It's a pity that Tian Qigong didn't have any humor at all, but replied coldly: "You don't have to worry about this, we have sent a letter to your family in the name of the Public Security Department, informing them that you have been recruited as a new police officer, and it is estimated that they are showing off your promising son all over the world at this time." ”

I was teased by Tian Qigong and blushed a little, but I had nothing to say, indeed, as far as my father's poor character who couldn't save overnight food at home, Tian Qigong said it really closely. It seems that in just the past two days, they have checked all three generations of my ancestors, grandma is a bear, what is the background of these guys, they are too ruthless, right?

Four hours later, Tian Qigong and I landed in Hulunbuir, thousands of miles away.

After getting off the plane, as soon as the two of us got out of the airport, we immediately got into a 4700 off-road vehicle that had been waiting here, and then ran along the cement road with grassland on both sides.

When I had nothing to do in the car and was drowsy, I remembered a story told to us by Su Alun in the dormitory (this grandson is a pure northeastern gentleman, but he has a southerner name, laughing to death), saying that it was another time, his father drove to Hulunbuir with a few friends to travel, but got separated on the grass.

The prairie is boundless, and the road signs are clear, and there is not even a herdsman in a hundred and eighty miles. His father drove the car, running blindly, and I don't know how long he ran, and finally saw a yurt in front of him.

Ho, his father was happy, and quickly took off the gear and got out of the car to ask for directions. His father pulled open the door of the yurt, it was very dark inside, and he couldn't see if there was anyone for a while, just when he was about to shout, a white figure came out of it, yes, it was indeed the figure of white flowers, and he was holding a silver wine jug and wine glass......

There was a Mongolian girl sleeping naked in the bag, and suddenly saw a distant guest coming, so according to Mongolian etiquette, friends came to have good wine, and the wine was offered.

Oh, his father has opened his eyes, and he hasn't drunk the wine yet, and the spitting is like eating jelly. However, after talking about this, Su Alun will not talk about life or death, which makes us scratch our hearts and livers to know if his father has any mess after drinking, but he just doesn't make stubble, and he is completely damaged.

Later, I checked on the Internet, and in Oroqen, Daur and other ethnic minority areas, there are really guests at home and let the beautiful girls in the family sleep next to the guests to show respect. Now that I have really arrived at this Gada (Northeast dialect: place), I have the opportunity to experience the simple folk customs.

I looked up and saw that the car was parked in front of a funeral home. The driver of the car turned his head: "Field, it's here." ”

I said in my heart, what does this mean, from the morning to now, why did I come to the funeral home. You know, I'm weak and attract ghosts when I'm young, so I'm particularly taboo about these places, and I react when I see them.

Tian Qigong answered, drove the door and got out of the car, I was about to follow, Tian Qigong turned his head and glared at me: What are you doing down? Didn't you get to the place, I was a little weak-hearted, replied weakly, and subconsciously looked left and right, although I couldn't see the ghost, but as soon as that thing approached me, I would tremble, as if I had taken drugs. Tian Qigong was stunned: Nonsense, the father of one of my comrades-in-arms is old (Northeast dialect: passed away), I will go down and salute. I wiped it, and I didn't say it earlier, I was so scared that I was going to pee.

After Tian Qigong came back, the car continued to drive forward, and after driving for about 1 hour, we came to a downtown area, where the buildings were lined up one after another, the traffic was busy, the lights were bright, and it was very lively.

"It's time for you to get out of the car." As he spoke, Tian Qigong got out of the car, sent the driver away, and then led me to turn left and right, and turned into a European-style two-story building surrounded by greenery that looked to be decades old.

The building has a lead-gray exterior and a large onion-shaped dome on the roof, which looks like it is in the Russian style. The door of this building is more than 2 meters high, all of it is made of copper, and the glass is black and brown, so you can't see it clearly.

When he arrived at the door, Tian Qigong skillfully found a small hole in the door, and then put his left eye on the small hole, and after a few minutes, the bronze door opened. After entering, I realized that the building space inside was much larger than it looked from the outside.

I saw four thick Roman columns standing in the hall, a huge chandelier above the head emitted a misty faint green light, the second floor of the hall was in a ring, there were many rooms inside, and the music saw some men and women in white coats going in and out, I don't know what they were doing. And what surprised me even more was that there was a soldier in military uniform standing on both sides of the bronze door, but paradoxically, these two soldiers were not equipped with guns, but one with a wooden sword, which is interesting.

Seeing me touching around (Northeast dialect: looking around), Tian Qigong dragged me: Ma slipped away, you will have time to watch in the future. As he spoke, Tian Qigong slapped on the wall on the west side of the hall, and a one-person high wall actually fell in, revealing an old-fashioned elevator in the shape of an iron fence, card, isn't this a section of Harry Potter, I thought to myself.

This old-fashioned elevator is really powerful, carrying the two of us all the way down quietly, walking and walking, I feel that something is wrong, this elevator is not slow, but it has been down for more than 20 minutes, and it has not stopped.

Just when my eardrum was aching from the increasing pressure, the unlucky elevator finally stopped. Open the elevator door, facing a corridor, cement floor, the wall is still painted with half a meter of green paint, just like the unit in the 80s, I thought, buddy just sat in the elevator is not the elevator, it's the robot cat's time and space shuttle machine, this blink of an eye through hey.

Walking through the corridor, there are red doors on both sides and the doors are locked, I don't know what the situation is inside. Walked to the end of the corridor, turned to the left, there were three more rooms, and all of them were open, Tian Qigong looked into the first door, there was no one, so he shouted: "Li Shiqi, Li Shiqi ......"

Seeing that no one agreed, Tian Qigong was about to go to the second door, when suddenly his watch flashed red, he glanced at it hurriedly, and said to me: You wait here for a while, and I will come back immediately. With that, he ran back to the elevator and went up.

I was left alone, standing in this empty ghost place that I don't know how many floors underground, it always felt a little weird. I subconsciously tightened my clothes, and when I dared to look into the second room, I heard a voice: "Look at JB, fake cooing, if you want to see it, be generous." ”

I blushed a little, thinking that this was probably what Tian Qigong had just called Li Shiqi, so I nodded friendly: "I'm sorry, I thought there was no one in the house." It's okay, it's okay, come on, big nephew, come in and talk to my uncle, but I'm suffocating. ”

As soon as I heard it, who are you, come up and take advantage of me, eldest nephew, I am your uncle. Because it was a bit of a fire, I wanted to see who this guy was, and when I entered the house, there was a wooden cabinet against the wall, and there were translucent glass bottles one by one, with yellow paper pasted on the outside, and small round balls like goose eggs inside. Next to the wooden cabinet, a man in his 40s, with a small head and a round waist, was smiling maliciously at me with a mouthful of big yellow teeth.

"Eh, you're gaha?" The big man asked me.

To tell the truth, as soon as I entered this house, I was a little cold, it was physiology and psychology together, and although the man said that he looked very gentlemanly, his voice was like a castrated rooster, hoarse and weak, and hissing like a leaky chimney, how could it be reminiscent of the sound of using white plastic foam glass when he was a child.

But as the saying goes: soft China, jadeite stream, the shorter the hair, the more awesome. Looking at the beating nature of this guy, I don't know what he is doing, but after all, he just went to work, or the guy stabilized the frame and took a look, so he accompanied a smile: "Ah, I came here with Director Tian to report." ”

"Fuck, the old girl is very good, Tian Qigong has started to harm people again." The man looked disdainful, "Big nephew, listen to your uncle, hurry up, this place is a place for people to stay, Zheyang Shou." ”

Hey, he's screaming so well, it's like eating beans.

As soon as I heard that this man was so disrespectful to Tian Qigong, I was about to inquire about Tian Qigong's details again, when I heard Tian Qigong calling me, I ran out to see that Tian Qigong was walking to the first room with an old man in his 50s who was holding a bowl of noodles from Master Kong.

After I chased in, Tian Qigong pointed at the old man: "This is Li Shiqi, the leader of the 17th Special Operations Group in the hall, and you will work under the leadership of Team Leader Li in the future." ”

At this time, I took a closer look at Li Shiqi, oh, this old man looks cold enough, 1.58 meters big, with sparse hair, his head looks like a kiwi from a distance, a pair of small eyes that are fascinated by color (the sound of the hair race, three sounds) The light of the fan, the big mouth is not blocked by ears, and they are all playing circles.

Then he eats it, a bowl of paraffin + preservative instant noodles, so that he eats like abalone, and the sound of his mouth can light up the sensor light. This is the police, obviously a starving ghost reloaded.

I really don't look down on his eating appearance, my head is lowered, I think I can't see it out of sight and I don't worry about it, but this time I looked down, I happened to see the old guy's feet in slippers, yo ho, don't look at the old guy looks very red (Northeast dialect: ugly, ugly, can also be understood as spicy, profligate remains), but it is quite trendy, and he actually wears a pair of black sheer lace socks on his feet.

Look again, I, Zhen Nima can't afford to hurt, dare to love that lace is the black skin on the old guy's feet, you think, how much effort does it take to save the black skin like a tattoo!