I thought that the old man would use his authority as the head of the household to forcibly prevent me from wanting to enter the palace, but what I didn't expect was that this was an extraordinarily democratic world, and it was definitely not a joke to vote when it was said, and the voting results were strictly followed.

I breathed a long sigh of relief, and then I looked at Xiao Wu with eyes full of little stars.

Xiao Wu looks about the same age as me, and his appearance is ordinary, not as stinky and beautiful as Xiao Si, and not as peasant as the third child who is responsible for farming, but I saw it when I first came into contact with him, this guy is a thief. This kind of plan to break into the palace is only he can come up with.

"Fang Lin, listen to me slowly!" Xiao Wu came to gasp, this forced him to wait for many years, but he had to pretend to be enough.

"Do you know, in our forest, ordinary people don't dare to come." Xiao Wu stared at me and said, as soon as he said this, the rest of the dwarves nodded frequently.

"Why? Isn't Prince Charming coming? I looked at the not very good-looking face of the savage and continued: "And I met a hunter and a woman who wanted to kill me last night. ”

"You're drunk!" The second savage stared at his big eyes and yelled at me. If I can bring him to the earth, if "Water Margin" wants to make a new version, I will definitely recommend him to play Li Kui, but unfortunately he is a little shorter.

"Fang Lin, don't you know, the beasts of this forest are notoriously fierce, and they come in groups, ordinary people don't dare to come in and wander, and those who dare to wander around the forest are generally masters." This time, it was actually the taciturn peasant Lao San who opened his mouth.

Hearing the word master, the dragging Xiaoliu straightened his chest, and the third child added: "For example, like Prince Charming." ”

In an instant, Xiao Liu was like a deflated ball, that expression, not to mention how aggrieved. Sure enough, every adolescent has a martial arts dream in his heart!

"Then why didn't I run into the beast? And this one seems to be very peaceful. I wondered.

"Brother, didn't I tell you? This piece is covered by my little seventh brother, and I am the little overlord of the East Forest! Little Seventh Brother said vaguely while holding a bottle.

At this time, even I wanted to beat this bear child.

The second savage glanced at the boss and said, "Because we are good friends with the animals, they won't hurt us." ”

Okay, the second child started to talk serious nonsense again, I remember very clearly, this guy grabbed my trouser belt with one hand, threw a flying spear with the other, and shot a bird, that's called a quasi, one stone and two eagles are not blowing, this is a good friend? If my good friend pointed the finger at me, I would turn his face!

Xiao Wu nodded and said, "Indeed, animals and us are good friends, so the focus of the plan is here!" ”

Xiao Wu actually affirmed this, well, maybe I don't know enough about dwarves, they have two characteristics in addition to being short, one is that they like to open their eyes and talk nonsense, and the other is enough to be shameless.

However, the word strategy still cheered me up.

"Our kingdom and Prince Charming's kingdom are separated by this forest. The two kings had wanted to open the passage for a long time, so that they could do business and communicate with each other. But this forest is not accessible to ordinary people, so no human even has a complete map of this forest. ”

I snorted a spiriter and asked, "So what do you mean?"

"That's right, give me the map!" Little Five cut the railway.

Little Brother Qi waved his fist and said in a milky voice: "Then, beat the fuck!" Xiao Wu and Xiao Qi smiled knowingly, it seems that they have done a lot of bad things in the past few years, which reminds me of a word - wolf bèi is a traitor.

Donate a map? Fucking dedication map?!

I held it for a long time before I slowly spit out a few words to Xiao Wu: "Say, is Jing Ke familiar with you?" ”

"That's a big enough map, isn't it?" Xiao Wu gestured, there was a big sheepskin on the ground, he turned to look at me and said, "Who is Jing Ke?" I don't know. Also, why paint such a big one? ”

"Oh, Jing Ke, he is a person who likes to sing, I think at the beginning, his song is sluggish and easy to be cold, and the strong man is gone and will never return, it has become a swan song for the ages." I stared at the map.

"Oh, it's a well-known bard, but I don't know the name. You haven't told me yet, why are you painting so big? Xiao Wu asked as he drawn. Not to mention, this guy has a sincere memory, and he can draw a forest map out of thin air with his head? This kid can't be fooling people, is he?

As for why the painting is so big? Just kidding, I thought about it later, why did Jing Ke fail to assassinate, anyone who has studied geography knows the scale thing, Jing Ke just died because the scale is not big enough!

The ancients were backward, such a small scale, the map is as big as A4, and there is at most a dagger in it. If you stab someone with a dagger, how close is the attack distance?

I remember an unscrupulous author of a certain book who said that if Jing Ke's scale was larger, could he put a long sword in it?

If it's a little bigger, isn't it, you can put down a Fang Tian painting halberd?

At that time, when I saw these words, I was simply enlightened,, it was a god, a machine (halberd) in hand, I have it in the world! It's just a soft implant of mobile phone advertising.

I don't know what will happen when I go to the palace this time, but I don't want to become Jing Ke, because I'm not here to kill, I'm here to steal. Although it sounds a bit low-end, it also proves that I am a kind-hearted person, and the time I deceived Prince Charming.

"It's nothing, I'm just afraid that the king has bad eyes." I was blind, anyway, I told him that Jing Ke stabbed Qin, and he didn't understand it.

Xiao Wu didn't care about me, and praised me for being thoughtful, and then continued to paint his paintings, and it took a full afternoon to finally finish painting. I looked down and said, "Good guy, this guy can draw the same thing without any tools, I'm never sure that this map drawn by my brain is correct, but this drawing skill can be used to work and eat!"

Xiao Wu blew towards the map, raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and said, "Done!" ”

The eldest and other dwarves came over one after another, and the eldest said to me: "Fang Lin, this time you go to the palace, let Xiao Wu and the second child accompany you." ”

"Why not all together?" I want to tie everyone to the thief ship, after all, there is power in numbers.

"I'm old." The Boss looked at me with his cloudy eyes, as if to solicit sympathy, well, this reason cannot be refuted.

"Xiao Si likes luxury goods too much, and I'm afraid that he will go out and spend money indiscriminately." The boss said pitifully. After I heard it, it made sense, these dwarves seem to be quite poor, and then think about Guo Xiaosi's temperament that likes to show off his wealth, it's better to avoid this scourge, anyway, looking at it can't help.

"Little Six and Little Seven are too small, right?" I added, "But why can't the third child go together?" ”

In my opinion, the third child is the honest peasant big brother type, this kind of person is the best, willing to work, no complaints, and easy to deceive.

"The third child, he, he wants to farm." The boss was very strict.

Me: ""

I said why was he so happy when he voted before, it turned out that he put me together at this time, can the reason be a little convincing, sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy.

But it's okay, two people are just two people, I glanced at Zhang Fei's version of the second child who was full of muscles, and then at the military advisor Zhuge version of Xiao Wu with a face full of wisdom, and I had a feeling of arrogance for no reason.

It would be great if they could call me my lord. Historians can say that if Liu Bei didn't drop his son and didn't make Adou a fool, maybe the country would be his family! I am convinced of this.

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