"I don't understand, why does Little Seventh Brother have to follow?" I looked at the little seventh brother sitting on the shoulder of the savage second brother sucking the pacifier, and was speechless for a while.

"Brother Xiaolin, do you look down on your buddies or what?" Little Brother Qi was immediately unhappy, spit out the pacifier and shook the bottle in his hand, as if I dared to say something despicable, and immediately splashed me with goat milk

"Xiao Qi has a lot of skills, and he wants to play with him, he hasn't been to the royal city yet." The second savage shook the spear in his hand, and seemed to be very excited.

On his shoulder sat a little boss pointing the country, and the thug below was holding a spear with an excited face, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like he was going to kick the hall instead of offering treasures

"Brother Xiaolin, brother, I am known as the little overlord of the East Forest, this name is also spelled out with real knives and guns, if something happens, you don't care about me, Brother Xiaoqi will cover you!" Little Brother Qi waved his fist and sprinkled two drops of goat's milk on my face.

I wiped my face, and I felt in my heart that this so-called real knife and real gun was spelled out, and it was probably the creatures in the forest who succumbed to his crotch, huh? Why is this sentence so strange?

A child wearing open crotch pants can be dragged like this, which still has a lot to do with the second child who is full of force. With the second savage protecting him, the little seventh brother is really invincible all over the forest.

No, the old man was itchy, and he poked two pheasants to death on the way, saying that he would take them to the city to exchange some seeds for the third child to take care of the vegetable garden.

Me: ""

Yesterday the dwarves were said to be good friends with the animals of the forest.

I believe it now, I really regard my second child as a friend. Otherwise, just because he is so stupid and so ruthless, I still won't give up, isn't it true friendship?

Thinking about the peasant-like third child, I suddenly found that this honest and honest dwarf is the cutest

Since I came to the fairy tale world, I have been staying in the forest, except for the night when I met Orion and a woman with a slightly lower IQ. This is the first time I have come to a fairytale city, and I was stunned when I stood at the city gate.

Not to mention, it's quite decent. Although this kingdom is only a small principality, the royal city, as the largest city in the kingdom, is still as prosperous as the big cities on the earth, with a large flow of people, and people are constantly coming in and out.

The guards at the gate of the city saw the spear in the old hand of the savage, and stopped him very responsibly.

"What for?" One of the guards tilted his head back as if he were glaring at someone with his nostrils.

I have to say that the second savage is extraordinarily short, but it didn't attract too many onlookers, after all, it's a fairy tale world, and there are all kinds of non-human races, I just saw a very ugly creature enter the city, and the wise military advisor Xiao Wu told me that it was a goblin.

But a few dwarves looked like countrymen, and they were carrying a sharp spear, which was a bit dangerous no matter how they looked.

"What you don't do is to juggle and beg for a living on weekdays." I hurried forward.

The guard looked at me for a moment, then stared straight at my shoes.

Me: "Are people in this world so obsessed with crocodile shoes?"

The guards thought I was a big deal, so they respectfully let me go. Believe in juggling, will it be too easy to deceive? But I didn't expect that I, a crow's mouth, would actually become a proverb

"Brother, something is wrong." There are really a lot of people in Wangcheng, and the flow of people can be said to be "endless", just like the traffic jam in the imperial capital of my Great Heavenly Empire. The dick suddenly turned his head and called out to me, and I was almost pushed out of the crowd.

"What's wrong?" I asked with concern, and Xiao Wu, who had been silent, also came up to see what the situation was.

"The money bag was stolen." The second savage had a sad face, his fists clenched, and I believe that if the pickpocket who stole the money bag appeared in front of him now, he might be missing arms and legs.

Although the dwarves live a semi-secluded life, they still occasionally go into the city, although they are poor, but they still have some money, and now it's okay, the second child has been sent by me to squeeze people in front of the road, and squeeze and squeeze the money bag to squeeze out. Now all our possessions are left with the two pheasants that Xiao Wu is carrying, and these pheasants still need to be used to change seeds for the third child.

"Why don't you sell the pheasant first and we'll have some food? Now we don't even have money for food. "I mentioned a Jianyì.

Who knew that the three dwarves changed their faces in an instant, and said, "Fang Lin, you don't know the temper of the third child." He was miserable if he didn't grow vegetables, and if he didn't give him seeds when he went back, he wouldn't be able to plow the land with a hoe. As for what he hit with his hoe, it's really impossible to say. ”

They all stared at my head, as if they could already foresee the scene of the "farmer" having no land to cultivate, swinging his hoe and giving me a headshot.

Day, I used to say that the third child is the cutest

Why are my dwarfs so perverted?

"Someone actually stole it on my head, isn't this a sign to smash my little seventh brother?" Only the innocent bear children don't know how miserable we are now, which means we don't have money for lunch and dinner.

I shifted my gaze to the spear in the old second-hand and said, "Second child, are you afraid of life?" ”

"Brother, what do you mean?" The second child was a little incomprehensible.

"I mean, if a bunch of strangers were staring at you, wouldn't you be shy?"

Xiao Wu was the first to understand, he touched the spear in the old hand of the savage and said: "What a good spear, what a pity if you don't show off." ”

I nodded at the little fifth brother, then found a vacant space, pushed the second brother up, picked up a broken bowl from the ground and threw it into the hands of the little seventh brother.

Little Brother Qi held a pacifier and asked, "What to do?" ”

"After a while, you will look at others pitifully, and then ask them for money." I teach Little Seventh Brother.

"Okay, don't you say that: everyone comes out to mix, they are all brothers! Brothers, I am a little tight on money today, the rivers and lakes are urgent, the rivers and lakes are urgent! "Little Seventh Brother's round baby fat face is simply full of ruffians.

I knocked on his brain, and said angrily: "Read it to me, those who have money will hold a money field, and those who have no money will hold a personal field, come to the bowl quickly." ”

The little seventh brother in the open crotch pants grinned and said, "Hey, I like that sentence Come to the bowl." ”

"Hah!" As soon as the second child threw the spear and lay down, this posture gave me a feeling that Yue Fei was alive, that is, he was half a body shorter.

Wow——, the tiger and tiger of the second dance.

I was worried at first that this guy would be shy, but I didn't expect it to be fucking crazy. There are more and more people around, and he is getting more and more addicted, good guy, the spear in his hand is picked and stabbed, and he can feel the strength when he stands two meters away from him.

"Smack——! The second child's spear swung at a stone, and the stone shattered!

"He's not alone!" I couldn't help but shout, this force is worth more than a show!

The second child deserves to be the second child!

"Good!" Bursts of cheers came from all around, and more and more people gathered around, all of them clapped for the second child. I hurriedly pushed the little seventh brother, at this time, it is necessary to rely on the bear child to play. Kids, you should be able to win some sympathy, right?

It's a pity that I think too much.

Little Seventh Brother is a thief on weekdays, and the key is to immediately drop the chain.

"Everyone who has money holds a personal field, and those who don't have money hold a money field, it seems to be the opposite. No matter! What that! There are brothers all over the world" The little seventh brother patted his fleshy little chest and shook the little Ding Ding under his crotch, which is simply arrogant!

I now understand that these dwarves are miniature versions of Liangshan. What is the name of the English translation of "Water Margin"? It's "All Brothers in the Four Seas"!

I glared at Little Seventh Brother, and Little Seventh Brother immediately realized that he had said something wrong.

"What, there's one more sentence and one more!" Little Brother Qi gasped for breath, thinking hard, obviously still in a state of forgetting words, and after a while, his eyes lit up.

"Come to the bowl!" He let out a loud shout, and his momentum reached an unprecedented peak in his life! He turned back to me and smiled smugly, with a 'you praise me, praise me' expression.

Me: ""

Sure enough, this kind of child can't get used to it, because their zodiac sign is a bear, and the five elements are not pumped!

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