In the dream, Monkey Xiaoxin dreamed of his ex-girlfriend Wen Qiao for a while, and dreamed of You Mi for a while. When he saw Wen Qiao in a dream wearing a wedding dress and marrying the Japanese, his heart was unexpectedly unwavering, and he even wanted to eat skewers.

And when he saw You Mi wearing a wedding dress and marrying someone else, he was in a hurry, he rushed up, snatched You Mi from the groom's hand, and pulled You Mi to run forward without stopping, ignoring the chase and abuse of everyone behind him.

He felt that he had never done anything so exciting in his life, but he was happy.

"Yumi, marry me!" Monkey Xiaoxin asked You Mi while running.

However, You Mi did not answer him.

"Yumi?" Monkey Xiaoxin turned around and found that it was You Mi who was pulling and running, but the widescreen Tang Xiaobai in a wedding dress.

"Ahh Monkey Xiaoxin was scared awake, he felt that Tang Xiaobai's appearance in a wedding dress was really terrible.

He looked at his watch and realized that he had slept for a day and a night. He took the mobile phone on the bedside and found that there were a few missed calls, as well as Tang Xiaobai's white-haired >, "If you don't die, I'll reply to a message." ”

"Not dead." Monkey Xiaoxin went back to the past.

Then, the phone rang.

"Woke up?" Tang Xiaobai's voice was joking.

"Well, my head still hurts a little." Monkey Xiaoxin rubbed his forehead.

"Heh, it's good not to die, do you know how scary you were the night before? I almost hit 110! Tang Xiaobai roared.

"What's wrong?" Monkey Xiaoxin was a little broken, and finally only remembered the sentence that You Mi leaned into his ear and said: "Do you know? The happiest thing I can think of is to drink you down! ”

So, Tang Xiaobai told him what happened to Monkey Xiaoxin after he got drunk the night before.

Monkey Xiaoxin started to get drunk when he drank the first bottle of Erguotou, but in order not to admit it in front of You Mi, he reluctantly opened the second bottle, but before he was halfway drunk, he collapsed.

At first, it was groggy, but there was some consciousness, and then it started to vomit, and even the bile came out.

After vomiting, he passed out, and everyone was so anxious that they wanted to call 110.

However, You Mi said no, saying that with her experience, it would be good to sleep for a day and a night.

Because, those who have been drunk by her have come over like this.

At that time, Tang Xiaobai knew that You Mi was not only a good amount of alcohol, but also a thousand glasses of not drunk. And the people who poured under her wine glass, not 100, all had 99, including some members of the girlfriend group present.

"In the future, you must not fight with You Mi for wine, it's terrible, she is simply a wine saint!" Tang Xiaobai said with emotion on the phone.

"Did she say anything?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked.

"What do you say?"

"Did she say anything after I got drunk?"

"Oh, she said the next time we meet, remember to pull ten leg hairs in front of her."

"Ahem, what else?"

"She said she should have pulled out 20 of them, but when she opened your trouser legs, she found that you had too little leg hair, so she changed it to 10."

"What else?" Monkey Xiaoxin felt that his teeth had been clenched.

"I want to think about it... Well, she also said... And said.." Tang Xiaobai swallowed.

"You Mi also said that people who are good at math may also be stupid, hahahaha! I think Youmi is so interesting, little new brother, you have to come on! You Mi is not easy to chase, it is said that someone has already arranged her 100th blind date. Han Xiu snatched the phone and said loudly to Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Thank you, Han Xiu, I'll do my best." After speaking, Monkey Xiaoxin hung up the phone.

"Hah!" Monkey Xiaoxin fell back into bed, "Ha... Ha.. Hahahaha! ”

He finally laughed and was still rolling around on the bed.

"Humph! The 100th blind date, don't even think about it! He sat up suddenly, the corners of his mouth raised.

"Xiaoxin, get up and drink some porridge when you wake up." Monkey Xiaoxin's mother knocked on the door.

"Okay, Mom, come on." Monkey Xiaoxin went out after getting dressed.

"Mom, I'm going to bring you a daughter-in-law back." After drinking a bowl of porridge, Monkey Xiaoxin felt much more comfortable.

"Okay, we want to ask when you're going to have a girlfriend. Got a goal? Mother Monkey asked.

"Well, but, the other party doesn't seem to look down on me now, so I have to work hard!" Monkey Xiaoxin said with a smile.

"Son, come on, mom is optimistic about you!" Mother Monkey patted Monkey Xiaoxin and encouraged.

Since that time he drank Monkey Xiaoxin down, You Mi hasn't seen him again.

However, I don't know why, when You Mi walks on the street, he occasionally pays attention to people who look like Monkey Xiaoxin.

Recently, many friends have introduced her to her and sent photos to her flop. But none of them made her look pleasing to the eye, maybe there was a monkey Xiaoxin in front of the pearl, which raised the aesthetics of You Mi by several levels.

Although, among the 99 blind dates, Fat Xiang's appearance is unmatched, and even Monkey Xiaoxin is worse than him, but Fat Xiang's male attribute is female. Therefore, Monkey Xiaoxin has become a pearl and jade, which is difficult to catch up.

As a result, You Mi entered a window period again, not an emotional window period, but a blind date window period.

Until, a photo of a handsome guy who looks so much worse than Monkey Xiaoxin appeared in front of You Mi.

You Mi decided that it was him!

You Mi began to prepare for her 100th blind date, cut her hair short, straightened it, tied a ponytail, wore a pair of white T and blue denim pants, and a pair of small white shoes.

Recently, she has fallen in love with this simple style of dressing, which makes her look a lot younger.

Even the makeup is light, in addition to the foundation, it is the eyebrow drawing and lipstick, and even the eyeliner is saved.

She came to Liangzhiyuan on time and found that the handsome guy in the photo did not appear. However, she was not in a hurry, she found a position near the window and sat down, ordered a pot of fruit tea, and waited for the handsome guy to appear while she was in a daze.

"Heh, you're dressed so young today!" Monkey Xiaoxin sat in the corner of the second floor of Liangzhiyuan, and since You Mi came in, he has been staring at her.

However, You Mi didn't notice the existence of Monkey Xiaoxin at all.

After waiting for almost half an hour, the handsome guy didn't show up, You Mi was a little impatient and started to play with his mobile phone.

"It's been half an hour, still waiting?" Monkey Xiaoxin said to himself: "How much I want to marry myself!" ”

When it was almost an hour, You Mi called the introducer and asked about the situation. You Mi didn't have the habit of asking the other party's mobile phone number in advance, and felt that if it was OK to meet, it would not be too late to ask for the other party's number.

The introducer said that the handsome guy's mobile phone was turned off and he couldn't be contacted, so he asked You Mi to simply go back first.

"Heh, who's who? Not sincere at all! After You Mi paid the bill, he left.

"Haha!" After seeing You Mi leave, Monkey Xiaoxin was so happy that he ordered a matcha cake for himself, he felt that although the matcha cake was a sweet tooth, it had a light taste, and it was good to taste it occasionally.

Afterwards, the introducer explained to You Mi, saying that the other party suddenly had something to do and couldn't go to the appointment, and caught up with the phone running out of battery, and asked You Mi if he wanted to make another appointment.

You Mi refused, feeling that such a thing as a blind date would be a big deal, and then it would decline, and then it would be exhausted. And the blind date is also about fate, since it didn't work out the first time, it is inevitable to be embarrassed to see you again.

Not long after, You Mi flipped over another handsome guy's card, this handsome guy is two years younger than You Mi, wears glasses, and is beautiful, which is exactly the type You Mi likes.

Actually, You Mi doesn't like handsome guys very much, she thinks it's unreliable, she still likes the type of showy Sven. It's just like a man likes to look at big beauties, but what he likes is a small jasper.

In order to match the handsome Sven guy, You Mi draped her hair over her shoulders and wore a pale yellow cotton dress that reached her ankles. Wearing a pair of small white shoes with short cotton socks on his feet, he is very Japanese, looking fresh and natural.

When she came to Liangzhiyuan, she found that the handsome Sven guy had not yet arrived, shrugged her shoulders, found a place by the window and sat down, and ordered herself a pot of fruit tea.

I don't know why, since the last time I saw Monkey Xiaoxin drinking this fruit tea, she also wanted to try it. So, I just ordered a pot last time, but I didn't expect it to taste good. It combines tea flavor and fruity flavor together, and it is sweet but not astringent.

Twenty minutes later, the handsome Sven guy still didn't come, and You Mi had a hint of foreboding.

So, she called the introducer and asked him if he had released his pigeons. After the introducer contacted the handsome Sven guy, he replied to Yumi that he suddenly didn't want to come.

The introducer was very sorry for the behavior of the handsome guy Sven who released the rice pigeons, and apologized on the phone, saying that he would invite you rice to dinner next time.

After You Mi said a few perfunctory sentences, he hung up, and then lay down on the table.

"Why? I was released twice in a row, and I didn't let people go on a blind date! After muttering a few words, You Mi sat up and began to sip fruit tea while admiring the men and women outside the window.

"It turns out that there are so few handsome guys on the street!" You Mi found that before meeting Monkey Xiaoxin, he felt that Sichuan C was full of handsome guys.

However, since I met Monkey Xiaoxin, I felt that there was no handsome guy on Sichuan C Street.

"Beauty, drink tea!" Speak of the devil.

"Ahem, ahem!" You Mi turned his head and found that Monkey Xiaoxin was standing beside him in the sun, smiling brightly.

Against the light, it still can't hide his handsome and dazzling appearance, demon!

"Why are you so ghostly?" You Mi gave him a blank look.

"Alone?" Monkey Xiaoxin sat opposite You Mi.

"No, two, my companion went to the toilet and will be back soon. So, please lift your noble buttocks and get out of his place. You Mi said angrily.

"It's okay, I'll give way when your companion returns." Monkey Xiaoxin said with a grin.

You Mi glanced at him again, quickly finished drinking the fruit tea, and then called the waiter to pay the bill, intending to flash people.

"Hey, didn't you say wait for a companion?" Monkey Xiaoxin called to stop Youmi.

"Don't wait, I'm in a hurry." After speaking, You Mi hugged his head again and rolled at the speed of light.

"Hahaha!" Monkey Xiaoxin laughed, then took the cup she had drunk and drank the rest of the fruit tea.

After that, no one introduced handsome guys to You Mi anymore, and the photos sent were all crooked melons and cracked dates, so that You Mi didn't want to take a second look after taking a look.

"My blind date has not been going well recently, not only was the pigeon released by two handsome guys, but now the blind date is uglier than the other." You rice in the >

"You rice, you can't judge people by their appearance." Ohio popped up.

"Hehe, I'll give it to you." You Mi chose the most chilly one among those crooked melons and cracked dates and sent it to the group.

"! When I didn't show up, I dived. "Oh is gone.

"You say, is someone manipulating me behind my back?" You Mi sent a puzzled expression.

"How is that possible? What's in it for you? Xiao Yu popped up.

"I don't want to have a good blind date, I want my blind date to be stuck at 99 times!" Yumi sent an angry expression.

"Ah Qiu!" Monkey Xiaoxin sneezed, "The air in Sichuan C is indeed not very good. ”