Chapter 227: I Can't Fly
No way? What do you rely on? Zhang Shifei heard that Mr. Cui suddenly made a voice of extreme surprise, because he was not prepared, so he was unexpectedly startled, he looked at Mr. Cui, only to see that this split head of the eyes was a big and a small, the mouth was crooked, and he didn't know what he saw, which could surprise him so much.
However, this grandson's expression is really interesting, if you look at the side face twice, it is completely two people, although it is no longer familiar with this part, but Zhang Shifei still hasn't come up with the doorway of his divine face, and it looks like a drunken man of Peking University at a glance, especially when he is surprised, half of his face is calm, but half of his face is very hideous, which has a very comedic effect.
Therefore, when Zhang Shifei saw his virtue, he said to him: "What do I rely on, is the name of this knife called 'I rely on'?" ”
Originally, it was just a joke, but Zhang Shifei didn't think that Mr. Cui looked at him with a complicated expression, and then nodded, and said with some tears and laughter: "You really guessed right." ”
No way! Zhang Shifei only felt a stirring in his heart, thinking about how could this be possible! So he hurriedly stepped forward and looked at Mr. Cui's fingers, only to see that the end of the handle of the knife was really engraved with two crooked words: 'I rely on'.
You the!! Zhang Shifei's expression collapsed instantly, thinking about what kind of knife is this, how to call this name, it's too out of tune, the most annoying thing is that these two words are still simplified, which makes Zhang Shifei even more confused, doesn't it mean that this knife is an ancestral Tang knife, is it that simplified Chinese characters were prevalent in the Tang Dynasty? This is really magnificent, my Great China!
He thought about it, and the words scolding the street immediately appeared in his head, eighty percent of them were the ghost of the person who sent the knife, but this is impossible, because Zhang Shifei understands that the person has asked his father, and sending such a broken knife is tantamount to killing himself, but if it is not because of this, then what else can it be?
Obviously, Zhang Shifei's brain began to run out again, and at this moment, Mr. Cui's eyes suddenly lit up again, and he said to Zhang Shifei: "Oh? Don't worry, there's still a word here. ”
And the words? How can it be! Zhang Shifei was stunned again in his heart, no, a scolding sentence is not enough, could it be that the person who engraved the words still wants to write another prose on it! True grandson.
Originally, Zhang Shifei's expectations for this knife were quite large, because in that dream, the power of this knife was really amazing, it can be said that if there was no such knife, the result of yesterday's nightmare would not necessarily be anything, originally Zhang Shifei was full of expectations that this would be a kind of artifact, just like the peerless good cheap pig Tianjian blade, he thought of this, and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, although the name of this knife is indeed quite popular to some extent, but I didn't expect it, Its name would have been a swear word.
Zhang Shifei's heart was already half cold, and when he heard Mr. Cui say that there were still words, he didn't have much hope, but said to Mr. Cui weakly: "Eh, what other words, I have come out, is it 'your mother' this time?" ”
"Get out of the way, it's good for you to talk less trash." Mr. Cui scolded: "This time the words are quite serious, you see." ”
Zhang Shifei heard him say this, so he put his head up again, only to see that Mr. Cui pointed to the face of the Tang knife gauntlet, there are two very vague small characters, this word is higher than the sword hilt 'I rely on' I really don't know where to go, it seems to be a book, it looks like the age of the experience is quite old, it is already a little unrecognizable, but even so, Zhang Shifei still recognized these two words, although these two words are no longer scolding the street, but they are also quite interesting, named: difficult to fly.
Hard to fly? What does this mean? Zhang Shifei blinked, and then said to Mr. Cui, "I said............ Could it be that the name of this knife is four words? Is it difficult to fly and I rely on, or am I relied on it, difficult to fly? ”
"Damn, can you say a few words." Mr. Cui was a little helpless after listening to Zhang Shifei's words, and he scolded Zhang Shifei: "When did your mouth become so broken? ”
Zhang Shifei shrugged his shoulders, and then said to Mr. Cui while spreading his hands: "You can't blame me, it's not that this knife is too non-mainstream, by the way, seriously, do you know what's going on?" ”
"I'm not a god." Mr. Cui sighed, then he raised the knife, and after looking at it carefully for a while, he said to Zhang Shifei: "However, it is not difficult to guess, the name of this knife should be called 'difficult to fly', as for this trash talk............"
Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei, this knife does look like it has been some years, although he is not an expert in collecting this kind of cold weapon, but Mr. Cui has a little bit of hope, he can see that the murderous and yang energy on this knife is very sufficient, this is not something that can be accumulated overnight, not to mention, the murderous energy on the weapon is accumulated by killing people, the knife itself does not exist in the feng shui bureau, so it cannot gather qi, and the murderous energy will dissipate with age, and now the murderous energy on the knife body, It can be said that it is left after many years of dissipation, and it can still be so sufficient, I have to say that it is a good knife.
As for the scolding on the street, Mr. Cui deduced that this may be the Tang knife that has changed hands several times and was engraved by an unobtrusive owner, which is not surprising, who doesn't have a child? Like a prank we all did when we were kids, Mr. Choi said that when he was a child, he loved to carve swear words on furniture, as well as some kind of human organs, and he liked to buy that kind of tattoo paper and put it on his grandmother's jewelry cabinet, for which his father beat him a lot.
Mr. Cui's explanation made Zhang Shifei continue to cry and laugh, but he thought in his heart, now he can only explain like this, took the Tang knife handed back by Mr. Cui, Zhang Shifei stroked the handle of the knife with some distress, and then thought in his heart, who, so lacking in heart, a good baby is so ruined, the original name is 'difficult to fly', it should be taken from the phrase 'wings are difficult to fly', it sounds domineering, but this was originally a very popular name, but now after adding two words, it has become so nondescript, how can this be' It's hard to fly'? No way!
Zhang Shifei stroked the blade of the knife speechlessly, but Mr. Cui on the side smiled, and he said to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, in fact, you don't need to be depressed, in my opinion, this knife really has a lot of fate with you, well, at least the name is very matched." ”
With your second uncle, Zhang Shifei cursed in his heart this Mr. Cui, who was obviously holding back a smile, and then said to him angrily: "You mean that the value of my existence is a dirty word?" ”
Mr. Cui laughed, and then said to him: "This is what you said, I didn't say that, I mean, the name of this knife is quite similar to your style, originally, we are all laymen, if you really have a knife like a 'snow drinking mad knife', it really doesn't match." ”
This sentence is very true, as the saying goes, what kind of people take what kind of road, you think about it, although the mink is good, but it must also be commensurate with the identity, you say that you are poor people wear a mink coat, pull the wind is to pull the wind, but if you wear a mink coat and ride a bicycle that falls off the chain once on three steps to work, how disgusting is that?
In Mr. Cui's heart, this knife is really suitable for Zhang Shifei, just like the principle of the mink coat, they are ordinary people, and if the things they use are too formal and natural, they will also be nondescript. It's hard for me to fly', it's really a pretty commensurate name, but vulgar doesn't mean soil, nor does it mean coffee garlic, this is nothing comparable to the surname at all, just a life attitude, just like the old miscellaneous Liu Ling in Yingzhou, this old grandson has 365 days a year, and 340 days with a bare buttocks, but do you say he is vulgar? In the past, Zhang Shifei felt very much, but now he gradually understands that the old grandson is not vulgar, he has a lot of things worth learning from Zhang Shifei, including that belief, and attitude to life, there is no absolute time for everything, taking Taiji fish as an example, yin to the extreme, it will become yang, yang to the extreme, it can also become yin, and so on, vulgar is elegant, elegant is also vulgar, far away, killing one person is a criminal, killing a million people is a hero, closer to say, even this Fuze Hall is the same, Outsiders really don't pay attention to this small shop, but Zhang Shifei feels very comfortable, because there is no restraint.
Freedom is what he pursues, and to a certain extent, only being vulgar is free enough, because the 'elegance' in the secular population requires too much restraint, and Zhang Shifei is very shameful about this.
The power of language is powerful, I have to say, this Mr. Cui's mouth is really neat enough, Zhang Shifei listened to him so flickering, he really felt that it was such a reason, thinking of this, his heart became balanced, looking at the Tang knife in his hand, the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it was, he thought to himself, it is indeed suitable for me if it is not in tune, anyway, my special trick is called 'thank you for your care', and I don't care about the name of the weapon I use is 'I am difficult to fly'.
So, the smile returned to his face, Mr. Cui saw him smiling, and his heart was also complacent, he thought to himself, or young people are so confused, you said that I said nonsense in order not to dispel his positive surname, am I easy?
But he thought about it in his heart, and it wouldn't work if he said it, Mr. Cui saw that Zhang Shifei was in a good mood, so he said to him: "Okay, now that you have eaten the meal and taken the weapon, it's time to get to the point." ”
"Wow, hahaha, I'm waiting for your words!" Zhang Shifei was in a good mood at this time, he stood up, and then waved the Tang knife in his hand, imitating Nie Feng who wanted to come to a night battle Bafang hidden knife style, but as soon as he waved it, Mr. Cui began to slap his thigh and scold the street again: "Daxia, I beg you not to stink, if you scrape my Buddha statue, I will play with you, do you believe it or not?" ”
Zhang Shifei naturally believed it, so he didn't use his knife skills to his heart's content, and put the 'I can't fly' into the scabbard, and then pinned the scabbard in the belt of his trousers, don't say, there is a knife on this waist, and he has the confidence to speak, for a moment, Zhang Shifei was full of fighting spirit, and he said to Mr. Cui: "Say, what do you want the hero to do?" ”
Mr. Cui sighed, then picked up the tea cup on the table, took a sip of tea, and said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't tell me it's useless, have I been too good to you recently, hurry up, get your peacock out first." ”
Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui's tone was wrong, and he suddenly restrained a lot, and he subconsciously said: "Then wait for me for a while, I'll go back to my peacock's body first." ”
"No, no, no." Mr. Cui waved his hand, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Have you forgotten what I told you in my dream, your immortal bone has reached the third stage, even the human body can play a role, come on, hurry up, Lao Yi will come over in a while, we will train you together, now let's see if your immortal bone is stable and unstable." ”
Seeing him say this, Zhang Shifei smiled slightly, and then said to him: "Okay, you watch." ”
At this time, he can be said to be full of fighting spirit, and temporarily forgot about those unhappiness, so he gathered his mind, grabbed the scabbard of the Tang knife with his left hand, and held the handle of the knife with his right hand.
The Tang knife didn't stretch the spring, so he could only make a show, only to see that the right and wrong 'Canglang' pulled out the Tang knife again, and then raised the knife to pose a shape full of power, and shouted loudly: "Come out!" Blue Peacock!! ”
Three seconds later.
Mr. Cui drank tea and looked at him with some suspicion, Zhang Shifei smiled embarrassedly, and then shouted: "Come out!" Blue Peacock!! ”
Fifteen seconds later, Mr. Cui put down the tea cup, and then silently walked behind him, and at the same time unambiguously ran up and grabbed Zhang Shifei's buttocks, Zhang Shifei suddenly jumped up, only to see that Mr. Cui scolded: "I asked you to release the fairy bones, what do you say you are doing with this disgusting pose!" What about fairy bones? What about peacocks? ”
Zhang Shifei covered his poor ass and said with a wry smile: "I don't know, why can't I come out?" ”
Indeed, just now, after Zhang Shifei screamed all over his body, he felt that something was wrong, because he couldn't feel any immortal bone breath in his body at all, which was completely different from what he felt in a dream, and Zhang Shifei didn't know what it was, so Mr. Cui sighed when he saw his virtue, and then sat down again, and after pondering for a while, he said to Zhang Shifei: "What I was most worried about still happened." ”
What are you most worried about? Zhang Shifei was stunned, he took back the scabbard of 'I can't fly', and Mr. Cui pointed to the stool next to him and motioned him to sit down.
It turned out that after returning to Fuze Hall last night, Mr. Cui did not fall asleep, since ancient times, good and evil are not separated, Mr. Cui understands very well that he is now playing the role of the backbone of decency, Zhang Shifei is not full of wings, Yi Xinxing was born with dementia, Liu Yudi has no Taoism, and the most annoying thing is that Uncle Lin actually chose this time to travel to other places! So the heavy responsibility of thinking about tactics fell on him, it was a laborious job, Mr. Cui thought about it all night, and didn't fall asleep until about four or five o'clock in the morning.
He thinks about a lot of things, details are very important things, he understands this quite well, Li Lanying was arrested, Mr. Cui now does not dare to contact the ruthless characters of the third master Hu, this time they can only go into battle, for this gambling game of three games and two wins, Mr. Cui pondered in his heart, he and Yi Xinxing are nothing, because they are here after all, looking at it, those egg demons, there are basically few who can beat them, but Mr. Cui is not careless, and it is not for nothing that the weak defeats the strong.
The key to this duel, Mr. Cui thinks, there are two points, one, it is Zhang right and wrong, and second, it is the egg demon Ran Xi, if Ran Xi plays in person, then this battle will not be easy to fight, but he also understands the allusion of this Tian Ji horse race, if Ran Xi goes into battle in person, then he wants Zhang to be on the line, and if he loses, he will lose, anyway, the remaining two games are 80% guaranteed to win, he thinks, in order to save Li Fatzi, Zhang Shifei, the rumored man who was chosen by fate, should be duty-bound.
But now what we want to discuss is not the question of whether to lose or not, but the question of whether we can survive, you know, now is not the Chinese Sanda against Muay Thai, life and death competition, how can there be so many rules? In the eyes of such a thing as an egg demon, it is the same as Snickers in the eyes of a person.
It's said that it's hungry, eat it and eat it Snickers, if this is true and wrong if you really touch Ranxi, it's possible to win, it's even difficult to save your life, if he is eaten by Ranxi as a Snickers, then what should I do? If so, how could Mr. Cui bear to let Zhang Shifei be this chocolate dry food?
No, Mr. Cui thought to himself, if you want to live, then you must use the fairy bones like fire and light, and you can run away if you can't beat it when the time comes, although it is a bit embarrassing, but as long as you stay in Qingshan, you can save the fat man back when the time comes, why not?
It's just that after Mr. Cui thought of Zhang Shifei's fairy bones, he was still a little worried, Mr. Cui never doubted Zhang Shifei's strength, in his heart, Zhang Shifei was a sword sealed by wax, although the things inside were abnormally sharp, but if he couldn't get the way to seal it, no matter how sharp it was, it would be in vain, he thought to himself that this Zhang Zhengfei was not an experience gained through cultivation, but because of a moment of anger that could stimulate the potential demonic energy in his body, but what if he didn't get angry?
What if something goes wrong? Not to mention, he really guessed it, now in a good mood, Zhang Shifei couldn't enter the third stage, Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei what he wanted in his heart, of course, he hid the words that made Zhang Shifei run away, because he understood that Zhang Shifei would not run away, this kid is very hard-boned, if he tells him now, he will only be angry, and then negative.
Even so, after listening to Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei still felt a chill in his heart, he thought in his heart, no, if so, then I still haven't reached the third stage now? Was that blue peacock just a good luck in my dreams?
That's not going to work! Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, if I had been so weak, it would have been impossible to save Li Lanying back, so what kind of brother would he be? So he hurriedly said to Mr. Cui: "Then, divide up, tell me quickly, what should I do?" ”
(To be continued)