Chapter 54: Are You My Tail?

"yes, it's a coincidence, you're also coming to the bathroom, big or small?" You Mi pretended to stroke her hair elegantly, and slowly moved towards the door while responding to Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Trumpet." Monkey Xiaoxin was joking, smiling at You Mi's movements.

"Oh, then you go on, pee happily." Yumi finally moved to the door, and was about to reach for the doorknob.

"Did I go wrong, or did you go wrong?" Monkey Xiaoxin finally asked this crucial question.

"We didn't go wrong, I crossed over." After speaking, You Mi immediately opened the door of the men's toilet and rolled at the speed of light with his head in his hands.

Looking at You Mi's embarrassed look, Monkey Xiaoxin was in a good mood, opened the zipper, and prepared to flood the water in the urinal pool.

After thinking about it, he zipped it up again, walked into the cubicle, locked the door, and then swept through the squatting pit.

You Mi ran back to Xiao Yu and Chen Jie in a panic, took the drink in Chen Jie's hand, and drank it to the bottom in one go.

"You just finished rehydrating and immediately rehydrated?" Xiao Yu asked.

"I'm not going to shop today, I'm tired, let's go back." After drinking the drink, You Mi said to the two.

"No, it's only been two hours of shopping, and your usual combat power is at least three hours!" Xiao Yu wondered.

"I feel that my aunt is coming, and my back hurts and my milk hurts." You Mihu pinched.

So, the three of them went home.

You Mi thinks that it is better to go out less recently, and Chuan C is too small.

Youmi, who has been at home for a while, feels that fleas are coming out of the house. So, at the instigation of the girlfriend group, I came to the sea of flowers to ride a bicycle to relieve my constipation.

The sea of flowers in spring, flowers in full bloom, butterflies flying, bees wandering, the most suitable for inviting friends to wander here.

Xiao Yu, Chen Jie, Fat Xiang, Da Ou, as well as You Mi, the five golden flowers of the girlfriend group, all gathered in the sea of flowers today, one person and one bicycle, planning to have a cycling competition around the sea of flowers.

Everyone agreed that whoever rode at the back would be invited to eat hot pot. So, in order to only eat and not pay for it, everyone rode very hard.

In the first lap, Da Ou was far ahead, followed by You Mi, followed by Fat Xiang and Chen Jie, and Xiao Yu at the bottom.

"Sisters, isn't it just a hot pot? Why are you competing so hard and leaving me last? Xiao Yu complained in the back.

"Interesting!" Everyone shouted.

Xiao Yu gritted his teeth and pedaled desperately, chasing Chen Jie in front of him.

It's not that she can't afford the money for a hot pot, but a matter of dignity, if she loses, it is estimated that she will be washed by everyone again.

The people in the girlfriend group have no other skills, but in terms of group ridicule, they have always worked together and spared no effort.

Da Ou had already surpassed Xiao Yu by a lap, and rode past her, not forgetting to joke: "You are the result of overindulgence, and your body is too depleted." ”

"Chrysanthemum itching again?" Xiao Yu glared.

"You can't stop itching, I have a little shoko!" Da Ou said with a lewd expression.

"Xiao Yu, are you crawling turtles?" You Mi is also out of the circle.

"!" Xiao Yu roared angrily.

You Mihahaha laughed and overtook him, chasing after Da Ou.

"Da Ou, I'll sing you a song!" The distance between Youmi and Daou is getting closer and closer.

"Don't listen, don't listen, rice worm chanting!" Da Ou knew that You Mi was going to start using psychological tactics.

"The chrysanthemum is full of wounds, your rectum has turned yellow, and the flowers have hurt your heart quietly......" You Mi sang in a loud voice.

"Huh... Isn't that a swimming rice? Tang Xiaobai asked the monkey Xiaoxin beside him.

"Seems to be." In fact, Monkey Xiaoxin had already seen You Mi and a group of them, because they were so noisy that it was difficult not to pay attention.

Tang Xiaobai and Monkey Xiaoxin were busy for a while before they set the company's office location and bought a 400-square-meter office room in a newly renovated office building in the new urban area.

After a little rest, Tang Xiaobai took Han Xiu to play in the sea of flowers, and by the way, he also called Monkey Xiaoxin and asked him to come out to breathe.

Monkey Xiaoxin arrived first, and sat in a milk tea shop, waiting for the two while watching others fly kites and ride bicycles.

"The life of the people of Sichuan is quite leisurely." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled and said to himself.

Suddenly, a familiar figure flashed past his eyes.

"Whoever is the last to please eat hot pot!" As you ride, You Mi turned around and shouted at her friends.

"Hehe, Chuan C is so small!" Monkey Xiaoxin smiled.

Then, his eyes kept following You Mi's figure, circling around the sea of flowers again and again, until Tang Xiaobai and Han Xiu came over.

"Let's go for a ride, too." Tang Xiaobai pulled Han Xiu.

"Let's ride a tandem." Han Xiu looked at Tang Xiaobai shyly.

"Okay!" Tang Xiaobai smiled and immediately agreed.

So, Tang Xiaobai and Han Xiu rode a double bicycle, and Monkey Xiaoxin followed behind them, chose a single bike of the same style as You Mi, and rode on it.

"Let's go after Youmi." Tang Xiaobai turned back to Monkey Xiaoxin and said.

"You'd better make sure you don't wrestle first." With that, Monkey Xiaoxin rode in front of Tang Xiaobai and them, looking for the familiar figure.

"Hey, slow down, you're pedaling too fast, I can't keep up with you!" Han Xiu shouted from behind.

Sure enough, riding a tandem bike still requires tacit understanding and cooperation, otherwise, you may really fall.

"Da Ou, I'm going to surpass you, hahaha!" After You Mi poisoned Daou with a song "Chrysanthemum Residue", he overtook and led Daou by half a body.

"Victory is not martial!" Da Ou was not convinced.

"La-la!" You Mi hummed a song and accelerated the frequency of pedaling, directly shook off Da Ou, and rode forward for several meters.

"What a coincidence, you're riding too, didn't you come this time?" Monkey Xiaoxin quietly rode to You Mi's side.

"! Why are you again? You Mi turned his head and saw Monkey Xiaoxin's handsome and unflattened face.

"Do you want to say ho are you, ho old are you?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi with a smile on his face.

"I want to say you're my tail? How can I see you everywhere, although Chuan C is not big, but you will follow me wherever I go, right? You Mi gave him a blank look.

"It's called fate!" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi, and his smile became brighter and brighter.

"You on purpose, right?" You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin, wanting to make a big move.

"What?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked confused and tilted his head to look at You Mi.

"Aren't you a programmer ape? Ape poop isn't just the you pull. After speaking, You Mi sped up again and shook off Monkey Xiaoxin, who had not yet reacted.

30 seconds later, You Mi heard a burst of laughter from the monkey Xiaoxin behind him.

"The reflex arc is so long!" Yumi scoffed.

However, Monkey Xiaoxin still followed You Mi in a haunted manner, and You Mi sped up every time he saw Monkey Xiaoxin about to catch up, and threw him away.

The two of them are like this, happily performing the adult game of "I'll catch you when I catch you, hey, hey".

"Huh... Did you see that there is a handsome guy chasing Youmi. After a few laps, the people in the girlfriend group were also tired and drove the car aside to rest. Xiao Yu found that You Mi did not follow, so he searched for You Mi's figure in the group of cyclists, so he saw this scene.

"It's like, wow, white and handsome, it's my type of thing." Da Ou said to the next to him.

"Ahem!" After coughing twice beside Da Ou, Fat Xiang said gloomily: "Tomorrow you wash the sheets and dry them, while the weather is good." ”

"Shoko-chan, I was wrong, he's not my type." Da Ou immediately became a little daughter-in-law in seconds, and took Fat Xiang's hand and said coquettishly.

"Youmi is going to keep riding?" Chen Jie asked.

"If there is adultery, we will sit here and wait." After Xiao Yu finished speaking, he pulled Chen Jie to buy a drink.

"Aren't you tired after riding for so long?" Monkey Xiaoxin finally caught up with You Mi, maybe You Mi rode for too long and his physical strength couldn't keep up, so he was caught up by Monkey Xiaoxin.

"I'm tired, you continue, my sister won't accompany you!" After speaking, You Mi rode in the direction of the girlfriend group.

Seeing You Mi leave, Monkey Xiaoxin was slightly disappointed, and turned back to find Tang Xiaobai and them.

"Yo yo, have you caught a handsome guy?" Seeing You Mi coming, Xiao Yu joked.

"! Monkey Xiaoxin, my 99th blind date. You Mi rolled her eyes, pulled over to the side, and took a bottle of drink to drink.

"Wow, it's really handsome, you just take it, I see that the way he looks at you is very content." Xiao Yu said excitedly.

"The concubine can't do it!" You Mi ignored Xiao Yu and continued to drink.

"Looks pretty good." Chen Jie said.

"Hehe, it does look good, so let's just take a look." You Mi sneered.

"Yumi!" Tang Xiaobai led Han Xiu over, followed by Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Old Tang, Han Xiu, you guys are also here to ride." Since You Mi found out that the vertical screen Tang Xiaobai has become a widescreen Tang Xiaobai, You Mi has begun to call him Old Tang.

"You Mi, we just wanted to say hello to you, but you and Little Brother Xin were riding too fast, and we couldn't catch up." Han Xiu jumped up and ran to You Mi.

"Whatever you drink, take your pick." Da Ou said to Han Xiu and the three of them very enthusiastically.

"Thank you." Han Xiu buried his head in choosing a drink, and gave Tang Xiaobai and Monkey Xiaoxin a bottle of Nongfu Spring.

"In the future, you will be like Brother Xiaoxin, drinking Nongfu Spring, which is a little sweet." Han Xiu no longer allowed Tang Xiaobai to drink Coke, afraid that he would really become an ultra-wide screen.

"Oh." Tang Xiaobai glanced at the Coke on the table, and reluctantly unscrewed the cap of Nongfu Spring.

I took a sip of Nongfu Spring, and it was really bland.

Tang Xiaobai looked at the people in the girlfriend group and asked You Mi: "Your friend?" ”

"yes, I'll introduce you." Saying that, You Mi introduced the members of the girlfriend group to Tang Xiaobai and the three of them, and also introduced Tang Xiaobai and the three to the girlfriend group.

When Monkey Xiaoxin was introduced, Monkey Xiaoxin took the initiative to say to everyone: "Hello everyone, my name is Monkey Xiaoxin, and I am Youmi's 99th blind date." ”

"Oh (three sounds)...", everyone looked like they were waiting for the melon to eat.

"Hello, my name is Pan Xiang, nicknamed Fat Xiang, and I am You Mi's third blind date." Fat Xiang had an expression of "it's not big enough" and stretched out his right hand to Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Oh (three sounds)..."Monkey Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows and looked at Fat Xiang, and also stretched out his right hand.

After a brief touch of hands, the two took it away.