"What do you mean?"

Shrek obviously didn't understand the little mage's sudden angry reprimand, but after blinking his eyes for a while, he immediately felt aggrieved and angry at this little brother's rudeness:

"Grandma's! Why are you so ignorant?!How dare you yell at me! Big brother, is this wiping your ass, understand?!"

"Fuck you!, do I need you to wipe my ass?!"

Xie Yu looked at the indignant appearance of this rough embryo after being wronged, and couldn't help but be angry, and glared at Shrek fiercely and scolded: "Besides, I'm sorry......! Are you wiping your ass? Damn, you're clearly trying to take advantage of your master!"

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Nicole is biting the fruit next to her, although the bite is still very elegant, but when she looks at the middle finger mountain in the distance, her eyes are always difficult to hide her anxiety, and then after lowering her head, she will be stunned from time to time, and her eyebrows are frowning tightly, and she feels a little impatient with the arrival of the little mage and Shrek, so at this moment, the meaningless dispute between the little mage and the rough embryo makes Nicole feel even more upset. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Hey, you idiots, you're going to quarrel somewhere else!...... boring."

Glancing at the noisy two in disgust, Nicole made a small face, and then scolded coldly.

Xie Yu was already familiar with the arrogant temper of the little girl, so he naturally didn't take it to heart, snorted disdainfully, and was about to ridicule Nicole for a few words, but before the words came out, he saw that Shrek seemed to have no heart to question his rudeness immediately, and the grievances and resentment in his stomach also disappeared in an instant, although his face was still purple, but when he saw that the goddess was willing to talk to him, regardless of the quality of his tone, his expression changed from sadness and anger to joy in a second, and the purple on his face was also aggravated with the change of expression, and there was actually a trend of developing to black。

"Damn! I must develop a medicine to cure this idiot's nymphomaniac, cut off his seven emotions and six desires, and save him from being unable to walk the road if he commits a nymphomaniac! As the saying goes, when children are in love, heroes are short of breath, and although this guy is not a hero, he can't be too bearish...... How can you become a talent like this?!hmm...... Also, isn't it also said in the sword method of warding off evil spirits-if you want to practice divine skills, you must first go from the palace...... It was prescient, alas!"

After Xie Yu watched Shrek commit a nymphomaniac, he was there again, nodding his head and waist, showing his true colors as a pug, and immediately sighed in his heart, muttering in a low voice while shaking his head with contempt.

"Yes, yes...... Excuse me Miss Nicole! Let's go here and ...... Hehe, Miss Nicole, don't be angry......" Shrek's ugly face was accompanied by a flattering smile, and he nodded and was about to leave with Xie Yu's clothes.

But just turned around, this rough embryo seemed to suddenly remember something, and after a pause, he actually risked making his goddess angry again, turned back, laughed at Nicole a few times, and handed the piece of barbecue meat in his hand to the little girl, and his expression was instantly enthusiastic:

"Miss Nicole...... That, uh...... I was arguing with this kid just now, and I actually forgot about business, huh...... Actually, I didn't come here to give meat to the dead fat man, he had already eaten so ugly, I couldn't let him eat it anymore, so ...... Well, this piece of meat is actually brought to you...... You see you're so thin, you shouldn't always eat those fruits that don't eat enough, you really should eat more meat to replenish your body......"

Nicole just took a bite of the fruit, feeling the sweet and sour, juicy and endless aftertaste on the tip of her tongue, but looked at the piece of roast meat that Shrek was holding in his hand that looked like it had been bitten by some beast, and then looked at the suspicious traces of saliva on the small pieces distributed on it, especially the kind of burnt yellow with a faint gray and black color, and then suddenly felt that there was no appetite, and after trying to hold back the churning in her stomach, she looked at Shrek's eyes again, and in disgust, she was hung with genuine anger.

Seeing that his goddess was about to get angry again, Shrek was in a hurry, but this rude stupid guy didn't associate the reason for the goddess's anger with even a trace of the barbecue meat in his hand that had been ravaged by himself, but thought that it was because he said that the goddess ate too many nutritious fruits, which led to poor body development, which made the goddess unhappy.

"Uh...... Miss Nicole, I'm ...... It's not that you're in bad shape, that's not what it means!...... But...... Well, huh, there's ......."

I don't have time to be annoyed by my own mouths and tongues, this guy saw that the goddess's beautiful little face was tight, his eyes were vicious, and his anger was already on the verge of exploding, and when he was sweating profusely and scratching his ears and cheeks, he suddenly patted his head, as if he had calculated it: "That...... Next door to my blacksmith's shop, there was a very learned neighbor uncle, who once told me after a big drink, woman, uh...... No, no, girl! As a good-looking girl, uh...... Of course, Miss Nicole, you're good-looking, good-looking like ...... Well...... It's like...... Forget it! It's just pretty anyway! But my neighbor uncle, who is very knowledgeable, said that there is another equally important criterion for whether a girl is good or not......

"Oh, what standard?"

Nicole groaned for a while, sighed, but seemed to try her best to suppress her anger, and then asked reluctantly.

In Xie Yu's consistent concept, Nicole's ability to suppress her anger at the moment has nothing to do with any so-called self-cultivation and inner things.

In addition to the inexplicable sympathy that is very easy to overflow, and the lack of resistance to bells and whistles or flashy so-called beautiful things, the heart of beauty, whether it is beautiful, ugly, fat or thin, status, shallow or knowledgeable, rich or illiterate, as long as it is a woman, everyone has it.

Even, women will regard the beauty of appearance as more important than their own net worth.

Therefore, as long as a woman brings up such a topic about beauty to her, she may not be able to suppress her curiosity, and at this time, any woman will be full of curiosity without exception.

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"Standards are ...... My neighbor uncle once said that a good-looking woman must first have big breasts and big buttocks, and only with big buttocks can she have many children! And her breasts must also be big, so that she will have enough milk to feed her children...... And, in addition to having big breasts and big butts, there are ...... And also...... Uh-huh......"

Shrek was originally panicking because of the goddess's imminent anger, but after seeing that he moved out the things that the uncle next door taught her, the goddess not only didn't seem to be angry, but also took the initiative to ask herself questions, and couldn't help but feel happy from the bottom of her heart, and at the same time secretly admired that the uncle next door was really smart.

It's just that when Shrek complacently talked about the aesthetic standards of the uncle next door for girls, he didn't notice that as he triumphantly told, not only his goddess Nicole, but also the other two female elves began to gradually turn blue.

Moreover, what made Xie Yu amused was that this rough embryo was not very bright in his head, and he was trying to scratch his head while talking about it, so he didn't say anything about it, and he was actually stuck, but after a few anxious blinks in the soybean's eyes, he finally blessed his heart again and patted his head hard:

"Oh! yes...... The uncle also said that in addition to having a big chest and a big buttocks, it is best to have thicker arms, thicker waist, and thicker legs...... Well, in this way, you can have the strength to work, you can wash clothes, cook, carry water and chop wood...... The uncle also said that it would be best if he could also cut down trees and hit furniture...... Well, that's about it! So Miss Nicole...... Although you have a good-looking face, you are indeed too thin now, huh...... I still want to eat more meat to make up for it...... Well, eat more meat to make yourself burly and stout as soon as possible......"

"You...... Get out!"

“...... Get out!"

“...... Get out of here!"

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Later, the expression on Shrek's ugly face, in kindness and kindness, revealed a thick solemnity and solemnity, and the tone was also extremely sincere, bitter and serious, like a holy angel who descended to the world to save the suffering believers in the world.

But before the ugly angel could finish his words, he heard three piercing screams full of shame and contempt, almost simultaneously resounding in the vast grassland of the autumn afternoon's breeze.

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