Seeing that I was a little slow, the old guy Telo drank the instant noodle soup in one gulp, hehe Yile: Little b cub, don't look down on your uncle, this Gadda panting is just the two of us, you just deal with it, maybe you can still see the winning number of the two-color ball, hahaha......

I'm rubbing, if I look at this old face for half a year, I'm afraid that my sexual orientation will deviate in the future, this looks too domineering, and it breaks through the limits of human imagination. Well, no, I'm stunned, isn't there still a gasp next door? As soon as I asked the old guy, the old guy was stunned for a moment, and then jumped up and ran next door: "Your grandmother has a leg, which deflated lamb came out to let off the wind without permission?" ”

When I got to the next door, I saw that the man who was pretending to be b with me just now was sneering at the old guy: "Uncle Li, Uncle Li, you are my own uncle, okay, you are letting me and this eldest nephew (he is still addicted) brag for a while, it's too uncomfortable." ”

"Don't talk about the calf, you can endure it for a few more days, ah, I'm almost in touch with that end, and after the Dharma is over, you can be reincarnated and no longer suffer this sin." As he spoke, the old guy clasped the man's wrist with his left hand, and the moment of witnessing the miracle suddenly happened: I saw that the man was like a plastic human body that had run away, getting flatter and flatter, but the eyeballs were still dripping and turning, that kind of scene was really creepy, disgusting and disgusting. Finally, when the man had become as thin as an A4 piece of paper, the old man kneaded a ball of meat like plasticine and stuffed it into a glass bottle on the wooden cabinet behind him.

He ...... He...... What the hell is he" My head was black at the time, this scene, it was so shocking.

The old guy grinned: "He's called a ghost, also called a guy, what's the matter, your uncle's hand is not bad." ”

That's the balls in the bottle...... It's all ...... My eyes were popping out.

"yes, they're all ghosts." The old guy seemed to be very proud, and when he waved his hand, his mother pulled a slap, and those balls turned to me, and they all had eyes and mouths, and they smiled at me miserably, and I was suddenly scared stupid!

Seeing that I didn't squeak with straight eyebrows, the old guy seemed to be very satisfied with the effect, and patted me on the shoulder: "The eldest nephew (he is also good at this), this time I have served your uncle, right?" ”

My little face was pale, the bags under my eyes were scared, and it crashed for about four or five seconds, and then the system completely collapsed in an instant, and I screamed and exploded, and I jumped up and ran out: "Mom, there are ghosts!" ”

Bang, as soon as I jumped out, I hit something head-on, and my bones were scattered. I took a look, and it crashed into Tian Qigong.

"Tian ...... Director Tian, there are ghosts, there are ghosts, I don't play anymore, I want to go home, I want to study hard, and I ...... upward every day, "Damn, I'm so scared that I'm incoherent."

Tian Qigong frowned, and carried me back to the house like a chicken: I solemnly tell you now, you are already a member of the paranormal case task force codenamed Group 17, and he is your leader and master, if you want to quit without permission, then I can tell you very responsibly, the consequences are very serious, so serious that they are more terrible than ghosts.

Looking at Li Shiqi with a lewd smile on his face, as soon as Tian Qigong let go, I fell to the ground, dizzy, I was really dizzy, I was foaming at the mouth, I really didn't know anything!

As the old saying goes, pretending to be unconscious is not dead, I fainted and died, and after waking up, I quickly accepted the reality and began to learn from Uncle Li, a dirty old boy.

It is said that my little temper of "jumping over the wall, going to the room, and snatching the child's lollipop" will definitely not be so submissive, because don't look at Tian Qigong's cruel words, but I am not a good student, where will I be frightened by a few words like "looking for your parents".

What really moved me to stay was what Uncle Li said after I woke up: "Boy, don't know what to do, there are many people born in the lunar year, do you think anyone has the opportunity to come to the 17th group,." This old guy talks and behaves like a whole social person, where is TM like a policeman.

"To tell you the truth, the reason why Lao Tian chose you is because of your life, which is the master of the two worlds of yin and yang, and the other is to save your life." Seeing the old guy frothing at the mouth (Northeast dialect: bragging, Kan Dashan), I really had the surging urge to pick up the 5-centimeter-thick ashtray on the table, and knock down the tetracycline teeth that were full of the deputy military flag and the deputy mahjong that could also carve two dice (color hair shai sound, three sounds) one by one.

However, this old bulb (Northeast slang: joking name for the old man) came up with one sentence next, which completely made me lose my temper: "Boy, has it been a rough life in the past 18 years?" And don't you feel like you're getting worse and worse lately? ”

Seeing that I looked at him with some weakness, Uncle Li was even more embarrassed, "Hey, hey, let me tell you, what are we playing, we play ghosts every day, although I can't change your fixed number, but at least I can let you live a little more and no longer be touched by ghosts and demons (Northeast dialect: torture and harassment). ”

To be honest, Uncle Li's words really touched me at the time, think about it, who wants to be surrounded by a group of ghosts all day long, and be plagued from time to time.

So, I was very stupid and innocent and asked, "Really, can you really make me stop summoning ghosts?" ”

"Snort," Uncle Li looked like a monk with a venerable face, "This little thing can't be settled, I still have the face to be your master, joke." "From the bottom of my heart, during that time period, I was indeed frightened by this old girl, but if I could have predicted what would happen later, you are an immortal, I would definitely take a dumbbell to cut (Northeast dialect: beat) He can't take care of himself, and then pat his ass and go directly to the talent market to sell himself.

It's a pity that there is no revocation key in life, there is no regret medicine in youth, looking back on the past, everything can only be a sigh and a futile cry.

Speaking of stubble, Uncle Li's clever bewitchment, coupled with his skillful acting skills of pretending to be a criminal, I was really blinded, and I could only cast a look at Tian Qigong for help, but the one who was killed that day was still a "I carry soy sauce to do push-ups" bird look, which made me hate, and said that if Lao Tzu succeeds in learning in the future, he will detain the female ghost to tempt you, so that you can dream of Teacher Cang every night, and dream of killing you!

Seeing that I had already complied, Tian Qigong coldly dropped the sentence "Team Leader Li, I hope you will unite and cooperate and carry out your work as soon as possible", and then left. So, in the huge underground space that is not a few hundred meters above the ground, there are only Uncle Li and me left, as well as those ghost meat balls that make me feel like Mai Lisu when I think about it. Grandma is a bear, where is this, not next to each other, what is the situation!

Since there is no way out, I can only go with the flow. So, I officially fell into the grass in group 17.

Since I plan to stay here, I naturally want to know about the situation of the 17 groups. Fortunately, Uncle Li has a rough mouth and is very good (Northeast dialect: Speak? According to him, our 17 groups belong to vertical management and are under the direct management of the Inner Mongolia Public Security Department, and there is no horizontal contact with the local party committee, government, and public security organs.

Usually, we mainly work according to Tian Qigong's instructions, such as where there is a suspected supernatural case, we will go to deal with it. Hearing this, I was still quite puzzled, so I asked: "No, even if there is a case, the police don't know that we are our own people, if we rush in and tell people that we will catch ghosts, and don't let people send them directly to a mental hospital?" ”

"Look, you see, you're stupid in school, aren't you? Why, do you still think that our guys are handling cases like the FBI in the United States, wearing a black trench coat, and flashing their ID cards at the scene at the police, you all get out of the ball, we took over this case. Uncle Li looked disappreciative, "Let's handle the case, mainly waiting for the case to come to the door, do you know?" ”

"What do you mean? Wait for the case to come to the door, I'll go, there is not even a sign at the door of this place, and there are two soldiers standing guard inside, who knows what you are doing here, and report the case, just pull it. ”

"Ah, boy, the brain is very fast, yes, of course this is not a place to accept cases, we still have an office."

Ah, I can't see that this old bulb is quite good, and there is actually an office place, I can't help but be in awe of him.

"Ah, it's time, we should really go back to the office." Uncle Li yawned, as if he was very tired.

When I left the room, I looked at the room with those ghost meat balls with some palpitations, and poked Uncle Li: "What about those peeing meatballs?" ”

"It's okay, they won't run." Uncle Li said loudly, "It's not easy for them to survive this, and they are all in a hurry to be reincarnated." ”

Although I didn't understand what Uncle Li meant, I didn't ask any more questions when I saw his appearance in his chest. But when I passed by those red doors, I obviously felt a frightening resentment, and even my spirit was a little trance, so I asked Uncle Li what was inside the red door.

Uncle Li stared at me, and suddenly lowered his voice word by word: "Ghost??" Door?? Close, do you know the consequences of these red doors being opened? ”

Suddenly, I was shocked to see the expression of this old grandson pretending to be a ghost, as if he had seen his wife lying on another man's bed: "Don't scare me, what, what consequences." ”

"Whoever enters the red gate will go to hell." The old guy rolled his eyelids, and his white eyes were more and more black-eyed, and he was as virtuous as the ghost captain in the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Seeing the old guy chattering again, I ran away, but I really felt the deep chill in the red door.

When I stepped out of the elevator and stood in the lobby again, I felt like I was in a different world, and it seemed that it was a blessing to see the sun every day. Unfortunately, we always ignore these small happiness, so much so that we have been chasing the so-called mass happiness all our lives, not knowing that we have missed too much retail happiness along the way.