"Huh, your vision? Hmph...... Hmph, hum, hum, just with your little yellow bean eyes that can be blinded no matter how you die?!"

"Boy...... What do you mean by this strange sneer?!" Shrek was so laughed by Xie Yu's sneer that his face began to turn purple again, and he glared at him with dissatisfaction, and said viciously: "Do you want to laugh at Uncle again?!"

"Oooh...... That's not it, you're mistaken...... Me, uh...... I'm praising you for your eyes like torches, your eyes like electricity, all the ugliness of the world can't escape your eyes that have already seen through everything, and any small thing is as transparent as transparent under your blazing eyes...... If you slash vertically at the door of your brain, you're a living tanned version of Erlang God!well, but ...... Except for this face!"

"Hey...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......, hey Uncle, how can I be wrong in my way of looking at people...... Uh, what god, what two, oh...... You're talking about the second aunt, right?!Who is the second aunt...... Damn, you actually say that I am like your second aunt?!"

"Alas, you...... You're insane! It's terrible to be uneducated, let me say about you...... It's not two gods, it's not two aunts, it's two - lang - gods, just a guy like you, with a unique vision, powerful and powerful, tall and handsome, hmm...... Tall! Omnipotent in heaven and earth, he is a cow man who is hard to find in the sky and hard to find on the ground! Hmm...... Except for this face, you two are carved out of one mold!"

Seeing Shrek first patting his head there with a sudden realization, and then glaring at himself and protesting against his second aunt, Xie Yu couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, and helplessly dragged out a long tone to correct. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And Xie Yu was talking nonsense, when he talked about "tall and handsome", he carefully looked at Shrek's complacent purple ugly face, and struggled fiercely in his heart, and then he still couldn't overcome his conscience, and after a pause, he removed the "handsome" in "tall and handsome", these two sacred words.

After all, people talk and do things, although sometimes out of helplessness, they will say something insincere and do something against their will, but ...... You can't be too ignorant of your conscience!

Xie Yu is thick-skinned and good at giving people high hats, but after all, there is still a bottom line......

"Huh, boy, are you finally back to normal, and your speech is as sweet as honey...... Well, there is such a cow man, but this name is so weird, even weirder than your name...... Hehe, look, if you praise me, why do you keep saying things I don't understand......"

Xie Yu's nonsense with his eyes closed obviously made Shrek very satisfied, and this rough embryo touched his head and smirked for a long time under the comfort of his whole body.

However, in addition to being comfortable, Shrek still expressed his dissatisfaction with the little mage dissatisfied, that is, he was too subtle when he praised people......

"You know the benefits of studying now, don't you?"

Looking at this rough embryo making amorous silly music there, Xie Yu couldn't help but feel a little funny in his heart, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he rolled his eyes.

"Alas...... I know that when I was a child, my father used to force me to read with a stick, but ...... I hate it when I see those words, it's dense, I get dizzy when I see it, where is there a fight with someone?! However, can you try not to be too complicated when you praise people in the future, and it's troublesome to always turn around! It's better to be direct in the vernacular, otherwise it's not easy to understand......

Shrek blinked twice, smiled, and then said to Xie Yu with a serious suggestion.

"Okay...... I'll try to be as straightforward as possible in front of you in the future, are you okay? I'm going to sleep...... Also, don't mess with Robert!"

Xie Yu turned over a little impatiently, and at the end he didn't forget to tell Shrek.

"What else am I going to do with that piece of wood if you talk to me? Three sticks can't make a fart, huh? You want to sleep again? Why do you want to sleep again?! Don't sleep enough...... Don't sleep, don't sleep......"

Shrek just despised the wooden knight's few words, but when he saw that this little mage who finally listened to what he said, he had just said a few words to himself, and he actually wanted to sleep again, and he was suddenly a little anxious-

This little mage is the most temperamental of all the people here, and he finally speaks normally at this moment, how can he just let it go?!

What if he sleeps on his own?!Do you really want to force yourself to talk to that log?!

......

In a hurry, Shrek also lay down beside the little mage, babbling to express his dissatisfaction, and then stretched out his hand and dragged the little mage's clothes again and again:

"Hey, hey...... What did you tell me, what kind of god's bull breaking guy, where is he......? You must know each other, right? can you introduce the eldest brother when you have time...... I also want to see if he is as ...... as you say he is Well, cow break!"

"Shrek, are you still finished? I know him, he doesn't know me, don't bother with me...... Oh Mom!"

Xie Yu felt that if he didn't turn around again, maybe his clothes would be torn by this rude guy, so in desperation, he had to turn over and turn around, and was about to scold Shrek for disturbing his sleep angrily.

But as soon as he turned his head, before the scolding in his mouth could be spoken, he found that in front of him was a bare round object with black and purple in the middle of it, and on the object was facing his side, and there were several objects that looked like the facial features of a human face, which were twisted together.

Those two thin and short slits seem to be a pair of eyes that are squinted, but they don't look like human eyes.

At the bottom of the slit were two large black round holes, and a handful of suspicious black hair stretched out from each of them, trembling violently at him......

Further down the two black round holes is a large mouth full of big yellow teeth, which occupies more than half of the entire area......

Xie Yu just turned his head and opened his eyes, when suddenly such a thing appeared in front of him, and he was unprepared, and he was suddenly frightened out of his body.

"Mommy!

Frightened, Xie Yu screamed in his mouth, rolled back a few times, and then quickly propped up his body with his elbows, and looked over carefully with wide eyes.

"Boy, you...... What are you doing? What are you doing rolling all of a sudden......" Shrek seemed to be taken aback by Xie Yu's violent reaction, scratching his head and puzzled.

"Damn...... Shrek, you idiot!Do you know that people are scared to death!Why are you lying behind me all of a sudden?!"

Xie Yu finally saw that the terrifying round object that scared him was actually Shrek's head, and he was immediately furious, sat up, and pointed at Shrek and shouted.

"Who told you to ignore me?! I didn't ask you to introduce me to that name...... Oh, yes, is that the bull-breaking guy from Erlang God? I want to meet him......"

"What did you see him doing?!"

"I want to see which of the two of us is the best ......"

"No! I don't know him!" Xie Yu was not lightly angered by this rough embryo, and sat there constantly stroking his thumping chest, glaring at Shrek fiercely, and his mouth was not angry.

"How is that possible? You don't know why the head is the Tao, as if you are familiar with him......" Shrek frowned and looked at the little mage, obviously thinking that this was an excuse that the little mage didn't want to help.

"Phew, if I knew Erlang God, I would have him let the dog go as soon as he saw you...... Bite hard on your ass!"

Xie Yu's desire to sleep was interrupted several times by this rude and ugly word, and he was very dissatisfied, and he didn't look at Shrek, and said hatefully in his mouth.

"Oh, this guy has a dog? Hehe, I have one in my blacksmith shop too...... In this way, this guy is really funny, tell me more about it...... Where can I find him?!"

When Shrek heard this, he immediately seemed to be more interested, and while babbling in his mouth, he was about to start moving towards Xie Yu's side again.

Coming to Xie Yu's side, Shrek faced the little mage with a tired and helpless face, his face was full of anticipation, he stretched out his hand to support his head, and put on a serious appearance of wanting to listen to the story.

"I really don't know him......" Xie Yu turned around and turned his back to Shrek.

"I don't believe it!" Shrek propped up his body with his hands, just kept sitting listening to the story, and walked around in front of the little mage in a few clicks.

"I really don't know him......" Xie Yu sighed and turned away again.

"I don't believe it!" Shrek persistently followed.

"Are you sick?!"

"I don't believe it!"

......

After a few turns, Xie Yu was really annoyed by this extremely persistent guy, hugged his head and sighed for a while, and suddenly rolled his eyes and slapped his thigh:

"Ah Shi, you've said so much today, you should be thirsty, right? I still have some wine here, otherwise...... Let's moisten our throats a little first?!"

As he spoke, Xie Yu's hand flashed, and a silver wine jug appeared in his palm, and then Xie Yu squinted his eyes, a warm smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, pinched the wine jug, and shook it lightly in front of Shrek:

"How's it going...... Would you like to drink some?!"

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