Happy Spring Festival, everyone~~! All wishes come true, all the best, the Year of the Ox is even more bullish~~~~!!

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It's still a fairy tale.

It's still the same sentence, I know that these articles are idiots, the text doesn't pay attention to logic and doesn't pay attention to blind breaking, but I still hope to make everyone laugh in the New Year's Festival.

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And again, it's really nonsense......

If you're not laughing, if you're angry...... Ahem, for the New Year, you are a little lighter under the bricks......

Sixteen, who was covered by a bag, crawled away with his head covered......

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We want to thank a diamond ring. And, of course, peas.

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' – Princess Pea...... of husbands

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What is most lacking in the 21st century? Talent.

"So, we're going to hire a princess." The stepmother said to the Minister of the Interior, "A real princess." ”

Stepmother, see stepmother again.

Please forgive a stepmother-controlled author who insists on adding a stepmother to every fairy tale for her little hobby......

Well, let's be honest, actually this stepmom actor gave me two packs of Oreo cookies yesterday......

Hmm, it's delicious......

Uh, what, I've decided, today's prince will be called Oreo.

Then, in order to distinguish these stepmothers, it is necessary to give the stepmothers a name. Well, through Cinderella's stepmother is called Gray Queen's mother, and Snow White's stepmother is called Snow White's stepmother, so the stepmother in this article ......

Oh no, it's not Pea's stepmother, she's not Princess Pea's stepmother, she's Princess Pea's stepmother-in-law...... She is also the stepmother of Princess Pea's future husband, Prince Oreo, referred to as Oreo's stepmother...... HOHOHO~~~

Well, these are extraneous details, so please ignore them and get back to our story.

Good. Just now, Oreo's stepmother said, "We're going to hire a real princess." ”

She also said, "A prince can only marry a real princess." ”

She also said, "Don't ask me why, anyway, if the prince can't marry the real princess, don't think about pro-government." ”

She concluded, "You don't need a reason for a strong life. ”

……>_00……

- A certain wind: On behalf of the party and the country and my family, I will shoot you for 14 years, a liar!!

- Author: Heroine spare her life! Heroine spare her life! Yes!!! ）

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"We will be happy." The bridegroom, Prince Oreo, said to his bride, "From now on we will be the king and queen of the empire, the supreme leader!" From now on, you can do whatever you want. ”

"I want to interview people." The bride Princess Pea kept her graceful smile as always, "This is the greatest pleasure of my life." ”

"No problem." Prince Oreo said, "A lot of ministers should be dealt with, once a son of heaven and a courtier, we need to recruit new people and replenish new blood." Dear, these newcomers will be interviewed by you. ”

"Great." Mian Bayang was very happy. After thinking about it, she added, "I also need to replace all the gravel paths in the garden with lawns." The last time I jumped out of your window, I tripped over an inexplicable soft cushion and landed on a rock, and my back was bruised......"

"Upholstered ......" Prince Oreo chuckled, it was a human cushion. He never told Mian Bayang that it was the Queen Mother that she stepped on that day.

stepped on the queen mother, fell, and the stone was on his waist...... Stone...... Stone...... The location...... Prince Oreo suddenly remembered the diamonds that glittered in the moonlight that day, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" The face bully raised his eyebrows, a little dissatisfied. "Even though I became the 'Pea Princess,' I still can't thank the stone for making me ...... It just hurts. ”

"Didn't laugh at anything." Prince Oreo put his arm around the bride's shoulders, kissed her frowning brow, and said with a smile, "Of course we shouldn't be thankful for the stones." What we should be thankful for is a diamond ring. And, of course, peas. ”

(End of this article)