Chapter 13 Hello, my name is Green Tea, and I am a block table

"Funny courier."

Lin Han held back for a long time, and finally gave such an evaluation.

"By the way, I just wanted to ask, when will the thirteenth team of the court become a courier company? I have the impression that this must be some kind of organization that is carrying a sword on its shoulder to fight against the dark evil forces, and by the way, there are two traitors inside, right? ”

In a day and a half, Lin Han's incomparably strong adaptability has allowed him to fully integrate into the work of a plane executive, which is before Alice instills a dimensional worldview in him, he will definitely question with a look of disbelief: "If the Grim Reaper can deliver couriers, Prince Delma can drive an excavator!" ”

Regarding Lin Han's questions, Alice could only spread her hands.

"I don't know the specific situation, but it is rumored that a few decades ago, an earth-shattering event happened in the Void Country of the Death God Realm, and since then, the Void Kings of various dimensions have fallen one after another, and the Great Void has almost disappeared."

Speaking of this, Alice also paused deliberately, creating an atmosphere that a cosmic-level mysterious event should have, and then continued without any sense of disobedience:

"The Grim Reaper can't brush up on their performance, and the thirteenth team of the court is about to lose their jobs and go out of business, so they have no choice but to switch to the express delivery industry to make ......a living."

The corners of Lin Han's mouth twitched, do you dare not turn around!

But in that case, the Grim Reapers' seem to be quite pitiful......

After talking about the question of the enigmatic courier, Lin Han locked his eyes on the courier package that he had just signed for that looked plain, tasted bland, and estimated that the things inside were just as bland.

To be honest, before Dusty Fan sent this express, no matter how unreliable God #666 was, Lin Han still had a trace of luck in his heart, but he quickly remembered that he had already experienced the same feeling at the door of the "local atmosphere......

History is always strikingly similar?

No, no, no, if that were the case, the book wouldn't have been written......

Lin Han will never forget what happened that night, and it wasn't until many years later that he realized that Lao Tzu shouldn't have opened that package in the first place!

The ordinary paper shell packaging couldn't withstand the violent friction of the scissors at all, and it was opened in an instant, but at the same time, Lin Han, who was holding the scissors, felt a repulsion coming from the box, and as the gap in the paper shell became larger and larger, the repulsion became stronger and stronger, and the circle of bright green light became more and more dazzling.

"Sensing the breath of intelligent creatures, scanning the dimensional line, scanning DNA, proofreading completed, it has been confirmed that it is the designated host, and the built-in activator is activated......"

The mechanical sound that suddenly broke out and the outer paper shell that suddenly exploded frightened Lin Han to take a few steps back and subconsciously raised the scissors - it was a pity that the tip of the knife was aimed at him.

"Are you going to announce, 'If you dare to take one more step, I'll kill myself'?"

Alice glanced at Lin Han, who was at a loss, and then at an unknown object wrapped in a fluorescent position, and finally chose ......

Go up to the second floor and sleep.

"Hey, aren't you really thinking about staying and defending the landlord or something?"

Lin Han almost cried and begged Alice for help, this was the first time he had seen such a scene, like this unknown object with fluorescent green all over the body and a magnetic position on the periphery, which was generally sealed with some kind of zombie virus in the movie.

It stands to reason that the first person who touches this thing must have a bento face.

I don't want to die young or something!

"What's so good about protecting the Dharma, I'm here to do a lot of things, this thing knows at a glance that it has built-in artificial intelligence, and at least 3.0 or above version of AI, if I stand here and cause it to recognize the wrong master, then it's really a big deal."

Throwing down a sentence, Alice didn't care about Lin Han's pitiful eyes, and walked away on a pair of flip-flops pia~pia~.

Lin Han was left alone in a messy shroud of fluorescent green.

After taking thirty seconds of deep breathing, Lin Han mustered up the courage to refreeze his wandering gaze on the courier mailed to him by God #666 through Brother Death (it doesn't seem scary to think about it).

At this time, the fluorescence on the position was still dissipating, and what was contained inside was still a mystery, but Lin Han still found some strange words in a cluster of greenery, and took a closer look:

Internal procedures are being upgraded and are currently at 1%

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"Shouldn't I go get some sleep first?"

Three hours later......

The progress bar is definitely a great weapon to kill OCD, especially when it stays 99.9% still - a writer.

At this moment, Lin Han's heart was almost broken.

Of course, we also have to understand a man with dark circles and pink eye, who waited for most of the night and could only wail under the 99.9% progress bar.

Fortunately, the legendary 99.9% downtime and restart did not occur, otherwise Lin Han would really have called the police.

Finally, when the progress bar reached 100%, the fluorescent green and magnetic positions disappeared at the same time, revealing the long-awaited four-dimensional technology product of Lin Han and wrapped in a cloud of shimmering light.

As a native of the three-dimensional earth, Lin Han naturally didn't know anything about the so-called four-dimensional technology, but just hearing the name made him feel tall and tall.

So, with an incomparably high respect for the four-dimensional technology, Lin Han stretched out his hands and reverently took the glimmer of light.

Then he got a watch......

It's a block table, right? It's a block table, right? It's especially plastic!

Lin Han looked at the round plastic in his hand and the two inferior bracelets that could be bought for three yuan on the street, and couldn't say a word for a long time.

At this time, he really wanted to throw the thing in his hand down angrily, and yelled: "What about the cheater!" ”

The legendary four-dimensional technology is actually a plastic watch!

I can't accept this setting at all, director!

Just when Lin Han's heart rate was haggard, he wanted to cry without tears, and he almost collapsed, the lights in the room were all extinguished.

At first, a certain Han thought that it was some mischievous night elf who pulled the electric switch, but then he realized that this was not the case at all, because the plastic watch in his hand was glowing!

Unlike the previous fluorescence, this time the light is both real and illusory, like a dream in reality (to put it bluntly, a holographic projection).

A delicate painting style and a well-made two-dimensional girl's face appeared in the projection.

This sudden change made Lin Han's almost cold heart immediately revived, and he seemed to see the hope and direction of life again.

That familiar fluke mentality came to my heart again.

However, history does not always take care of the mood of the protagonist.

When it should be similar, he will still give a knife unequivocally.

"Hello host, I am a fourth-generation scientific and technological product developed by the official R&D organization of the Tianyu Empire, called Green Tea, as you can see, it is a block table."

Lin Han couldn't help but show a bittersweet smile on his face when he heard the first half of the sentence, but as soon as the second half of the green tea came out, Lin Han's smile instantly froze on his face.

"Nima is really a watch!"

"Huh? Wait, what did you just say your name was? ”

(Anno, Mina-san, this seems to be the first double shift of Brain Hole King, right?) Right, yes? So don't you give some recommendation votes to encourage this full of sincerity and discipline! It's not easy to double watch once! )

(Book friend ABCD: I've never seen anyone so brazen!) )