Chapter 170: The Paper Toad Guiding the Way

"Fight back? How to fight back? "Twelve o'clock in the evening, Fukuzawa Hall.

Due to the urgency of the situation, Fukuzawa Hall still maintains the appearance of yesterday as if it was a thief or provoked the chengguan, the shelves are horizontal, and a huge desk is scattered all over the ground.

Don't say it, this is the first time Zhang Shifei has seen Mr. Cui in a taxi, just now in that car, Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui sitting in the back seat, his face seemed to be green as soon as he got into the car, his legs trembled uncontrollably, and his hands didn't seem to know where to put it.

That is still on the train back from Mishan Lao Yi told him, after listening to it at that time, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying laughed back and forth, thinking that this is really the world's big and strange, I can't imagine that there will be this kind of stupid B disease, look at that Mr. Cui usually coaxes people to block and kill people Buddha and kill Buddha and two women without blinking, I can't imagine that he still has this problem, this is really a reflection of the saying, there is no absolute thing in this world, no matter what it is, there will be weaknesses, just like this Mr. Cui, Slaying demons and destroying demons is as easy as drinking cold water in his place, but who would have thought that in fact, as long as a Xiali that charges only nine yuan per kilometer, he can easily put him down?

Li Lanying snickered on the side, but Zhang Shifei didn't laugh at this time, because this split looked really painful, I heard Yi Xinxing say just now, they also came by taxi before, if it wasn't for that, I was afraid that Zhang Shifei would have broken his neck by now.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei couldn't laugh even if he had no heart or lungs, he could only look at Mr. Cui with gratitude, Mr. Cui was already trembling at that time, and when he saw Zhang Shifei looking at him like this, he immediately scolded: "Look at a fart, how can it be like an evil spirit?" What kind of eyes is this, can't you suffocate the girl? I tell you, it can't be, it's fruitless between us! ”

Zhang Shifei had no choice but to smile bitterly, then turned his head and hid this gratitude in his heart, after all, a man, it would be good to know it in his heart.

Fortunately, Fu Zetang arrived, and after getting out of the car, Mr. Cui immediately changed his appearance, only to see him raise his arms high and then sighed: "Next time, don't you sit on this thing, Lao Yi, contact me with a second-hand 'fart donkey' (motorcycle) in two days." ”

Yi Xinxing got out of the car and nodded repeatedly: "Well, we have to buy the kind of thing that the public security rode before, and the one with a bucket next to it can also carry me." ”

The two of them said a word, and walked into Fuze Hall, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying followed closely behind, pushed open the door, and the first thing they saw was not unexpected, it was still the stupid ghost Dong Sizhe sitting on the sofa, Zhang Shifei sighed, thinking that there are really only blessings in this world that can't be enjoyed, but they can't be offended, and a few of them are busy hitting the back of their heads and almost hanging up, but this Dong Sizhe is still there like an inflatable doll with a Taobao 58 yuan free shipping pen and vibration.

But he thought about it again, this Dong Sizhe himself is already dead, so there is nothing to be angry about, after seeing a few people come back, Liu Yudi walked out of the gift supported by the female ghost in yellow, and saw that everyone was safe and sound, then Liu Yudi also put her mind at ease, she said to Mr. Cui: "Is it going well?" ”

Mr. Cui's expression seemed to have answered her, and Mr. Cui said to her with a smile: "Hungry, look, I bought you meat." ”

After that, he shook the plastic bag in his hand, which contained a few lunch boxes full of dishes, Li Lanying sighed on the side: "Divide up, when did you say that you can be so gentle with the two of us, what's the matter, didn't you buy this braised pork for us?" ”

"I'm gentle with your uncle, the price of pork has risen, do you know? Hurry up and nibble on two buns with flour tax, and then let's get down to business. ”

Everyone smiled bitterly, but there was no way, now there was chaos in the Fuze Hall, so they weren't so particular, except for Liu Yudi sitting at the computer desk eating meat, the four of them were sitting on the ground, nibbling on fennel-stuffed buns while holding a small demon slaying party.

Compared with just now, everyone's mood is a little calmer now, Zhang Shifei's mood has also eased, and he smiled bitterly while listening to Li Lanying scolding the street while buns, this fat man probably wanted to deliberately reconcile the atmosphere, but I saw that he kept saying that this was a loss of steamed buns, and he passed directly without biting the stuffing.

Zhang Shifei smiled, ignored him, and said to Mr. Cui: "Split, you just said that you wanted to fight back, what's going on?" ”

Mr. Cui smiled, stuffed the half-pulled bun in his hand into his mouth, and said to Zhang Shifei while chewing: "Of course you have to fight back, otherwise how can you be so passive............ Don't say it, this bun filling is really small, can't you buy food next to the hospital, hey handsome guy, pour me saliva to drink. ”

He didn't know who he was talking to about 'handsome guy', but as soon as the words fell, he saw that Yi Xinxing stood up, muttering 'Don't call me by my stage name' while picking up a cup and taking some tea.

I really didn't expect this Yi Xinxing's stage name to be so trendy, Li Lanying thought in her heart that if she had a little dirt, it would be enough to be buried in a coffin.

Yi Xinxing took a glass of water and handed it to Mr. Cui, Mr. Cui took it and took a sip, then put the cup aside, he saw that everyone had eaten almost enough, so he said solemnly: "It's all full, let's talk about business when you're full." ”

Finally got to the point, everyone stopped, each lit a cigarette, Zhang Shifei asked: "Tell me quickly, how are we going to fight back?" ”

Mr. Cui sneered, and then took out the hundred yuan he had taken from Zhang Shifei from his pocket.

I saw Mr. Cui look at Yi Xinxing, Yi Xinxing nodded, obviously already knew Mr. Cui's intentions, so Mr. Cui said: "If you want to fight back, it's early, we will kill it by surprise tonight!" ”

"You mean, the egg demon also has this money in his hand?" Liu Yudi asked softly beside Mr. Cui, Mr. Cui nodded, and then said, "That's right." ”

"Wait a minute." Seeing that they were talking to themselves, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were a bit of a second monk, and they were confused, so Zhang Shifei said, "But where are we going to find that egg demon?" ”

Mr. Cui, Yi Xinxing and Liu Yudi looked at each other and smiled, and Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei: "What do you think is the biggest weakness of that Jue Xiaojiu's egg demon?" ”

Zhang Shifei said: "I don't know. ”

Li Lanying said: "Too good at pretending to be a calf? ”

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled, and surprisingly did not scold Li Lanying, but said to him: "Don't say it, you really opened up today, and you really guessed correctly, that's right, its biggest weakness is that it can pretend to be a calf too much, and it takes itself too seriously, which is a common problem of those who think they can control the fate of others." ”

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless in his heart, Li Lanying couldn't help but laugh when he heard Mr. Cui praise him: "What is this?" ”

This is a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, at this time, Mr. Cui shook the money in his hand again, and then said to the two: "It just overestimates itself, and it is so dense that it didn't throw away the twenty yuan, but put it away." ”

"But...... Even so, what is the point? Zhang Shifei asked.

That Yi Xinxing spoke, he smirked, and then said to the two: "You don't understand it at first glance, right, let me tell you this, the way we find people and ghosts is all in the 'art of divination', that is, the housekeeping skills of Yudi's sister, but why can't we find the location of the egg demon?" It's because it doesn't have a 'mark', this mark can be a birthday bazi, or it can be a demonic revelation, which Xiao Jiu did really well, but this time it took your money...... Got it? ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly realized, it turned out that this was the case!!

I saw that Zhang Zhengfei hurriedly asked, "Do you mean that you can find the whereabouts of that grandson through this money?" ”

"That's right!" Mr. Cui said loudly: "That's it, although we can't do it alone, but three people together, there is nothing impossible." ”

Speaking of this, Mr. Cui got up and said softly to Liu Yudi: "I'm going to make you tired again." ”

Liu Yudi shook his head with a smile, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Don't be afraid, as long as you can rescue Sister Dong as soon as possible, so that you don't feel uncomfortable, besides, I ate meat, and now I am very energetic." ”

Liu Yudi stuck out his little tongue as he spoke, Mr. Cui looked at her, his eyes were full of gratitude, and he said softly: "Thank you, girl, wait until this thing is all done......

This Mr. Cui is usually like an old rascal with three green sons, only in front of this Liu Yudi did he show this kind of gentleness, and I don't know why, for a while, the atmosphere was very warm, Yi Xinxing and Zhang Li looked at each other and smiled, the female ghost in yellow on the sofa saw this scene, and also smiled, and then took the hand of the male ghost Dong Sizhe on the side, Liu Yudi's face was slightly red, and then said to him: "Okay, I understand, everyone is here......"

Mr. Cui nodded, and when he turned his head, he had returned to his serious appearance, but he looked a little nondescript, because of his paralyzed face, half of his expression was serious now, but his general expression was like a pseudo-girl.

I saw him say to Yi Xinxing very seriously: "Lao Yi, copy the guy and open the whole!" ”

"Okay!" That Yi Xinxing got up and walked into the back room, it seemed that he was going to rummage through the cabinet, Liu Yudi also turned on the lamp on the computer desk, and then pressed the calculator with one hand, held the pen in the other, and wrote something on a blank piece of paper. ”

Zhang Shifei was a little unhappy in his heart, you must know that he really looked like he was going with Mr. Cui and shattering the disgusting egg demon into thousands of pieces, Li Lanying also complained: "I said that I will divide my head, I don't take you like this, you always say that you want to exercise the two of us, but you don't take us two for anything......"

Mr. Cui didn't talk nonsense, just pointed to Liu Yudi and the two ghosts on the sofa, and then whispered to the fat man: "They don't go, can you understand what I mean?" ”

The two of them were speechless, this was to let them protect these two powerless women, such a big hat was buttoned, and the two naturally had nothing to say, so they nodded.

At this time, Yi Xinxing walked out of the back room, holding a bunch of things in his arms, and Liu Yudi seemed to have finished writing, so he gave up the table, Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing moved the computer desk to the middle of the room, Lao Yi put the things in his arms one by one, two red candles, an incense burner, three bowls and bowls, after putting it away, Mr. Cui took out five incense sticks and lit them and inserted them in the incense burner, took white rice and millet and filled the two bowls respectively, and the bright red cinnabar was mixed in the other bowl. Mr. Cui took the paper from Liu Yudi's hand again.

took the paper in his hand, and at the same time slapped the hundred yuan that Zhang Shifei gave him on the table, only to see that his expression instantly became very solemn, and then took out a brush from under the table, dipped cinnabar from the bowl, and looked at the paper thoughtfully, then frowned, made a sword finger in his left hand, and chanted loudly: "The ancestor Lingbao Tianzun is above, and today the disciple is weak to eliminate demons, and I specially invite the god Gu Pinlang to the lower realm to raise the immortal family Weiling!" ”

After a shout, there was a cry: "Hurry as a law!" ”

While speaking, his right hand has been pen dragon snake, on the face value of 100 yuan banknote drawn, he painted naturally not what illegal information, but a symbol, in one go did not linger at all, after drawing the charm did not forget to pose a shape, the cinnabar pen stretched out to the candle flame, the candle burned cinnabar pen exuded a pungent smell, only to see Mr. Cui raised the pen again, while it was hot on the banknote four times in a row and then: "A little dragonfly water, two points of paper Wolong, three days to open the spiritual aperture, four o'clock through the netherworld!" Haste as a law!! ”

After shouting loudly, Mr. Cui said to Yi Xinxing beside him; "That's it, it's your turn!"

Yi Xinxing smiled: "Look, do you like cranes or toads?" ”

Mr. Cui replied while wiping his sweat, "Whatever you want." ”

After finishing speaking, he took a few steps back, Yi Xinxing walked to the table, picked up the hundred-dollar bill and began to fold it repeatedly, and there were words in his mouth, but he couldn't hear what he said.

In fact, there was a question that Zhang Shifei wanted to ask for a long time, and when he saw that Mr. Cui was fine now, he asked him: "By the way, split up, can I ask you something?" ”

Mr. Cui looked at him, and then said, "What's the matter?" ”

The Zhang said: "You once told me that your skills are learned from ghosts, and they are the same...... I mean, how do I think the three of you usually read the mantra a little similarly? What the hell is this? ”

Mr. Cui smiled, and didn't seem to want to hide it from him, so he said with some emotion: "We are the descendants of the 'Three Qing Books', and each has a unique art, and what you see now is the 'Three Qing in One', so I'll talk to you about it in detail later." ”

Sanqing Book? Sounds like a lot of fun, huh? Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, and after a while, he saw that Yi Xinxing laughed: "It's done!" When they came forward, they saw a paper toad made of banknotes on the table.

I saw Mr. Cui say, "It really fits your aesthetics...... Forget it, the toad is the toad, as long as it can lead the way. ”

Li Lanying asked Yi Xinxing with some curiosity on the side: "Brother Yi, what is this, you have been busy for a long time just to do a handiwork?" ”

I saw Yi Xinxing smile contemptuously, and then waved his hand at Li Lanying and said, "You, too naΓ―ve, na?" ve, English, understand? Or if this is an ordinary toad? Tell you, don't underestimate this toad, back then...... Forget it, let me tell you, this is the product of the integration of the three clears, called 'Xuanmen Guide Paper Toad', this is enough to peek into the way of heaven, alas, it is really ignorant. ”

"Alright, don't be poor." Mr. Cui interrupted Yi Xinxing, and then said, "You still speak English, why don't you learn folk songs?" Do serious business, well. ”

Yi Xinxing suddenly smiled embarrassedly, then picked up the bowl full of millet from the table, poured it on the table, and then made a handprint, and then said loudly: "It is good to raise troops above the nine heavens, and the nine places can be hidden and set up camps, ambush soldiers but to the Taiyin position, if you escape from [***] Li, flee to the human world to turn into a golden toad, and take the rice to lead the way!" Open!!! ”

As soon as his voice fell, he saw that the paper toad suddenly trembled, and jumped on the millet, Mr. Cui saw this, so he quickly picked up the bowl of rice again, and then raised his hand at the door, shouting loudly: "Hurry like a law, go!" ”

After brushing it, the paper toad suddenly seemed to have life, and I saw it jump up from the table, just land on the rice at the door, and then keep slamming into the glass door. , Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at the 'lively' paper toad, their hearts were full of surprise, this is really amazing, I can't imagine that they can play like this!

Seeing that the paper toad's technique was effective, Mr. Cui did not relax, and he said to Liu Yudi: "Wait for me, I will make a break tonight." ”

Liu Yudi nodded, and then said to him: "Then you and Brother Yi are careful, I'll wait for you here." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Yi Xinxing smiled and said: "Okay sister, you go to bed early, these two boys are here, there should be nothing wrong, hey, you two, don't sleep tonight, you know?" The trick is bright. ”

I saw Mr. Cui grab his handbag, and then said to the two, "Wait for my call." ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded, and Zhang Shifei said, "Don't worry, take care of that grandson for me." ”

Mr. Cui smiled, his eyes were full of determination, and then he beckoned to Yi Xinxing, and the two opened the door, as soon as the door opened, the paper toad jumped out quickly, and the two hurriedly followed.

(To be continued)