Chapter 55: The happiest thing I can think of is to give you
"My name is Da Ou, and I'm Fat Xiang's boyfriend." Da Ou hugged Fat Xiang's neck with an affectionate expression.
"Oh (three sounds)..."Tang Xiaobai and Han Xiu looked at Fat Xiang and Da Ou with interest.
Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi, and raised his eyebrows even higher.
"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, since everyone is a friend, I invite everyone to eat hot pot tonight, together!" Xiao Yu said enthusiastically, breaking this weird atmosphere by the way.
"Hey, let's be clear, you were forced to invite us to eat hot pot because you lost the ride, don't be so generous, okay?" Da Ou stood up and slapped Xiao Yu in the face.
"Anyway, it's all the old lady's money, what's the difference?" Xiao Yu retorted.
"Yes, yes, yes! If you have money, then you can eat it with your belly open! Da Ou said to everyone.
So, everyone came to a hot pot restaurant called "Thief with Material".
"This name is good, the thief has the material, and when I hear it, it is for You Mi." As he spoke, Da Ou did not forget to glance obscenely at the twin peaks of Youmi.
"You've eaten so much chicken breast, you guess you've overtaken me by now." You Mi glanced at Ou.
"No picture, no truth, Da Ou, come, show one!" Xiao Yu coaxed beside him, and made a gesture to pick up Da Ou's shirt.
"No! There are two more gentlemen. Da Ou hurriedly covered his chest and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and Tang Xiaobai slightly shyly.
"You Mi, your friends are so interesting!" Han Xiu sat down beside You Mi with a smile.
"They don't have a high IQ, and they laugh." You Mi smiled and looked at Tang Xiaobai and Monkey Xiaoxin, "Old Tang, you can sit casually!" β
So, Monkey Xiaoxin sat on the other side of You Mi very casually.
"There are a lot of places here, do you want to consider finding a place to sit close to the toilet, and when you need to urinate urgently, you can go straight to the toilet." You Mi glanced at Monkey Xiaoxin with an unhappy face.
"My kidneys are good, I'm not afraid." Monkey Xiaoxin replied with a harmless smile.
Everyone: There is adultery(* Μ) Μ*)
How can you eat hot pot without beer, and the girlfriend group is almost all alcoholic. So, Xiao Yu asked the waiter to carry two cases of beer.
"I remember that You Mi had a good amount of alcohol." Tang Xiaobai poured You Mi a glass of beer and said.
"Really?" Monkey Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows and looked at You Mi.
"What, don't you believe it?" You Mi also raised his eyebrows like Monkey Xiaoxin, but unfortunately, he didn't pick high enough.
"Can you drink it white?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi's high and low eyebrows and asked with a smile.
"Can you drink it white?" You Mi asked rhetorically, still trying to raise one side of her eyebrows higher.
"Waiter, two bottles of two pots." Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi and beckoned to the waiter.
"Yo, let's start fighting!" Da Ou said excitedly that he likes to watch You Mi fight with others the most.
Especially when the other party was drunk and lying down by Youmi, he was forcibly plucked from his legs.
"Da Ou, are you coming?" You Mi looked at Ou.
"I.." Before Da Ou's word "come" came out, he was stopped by a look from Fat Xiang, "Hehe, I have hemorrhoids recently, and I dare not touch the liquor." β
"I'm afraid your hemorrhoids have nothing to do with drinking, right?" Xiao Yu smiled ambiguously.
"You know, I'm sacrificing my ego to achieve a good fate." Da Ou whispered to Xiao Yu, and did not forget to glance at You Mi and Monkey Xiaoxin.
"What's that, Brother Xiaoxin, the rules of our girlfriend group, if you lose the wine, you will be punished." Da Ou said to Monkey Xiaoxin.
"What punishment?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked.
"Pluck your legs!" Da Ou got up, stepped on the stool, lifted the hem of his trousers, and pointed to the thick leg hair on his calf.
"Poof!" Han Xiu smiled, "Brother Xiaoxin, I remember that you don't seem to have any leg hair on your legs." β
"Well, I say, how do you know if he has more or less leg hair on his legs?" Tang Xiaobai looked at Han Xiu dissatisfied.
"Hehe, didn't we soak in the hot springs together?" Han Xiu lowered his head, covered his mouth and smiled.
Tang Xiaobai held his forehead and decided to send the demon Monkey Xiaoxin out quickly, so that his fiancΓ©e would always glance at him.
"I said Sister Han Xiu, listening to your tone, how do you feel that I will lose?" Monkey Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows and looked at Han Xiu.
"Huh? How can there be, however, I am still more optimistic about Youmi. Hee-hee! After speaking, he made a cheering gesture towards You Mibi, "Gangbad!" β
"Thank you!" You Mi hugged his fist at Han Xiu.
"There is a penalty for losing, but what about winning, is there a reward?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked Da Ou, but his eyes were fixed on You Mi's face.
"Well, I'm going to ask our rice worm, because, every time she wins, hahahaha!" Ohio laughed.
"What's the reward?" Monkey Xiaoxin leaned his face to You Mi and asked.
"What reward do you want?" Demon, stay away from me, You Mi stepped back.
"Huh!" Monkey Xiaoxin smiled, and the smile was particularly charming, he leaned closer, put his face to it, and whispered into You Mi's ear: "If I win, you will be my girlfriend." β
"Ouch, say it louder, we didn't hear it!" Xiao Yu shouted.
"Hehe, You Mi can hear it." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled at Xiao Yu, looking like Jiyue.
Mom, my blood groove is empty! Xiao Yu was critted by Monkey Xiaoxin's smile.
Looking at You Mi's disgusted look again, Xiao Yu shouted in his heart: What a tyrannical thing!
After a while, two bottles of two pots were placed in front of You Mi and Monkey Xiaoxin.
"Ladies first." Monkey Xiaoxin made a "please" action.
You Mi glanced at Monkey Xiaoxin, the corners of his mouth rose, poured himself a full cup, and then took a sip.
"Wow! Youmi is amazing. Han Xiu, who doesn't know how to drink at all, drinks soy milk while cheering for Youmi.
Monkey Xiaoxin smiled and poured himself a full cup, also taking a bite to the bottom.
"Xiaoxin, rise up!" Tang Xiaobai encouraged Monkey Xiaoxin.
Then they took sides.
You Mi's side: Han Xiu, Chen Jie, Fat Xiang.
Monkey Xiaoxin's side: Tang Xiaobai, Xiao Yu, Da Ou.
Knowing that Monkey Xiaoxin has little chance of winning, why do Xiao Yu and Da Ou still stand in line with him?
Because he's handsome!
When half a bottle was drunk, You Mi was still not red and out of breath; And Monkey Xiaoxin, his face has turned red, and he has the illusion of a red complexion in white.
"Do you know what my sister's nickname is?" Looking at the blush crawling all over Monkey Xiaoxin's face, You Mi said proudly.
"Big Mac?" Monkey Xiaoxin was slightly drunk, raised his eyebrows and looked at You Mi's twin peaks, with a playful expression.
"Heh, wipe your saliva first." You Mi glanced at him, and then said, "A thousand cups are not drunk!" β
"Really?" Monkey Xiaoxin wiped the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, thinking: There is no saliva!
After drinking most of the bottle, You Mi's face was only slightly red, but his expression was still clear, and his words were still sharp.
"How much is this?" You Mi looked at the red-faced monkey Xiaoxin and compared it to 2.
"It's you!" Monkey Xiaoxin also compared 2 to her, then smiled and asked, "Is 1+1+1 bigger, or is the third power of 1 bigger?" β
"Of course it's 1 to the third power!" You Mi said without thinking about it.
"Just because you're good doesn't mean you're good at math." Monkey Xiaoxin supported his head with one hand, smiled and looked at You Mi, with deep pupils.
"The third power of 1..."Da Ou took out his mobile phone and clicked on the calculator, "You Mi, the third power of 1 is also 1!" β
"Huh!" You Mi didn't laugh angrily, threw away the wine glass, grabbed the bottle at the second pot head, and blew the bottle directly.
"Smack!"
Putting the empty bottles heavily on the table, he waved to the waiter and shouted, "Trouble for two more bottles of two pots!" β
"Wow! You Mi is going to make a big move. Da Ou said excitedly, by the way, he looked at the monkey Xiaoxin who was still holding on, and silently lit a row of candles for him in his heart.
"Eh, You Mi, Xiaoxin hasn't finished this bottle yet." Tang Xiaobai said worriedly.
"No more?" You Mi leaned down and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin who was half-lying on the table.
"Hehe, go on!" Monkey Xiaoxin straightened up, learned to swim rice, and blew the bottle directly.
"Brother Xiaoxin, it's okay, we'll send you home when you're drunk in a while." Han Xiu is also a person who doesn't think it's a big deal.
Thus, the second round of wine fighting began.
Both of them don't use cups anymore and blow bottles directly.
The other people simply stopped eating, put down their chopsticks directly, and watched the two of them fight together.
You Mi is still drunk freely, without any drunkenness; On the other hand, Monkey Xiaoxin is gradually failing......
The spicy liquor was poured into his mouth, which was hot and spicy, and it made Monkey Xiaoxin's heart ache. However, he felt that You Mi was spicier and more heartburn than these two pots.
It stands to reason that whether it is looks or personality, You Mi is not his favorite type. He likes girls with delicate looks and docile personalities, not necessarily pretty, just pleasing to the eye, but he must have a good temper, and it is best to be obedient and well-behaved. For example, his ex-girlfriend like that.
However, his well-behaved and docile ex-girlfriend still abandoned him and married a Japanese man for the sake of profit. This made him feel very disdainful, and it also made him start to reflect on his own view of mate selection.
Therefore, when he met You Mi for the first time, Monkey Xiaoxin had a new mate selection standard - You Mi.
Monkey Xiaoxin said to You Mi that if she wins, let her be his girlfriend, this sentence is not a joke, but just a joke to say his heart.
However, when he watched You Mi drink the second pot head as white water, Monkey Xiaoxin felt that he might not be able to win.
From childhood to adulthood, although he doesn't say it, he is a person who does not admit defeat in his heart, as long as he can get the first, he will never fall into the second.
Thinking of this, he smiled, this time he may not be able to get the first place.
Slowly, Monkey Xiaoxin's consciousness began to blur, and he vaguely heard someone calling him.
"Xiaoxin, are you okay? If you can't, don't drink it. This is Tang Xiaobai's voice.
"Brother Xiaoxin, don't be reckless, it's a big deal to pluck your leg hair." This is Han Xiu's voice.
"Yes, Sister Han Xiu is right, isn't it just plucking leg hair, I have also plucked it, although it hurts, but endure it and it will pass." This is the voice of Daou.
"You Mi, forget it, don't drink and have an accident." This is the voice of Fat Xiang.
"You Mi, please let it go, the little new brother is about to faint." This is Xiao Yu's voice.
Hey... Why didn't you hear the voice of Yumi?
Monkey Xiaoxin tried to open his eyes and tilted his head to find You Mi's figure. He found Yu Mi sitting in front of him, holding his head in one hand and a wine bottle in the other.
Then, Yumi's face slowly approached him, causing his heart to start beating faster.
He noticed that Yumi's face was getting bigger and bigger, until all he saw was hers.
"You know what? The happiest thing I can think of is to drink you down! You Mi's voice was slightly malicious, and gently drifted into Monkey Xiaoxin's ears.