016 [You can't keep a low profile anymore]

In the royal city, there are not no jugglers, and the people in the city have seen it more or less, but it is really unprecedented to ask for money in this tone.

Seeing that the people around him were stunned, the second savage's desire to show off was obviously not satisfied, and he hurriedly danced a flower with a spear and split another stone with his hand.

The voice, snapping, not to mention the passion.

"Smack." A copper coin was thrown into the broken bowl.

"Smack." Next comes the second and third.

I actually earned dozens of copper coins at once! , you know, in the waist bag before the second child, there were only fifteen copper coins

I seem to see a business opportunity. The bottom line of people in the fairy tale world is very low, and there is no lower limit. If you ask for money like this, you will give money, I mean you are tolerant, or do you mean that you are cheap?

The most annoying thing is that the little seventh brother also pursed his lips, and said with a dissatisfied expression: "Everyone is their own people, if you give a little more, you will die, I sue you, this piece of land is covered by my little seventh brother, and the protection fee will be paid in the future."

I saw that someone put his hand into the bowl, wanting to get back the copper coin he had just thrown, and hurriedly brought back the little seventh brother, and covered his mouth with the other hand. It's like carrying a chick. Xiao Qige held the broken bowl for a while, and kept talking about the protection fee, as if he wanted to negotiate the price with the people around him. And looking at that posture, it is ready to come to a salute before the soldier, if the price is not satisfied, it is estimated that the second child will directly copy the spear.

"You taught him these sets, right?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu smiled and said, "I teach to play on weekdays." ”

I'll just say that they are a miniature version of the heroes of Liangshan! Who the fuck would teach their own brother to charge more protection money if they were done the right way?

Seeing that the second child didn't continue to play, the people who watched the excitement were separated, and when the people were almost gone, I found that there was a big man in armor in the crowd, and at this moment the people were gone.

I muttered in a low voice: "Isn't it just a few stones, and you can use the chengguan fine?" Say, how much! ”

I think I'm pretty single now, maybe because I've been with the dwarves for a long time.

"No money, no money!" The man in armor introduced himself: "I am the captain of the guard army of the royal city, I don't know what this strong man is called?" ”

He stared at the second child, his eyes lit up, as if a pervert had seen the most delicious little Lori, and it seemed that the tram-car-idiot-man finally found the outburst-dew-woman who went out without underwear in the car.

It's just that the title of strong man will be a little casual? You're a Western fairy tale, hey!

"It's easy to say, just call me the second child." The second child is already addicted to showing off his skills, and he dances a gun flower again.

"Oh! Dear dick! The captain of the guard hooked his shoulder, not minding how obscene the phrase 'dear dick' was, and he asked in a low voice, "Do you have a specific job now?" ”

Not to mention, the captain of the guard is more than 1.8 meters tall, and the second is 1.4 meters, so the captain is squatting to hook up with him.

"Of course there is, my little seventh brother is known as the little overlord of the East Forest, and there are two generals under him, the second brother and Brother Xiaolin! They're all my red sticks! Little Brother Qi lay on the shoulder of the second brother and sucked the pacifier. Stepping on the 1.4-meter-tall stilts, the little seventh brother still couldn't make eye level with the captain of the guard, and lost a lot of momentum.

The captain of the guard ignored him, he stared at the second child, and popped out a sentence that surprised me.

"Brother, you're a talent! Follow me, you can't keep a low profile! ”

My day, are you sure that the captain of the guard is not engaged in pyramid schemes?

In the end, the second child didn't choose to follow him, and then the captain of the guard calculated with me the fine for smashing stones in the royal city, and collected five copper coins from us.

However, it was obvious that the captain of the guard was still unwilling to let go of the opportunity to hook up with the second child to enter the organization, and when he saw that we were about to go to dinner, he waved his hand boldly and said that he would invite.

I looked at the five copper coins he was holding, took the money we had collected here, and shouted for a treat, this captain is also a talent. But looking at his ugly appearance, no wonder he is so shameless, anyway, with such an ugly face, don't want it.

We are not familiar with Wangcheng, but the captain of the guard, as the highest-level urban manager of Wangcheng, is naturally not familiar with it, and it is the type that can brush his face when eating.

As soon as he walked into the tavern, the boss came out directly to curry favor and say a few words of flattery, and said that today's meal was free. The captain of the guard is even more shameless than I imagined, and his five copper coins don't need to be spent.

At this moment, I was shocked that there were such amazing and shameless people in the world!

"Oh, my dear second brother, I don't know what you came to Wangcheng for this time? I'm also a small person in the royal city, and what I say counts as many points, so I might be able to help you. "The captain of the guard has a brother, obviously, it is a pity that a super thug like the second savage is not recruited into the chengguan brigade to sweep the world.

"It's nothing, isn't the forest to the east of the kingdom difficult to walk? In the past few years, it has been difficult for the kingdom to communicate with its neighbors. I've heard that your convoy has been in and out several times, and a lot of people have died just to get a complete map? "The second child is sloppy.

I knew that this guy had a very strange brain, and was stupid in some ways, but when it came to pretending-coercion, he was simply self-taught.

"Yes, this is an order from His Majesty the King, and we can only do it. Last time, more than 50 of us went, and only 30 of us came back. One of them went crazy and said that he had come across a monster with a weedy face in the eastern forest," the captain of the guard took a sip of his dark beer and began to complain.

My heart twitched, no wonder the dwarves knew that the empire was going to make a map, and when they drove them away, the dwarves also helped. If it weren't for the monster with the weeds on his face, I'd fucking walk home backwards!

"That's why we're here to present the map." The second child looked like Lao Tzu was a master, and he didn't forget to pick up the miscellaneous hair on his face.

The captain of the guard was stunned, if someone else said this, he wouldn't believe it, but if the second child said so, he definitely believed it!

With this explosive combat power, it is possible to fight a piece of heaven in the forest alone. But it's true that the East Forest is peaceful, and I've always wondered if it's because the second child beat up countless animals

Not to mention, I now think of Prince Charming walking alone in the forest with a sword, and it is likely that he also wants to carve out a path for himself and then draw a map

"Great work! You have simply made a great contribution to the kingdom of the king! Go, come with me to see His Majesty the King now! The captain of the guard was overwhelmed with emotion.

The second child smiled and agreed, but Xiao Wu stood up, grabbed the second child's hand, and then rubbed his hands against the captain of the guard, and said, "Then those five copper coins"

I glanced at Xiao Wu, and I almost shouted: "Little Fifth Brother, you are also a talent!" You can't keep a low profile any longer! ”