"Ahh So fast? "Brother, we've only met twice, okay?

"I told you before my mom a long time ago, and she really wanted to meet you." Li Weiguo said with a smile.

A week ago, Li Wei Guo.

"Wei Guo, I found that you have been hiding in the toilet and talking on the phone recently, doesn't it stink?" Li's mother asked.

"Mom, the toilet is soundproof." Li Weiguo held his forehead, feeling at home, there was a feeling of being watched at any time.

It's time to get married, so you can move out in the open.

"Who to call? And hide from me and your dad. Li's mother complained.

"A girl." Li Weiguo Road.

"Falling in love?" Mother Li's eyes lit up.

"No, the two are still in contact!" Li Weiguo told the truth.

"Bring it back to your mother, and your mother will help you with your staff." Mother Li said with a smile.

"Well, there's no need to rush it, right?" Li Weiguo said reluctantly.

"Yes, yes, you will be 31 next year, and if you don't have a girlfriend, the neighbors will think you have a problem." Li's mother said.

"Mom, I can bring her to meet you, but please be cautious when you talk to her this time." Li Weiguo said seriously.

"Oops, I've never been careless in my words." Mother Li waved her hand impatiently.

Li Weiguo sighed.

"That's... That is better to be respectful. You Mi said shyly.

My sister, please don't mess around with idioms, okay?

"Then you can find a free weekend and come to Sichuan A." Li Weiguo said.

So, on the Saturday of the second week, You Mi got on the bus to Sichuan A.

After leaving the platform, You Mi saw Li Weiguo who was looking forward to it in the crowd.

"Tired or not?" Li Weiguo lifted the bag in You Mi's hand.

"Fortunately, I slept all the way, but my legs were a little sore, and the seat was too low." Yumi tapped his thigh.

"I helped you open a room in the hotel next to the University of Electronic Science and Technology, you can go and rest first." Li Weiguo said.

Going to open a house so soon? We haven't even pulled our little hands! You Mi froze.

"The hotel is the University of Electronic Science and Technology's own, specially for the parents of students, although it is not luxurious, but it is very hygienic and quiet." Li Weiguo continued.

"Oh, good." You Mi nodded in panic.

"Are you hungry? Why don't we go to dinner first. Li Weiguo asked.

"I ate a lot of snacks in the car and wasn't hungry."

"Well, then let's go to the hotel first, and we'll have an early meal in the evening."

After checking in, Li Weiguo said to You Mi: "You rest first, I'll go back first, I'll come to you between 4 o'clock and 4:30 o'clock, remember to lock the door." ”

"Ah, are you leaving?" You Mi asked, don't you have to study the structure of the human body before you go to the hotel?

"Well, I'll go back and buy groceries with my mother." Li Weiguo said truthfully.

After Li Weiguo left, You Mi lay on the bed and said to himself: "My mind is really unhealthy. ”

Hehe, you just found out?

At 4:15 p.m., Li Weiguo came, and then went to his house with the neatly packed You Mi.

Li Weiguo's home is also near the University of Electronic Science and Technology, it seems that it is assigned by the unit, and Li's father is a professor at the University of Electronic Science and Technology.

"It turned out to be an intellectual family, and I don't know if the other party will be difficult to get along with." You Mi couldn't help but muttered in her heart.

"That, Yumi." Li Weiguo was a little slurgary.

"How?" You Mi asked.

"My mother has never worked, she has never seen much of the world, she is just a housewife, so you don't have to take what she says too seriously." Li Weiguo said.

"Oh, okay." Housewives in intellectual families are not too vulgar.

Fortunately, You Mi was dressed very low-key today, wearing a white long down jacket with black trousers, and her hair was tied up, looking very energetic. The makeup is also very simple, just apply foundation, draw eyebrows, and rub some lip gloss.

"Mom, Youmi is here." Li Weiguo invited You Mi into the house.

"Ah, Xiaoyou is here!" Mother Li rushed out of the kitchen and was very enthusiastic.

You Mi found that Li Weiguo and Li's mother really looked alike, but Li's mother's hair volume and hairline were significantly better than Li Weiguo's.

Although Li's mother is not as dignified and decent as a female intellectual, she is not as unseen as Li Weiguo said, and she is not as vulgar as You Mi thinks.

"Hello aunt, hello uncle." You Mi politely greeted the two old men.

Father Li wears a pair of heavy short-sighted glasses, and his hair is slightly bald and gray. It turns out that Li Weiguo's hair is like Li's father, and it seems that it is more likely to go to the Mediterranean Sea in the future.

If the two become in the future, then my aunt will have one more Taoist friend with the same hairstyle.

Father Li is very introverted and doesn't talk much, so after saying hello to Youmi, he sat on the sofa and continued to read the newspaper. And Li's mother was very enthusiastic, pulled You Mi into a seat, and then poured water for her, took fruits, and took melon seeds.

Li Weiguo, on the contrary, stood by a little restrained, a little at a loss.

"What are you doing standing stupidly? With the little lobbying conversation, I went to the kitchen to get busy. Li's mother said a few more words to You Mi and left.

"Are you nervous?" You Mi looked at Li Weiguo.

"No, I haven't brought a girl to the house for a long time, and I'm a little uncomfortable." Li Weiguo accidentally told the truth.

"Yo, listen to you, I used to bring girls a lot." You Mi joked.

"Which. Yes, yes, I brought one or two with me before. I'm so busy, how can I have time to interact with so many girls! Li Weiguo said nervously.

"Relax, it's me seeing the parents, not you." You Mi peeled melon seeds for herself, which was not polite at all.

"Hehe, I just like your cheerful personality." Seeing You Mi so relaxed, Li Weiguo was not nervous.

Li Gong, You Mi, is this called heartless and lungless?

You Mi took advantage of the fact that Li's mother was busy in the kitchen, Li's father was reading the newspaper, and Li Weiguo secretly observed Li Weiguo's home when he was peeling apples for himself.

She found that the house was quite large, with a three-suite layout, almost 120 to 140 in size. The decoration is very simple, even the roof is not hanging, there is not much furniture, but it is very high-grade, basically based on mahogany furniture.

It is a low-key luxury type, but it is too old-fashioned, and it does not match Li Weiguo's literary temperament.

I don't know if Li Weiguo will continue to live at home after marriage, or will he move out? However, have you thought too far, and you haven't skimmed the eight characters yet!

"It's time to eat!" Mother Li's voice interrupted You Mi's fugue.

The four of them sat at a large round table, feeling a little empty.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, I'll go, Li's mother is alone in the kitchen, and it only took a few hours to vacate seven dishes and one soup.

You Mi really wanted to bow down and worship, hoping that Li's mother would accept her knees.

"Xiaoyou, there are not many dishes, so I will eat them." Mother Li enthusiastically added rice to Youmi.

"Where, so many dishes, thank you Auntie." You Mi took the rice bowl handed by Li's mother.

Although You Mi has long hands, the first time he comes to someone else's house, he still only clips the dishes in front of him.

After eating a few dishes, You Mi was shocked to find that except for the plate of shredded potatoes with green peppers, the other dishes seemed to be overnight dishes. You Mizui is tricky and never eats overnight dishes at home.

Hehe, Mother Li, I take back the knee I just sent you.

So, when You Mi ate the plate of shredded potatoes with green peppers and potatoes, he began to stretch out his long hand and move on to other fresh dishes.

"It seems that Xiaoyou likes to eat shredded potatoes with green peppers." Li's mother found that except for fried shredded potatoes with green peppers in front of Youmi, the other dishes had hardly been moved.

"Hehe, I think Auntie's fried shredded green pepper potatoes are better than those in the restaurant." You Mi opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Oh, this kid has such a sweet mouth!" Mother Li covered her mouth and laughed.

Hehe, Mother Li, I don't like to eat shredded potatoes with green peppers, I like to eat meat, such as the plate of braised pork in front of you.

However, Li's mother didn't hear You Mi's heart at all, and kept putting braised pork in her bowl and Li Weiguo's bowl.

You Mi found that almost all the fresh dishes were in front of Li Weiguo, followed by Li's mother, and almost all of them were overnight dishes in front of herself and Li's father.

However, maybe Dad Li is used to it, eating stir-fried fat sausages overnight, and relishing it.

The fat sausage that has been overnight has long lost the crispness when it was just out of the pot, soft, chewing in the mouth, and there is a feeling of chewing a rubber band.

You Mi gave up after taking a bite, and continued to eat the few remaining shredded potatoes with green peppers, cold cucumbers, and ants on the tree.

Because only these three dishes are fresh, and they are obtained from the rice sandwich.

After the meal, You Mi burped, and there was a smell of green pepper and potato.

"Xiaoyou, sit down first, and when I clean up, we'll talk." Li's mother smiled and cleaned up the dishes, while Li's father and Li Weiguo sat on the sofa, reading newspapers and watching TV.

"Auntie, I'll clean it up for you." You Mi wants to digest the shredded potatoes with green peppers.

"Oh, how can this kid be so sensible!" Mother Li was unceremonious and handed the rag to You Mi.

"Xiaoyou, how old is this year?" When she was cleaning up the dishes, Li's mother began to ask questions in the quasi-mother-in-law style.

"Twenty-seven." Yumida.

"It's not too small, if you don't have children, you won't be able to give birth." Mother Li sighed.

"Uh." You Mi didn't know how to answer.

"But it doesn't matter, you can give birth before 30, hurry up!" Mother Li, who did you give birth to?

"Huh." You Mi can only hehe.

"What does Xiaoyou do?" Li's mother asked.

"I was the deputy director of the office in a branch of the Sichuan C Water Plant." You Mi said truthfully.

"It's good, but I can only resign after I get married, otherwise who will take care of our family and defend the country!" Mother Li, you think so far.

"Huh." You Mi continued.

"Oops, the water hasn't been wiped clean. Be sure to wipe the water clean after washing the dishes, otherwise it is easy to get moldy. Mother Li took the dishes that You Mi had wiped and wiped them again.

"Oh." My sister hadn't washed the dishes at home, and You Mi muttered in her heart.

"Alright! Let's go to the living room and sit down. Mother Li took You Mi's arm and walked out intimately.

"Defend the country, pour water for Xiaoyou." After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Would you like water or tea?" Li Weiguo asked.

"Tea bar." The taste of tea should be able to suppress the taste of shredded potatoes with green peppers.

After a while, Li's mother came out with a bunch of certificates and certificates.

Isn't it, take the household registration book, this is the rhythm of flash marriage?

"Xiaoyou, you see, this is our family's household registration book, and our information is true and not fake. Next time, show me your ID card and household registration book. Of course, it's not that Auntie doesn't believe you, but it's always safer. Li's mother handed the household registration book to You Mi.

"Uh, okay." You Mi held the household registration book, and seemed to be a little hot.

She looked up and peeked at Li Weiguo, and found that his face was a little constipated.

"This is our family's real estate certificate, plus this house, we have a total of three properties, and a car, but the car is driven by his father, and Wei Guo doesn't like to drive." Li's mother handed the real estate certificate to You Mi again.

"Well, Auntie, you don't need to show me this." I haven't thought about marrying into your Li family!

"Yes, yes. This is Wei Guo's graduation certificate, primary school, middle school, university, as well as his party membership certificate, sixth-level English certificate and software engineer certificate...... "Li's mother took out many certificates at once.

"We are party members, Xiaoyou, are you?" Li's mother asked.

"Well, not yet, but I will definitely join the party in the future, and the company has regulations." You Mi said.

In fact, she could have joined the party a long time ago, but she refused, and refused many times. Because she didn't want to get close to the party at all, she felt that her consciousness was not high, and her whole person was full of capitalist hedonism from the inside out.

"That's good, that's good, otherwise it's not worthy of our family to defend the country." Mother Li said with a smile.

"Huh." You Mi raised his eyes and peeked at Li Weiguo again, and found that his face was even more constipated.

"Originally, we Weiguo could have been admitted to graduate school, but he wanted to work early, otherwise, I'm afraid we are all doctors now. What about Xiaoyou, is it a master's degree? Li's mother asked.

"It's not." I didn't even go to college.

"Mom, why are you mentioning this!" Li Weiguo knew that academic qualifications were a big regret for You Mi, so he hurriedly stopped Li's mother from continuing to ask questions.

"Oh, look at me, when I'm happy, I talk a lot." Mother Li smiled.

"Huh." Youmi and hehe, you talk a lot, don't you know how to chat?

"Youmi." Mother Li suddenly put aside the messy certificates, took You Mi's hand, and looked serious.

Mother Li, are you going to make a big move?

"Yes." You Mi nodded.

"Don't look at our family Weiguo is 30 years old, although I have also talked about some girlfriends, but I have always told him that falling in love without the purpose of marriage is playing hooligan." Li's mother said.

"Well, Auntie has a point." This night, you finally said something normal.

"So, he's still a virgin." Sure enough, I still too young, too simple Tucson breaks, this sentence is the big move you want to put.

You Mi immediately looked up at Li Weiguo, his face full of black question marks. And Li Weiguo's face is no longer as simple as constipation, it is simply an advanced stage of bowel cancer!

"Huh." What else can I say but hehe?

"What about Yumi? Are you a virgin? I don't care about anything else, you are not a party member, and your education is not as good as defending the country, it doesn't matter, but you must be a virgin, so that you are worthy of our family to defend the country. Mother Li said solemnly.

"Uh," You Mi looked at Li's mother's serious expression, and then looked at Li Weiguo's expression of advanced bowel cancer, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!" ”

Virgo is also a virgin, I'm not lying.

"Oops, that's great!" Mother Li applauded happily and smiled like a child.

"Huh." It's good that you're always happy.

Just let me continue......