Little Red Riding Hood Police Flower Style
Happy Spring Festival, everyone~~! All wishes come true, all the best, the Year of the Ox is even more bullish~~~~!!
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It's still a fairy tale.
It's still the same sentence, I know that these articles are idiots, the text doesn't pay attention to logic and doesn't pay attention to blind breaking, but I still hope to make everyone laugh in the New Year's Festival.
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And again, it's really nonsense......
Add a sentence.,Actually, I don't like this very much.,The reason why I put it up.,It's because the two protagonists in this article will be used in the later oneγγγγγ I'm afraid that they don't know who they are, and it will affect the effect...... Ahem, though it may not have much effect......
If you're not laughing, if you're angry...... Ahem, for the New Year, you are a little lighter under the bricks......
Sixteen, who had no breath, crawled slowly......
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There are patrol police patrolling the streets, criminal investigation has criminal police, and my task is to maintain the forest river crab and resolutely arrest the big bad wolf.
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A good morning usually starts with a good breakfast.
It's a pity that Comrade Doctor 14 didn't have a good breakfast today.
"Wife...... Scrambled eggs...... Seemingly...... There is less salt...... "Doctor Fourteen Sword frowned slightly.
"As a doctor, you need to have a very professional tongue, do you really think there is less salt?" Comrade Little Red Riding Hood raised his eyebrows slightly.
"Uh...... Do you feel that there is less salt...... But I'm not a stomatist, I'm an internal medicine department......" Doctor Fourteen felt aggrieved.
"Even if you are not a dental specialist, as a family member of a criminal investigation professional, you can't lower your requirements for yourself. How can your tongue be so blunt with food?! You know, sometimes the clues to the crime are in some details!! "Little Red Riding Hood Police Huafeng comrade is righteous and stern.
"Oh, I see, I'll work harder, it's just ...... Salt...... It really seems to be a little less...... "Doctor Fourteen is still wronged except for grievances."
"A little little salt?" Little Red Riding Hood's tone is tough.
"Yes." Doctor Fourteen's tone was firm.
"Do you really think it's a little little?" Little Red Riding Hood raised her voice.
ββ¦β¦ Yes......" Doctor Fourteen's tone began to be less determined.
"Are you sure you think the salt is a bit underwhelming?" Background music has also been added. The atmosphere was condensed.
ββ¦β¦β¦ Not......... Wife, you ...... You're not going to hit me......" Doctor Fourteen finally began to waver.
"No, I'm a police officer, and the police are reasonable!!" Although Little Red Riding Hood's palm turned into a fist.
ββ¦β¦ Hmm, isn't it a little little...... "Truth is still truth, although Doctor Fourteen quickly glanced at his wife's pink fist.
"It's definitely your delusion. Because, I didn't put salt in my scrambled eggs this morning!!! "Make a fist. Firmly.
"......" Doctor Fourteen was speechless.
"Not to mention that as a doctor, even people with general medical knowledge should know that eating too much salt is not good, and blood vessels will harden...... For the sake of your husband, I specially did not add salt...... "Little Red Riding Hood Police Flower Fengxiao is reasonable, and he is emotional.
"Wife...... Chairman Mao taught us to seek truth from facts...... "Doctor 14 has to occupy the commanding heights of faith."
"Uh...... That one...... In fact...... No salt is ...... It's because I forgot ...... "Little Red Riding Hood Police Hua Feng is a party member." Party. Party. Faith is invincible.
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ Forget it............ "Doctor Fourteen still quietly ate all the eggs, well, well, yes, he's a considerate new good man - the point is to go to work in a while, don't eat hungry......
"Today is the day to see my grandmother, right? You bring eggnog with you. Doctor Fourteen handed over a basket.
I brought a chicken cake last week.
Big last week I brought omelets.
It was egg drop soup last week.
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Well, that's right, Little Red Riding Hood Police Huafeng is best at egg cooking. Using the same ingredient to make different styles of cuisine is a special chef, a Chinese master, a Chinese master. That, please praise her, don't worship. Be kind-hearted and low-key, and it's not good to have a personality cult.
"Don't forget to bring something good to eat. Pot-wrapped meat, boiled fish, kung pao chicken, ......," Doctor Fourteen advised.
The day of visiting my grandmother was also a day for the two of them to improve their lives. Although Comrade Little Red Riding Hood Police Huafeng's egg dishes are perfect, he eats nineteen meals of eggs a week...... This, this,...... What's the matter, life still needs to be adjusted.......
"Got it. Even if I forget the 'BMW' and bring it back, I won't forget the food! Little Red Riding Hood lifted the basket and prepared to go. Before going out, you have to shout the slogan: "Our slogan is ......"
"No tooth decay!" Doctor Fourteen hurriedly spoke.
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When the big bad wolf fell heavily on the ground, the acupuncture hole was finally knocked open, but he had completely lost the ability to resist, and his calves kicked one after another, and he had more air out and less air in.
Hunter Wu Er couldn't stand it anymore, he just didn't like wolf meat, so he felt very disgusted when he saw a stall of wolf meat pumping on the ground. But he was handcuffed to a chair, and he couldn't avoid it for a while. He said in his heart: It seems that if he doesn't say anything to stop it, he will definitely vomit after a while of nausea, and then breakfast will be wasted. On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work, how can you waste food? Although I eat Korean-style grilled pork belly in the morning and rice millet and sorghum rice are not related, but ah, the waste behavior is always wrong!! So, he controlled his emotions and volume, and muttered casually: "Madam, this, this, it's too bloody, such a violent scene shouldn't appear in a fairy tale, and you must be kind and can't abuse animals......"
Little Red Riding Hood's eyes were like torches, his words were like ice, and he said in a deep voice: "What, are you planning to obstruct the police officers from performing their official duties?" Or are you ready to interfere with the administration of justice? β
"Not at all, Madam." Although the descendants did not inherit this splendid cultural heritage, some kung fu has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, exuding all the time, and is very good for use in daily life. In an instant, the hunter Wu Er had put away his compassionate and compassionate Bodhisattva face, replaced it with a bitter and hateful revolutionary face, and said with a resolute will: "You are doing so right, Lei Feng's predecessors taught us that we should treat revolutionary comrades like me as warm as spring, treat your great work as hot as summer, treat individualism like autumn wind sweeping away leaves, and treat class enemies like big bad wolves must be as cruel and ruthless as winter!! You are a good example to learn from Lei Feng, a model of loyalty to the revolution and loyalty to the party. β
ββ¦β¦ Long-winded. Little Red Riding Hood Officer Huafeng really didn't bother to pay attention to him, walked over, stepped on the big bad wolf that was about to turn into a coffin, and asked sharply: "Say, your name, gender, age, home address, ......"
The big bad wolf struggled to spit out a sentence: "I was wrong, I was really wrong......"
"If an apology is useful, what do you want the police to do?! If you want to cry, do a handstand so that the tears don't come down! "Actually, that's really kind advice.
The big bad wolf twitched, and then used all his strength to condense all his words into one sentence: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have smuggled here in the first place, if I hadn't smuggled over, my boss wouldn't have died, and if my boss hadn't died, I wouldn't have fallen into such a sad place......"
"Smuggling? Top dog? "That's the security brigade. Little Red Riding Hood police officer Hua Feng immediately called the police station, and by the way, he humanely asked a colleague from the security brigade to bring an ambulance over.
The police who rushed to hear the news invited Comrade 14, a senior attending physician of the Forest Hospital, to conduct an on-the-spot investigation and make an authoritative conclusion: Comrade Hua Feng, the little red riding hood policeman, was very angry, and the consequences were very serious, and the big bad wolf's self-care ability in the second half of his life was less than 3.14159265%, which was a first-class disability.
(Doctor 14: In fact, even the internal medicine drops, the identification of the disability level is even unprofessional......=.) =|||||
A certain wind: ...... What's that, husband, don't you talk, didn't the director ask you to make a cameo for the rest of the money to invite passers-by, the director said that he would give you back the camera, and now you can just say whatever lines he gives you...... οΌ
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On the evening news, the arrest of the big bad wolf made headlines.
There are two close-ups on the video, one is the big bad wolf who is already Parkinson's, and the other is the heroic and majestic who does not love red clothes and loves arms, who said that women are not as good as men's little red riding hood police flowers, the stark contrast has achieved excellent results, and the people have reason to believe that the forest police are determined to fight criminals and will ******** forest river crabs!!
After staring at the TV for a long time, Little Red Riding Hood suddenly jumped up, grabbed Doctor Fourteen's hand, and said excitedly: "Husband, the effect of your newly bought Shark Xuanxing Gel is really good, after a fierce fight, the hairstyle has not changed ......"
Doctor Fourteen stroked her hair tenderly and whispered, "...... I said that the 'good flute is really good' that you bought cheaply may not be good......"
The enemy was defeated.
Forest river crab too.
Pot-wrapped meat, boiled fish, kung pao chicken, diced chicken, served.
The long-awaited dinner has finally begun.
Although there is no good breakfast as the beginning of the day, but there is a good dinner as compensation, this day, it is still very beautiful river crabs.
(End of this article)