Middle Finger Mountain, above the lonely snowy peak, in the quiet white mist. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The white mist is vast, and the monotonous white after entering the eyes makes this vast white fog that seems to be independent of the outside world, and even time seems to be completely imperceptible.

Although the concept of time has been almost blurred in this vast and seemingly boundless dense fog, Xie Yu knows very clearly that under the leadership of the elven people, in this white fog that cannot be seen, after being lost for two days and two nights, another two days and two nights has passed quietly in the circle of the team......

This is not to say that Xie Yu is sensitive to time, but simply because-

Shrek, this guy who is extremely positive and attentive to the problem of eating, I don't know if it is because he has been destroyed too ruthlessly after not eating meat for a few days in a row, so his stomach seems to have become a timekeeper in the past few days.

And what made Xie Yu a little crying and laughing was that the chirping in Shrek's abdomen, whenever it sounded like a regular alarm clock, when it came to volume, it was not much worse than his loud voice.

Therefore, in the past two days, in fact, it is not only Xie Yu alone, but this entire mixed team of humans and elves, even if they don't know the direction and the time, but as long as they hear the loud sound of a drum in Shrek's stomach, this tired adventure team will immediately be refreshed - and then, they can touch the light of that rude and ugly human again, stop to eat and rest for a while......

Although there is no more meat in the three meals in the past few days, and the two irresponsible team leaders of Xiao Niu'er and Yawen have completely carried forward the eating habits of women who like to eat bran vegetables, and the meals are just used to feed everyone as a group of rabbits with the huge fruits of the elf clan......

However, this kind of thing that was previously disdained in Shrek's eyes, after a few days of starvation, Shrek, the pot-bellied king, has been tortured and completely lacks the pride and backbone of being a high-level carnivore.

Whenever this rough embryo was so hungry that his heart was close to his back, and the two little yellow bean eyes began to turn like dead fish out of the water, he caught the fruit thrown by Nicole or Yawen, although there was only one, but this guy could still be moved to tears immediately, first he touched the colorful fruit in his hand like a lover, and after a while, he wiped the tears on his ugly face indiscriminately. Snot, and involuntary drool, chewing slowly on the fruit full of the care and love of the goddess in his hand, although splattering from time to time, but compared with the previous barbecue when eating, it can really be regarded as chewing elegantly and eating very happily.

In the past two days, since Xie Yu reluctantly and sadly accepted the identity of the new guide, he and Shrek can only walk at the front of the team to explore the way for everyone, and every time he sees Shrek's unproductive appearance of gratitude because of a fruit's charity, it can make Xie Yu's face full of contempt and wry smile, and then in the flattery of loyalty to the little girl immediately after Shrek chewed the fruit carefully and swallowed it, he couldn't help but cover his forehead, shaking his head and sighing......

However, it was not only our little mage who shook his head and sighed......

Because, in the past two days, all the humans and elves have discovered that in addition to Shrek's rude and ugly human successfully starving himself into a timer, there is also a change that annoys them-

Hello!

The little magician, who had the name of the noblest profession among mankind, but was obscene, despicable, shameless, cowardly, and often holding back his thoughts and preparing to harm others, two days ago, I don't know which tendon was wrong in my head, but without warning, I had an extra hobby of singing.

Yes, that little human magician must have had the wrong tendon in his head, or he had just been hit in the head by something!

- The elves unanimously and angrily thought so.

The elves' guesses, although there are some malicious curses in them, have to say that in a way, they are actually extremely accurate!

Although Xie Yu's head has not been hit by anything in the past two days, since he became the new guide of this miscellaneous adventure team, judging from all kinds of performances, it really looks like his head suddenly made the wrong tendons! Moreover, ...... And more than one!

Two days ago, when Shrek dragged our little mage to the front of the team to open the way, and then ran back two steps to ask his goddess Nicole for credit, Xie Yu snorted disdainfully again, and then, in his heart, he had actually made up his mind to break the can.

So, when the team finally restarted and was ready to snatch the ice flame grass from under the claws of an adult fire dragon, a loud and loud singing voice with deep grief and grievance, similar to Shrek's broken gong voice, sounded like a ghost crying wolf from the front of the team.

"Oops......

The king asked me to patrol the mountains~

I'll turn the world around~

Beat my drums~

Ring my gong~~~

Life is full of rhythm~

The king asked me to patrol the mountains~

Grab a monk and cook dinner~

The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet~

Don't envy the mandarin ducks, don't envy the immortals......"

......

For four days and four nights since entering this empty and quiet fog, the team has been cautious and vigilant all the way under the instructions of the old guide Yawen, and try not to make any unnecessary noises, and move forward quietly on the premise of avoiding alarming the fire dragon.

In the words of Xie Yu's previous life, the old guide Yawen's way of marching is called "quietly enter the village, don't shoot!"

Therefore, in the quiet and almost eerie atmosphere, there was no sound except for the "rustle" sound of the team stepping on the snow as they advanced, and this series of loud songs like ghosts and wolves resounded in the open air, which suddenly made the team instantly petrified and fell into great panic and uneasiness.

"Rely on it, rely on it, rely on it......" Shrek shouted in surprise, and quickly pulled the sleeve of the little brother next to him: "Boy, what are you doing?!Are you crazy?!"

"That's a lot...... What's wrong again?!" Xie Yu broke free dissatisfiedly, then pursed his lips and snorted in his nose.

"Boy, why do you want to sing all of a sudden?!The elf said that it's best to be quiet when you're on your way,......" Shrek frowned and blinked his little eyes in confusion.

"Is that elf a guide now?!hmph......"

"Uh...... However, Miss Nicole has also commanded this, and we ...... I still have to listen to Miss Nicole......" Shrek glanced in the direction behind him and looked back uneasily.

"The troublemaker...... Well, is Miss Nicole a guide?"

"Uh...... This, but ......"

"Ah, it's nothing, but now I'm the guide!"

Xie Yu patted his chest impatiently, and said confidently: "Big brother, don't you want to find that grass quickly, and by the way, beat that obstructive little dragon down with three fists and two feet, and then let Miss Nicole praise you fiercely......"

"Hmm......"

Shrek looked up at the sky and groaned for a while, Xiao Huangdou's eyes kept blinking rapidly, as if he had imagined something in his mind:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Hmmm, hehe......"

Although I don't know what kind of picture Shrek is depicting in his mind, it is obvious that it must be beautiful, because, after a short moment of silence, the black and ugly face of this rough embryo unconsciously bloomed into a chrysanthemum in full bloom.

"Alas...... Let's go and kill ourselves...... Uh, go and skin that little dragon......" Xie Yu sighed, smiled bitterly, and moved his gaze back from the black chrysanthemum that was close at hand, and then waved his hand, quite a heroic spirit.

"Okay boy! Let's go...... Let's go, huh...... But in which direction should we go? We must find the grass before those pesky elves! We can't let those sissies rob the big brother of the credit......" Shrek hummed heavily, and then looked at his sensible little brother with confidence and bright eyes.

"It's simple...... Everything is under the control of the little brother!, take off your shoes...... Well, forget it, don't bother the eldest brother, let's use the younger brother's......"

After speaking, Xie Yu leaned over, took off one of his shoes and pinched it in his hand, then squinted his eyes, and began to dance, shake his head, and at the same time chant words in his mouth:

"Heavenly Spirit...... The spirit of the earth! Taishang Laojun will soon appear to ...... All reactionaries are paper tigers! Socialism is good...... Socialism is good...... The people of the socialist countries have a high status, and the reactionaries have been beaten away...... Imperialism fled with its tail between its legs...... Aoi-sensei is on top!

Shrek stood beside him in a daze, only to see the little brother shout for the last time, and then threw the shoes in his hand with his eyes closed, and after the shoes landed, he quickly opened his eyes and leaned down again, lying on the ground like a dog, I don't know what he was looking for, after a while, he found that the little brother finally stood up, brushed off the snowflakes stained on his body, and then raised his head with his chest up, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, attached one hand behind him, and pointed to the right front with the other hand. "Hmph...... Big brother, if the little brother is not wrong......! Hmph, it's in that direction!"

Shrek: "...... Are you sure?!"

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