"Phew, don't tempt me...... Uncle, I never eat this set!"

Regarding the temptation of the little mage shaking the wine jug while smiling cheaply, although Shrek stared at the wine jug in Xie Yu's hand with two eyes, and with the swing of the wine jug, the ugly purple face also kept swaying from side to side. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, to Xie Yu's surprise, this guy had countless gold stars in front of him, turned his head ridiculously for a while, and then after a puddle of laughter, he suddenly waved his hand fiercely, and rejected Xie Yu's wine offensive very backbonely.

This made Xie Yu feel confused for a moment, and he really didn't understand how this guy, who had always met fine wine as if he had seen his relatives, could suddenly go against the norm and become so promising.

Xie Yu blinked his eyes twice, thinking that he had heard it wrong, and he was puzzled, so he couldn't help frowning and asked again: "You...... What are you talking about?!Ashi, you ...... Did you just mean to refuse?!...... Don't you want to have a sip of wine and a good drink?!"

"Hmph...... Boy, you heard me right, you want to use wine to win me over, but just now I was rejected by my uncle......"

Shrek glanced at the Nicole foursome at the end of the brindle mantis again, and then the little yellow bean eyes flashed with an almost imperceptible light from time to time, and he reluctantly stayed on the wine jug in the little mage's hand for a while, and then raised his neck and raised his head, his eyes widened, and he actually waved his hand at Xie Yu fiercely, and said with great righteousness, with incomparable resoluteness in his tone.

"Oh......? It doesn't make sense!" Xie Yu looked dazed: "Why?!"

"Phew, no why, just don't drink ......"

"If you don't drink it, you have to have an explanation...... It turns out that every time you see wine, it's like seeing your own father, what's wrong with ......this time? Took the wrong medicine?"

"Alas, this is the first time I've been away from home since I've been eighteen years old, and when you say this, I think of my dad at home again, and I don't know how my dad is doing when I come out with you for so long...... And how is the business of the blacksmith shop at home?...... Isn't that right, boy, are you scolding me again?!"

When Shrek heard the little mage mention his father, he actually looked a little sad for a while, drooped his head and eyelids, and muttered listlessly for a while, as if he was very concerned about the father at home and the blacksmith shop, and then, grabbing his chin and rubbing it for a while, wrinkling the two thick sea cucumber eyebrows, the little yellow bean's eyes blinked quickly for a while, as if he had finally come back to his senses, patted his head, straightened his neck again, and yelled at Xie Yu: "Boy! I know you always like to talk around the corner, but don't think that I can't hear me because I don't read much! You're so dignified that you have nothing to do with my father? You must be scolding me in a different way......

Seeing that this rough embryo seemed to be angered by himself, and the arms and sleeves rolled up as if he was about to come up to ask him for an explanation, Xie Yu hurriedly supported the ground with his feet, pushed his ass back a step away, and quickly piled up an incomparably kind and sincere smile on his face, his eyes narrowed into two slits with a smile, and then held the wine jug in his left hand, and waved his hand again and again at the angry Shrek with his right hand: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding...... Ah Shi, although I have never met, but I am only full of admiration and respect for our father, and I definitely don't have the slightest idea of offending! Moreover, after we go to fight the unlucky dragon in a few days, the younger brother still wants to go home with the eldest brother and go to visit his uncle in person, anyway, our two families are not far away, and we can walk around each other more in the future......

"Really...... You, you're really not scolding me?!" Shrek heard this, and his body that had already stood up couldn't help but stop, but he had a look of disbelief on his face, frowning and glaring at the little mage.

"Of course it's true...... Heaven and earth testify! There is no disrespect for my uncle in what I just said?! Big brother, you must have heard the ......."

Xie Yu saw that this rough embryo stopped, and quickly began to pat his chest again and again, patting "bang", and making a righteous and awe-inspiring guarantee.

After all, if you really make this rough embryo anxious, not only will this brindled knife mantis be immediately jumped on its back, but I am afraid that it will not have a very good-looking end......

"Then what did you kid say just now, I saw the wine like I saw my own father?!"

Shrek was a little moved, as if he believed it a little, and then the little eyeballs rolled vigorously for a while, but then glared at the little mage angrily and said, "Can my own father compare to fine wine?......!" No, can the wine be compared to my own father?! No matter how good the wine is, it can't match a single hair of my father!"

"Oops...... It's a metaphor, you know, it's an analogy...... Oh, it's so uneducated! This ...... That's an analogy!"

Xie Yu couldn't laugh or cry, he really didn't think it was an excessive joke, but he couldn't see that this rough embryo was still a filial son, huh...... Not bad!

"It's an analogy, and it's a very common one...... It is to describe a person's very, very fond of something, like loving his own father, just a small analogy...... Got it?!"

"No, you'd better be clear, don't bully me for not studying, if I don't understand...... Hmph!"

Shrek pinched his chin and thought carefully for a while, Xiao Huangdou's eyes kept turning and turning, and then he shook his head twice very simply, indicating that he didn't understand, and then looked at the little mage with round eyes, holding his hands together, and pinching the knuckles of his fingers "rattling", threatening the little mage.

"Rude neurosis!"

Xie Yu pursed his lips, rolled his eyes twice, muttered in a low voice, then tilted his head and thought about it, and said to the angry Shrek: "That's how you say Ha Ashi...... Do you like wine?"

"Hmm!"

Shrek Soybean blinked twice, then tapped his head heavily.

"Then do you like Miss Nicole?!" Xie Yu sighed and asked again.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh......"

Shrek didn't hesitate at all this time, and immediately quickly piled up a chrysanthemum-like flattering smile on his face, and at the same time nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.

"Damn! That little girl isn't around...... As for smiling so cheaply?!"

Xie Yu glanced at Shrek with disdain, and despised this rough embryo fiercely in his heart, then coughed lightly, and continued to look at Shrek, who turned into a nymphomaniac in a second again, and said bitterly: "So...... One last question, do you like your daddy?!"

"Nonsense, you kid talks bastards, don't you like your own daddy?!"

As soon as Shrek heard his father, he immediately put away the flattering and humble smile that would appear every time he faced the little girl, made a cold face, and then glared at Xie Yu fiercely.

"That's it...... That's the reason......" Xie Yu patted his thigh and said:

"Think about it...... Do you like more wine, or more Nicole, or more like your daddy?"

"Isn't that easy?!Of course...... Huh?" Shrek just straightened his neck, but suddenly paused, frowned tightly for a while, and the two sea cucumber eyebrows were almost twisted into one, and then he hesitated and said: "Actually, I thought about it carefully, and it seems to be about the same...... But!"

Shrek muttered here, then was silent for a while, as if it was difficult to choose, and after a while, he raised his eyebrows, as if he had finally determined something, and shouted: "Although the wine is good, you can not drink it...... But if it weren't for my dad and Miss Nicole, it wouldn't have been! They were both my family! So, in my heart, they were both as important!"

"Shameless!"

"Hooligans!

......

Shrek's loud shouting was like thunder, but Nicole and Yawen, who were a few feet away, listened, and the two looked at each other and scolded almost at the same time, but Yawen scolded "beasts" and chicks scolded "hooligans", but obviously, they also expressed the deep indignation in their hearts.

"Ignore the two of them, I mean ...... Alas, forget it, I won't force you to drink, anyway, the status of fine wine is far inferior to our father, that's right......! Hum...... You just said that Daddy is as important as Nicole, so ...... Hey, hey!"

Xie Yu's eyes rolled a few times, and suddenly he sneered inexplicably, got up and turned Shrek over to look at Nicole Girl's head, and pulled it back with both hands, and then solemnly looked at this rude and ugly nymphomaniac, and also learned Shrek's loud voice, and shouted loudly:

"Big brother, let's change the question, huh...... If, I mean if ha, if our dad and sister-in-law fall into the water at the same time...... Who will you save first?!"

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