This thing is really not a joke, although it does sound like a joke, but Zhang Shifei's heart has already mentioned his throat at this time, he is really afraid that Mr. Cui will say to him the word 'no way', I remember that the one-eared scientist Edison once said a famous saying, that is, 'genius is equal to ninety-nine percent of sweat and one percent of inspiration', but it seems that after this sentence was transmitted to China, the second half of the sentence was omitted, and the second half of this sentence is' But one percent of the inspiration is more important than the ninety-nine percent of the effort.'"

You must know that the fairy bones, this thing, cultivation is a bit like hitting the luck, Zhang Shifei is now lacking the one percent of inspiration, although he is not stupid, but he is not a genius, just an ordinary person, this is simply too difficult for him, if Mr. Cui says the four words 'let him work hard', the eight achievements are already out of play, just kidding, how can it be possible to master this one percent of inspiration within a month, isn't this a farce!?

Fortunately, this Mr. Cui scratched his oily hair, then raised his head, looked at Zhang Shifei and sneered, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "There is a way............

"Great! What a way!! Without waiting for Mr. Cui to finish speaking, Zhang Shifei had already started to answer, and it was good to have a way, only to see him say to Mr. Cui: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry here, big brother!" ”

When Mr. Cui heard him say this, the smile on his face became even more weird, and he was uncomfortable to see Zhang Shifei, only to see that Mr. Cui said: "Don't worry, listen to me, I have two ways, one is that you work hard to see your luck in this month, although this is equivalent to not saying, but it is also the safest ............."

"You just say the second one, ink!" Zhang Shifei said very anxiously, he thought to himself, when did this old Cui become so inkbloc, like Tang Seng.

Mr. Cui saw that he disdained his own efforts, so he said to him: "The second method is very practical, guaranteed to be effective at one time, but well, you have to take a big risk, and if you don't do it, you will hang up, I didn't lie to you, think about it, do you agree?" ”

Don't you need to ask! After listening to him, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, to know that he was also on the line of life and death, and Mr. Cui's words obviously did not have any effect on him, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Of course I agree, anyway, if I don't get stronger within a month, it will be a burden to you, and now I would rather die standing than live on my stomach, say it quickly, I beg you, what is the solution?" ”

Mr. Cui seemed to know what he would answer, so he smiled at him mysteriously, and then said, "Don't reveal the secret of heaven, you'll know after a while." ”

"After a while?" Zhang Shifei was stunned, he thought in his heart that the world was so urgent now, but why did Mr. Cui let him wait for a while? However, looking at Mr. Cui's expression, Zhang Shifei was a little relieved, he knew Mr. Cui's surname, if he didn't want to, even if you made a dragon call, he wouldn't say a word, Suo's surname, he wouldn't be asked, he trusted Mr. Cui's ability.

It's still the old saying, it comes naturally, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Then what am I going to do these days?" Now that I'm fine, can I go home? ”

"Back to the fart." Mr. Cui pursed his lips, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I've already made you enlightened, the fat man hasn't gone home for a day, so don't go back, stay here and do other exercises with me, do you have any opinions?" ”

No, Zhang Shifei shook his head, when he mentioned Li Lanying, his heart chuckled again, and he didn't know what happened to this fat man, Mr. Cui was right, if he went home now, even if his parents were not suspicious, but Li Lanying's parents would definitely be suspicious, so bear with it.

After a while, when the winning mark on the wall pointed to 10:25, the door of Fuze Hall was pushed open, and Yi Xinxing walked in with a travel bag, which contained a change of clothes and toiletries, Zhang Shifei stepped forward to ask him why he had to carry so many things, Yi Xinxing snorted, and then said to him, It's not because of you, we are going to live together this month.

This feels like camping, the three big men for a month after the preparations, all gathered in Fuze Hall, the beautiful name is to discuss countermeasures, the Buddha statue in Fuze Hall was put away again, vacating the space, Yi Xinxing occupied one side, scattered his various props on the ground, and then began maintenance and production without saying a word, Mr. Cui also sat in front of the computer without saying a word, while hanging QQ while querying some messy things on the Internet.

And Zhang Shifei was also put aside without saying a word, as if he was completely an outsider, and after about ten minutes like this, Zhang Shifei finally couldn't bear it anymore, he rushed to Mr. Cui's side, and then said to him angrily and funny: "Hey, didn't you say other practices?" What kind of practice is it, and how do you feel like I'm superfluous? ”

Hearing him say this, Yi Xinxing, who was sitting cross-legged in the corner not far away, raised his head and smiled contemptuously at Zhang Shifei, that smile was clearly saying the words 'what do you think' to Zhang Shifei, and was despised by a natural fool, this feeling is really damn, but there is no way, Zhang Shifei knows the strength of this Yi Xinxing, so he didn't dare to provoke him.

When Mr. Cui saw Zhang Shifei asking, he smiled a little, and said to Zhang Shifei at the same time: "What are you in a hurry, sit on the side, and you will know in a while." ”

After that, he took out a piece of paper from the drawer, and then wrote something on it, Zhang Shifei saw that he was bored, so he had no choice but to walk back to the sofa, sit down and pretend to be dead to pass the boring time, he looked at Mr. Cui's obscene appearance when he wrote, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, this is about to burn his ass, why can these two people be so leisurely?

The future is hopeless! After a while, Mr. Cui seemed to have written, so he got up and came to Zhang Shifei's side, then handed him the pen and paper in his hand, and said, "Come, the final exam, write it to me in ten minutes." ”

What's going on? Zhang Shifei blinked, looking at Mr. Cui, he really couldn't guess what kind of medicine was sold in this separate gourd, so he took the piece of paper suspiciously, looked up, and saw a few questions written crookedly on the paper.

Question 1: Xiao Liu's mother is unexpectedly pregnant, and she has been very close to the guy who delivered the newspaper recently, may I ask, whose child is in the womb?

Question 2: Xiao Liu's father was accidentally poisoned, and he recently earned a promotion quota with a Miao colleague, may I ask, who caused the poison?

Question 3: Xiao Liu entered the police station by accident, he recently sold K fans with a big brother in society, may I ask, will he be convicted?

No way!! Zhang Shifei looked at the three questions on this piece of paper, and suddenly his head was full of black lines, and he thought to himself, what is this? How can there be such a mentally retarded problem? After all, who is this Xiao Liu? Why are there so many accidents, why are they so tragic? He looked at Mr. Cui, and saw that Mr. Cui sat in front of the computer and continued to fight the landlord happily, fighting the landlord and grabbing the landlord, doubling or not doubling, this voice made Zhang Shifei's head bigger.

What the hell is this problem, hey!! Zhang Shifei didn't know how to face these three mentally retarded questions, he looked at the test paper in his hand, and then looked at Mr. Cui's obscene back, his heart was full of some eighteen forbidden scolding words, wouldn't this split just want to play with me! His uncle's.

However, having said that, Zhang Shifei still wrote, no way, who knows what this head is thinking? So, he picked up the pen, but as soon as he saw these three stupid B questions, he was upset, Xiao Liu Xiao Liu, where did so many Xiao Liu come from! Ten minutes for this kind of question? Separate heads, separate heads, are you treating me as Xiao Liu?

There was no way, with the urge to scold the street, he quickly wrote this so-called 'test paper', then got up and walked to Mr. Cui's side, and said with a smile: "It's written, take a look, and then tell me what to do next, I said, can we be serious, don't fix the problem of a primary school student like Xiao Liu, okay?" ”

Mr. Cui's cards seem to be quite smooth, four preserved eggs and three old K with two kings, so he didn't look back, and said to the right and wrong: "Finished?" Come, read it to me, and I'll see if the answer is correct. ”

I miss you to death, Zhang Shifei snorted, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You, alas, forget it, you listen well, Xiao Liu's mother is pregnant, it is the flesh and blood that delivered the newspaper, Xiao Liu's father was poisoned, it was the Miao people who poisoned it, Xiao Liu entered the bureau, because of the drug trafficking, why can't you be convicted!" ”

That's not a problem at all! But after Zhang Shifei finished speaking, Mr. Cui grinned, and then said without looking back: "It's wrong, it's all wrong." ”

What the?? Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, how could he be wrong!! So, he was very surprised and said, "Impossible! ”

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to him: "Wrong is wrong, what's impossible?" ”

Hey, this feeling, why is it so hot? Zhang Shifei suddenly shouted: "Then what do you say I am wrong?" Say it? ”

Hearing him ask, Mr. Cui stretched out his right hand, pointed at Yi Xinxing in the corner, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "You ask your brother Yi to go, don't disturb me with the rocket launch." ”

Rocket lift-off, is the term of the entertainment activity of fighting the landlord, not here for the time being, the single table of right and wrong, Zhang Zhengfei really can't figure out what he is wrong, so he walked quickly to Yi Xinxing's side, handed him the test paper in his hand and said to him: "Brother Yi, you help me see, what am I wrong?" ”

Yi Xinxing took the test paper, then glanced at it, and said to the right and wrong: "You are all wrong, do you still need to ask?" ”

"Impossible!" Zhang Shifei said loudly, and at the same time said to Yi Xinxing: "Then you say, Xiao Liu is pregnant, what's going on?" ”

Yi Xinxing smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course it's Xiao Liu's father's credit, what else can it do, it doesn't say that his mother has a relationship with the newspaper delivery." ”

I'm dizzy! Zhang Shifei chuckled in his heart, and then continued to ask: "What about Xiao Liu's father?" Why was he poisoned? ”

Yi Xinxing blinked, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "It may be a fucking relationship, it may be a shoddy rubber product from the Celestial Empire, and his father is allergic to half of it, so his mother is pregnant, and his father was also rubber poisoned afterwards." ”

No way!! What is this? Zhang Shifei couldn't cry or laugh again in his heart, but he hadn't given up yet, so he asked Yi Xinxing again: "Then, why won't Xiao Liu be convicted??" ”

Yi Xinxing stretched out his little finger and inserted it into his left nostril, and said to Zhang Shifei angrily while digging into his nose: "Why do you want to be convicted, it didn't say that he was arrested by the police." ”

Zhang Shifei felt a little crazy at this time, only to see him say loudly to Yi Xinxing: "Where did you get any 'accidents' if you weren't caught?" ”

Yi Xinxing smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Yes, he's pregnant!" Ten months later, Xiao Liu's younger brother was born, and he went to the police station to register his brother, is there any problem? ”

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There are no words, Zhang Shifei suddenly felt that he was speechless, what is this! Under this Yi Xinxing's powerful and well-founded explanation, Zhang Shifei had to be convinced, but he now understood that these three questions themselves were not rigorous at all, and there were infinite possibilities! What kind of newspapers and Miaojiang people sell drugs, they are all some smoke bombs, how to answer this?

At this moment, Mr. Cui laughed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "How about it, take it, don't say that the two of us colluded, I also wrote the problem, but it's true, look at you, and look down on Xiao Liu, such a simple question even understands natural stupidity, you can't figure it out, and you still keep saying that you want to become stronger?" ”

"Roll the calves!" Zhang Shifei finally couldn't help but burst into foul language, only to see him holding the torn paper, and then shouted at Mr. Cui: "Why don't you tell me what the hell is your problem?" Also, what does this kind of broken problem have to do with me becoming stronger?! ”

Mr. Cui was a little annoyed when he heard him, so he snorted, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course it matters, you have to remember that there is always a truth behind the truth, I told you this sentence before, it was just to inspire you at that time, but now, if you don't understand this question anymore, you may really die, remember what I just told you?" ”

Just now? Zhang Shifei was shocked, and recalled what Mr. Cui had said to him just now, he said that he wanted to help Zhang Shifei complete the third stage of the immortal bone within a month, but this method is quite dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will hang up, could it be that method has something to do with this Xiao Liu?

How can it be! Zhang Shifei hurriedly shook his head, he was now messed up by Xiao Liu, so he forced his mind, he felt that the dangerous method must have something to do with the sentence 'There is always a truth behind the truth', in the final analysis, this Cui also knows the seriousness of the matter, if it is not necessary, he will not entertain Zhang Shifei at this time.

After all, in the past few months, he has indeed gained a lot of things, at least he understands the importance of thinking, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei's expression finally became serious, and he said to Mr. Cui very sincerely: "Then, how should I understand this sentence?" ”

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I can't understand it, this sentence can only rely on your own comprehension, I can teach you, that's all, these days, in addition to discussing tactics with us, just go and look at the books on the shelves, don't look at the yellow books, look at the ancient books and useful books, this is to prepare you for the third stage of comprehension, remember my words, you can't control enough power without enough thoughts, go." ”

Zhang Shifei never imagined that his practice this month actually started from reading books, but he still did it, what Mr. Cui said was indeed right, and Zhang Shifei had no other way to go, so he could only follow Mr. Cui's instructions. The truth', made Zhang Shifei completely uninterested, but now he has to watch it if he is not interested, so he can only look at it little by little with his surname.

He didn't expect that this look was fifteen days, and half a month passed in a blink of an eye, in these fifteen days, the three of them really didn't leave Fuze Hall for a single step, Yi Xinxing pounced on two quilts in the center of the store, and he and Zhang Shifei slept here at night, fortunately, except for the old easy snoring accident, there is nothing unbearable, Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing In addition to discussing the situation that they may encounter when dueling for a while before going to bed, they are fighting the landlord, fighting the landlord, not only fighting on the computer, Sometimes I take a deck of poker to play with myself, and sometimes I may be tired of playing, this grandson even used poker to pose the pattern of the big king, which is a complete waste of time.

And every time it comes to the meal, Liu Yudi will come to deliver the meal, everyone eats together, it is indeed very fragrant, and Yi Xinxing's girlfriend will also come, and Yi Xinxing's dirty clothes will be washed with slurry, which is quite strange to say, seeing that time is getting more and more pressing, but Zhang Shifei's heart is becoming quieter and quieter, the books she has read for more than ten days have indeed benefited her a lot, at the beginning, he was still very ashamed of the so-called truth in those books, but after reading it, he found that his former self was so ignorant, A lot of mistakes I thought were right, and those classical Chinese gradually became less jerky, Zhang Shifei looked at those books, and seemed to slowly understand what is the truth behind the truth.

On the sixteenth day, there were fourteen days and two weeks before the duel, and that morning, after Mr. Cui got up, he did not fight the landlord as usual, but said to Zhang Shifei, who was brushing his teeth: "It's almost time to go, let's take you a day off today." ”

"What?" The sleepy-eyed Zhang Shifei couldn't believe it, there are still fourteen days left, now let's go? So he hurriedly gargled his mouth, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You said we would leave tomorrow?" ”

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Well, I see that you have seen almost, it's time to practice, start tomorrow night, you have a good time today, whether it's looking for friends, looking for women, just don't be found out by your parents, remember, you're in the field now, understand?" ”

Hearing Mr. Cui say this, Zhang Shifei nodded a little sneeringly, he naturally understood Mr. Cui's intentions, and he would leave tomorrow, to put it mildly, today may be their last day in Harbin, so let him decide what to do by himself.

Now that Li Lanying is gone, where should I go? Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and at this time, Yi Xinxing, who had finished peeing, walked out of the bathroom, then patted Zhang Shifei on the shoulder, smiled at him and said, "I also have a holiday today, and I plan to accompany my daughter-in-law, hey, by the way, don't you also have a little partner?" ”

After Zhang Shifei listened to Yi Xinxing's words, he couldn't help but smile bitterly again, he thought in his heart, Liang Yun'er, what should I say when I see her?

(To be continued)