smiled crookedly: "How can you speak?" What does it mean to be dirty? You didn't toss enough in your previous life to find fault with your parents in this life, right? What do people eat to do your, I'm responsible for eating badly, you're a ball? ”
"I put up with you yesterday, don't give me an inch. You have to understand who you are. ”
Dinghammer Aha laughed: "What's wrong with my identity?" Hey, I ask you, what's wrong with me? Do you think you're inherently a notch higher than me, or do you think you suddenly evolved last night? ”
Bai Fei snorted and laughed beside him, shook his head at Mo Hui, and then said, "What I like to eat and what I use is my own choice." Thank you for your kindness, I'm going to get ready and go to class. ”
After speaking, Bai Fei thanked Dinghammer: "The old rule, the end of the month." ”
"Okay, it's over at the end of the month." Dingzhu nodded triumphantly at Bai Fei: "See you tomorrow." ”
"See you tomorrow." Bai Feiwan smiled, turned around and slowly left.
This Mo Hui naturally wanted to follow, but before leaving, he pointed at the designated hammer viciously: "My patience has a limit. ”
"Come on." The hammer unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his chest, then took out a cone from his tool bag and put it on the table, pointing to his chest: "Insert it into me, come on!" ”
"Unreasonable!"
Mo Hui left a sentence and brushed his sleeves away, the light and fire that burst out of his body because of anger loomed, and he felt a heat wave from several meters away from the hammer.
And as soon as he left, the ham sausage that was watching the whole process on the side rushed over, and a paw scratched the face of the hammer.
"You're sick!"
"You're sick! Did you know that super soldiers have the power of amnesty? If you really provoke him, he will kill you at most and affect your career in the future, just brush up the security level, you will lose a small life! ”
Dinghammer was stunned for a moment, and the sweat on his head came out in an instant: "You didn't say it earlier!" ”
"Nonsense! How could I have known that you even have a chance to offend such a person! You're a talent too! Ham was angry: "No! Talented! ”
And Baozi, who had been stupid, stood aside and watched Mo Hui chase Bai Fei's back all the way with a huff, not knowing what he was muttering.
However, after being silent for a while, Ham Sausage suddenly squinted his eyes and asked fiercely, "Do you want revenge?" ”
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