"Shrek! You're sick! I'll go to your hero, don't mention the courage of the year! I'll go to your heavenly secrets, don't leak it!"

Shrek suddenly pretended to be a master there like a brain convulsion, but Xie Yu was really angry, jumped up directly with both hands, and then pointed at Shrek's nose and began to scold. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Boy, pay attention to your quality!Why are you reacting so much?!!, did you take the wrong medicine too?!" Shrek snapped the finger of the little mage to his nose and glared back.

"Did I take the wrong medicine?Did I take the wrong medicine?!Look at where you look like a tall man?!You're here pretending to be dead or alive!Damn...... If you brag well, you can brag well, the master just pretends to listen, why don't you start pretending to be forced without saying hello! Do you know that the master hates pretending to be the most in his life!"

Xie Yu also did not show weakness, glared at Shrek who pretended to be unable to force it viciously, jumped to his feet and said angrily:

"Pay attention to quality? Hmmm!Phew...... Is this what you should say? Don't you feel ashamed when it comes out of your mouth? Does it fit your identity? Don't you look at which hairs on your body have anything to do with the word 'quality'?"

"Boy, uncle warns you, don't rely on the uncle who usually looks at you and won't fix you! Tell you, uncle is angry, I am afraid of myself......" was scolded by the little mage like a bloody dog, Shrek's lonely expression on his face had long since disappeared, and under the anger, his ugly face turned purple again, his eyes were round, and he threatened the little mage who was jumping and roaring.

"Damn! Don't scare me! You're pretending to be reasonable, aren't you?!"

Xie Yu didn't show weakness and glared back directly.

"Who pretended to be coerced, who pretended to be coerced......? What the hell does it mean to be coerced? You're always talking about it, boy, and there's always something weird and incomprehensible coming out of your mouth......"

Shrek couldn't be frightened when he saw it, this slippery little mage turned a blind eye to his intimidation at all, and still roared at himself with his neck stalked, and couldn't help but be a little deflated, and waved his hand, as if he was a little bored.

After all, although the plan to pretend to be a master failed, and he was severely ridiculed by the little mage, after Shrek's brain turned once, he decided not to trouble the little mage.

Of course, a little jealousy of that ugly black stick that sucks blood at every turn is a reason.

Moreover, now on his side, there are only two living people, himself and the little mage, in case this kid is beaten to Miss Nicole's side again, then there will not be even the last person to chat with him......

"Oh, nothing...... I've accidentally messed up the planes again, and as for what it means, huh...... It's just pretending to be a big-tailed wolf...... You see, I didn't wronged you, did I?! What are you doing here?! What is the atmosphere so unpleasant?!"

Xie Yu saw that the-fighting Shrek just now died down, and immediately quieted down, and couldn't help but secretly blame himself for being a little uncontrollable, if he provoked this rude guy, and then singled himself out in anger to regain his dignity......

The two of them are fighting for life and death here, didn't they just let the two elves and Nicole master and servant on the opposite side see the joke?

What's more, with his current strength, I'm afraid it will be difficult to beat that rough embryo desperately, in case he is really repaired by Shrek very badly, and he is beaten to the point of holding his head and fleeing all over the field, isn't it a loss of face and self-suffering?

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"Don't frame good people, you kid make it clear...... Where am I pretending?!" Shrek was not convinced, and shouted with a purple face.

"Good...... I've framed you, so be it...... You continue to brag about your bull, and the master continues to sleep with me, alas...... It's boring!"

Xie Yu suddenly felt very bored, casually perfunctory Shrek, and then lay down on the back of the brindled knife mantis, as if he was not interested in Shrek's glorious deeds at the age of twelve, yawned, turned over, and went back to sleep.

"How many times have I talked to you, it's not bragging, it's not bragging! Why don't you listen carefully?! Hey, hey...... You still can't listen......"

"Good, good...... It's not bragging, you like to talk about it or not, anyway, now the master is not interested, huh...... I'm sleepy, I'm going to take a nap......"

Xie Yu was unmoved, lying flat on the back of the brindle knife mantis, stretching comfortably, then pillowing his hands behind his head, and closing his eyes comfortably.

Seeing that the little mage was really going to sleep, Shrek was a little anxious, and kept scratching his ears and cheeks beside him, and after a long time, he finally couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand, and carefully poked the little mage's shoulder.

poked it lightly twice, but found that the little mage was still with his eyes closed, and there was no reaction at all, and it really seemed to be asleep, Shrek immediately felt unlucky.

Damn, this little mage doesn't talk much, he said that he listened to my story but changed his hexagram, it's really shameless...... Be honest!

Alas...... Just now, too, the little mage's drooling envy has already made his heart feel refreshed, why do you need to do this kid like this?

It's good now, I'm on the rise, but now I don't have an audience, who can I show off?

Actually, alas, I just wanted to hear more about this guy's flattery......

This idiot boy, thanks to the fact that he has always prided himself on being smart, can't he see his intentions......?

Shrek sighed and regretted, and after another half an hour, he saw that the little mage next to him still didn't have any reaction, and he didn't even turn over, so he couldn't help but feel a little angry: "Grandma's...... You kid always sleep in a position, aren't you tired? You can just sleep hard, sleep to death......

After being angry for a while, Shrek had no choice but to start scratching his ears and cheeks boredly, looking at the little mage next to him, and then looked at the goddess Nicole and the two female elves opposite, and found that the three of them were actually drowsy, only Robert, who left Nicole for a distance, was sitting there with his head down, his eyes open in a daze.

"That's right...... And Robert? How did you forget about this guy...... I was aroused by the little mage, if I don't find someone to talk about it today, I'm afraid that I will suffocate people......"

Shrek was overjoyed, slapped his thigh, muttered two words, and then raised his hand to beckon Robert over to chat.

"Don't bother, Robert won't come......"

Shrek just raised his hand and was about to shout, but he heard the little mage next to him who thought he was already asleep, and suddenly said something like this.

Shrek turned his head to look, but saw that the little mage had woken up at some point, and glanced at himself with a smile, then turned back and closed his eyes again.

"You didn't sleep...... Boy, do you know that you almost suffocated the uncle by pretending to sleep, get up and chat with me, I'll tell you whatever you want to ask this time...... Not grinding at all!"

"No need...... It's nice to lie down and sleep quietly, it's much more comfortable than listening to you brag......"

"You...... I'm not bragging! If you don't listen, Uncle won't talk about it...... I'm looking for Robert!"

"I advise you not to go...... If you two fight again, your goddess Nicole will have to scold you again! Believe me, I'm doing this for your ......."

"The kid is always so clueless when he talks, why do the two of us fight?!"

"This ...... Alas, you can experience it for yourself, in fact, I think about it, there is only one reason why Robert has not come over to strangle you until now, and that is that he knows that he can't beat you at all......"

"Huh...... Why did he strangle me? I didn't mess with him! And not only did I not mess with him, I ...... After all, I sent him up, and he wants to strangle me without thanking me......?"

Shrek said indignantly, and at the same time rolled his eyes a few times, and looked carefully at the wooden knight who was in a daze in the distance for a few more times, then shook his head, and said unconvinced: "You kid will talk nonsense...... Robert may not be a little talker, but he is definitely not an ungrateful man......"

Xie Yu: "......"

"I see people's eyes...... It's always been accurate!"

Shrek glared at the side and opened his eyes, staring at the little mage who kept looking at him with a sneer, picking up two thick sea cucumber eyebrows, and added triumphantly.

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